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@_dallas_sallad_
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1 year
Anyways here’s wonderwall
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@_dallas_sallad_
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1 year
Do not go to the pit gym in satx the daughters of the owner have followed me to my car with guns before just to see what I was doing off property and today I got chased CHASED to my car and told I was going to get my ass beat by the owners wife and banned for
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@_dallas_sallad_
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2 years
How and why is my butt so big
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@_dallas_sallad_
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11 months
I’m her ✨
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@_dallas_sallad_
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2 years
Big difference 20 pounds down 😭🥹
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@_dallas_sallad_
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1 year
Lemme be ur muscle mommy
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@_dallas_sallad_
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1 year
Blonde queen
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@_dallas_sallad_
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1 year
Feeling my fuckin oats this morning
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@_dallas_sallad_
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3 years
If y’all knew how dirty the dishes are even after being washed you would not be impressed by this
@TheSun
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Waiter earns their tip by carrying 31 plates at once! 👏
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@_dallas_sallad_
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1 year
Just weighed in at 143.4 lbs 🥹
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@_dallas_sallad_
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1 year
I feel like a fairy
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@_dallas_sallad_
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2 years
Birthday dump 💕
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@_dallas_sallad_
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2 years
Going into my birthday weekend like
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@_dallas_sallad_
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2 years
I’m the same weight in both of these pictures Progress takes time and weight is not indicative of the progress you make. Always keep working
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@_dallas_sallad_
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4 years
You ever just think of someone and think “Damn. I should’ve beat that ass when I had the chance”
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2 years
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@_dallas_sallad_
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2 years
😏
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@killmefam
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Ass size directly correlates to retardation
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@_dallas_sallad_
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2 years
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@_dallas_sallad_
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1 year
DONT STOP WORKING one year apart 47 pounds down
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@_dallas_sallad_
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1 year
Body shots 😭
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@_dallas_sallad_
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1 year
Me n my king ✨💕
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@_dallas_sallad_
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1 year
I’m so in love with my job and my new place and my car and I’m doing so good in my life and I’ve come so far from who I used to be and how I used to act and I’m proud of myself
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@_dallas_sallad_
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1 year
10 weeks out my underwear is too big now
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@_dallas_sallad_
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1 year
🥲
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@_dallas_sallad_
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2 years
Suck it
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@_dallas_sallad_
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2 years
What a serve honestly
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@_dallas_sallad_
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1 year
Thirsting over my own triceps
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@_dallas_sallad_
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2 years
Is me
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@_dallas_sallad_
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1 year
Promoted, living on my own, financially secure, loved and appreciated, new trainer that actually wants to see me succeed… putting my energy into the good things in my life are really paying off
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@_dallas_sallad_
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2 years
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@_dallas_sallad_
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2 years
Sorry couldn’t hear u over the size of my ass
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@_dallas_sallad_
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1 year
💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕
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@_dallas_sallad_
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1 year
EVERYONE SAY HELLO TO THE ABS (also pls ignore the lampshades I’m still moving in)
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@_dallas_sallad_
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2 years
Did shrooms last night and saw a demon I’m not even lying
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@_dallas_sallad_
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11 months
I’m about to start selling cheesecakes I’m too good at this
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@_dallas_sallad_
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1 year
Blonde me is such a vibe
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@_dallas_sallad_
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1 year
I’m daddy and mommy
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@_dallas_sallad_
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2 years
It’s starting to give body builder
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@_dallas_sallad_
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1 year
From the other day giving bodybuilder Barbie
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@_dallas_sallad_
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1 year
POV ur watching me hit chest
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@_dallas_sallad_
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1 year
Here’s one from the other day 🥱
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@_dallas_sallad_
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1 year
Never forget
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@_dallas_sallad_
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2 years
Damn imma start posting more pictures I didn’t know my ass could be famous 😂😩
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@_dallas_sallad_
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2 years
All in the same 2 minutes I won a lotto ticket for 10$ and I got a double yolk hard boiled egg
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@_dallas_sallad_
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I just fired someone lmao
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I’m not sad anymore:)
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@_dallas_sallad_
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If ur man is not a bodybuilder or a powerlifter and he spends more than than 2 hours in the gym he either has another gf or he and his gym bro are wayyyyy closer than u think please take it from someone who works in a gym everyday
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@_dallas_sallad_
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2 years
Ohh you mean like this?? Not femme enough I guess 😩😩😏
@MissGinaDarling
