Hi I’m Dec, I’m 23 and I’m from Kingston Upon Thames. I’m coming on Love Island to find a girl to go for a cheeky Nando’s with. She’s got to be extra NAWTY 🙈
Lockdown for an extra 6 months? I hope everyone’s mental health is in the right place to deal with this. If not, drop me a lil message and I’ll be happy to listen, or even talk. Let’s not go through this alone this time ✌🏻
Love me bird to absolute bits yeno but the fact she’s a teacher an sometimes can’t switch off and talks to me like I’m in year 1 makes me wanna hez hez her head right off her shoulders “have you brushed your teeth?” Girl I’m 22 I’ve never not brushed me teeth
Another fella getting the shit kicked out of them in town simply because they’re attracted to men. It’s horrible and needs sorting out immediately. No one should be going out worried simply because they fancy the same sex
Johnny Depp brought happiness to almost every kid I knew growing up. We’ve all watched his films when we were younger and we’ve all wanted to be Jack Sparrow at some point. To see what he’s going through now is rough yeno like how can ye do that to another human being
This idea that Liverpool is a socialist city simply for chanting “fuck the Tories” at the match or at a gig has to be the biggest façade in the country. Full of gammon racists
I’ve just been to the funeral of a woman who was a couple of months off retiring, looking at spending the rest of what she expected to be many years with her family... take that holiday, call in sick that day, go get food, go that concert, don’t sit and watch time pass by
Me birds a cheeky fucker yerno 😂 she was meant to be going out with her mates but ones swerved it so she’s not going now, the bitch has just said “you can come round if you want, not going out now” I am in fact the side piece and I don’t like it one bit
All Lives Matter until it comes to a Syrian refugee. All Lives Matter until it comes to feeding starving children. All Lives Matter until it comes to an African-American woman being shot whilst she sleeps. Tell me, when do ALL LIVES MATTER, really matter?
Still cannot comprehend how a 12yr old girl can lose her life because of a stupid kiddy argument. Like their whole life ahead of them and it’s gone just like that. Because a kids watched too many movies and thinks he’s the boy
Me customer then, 70yr old Jamaican just said “less stress more bless in life George you know wa Im sayin” yeno wa Dennis I fucking do fella hope you have a splendid afternoon kind sir
If I belled plod now and told them me next door neighbour had a crop they’d be there before I put the phone down. Women can contact plod and tell them they’ve been raped/sexually assaulted and they would still take 5-7 business days to come. Whole system is fucked
“Why do you hate Thatcher? You weren’t even born” I hate the Nazis as well and I weren’t storming fucking Normandy either was I ye fucking smooth brained bute
The rest of the UK need to make their mind up, either scousers are happy to take the bank holiday off work or we don’t work at all. You can’t have it both ways
First time in r 7 year relationship me bird has come back to rs absolutely twatted (usually the other way round) and it’s a nice change tbh 😂 I’ve took her clothes off, lashed her pyjamas on, took her makeup off and fed her tablets. All I get is “well it’s ye own fault”
Can’t believe I spent my 21st in the kitchen with my parents when just a few weeks before the government was (seemingly) having a lovely, non-socially distanced party with all their mates.
Why did we bother following the rules when the people who made them did not?
Used to go to school with a kid who now plays for Hull, haven’t spoke to him since but he still sends me coins on 8 ball pool so I guess we’re still good mates
This country is riddled with individuals who have the same mindset as these 16yr olds against the LGBTQ+ community, but you get called “woke” for calling it out. Brianna weren’t “different”, she was who she was. No one should die because of that.