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Yours truly! || parody account

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3 months
// hai this account is run by @seraphicyuri ! ermmmm small intro n stuff…
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Look who fell asleep in my arms.
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Give me a break.
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How cute. All flustered over a mere photo.
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…I don’t think they turned out too bad.
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2 months
Ah, I wish I could take her home with me... Illumina truly is cruel..
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2 months
...i hope it can eat icecream...
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guess who ^_^
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2 months
What a lucky demon to hold such a beauty in his arms! I wonder who- oh wait.
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28 days
No matter what I try, he won't leave the room... Does anybody have any suggestions?
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1 month
Aha! I know. Cooking can’t be that hard, can it?
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2 months
I really should’ve listened during the lessons about medicine…
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…He’s completely knocked out.
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If anybody happens to see a scrawny blue demon out and about who looks suspiciously like the prince, please notify me.
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1 month
I’m not sure why people overhype the flavor of cookie dough… It’s not as good as they say it is.
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…I don’t think they turned out too bad.
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@sstar_gazing Please? Pretty please? Please please please please please please please ple
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2 months
My only concern is the lord's safety, not of who he marries.
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I’ve been feeling sick ever since I ate that dough… is it really edible…?
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2 months
Egobwoarder's eyes widen, breath hitching as he stood immediately. A hand moves to Stargazer's chin, tilting his head to get a good look at the other demon's face. Haah... He was actually alive. His knees are weak and his face plants into the other's chest, voice coming out as a-
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2 months
//WHY R U GUYS SENDIUGBN SO MCUH FOLLOWER SHIT R U TRYING TOPISS HIMOFF
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I’m finally free from the curse of my duties… I wonder how things are going back home.
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26 days
The towns have been in such disarray recently... It's getting tiring.
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2 months
Oh? It seems nobody is immune to my charms!!
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1 month
A hand suddenly snatches Stargazer's wrist, pulling him back into a familiar warmth. "Seriously, are you incapable of following orders? I told you to stay away from him you-" He cuts himself off with an irritated sigh, eyes narrowing as his gaze settled on Follower. "...You."
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@sstar_gazing Follower looked at Stargazer, his expression fixed yet looking oh so fond as he looked at the other. "I'd be delighted to, your highness."
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Ah, I no longer have any direct relations with Illumina… He is the head of the church. I simply enjoy blaming him for all my problems.
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Perhaps I can cheer him up with something….
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What’s that smell?
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@sssenti_ How harsh… I guess I’ll just have to prove you wrong!!
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I mean it when I say I’ll do whatever it takes.
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@sstar_gazing SStaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr pls??????
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2 months
…I wasn’t expecting something like this. Thank you…? Though, I’m not sure what kind of “pride” you’re referring to..
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strangled sob as he struggled to hold back his tears, muffled in the plush sheets. "...Star...you're alive-"
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Hunger is the only thing keeping me awake… I can’t decide if I’m thankful or disappointed.
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I pray to SFOTH that it rains today.
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@sstar_gazing Egobwoarder clears his throat, giving a soft laugh, hand rubbing his cheek in a comforting gesture. “…I’m sorry. Maybe if I were someone else.. Someone of importance.. We could have been together.” He pauses to take a deep breath. “You finally have someone that deserves you.”
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@sstar_gazing I told you not to call me that.
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@illuminassword The demon sighs, a glove raising to brush against Follower’s cheek, wiping off blood. “…it’s unfair. How can you look so composed even in situations like this..?”
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@sstar_gazing @illuminassword Heavy footsteps sound nearby, a familiar figure rounding the corner with a heavy sigh. "Seriously, can I get a bre...." Egobwoarder trails off, seeing the two on the floor. He blinks before cursing to himself, rushing to their side. "What have you two gotten into now..."
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@sssenti_ Thank you!! See, I knew you’d come around.
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@sstar_gazing Star. Fuck- I’m on my way.
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@sstar_gazing Egobwoarder huffs, peppering the demon’s face with soft kisses as a hand played with Stargazer’s hair.
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@illuminassword “Cya birdbrain.” He calls, accidentally slamming the door harder than he’d expected. After the loud thud, there’s a muffled apology on the other side before he skitters away.
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@illuminassword He stumbles back with a curse before laughing. “Fuuuck- Hah.. give me a warning first you ass-“
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@sstar_gazing “…Don’t. You.. can’t call me that anymore.” He mumbles softly, looking away guiltily.
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@sstar_gazing "What's with me?! What's with you! You've been acting distant since- fuck, I don't know! You're even choosing a pathetic creature over me now!" He snarls, claws digging into his arms as he hesitated to meet the other's gaze.
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@sstar_gazing You seem to love it with how fast you came back to talk to me.
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@sstar_gazing The knight sniffles, leaning into his touch. He clears his throat, shifting his head to glance at the other's face once again with his cheek squished to his chest. "...My apologies. I'm not sure whats gotten into me. It seems it was all a terrible nightmare.." He laughs softly.
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@sstar_gazing Egobwoarder stumbles back a bit, eyes narrowing beneath his visor as he scoffs. His arms are crossed as he turned to the other, his voice bitter. "Oh? It's always me that's the problem, huh?"
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To those of you asking about Follower in my inbox, quit it.
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@sstar_gazing He makes a shocked noise against his lips, brain short circuiting before he leaned in hesitantly. God, it felt so right but… it was wrong. They shouldn’t.. He nips at the other demon’s bottom lip, glancing up at him as he pressed further into his touch.