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I’ve never seen a hot girl that has muscles. It’s not feminine. Girls aren’t supposed to be muscular. They shouldn’t be lifting. I don’t care if tons of hot women with muscles reply to this tweet with photos and videos of them flexing to prove me wrong. Don’t bother 👀
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@_dallas_sallad_
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1 year
UMMM? This my back 👀💪🏻
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@_dallas_sallad_
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2 years
Older pic but like fuck I’m jacked
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@_dallas_sallad_
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I’m everything 🥰🤭✨ 10.5 weeks out
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@_dallas_sallad_
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2 years
Queen Elizabeth is gonna be a character in super smash bros
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1 year
She was corporate today
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@_dallas_sallad_
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2 years
uwu
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@_dallas_sallad_
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2 years
Day one of posing class competition is getting so close 12 weeks out 25 pounds to go and at least 3 gallons of tan
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@_dallas_sallad_
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1 year
9 weeks outtttt
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@_dallas_sallad_
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2 years
Mama 😩😏💪🏻
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@_dallas_sallad_
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1 year
Almost $20 an hour and a $1000 referral bonus off the rip at my new job idec anymore mamas about to be living different I’m about to be on my white woman at target shit
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@_dallas_sallad_
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2 years
I just want a whole day to myself so I can shroom out
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1 year
First time I saw this I knew I liked women
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Uma Thurman as Poison Ivy, 1997
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Living my gym Barbie fantasy 24/7
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Sweaty 🥵
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@_dallas_sallad_
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1 year
I LIED I GOT HIRED ALREADY AND I START THE FIRST
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1 year
I’m getting interviewed tomorrow for the highest revenue club in our franchise please wish me all the luck
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Hungover
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@_dallas_sallad_
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1 year
HEY ELON WHERE THE FUCK IS MY LITTLE BIRD
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@_dallas_sallad_
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2 years
Entering my dad rock era (I listened to two creed songs)
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@_dallas_sallad_
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Ate two caps now I’m at guardians of the galaxy
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@_dallas_sallad_
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Day off 💕
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@_dallas_sallad_
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1 year
Wait… y’all don’t carry around a backpack with all of your girly items, gym things, self defense stuff, recipe books, tales of lore, an entire staff of hospital workers, your mom, and your lucky two dollar bill? Couldn’t be me
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To me it’s so tacky, dirty and extremely unlady like to be outside with no purse, no little book bag, not even a clutch. Like bitch where is your wipes, your lipgloss, you money, your extra panty liners/tamps. You just outside with a phone and a charger like a nigga. Gross
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@_dallas_sallad_
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Literally I wish I could’ve just taken the whole week off to cry I miss my mom so much this thanksgiving marks two years without her 🖤
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@_dallas_sallad_
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IVE GONE DOWN ALMOST TEN PERCENT IN BODY FAT IN THE PAST THREE WEEKS AND INCREASED MUSCLE MASS!!!
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Booty gains
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@_dallas_sallad_
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It means so much to me to have people in my life who are supportive of sex work 🖤
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@_dallas_sallad_
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8.5 weeks out 🫠 I’m so exhausted and I don’t think I’ve made any progress this week
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@moondialer
silly dilly ✝️
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2015 | 2023
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@_dallas_sallad_
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I literally cried when I saw my back yesterday 🥹 that’s a year and a half into my bodybuilding journey… I’ve been working so hard and as I’m leaning out I’m seeing it pay off 🥹🥹🥹 and with no ped’s 💪🏻
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@_dallas_sallad_
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2 years
Do y’all remember this
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@_dallas_sallad_
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3 years
When the first thing he says to you when you wake up is what time does spirit open
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@_dallas_sallad_
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1 year
All my other socials have already seen it but I thought y’all could enjoy it too
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2 years
I’m 26 now 🥲
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@_dallas_sallad_
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2 years
Brendan Fraser deserves so much
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@_dallas_sallad_
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4 years
I feel attacked 😩😩🤣
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@_dallas_sallad_
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I’m the presence of a fucking LEGEND THE KING HIMSELF
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1 year
Who me? Vascular??
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@_dallas_sallad_
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1 year
Jackson stop looking at my tweets. You and me were years ago, if you even want to word it that way. Love you pookie 😘 *dry heaves*
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@_dallas_sallad_
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I’m the type of girl who can’t sleep but also wakes up an hour before her alarm goes off
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1 year
Much slay
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@_dallas_sallad_
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I didn’t think only fans was gonna do me this good after just a day but 🥺🥺🥺🥺
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@_dallas_sallad_
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🥹😩
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@beerslag
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U don’t know someone till Uve seen what their vibe was in 2016
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Today in 1996 I was conceived lmao if you don’t want an Aries don’t have the sexual relations today
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@_dallas_sallad_
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3 years
It’s cute how probably 60-70% of workers at my job have gotten sick or tested positive for Covid in the last month but they still won’t shut it down. In fact, they’re adding even more events. Make it make sense.
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@_dallas_sallad_
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1 year
I love being in the sun. I love the river. I love fishing. I love life.
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@_dallas_sallad_
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2 years
Yes I hate on people with parents cuz why u so special if u got two gimme the other one bitch
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