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@_imnotrussell
Russell
5 years
“WEIRD LOOKING” ASIAN DUDE COMIN THROUGH 😂
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
4 years
babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
5 years
We did the thing
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
5 years
HAPPY HALLOWEEN I TRIED
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
5 years
The bromance we need but don’t deserve @RyanOverdrive @strong_sad
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
3 years
I'm offended that this photo doesn't show both parents being disappointed. Unlucky.
@kilnfiendpotter
Michelle Rapp 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
3 years
Jesus Christ on a breadstick. Are you shitting me.
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
5 years
Hotel room too stronk. @HarlanFirer 1st @RossHunneds and I top 4 and @IngrathisMTG 1st in the standard classic 💪💪💪.
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
5 years
You: Daylight savings EXTRA HOUR OF SLEEP Me: *Waiting an extra hour for the banlist to buy cards for pioneer*
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
3 years
Thesis defense: ✅ MATH MASTERS WAHOO Get me out
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
5 years
I’M A WINNER 😍
@Team_BCW
Team BCW
5 years
Congrats @_imnotrussell , the winner Thursday's “RT to Win” giveaway. He won this Urza, Lord High Artificer playset and BCW card accessories.
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
3 years
Story in 2 parts. 6-1 too free.
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
5 years
I finally got that 2nd date 😍. @RossHunneds
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
5 years
Top 8 of modern classic with UR delver 😚
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
2 years
See you in Disneyland Atlanta
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
5 years
Top 4 of #SCGPHILLY 🤩
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
5 years
23 today. Pls concede to me in the open as a birthday gift. 🥳.
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5 years
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
5 years
8-1 Day 1 of #SCGPHILLY Personal record 8-1. Daryl is an absolute sicko.
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
3 years
The squad for #NRGCHI . We all suck couldn’t win at all ☺️. @nalkpas @_NoWa_MTG .
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
5 years
On a date, kind of nervous @RossHunneds
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
5 years
Never drinking again what the fuck. @Viral_Drake stop me pls
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
5 years
11-3, win and in next round. SEND ME YOUR ENERGY.
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
2 years
Got farmed by @OliverTomajko in goats :(
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
5 years
Just letting y'all know @Jonathan_H0bbs is the galaxy brain behind the 4 color shadow list, not me. Pls bombard him with sideboard guide requests and deck choices!
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
5 years
PSA: The Royal Scions is actually unplayable. Would’ve rather had a 3 mana bear every time it was in my hand 🤕.
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
5 years
8-0 modern to end 10-6 for a dank 79th baby 😍. @Jonathan_H0bbs and I played the best deck in the room NOT CLOSE.
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
5 years
8-1 after day 1 of #SCGKNOX
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
5 years
Twitter DO YOUR THING Reunite me and my daddy @EdgarMTG
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
3 years
Peepeepoopoo like this tweet PLEASE
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
5 years
Convinced @collinsmullen to drop burn for Grixis shadow, AMA.
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Russell
5 years
Opponent pact’ed for Azusa turn 3 and I Karned his land. IS THIS HOW IT FEELS?
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
5 years
I had to decide whether to work on my thesis or to grind the tour next season. After looking at the schedule, it seems like I made the best decision for my future. See ya at Columbus boomers.
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
3 years
🍆 Spam 🍆 this 🍆 d*ck 🍆 to 🍆 see 🍆 Max 🍆 Mick 🍆
@rbuehler
Randy Buehler
3 years
Whose MH2 draft should we watch at 10am Saturday morning to kick off the Mocs broadcast?
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
2 years
Flights delayed ✅ United lost luggage ✅ Slept 2 hours ✅ I’m going 8th SOOOO fast
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
5 years
I don’t think the person that made this poll plays modern at all.
@ChannelFireball
ChannelFireball
5 years
Call it. What Modern deck will win the first Grand Prix of 2020? #MTGAustin
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
1 year
Thank you to the Hooded Brawlers for assisting with my 1-4 🤝
@PlayMTG
PlayMTG
1 year
Russell Lee ( @_imnotrussell ) braved a super typhoon on his way from Guam and a day of flight delays later to make it to the Regional Championship just hours before the first round kicked off!
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Russell
5 years
We’re finally unplayable again 😍
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
5 years
#SCGPHILLY testing in a nutshell
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
5 years
Does anyone have a goat deck at #SCGCOL ? Let’s BATTLE.
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
5 years
I’m never drinking again ☠️
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
5 years
PSA: Please register Mishra’s Bauble over Serum Visions in your Grixis Shadow decks.
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
4 years
3-0 6-0 so far wtf
@_imnotrussell
Russell
4 years
0-1drop.dek woo
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
5 years
If you’re not playing some version of Urza or Amulet next weekend at Indy, you’re a dingus. I am a HUGE dingus.
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
2 years
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
2 years
Flights delayed ✅ United lost luggage ✅ Slept 2 hours ✅ I’m going 8th SOOOO fast
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
5 years
Team->no team->team->no team->team->team! Finally locked 🤡.
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
5 years
BE GENTLE
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@MusingsOfAGirl
mars ✨
5 years
Okay, it’s that time! Show me what you looked like at the beginning of the decade vs the end!
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
2 years
5-1 baby we’re on the BOARD.
@OliverTomajko
oyster tomaj when I hear those 808 drums
2 years
Update: I am 5-0 against @_imnotrussell and he says that “Oliver is too good at Yugioh, it’s crazy”
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
2 years
Broken pioneer deck ❎ Broke the limited format ❎ Both formats blow ✅ Ready to 0-5 this PT 😁
@AlfaPhrog
Gavin AlphaFrog Thompson-Exner
2 years
Broken pioneer deck ✅ Broke the limited format ✅ Ready to crush this PT!