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@illuminassword “Hah.. someone’s eager. What’s got you so riled up, hm?” He chuckles, turning to him with a smug expression.
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@sstar_gazing ...Cut that out.
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@illuminassword He blinks, considering for a moment before sighing. “Well, it’s not like I have much of a choice… fine.”
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@sstar_gazing He gives a slight wince. “…You know he’d never agree. Besides,” He hums, taking his hands with an awkward smile, desperately trying to lighten the mood. “What kind of prince would marry a commoner?”
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@sstar_gazing You're annoying.
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@sstar_gazing …You really are something.
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// i hope you know i already have this in his playlist
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@sstar_gazing He hums quietly, face nuzzled into his hair before pulling back. This was risky even if it was late at night. Getting caught was basically a death penalty… They finally reach the room and he struggles to open it though gets it eventually, laying Stargazer on the bed.
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@sstar_gazing …I’m sorry? Haha? Mercy?
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@sstar_gazing Please? I'll make it up to you. Promise. Pinky promise!
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@sstar_gazing I come in or I knock out on the floor reightnow
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@sstar_gazing He glances back down at the demon in his arms, huffing at his antics. He really shouldn’t do this after they’d just fought, but… it wasn’t ideal for him to cry so loudly in the halls. He leans down, pressing his lips gently to the other’s before pulling away. “…Quiet.”
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@sstar_gazing He glances up with a sigh, resisting the urge to look away again. "...Need something?"
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@sstar_gazing ????????????????????????????????????????????
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@sstar_gazing Need a hand?
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@sstar_gazing His cheeks tint and he grumbles, sitting up. "Even after sickness you are still the same.. Perhaps even worse." He shifts, plopping onto the side of the bed as he leans down to get a closer look at the other's face. "...Though, it seems your beauty remains unaffected."
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@illuminassword He pauses, not expecting the other to ask first, though he’s grateful. The knight takes a deep breath before nodding. “…just be careful around the back.”
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@sstar_gazing ...I'll get you some soup and toast then.
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@sstar_gazing Yes your highness…
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Can a doctor even help this?
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@sstar_gazing You'll get used to it.
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@sstar_gazing He froze. "...You're serious?"
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@sstar_gazing I'd love to see you try!
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@sstar_gazing His breath hitches before he lets out a hollow laugh. “Right. Off to run to your little masquerade ‘friend’? Or was he something more? Did you tell him you loved him too? I wondered why you never mentioned the event to me, though I suppose it all makes sense now…”
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@sstar_gazing …and Follower didn’t stop you?
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It sounds almost.. comforting. If that makes sense... Perhaps I'll add this artist to my list.
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@sstar_gazing He pauses, sighing quietly as he turned away. “…I used to believe that.”
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@sstar_gazing He falters a bit, swallowing his tears as he stares at the ground instead, voice coming out a bit shaky. "...Hah. You were so quick to drop everything for that thing.. How fast will you throw me to the side if he really does come back...?"
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@sstar_gazing Of course Mr. Dramatic.
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@sstar_gazing Oh? Would you look at that. He looks impossibly like you! Except you’re a lot bitchier.
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@illuminassword Egobworder punches back and the exchanging of blows turns into a full on brawl between the two. They fight until Egobwoarder ends up pinned against the wall by Follower.
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@sstar_gazing Oh? Why so aggressive? Don’t tell me your feelings are hurt so easily.
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@sstar_gazing …I may have forgotten something in the oven.
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@sstar_gazing @shotgun_ranger He chuckles softly, glancing over at the other demon. "Hm? Seems I can't hear you. Beg louder and I'll consider it." He waves the paper around as if to mock Stargazer, a shit-eating grin plastered on his face.
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@sstar_gazing He was tempted. Tempted to run. Just like he always did. Yet, this was… his job. To protect Stargazer, and the demon looked like he’d collapse in seconds. He sighs, walking forward to hold his shoulders. He’d failed his job once already. It wouldn’t happen again. He vowed it.
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@illuminassword Oh? You’re in town? I see… so that’s why my day has been going horribly.
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@sstar_gazing ……….. I’ll be home in a bit. Please do not get yourselves killed in an hour.
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@sstar_gazing "Nothing to do with me, and yet you spend all your time with it! Time that used to be spent with me! Be honest, you're so attached because it resembles /him/, huh?" His words are laced with venom, followed by a short, humorless laugh.
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@sstar_gazing Simply making an observation.
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@sstar_gazing I really am..
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@sstar_gazing …I’m sorry…
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@sstar_gazing Please do not look.
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@illuminassword Egobwoarder glances up at him before laughing softly, shaking his head. “Tell that to me when you don’t look like an absolute mess, yeah?”
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What should I do..? …fuck.
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@sstar_gazing He sighs into his hair, taking in the other’s scent. His hand trails up to rub his back comfortingly, his other hand running through his hair. “..Just get some rest for now. There’s not much we can do at this point, so there’s no use stressing over it.”
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@illuminassword Oh? Is the holy knight encouraging a fight? That’s unlike you.
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These songs are quite nice... I appreciate the supply of songs, it's refreshing to see what civilians are listening to nowadays.
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@illuminassword Egobwoarder opens his mouth to argue before he bites his tongue, sighing as he started to remove the straps or his armor. After a bit, he’s down to a black turtleneck and thin pants. “There. That enough?”
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