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
1 year
List I played at the $25k with @max_mick and @IvanPabloMTG . Went 0-3 1-6 it’s dogshit ass 🦮💩.
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Russell
3 years
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
5 years
1-2 drop mall runs are BROKEN.
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
3 years
I listened to Olivia Rodrigo today for 6 hours. Only thing better would be 6 hours of her stepping on me.
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
3 years
2-1 into drop at Vegas because every round went to -25 mins. NO SHOT.
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
5 years
Looking for a legacy/standard player for Philly. Retweet’s appreciated 🙏.
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
5 years
My team fell through for Philly. Either need a third or am looking for a squad. Halp pls.
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
5 years
What you guys think?
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
4 years
Lost to Rountree in Top 8. UR Delver is still insane. @AidenBrier is p good.
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
5 years
Owned by @DylanD_MTG . Top 4!
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Russell
5 years
Round 6 of modern classic, just watched a burn player throw away the game and salt off when he got punished for it. You LOVE to see it.
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
4 years
If Kiihne has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Kiihne has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Kiihne has only one fan then that is me. If Kiihne has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Kiihne, then I am against the world. 10min ban:(
@CorriganAbe
Abe Corrigan
4 years
I got timed out of the Magic Twitch chat for saying I wanted to take @ZKiihne on a date. I regret nothing, his webcam took my breath away.
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
5 years
We’re in darkest of timelines now @A22en
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Russell
4 years
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Russell
5 years
Grixis Shadow list I’d register for this weekend. You should do the same if you want to play 45% match ups all day!
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
4 years
Reminder that due to COVID No Nut November will be postponed indefinitely. 👑Go 👑off 👑kings👑.
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
11 months
Breakers dropped 5% after win and in and missed top 8; threw up after round 1 being hungover. @BenJonesMTG Phoenix is niceeee.
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
5 years
4 am, just got home from #SCGINDY . Assignment due at 8 🥺.
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
4 years
BROOOOOO 🤦‍♂️
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
4 years
The United States will be powerfully supporting those industries, like Airlines and others, that are particularly affected by the Chinese Virus. We will be stronger than ever before!
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
4 years
Lost 12 ranked games of league of legends in a row AMA
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
3 years
Flight crew wrote me a letter. Had fun in America, time to adult 😵‍💫.
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
5 years
Cookout is unplayable
@jonbecker_
Jon Becker
5 years
Please quote tweet this with your most controversial food opinion, I love controversial food opinions
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
4 years
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Russell
5 years
When you’re in class but @RyanOverdrive is streaming grixis shadow 😍
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
9 months
Atlanta Team Twink deck 🦜.
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Russell
5 years
Heading to #SCGNY and I’ve played like 3 matches of legacy total in my lifetime. Cya in the 1-2 bracket real quick
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
4 years
I don't own cards anymore but these SLAP way too hard.
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
4 years
👀
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@TeamLotusBox
Team Lotus Box
4 years
Little late in the weekend, but we've got another new member for you to meet tomorrow. Keep your eyes peeled 👀
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
5 years
I didn’t play the best (was sloppy just picked it up yesterday) but still went 12-2-1. Deck is insane and Stanley is the smartest person I know.
@Rob_StanleyMTG
Robert Stanley
5 years
Here is the 400 page essay that i wrote on Mono Black Aggro in pioneer that I gave to @_imnotrussell for this weekends SCG. Seems to have done it's job 👍
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
4 years
Winner's queue guys
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
2 years
Didn’t get to queue for the next PT but had so much fun hanging out. The fire is here and I’ll be back 🙏.
@OliverTomajko
oyster tomaj when I hear those 808 drums
2 years
Had very fun time at #PTPhilly seeing lot of friends I haven’t seen in years and people that I had only met online previous 😭 I also won 2 team drafts despite not knowing any cards in the set 😎 big slay
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
5 years
Lee Lee @leemcleo
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
2 years
7-2 😡
@_imnotrussell
Russell
2 years
23 lands
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
4 years
@NerdyMatt @kekehewron My guy, you took a free IQ test on the internet then paid $15 for a screenshot of your score. What do you think?
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
5 years
Do I ask about fulminator mage now or... @Jonathan_H0bbs
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
4 years
The mods for the grand finals stream timed someone out for saying "Raph is a landlord" when he was flooding out. What a joke @MagicEsports
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
4 years
Alright back to Among Us
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
5 years
4 point IQ weekend playing grixis shadow and UW shitters. Probably one of the most fun magic weekends with @Jonathan_H0bbs and @collinsmullen . Great company.
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
5 years
@leclairandymtg Saying your pet deck is unplayable is a brand
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
5 years
@EdgarMTG Sideboard guide for anyone interested. Also changes I’d make for the future, -75 + @BrandonDollaway ’s Jund shadow.
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
2 years
Got 42nd, it’s lit.
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
2 years
9-3 dead for top 8 but I think draw q’s for PT 😡☹️
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
4 years
0-1drop.dek woo
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
5 years
Looking to borrow some cards for Atlanta! 4x Verdant 4x Traverse 2x Manamorphose! Pls help luv u.
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Russell
5 years
Round 4 feature against Adam Fronsee!
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
5 years
Gifts from @TheRealRedDolph . Find him and say trick of treat! @Viral_Drake
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Russell
5 years
3-3 I regret everything.
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
5 years
Yeah you know it
@ant_orsomething
Imagine Dåggans
5 years
@_imnotrussell Congrats on winning. But more importantly , congrats on being the best dressed mtg player of all time
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@_imnotrussell
Russell
3 years
@OliverTomajko Please delete the tweet
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