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klarna counsel.

@_courtappointed

3 years

I could be selling a 1999 Ford Explorer for $1500. If Bill Gates want it, now it cost $15,000 the hell 😭😭

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My dumbass was like yo daddy look like MLK lmaooooo

Be A King

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My parents got married 67 years ago today. 💗

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Renewing yo tags is a scam we don’t talk about enough

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Black people getting behind Trump kind of funny 😭 like sir you make $45,000 a year that is not your hero

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@MittenMadeDre And Bill not gone make a buy. See how that works

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Detroit Police just pulled on the side of me and said in that big ass microphone “Maybe if you put that phone down you could drive.” 😭😭😭😭😭😂😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭

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All that restaraunt owner had to do was say ,” thanks for supporting me and I want y’all to have fun, but please don’t stand on the furniture .” That’s all lol

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Aye I’m so cheap and weird with money lol if I have $237 in my account. My spending money is only the $37

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Welp, after 4 interviews, 2 writing assignments, and board approval, I am the Director of Legal and Labor Affairs for a school district. 🤯🥳

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Dog y’all got me fucked up. Somebody filed a unemployment claim in my mama name 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 it’s war bitch I gotta put on my lawyer pants I will find you

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@BRAILAALICE @MittenMadeDre Bingo lol you know the game

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If it was 3 black people on that stage arguing like that we’d be called ghetto 😭😭 that’s crazy dog

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Paying nothing is a flex

𝐸𝓁 𝐵𝑜𝓇𝒾 𝒮𝓂𝑜𝑜𝓋𝑒 👹🇵🇷

@King__Smoov3

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Paying rent is not a flex. Paying mortgage is. Just letting y’all know.

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Can y’all imagine what Harriet Tubman was going through trying to convince niggas they was slaves. I know that was a headache 🤯

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The Pistons were well worth the sacrifice man

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@TheBruhArmy @LoveOfDivine Fuck both parties lol both republicans democratica and black people supported the crime bill at the time

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Love languages matter. It’s important to know what make somebody happy man and that’s an easy start

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My thing about cheating has always been why you gone intentionally hurt somebody you chose to be with? That’s some foul shit

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Genuine energy go along way with me man. Just be real

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I got the job I wanted!!! Price went the fuck up! 🥳🥳🥳 more money more money more money

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White people wasn’t even this mad when Obama won 😭😭😭😭😭😭 that’s the crazy part

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🥳 finally done let’s see what they say back I should take a bow

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@Abubakerrr1 @lil_lexxoo @spookztahh And you would of got sued it’s not against the law to cuss at the police they are regular people you can say whatever you want to them

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Pay a black man’s rent for good luck

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At my job I’m the nigga that gotta determine rather we hire somebody based on a criminal record. Nigga they gone fire me 😭😭 cuz I say yes on everybody as long as u ain’t touch no kids man

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I want a marriage where the highlight is my wife lol be like yeah I do this but shit she do this!

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If you dating somebody and y’all not exclusive but you see them out on a date, would you be mad? 👀 I feel like it’s dicey

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@doug_DaBroke He was against the stimulus checks

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Aye if yo love language physical touch and quality time let’s get married

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Passing the bar exam while taking car of a sick parent and sleeping on the floor

Nyce

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What’s y’all biggest flex of this decade? And what year did that flex happen?

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The ability of a cop to show restraint when they see a white face is utterly remarkable.

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Black people with money have this insane weird ass desire to humble black people who don’t. That shit weird and now you add that they kids even worse

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Some people energy just be so genuine and real. I love when I meet people like that

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Stop shamming people for not voting that shit so lame dog

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My mom has a non-profit called WE-RULE dedicated to the emotional growth of young girls. She is looking for 3-4 women volunteers that are interested in helping 9th grade girls with self esteem and confidence. Let me know if you are interested!

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My law school classmate told me Jewell Jones was a clown in 2016 😭😭😭 I thought she was hating. Believe black women

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Ayeeeeee my firm said I’m on my way to being a partner 😬😬😬

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He was wrong but he wasn’t 28 years wrong if that make sense

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Harriet Tubman would have shot Terry Crews

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@doug_DaBroke No that’s Congress

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Having both parents is a major privilege and advantage in life didn’t realize until I got older

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This is why it’s important for black folks to marry black. Nobody will have your back like a black woman

🍉 Black 🇭🇹 Aziz 🇳🇬 aNANsi 🍉

@Freeyourmindkid

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This is what black women have been warning us about forever. Anytime a black man dies, black women are ALWAYS the ones on the front lines fighting for us, yet George Floyd has a whole ass white fiance who is telling black people to give grace to the folks who are killing us.

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I will buy a black woman lunch today we love y’all

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I will pay the LSAT registration fees for two black pre-law students who are planning to take the November or January LSAT too.

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I can tell you what I don’t like when people smell like syrup

klaytohn

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17. What's a weird smell you like? 🤤

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I’m only getting married once I swear dog

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I wish I could drop my body off at the gym and go pick it up dog 😭

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My Uncle dating a white woman and my mama talking about “hurry up and get here. We talking about race.” 😭😭 messy

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If you’re black and you’re only around white people, my first question is why do white people like you so much?

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Candace Owens’ baby shower. 🥴🤐

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Chaldeans.

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Contrast this shit with DaBaby and the candy shit dog

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@TheBruhArmy @LoveOfDivine That’s true lol but everybody supported the crime bill that wasn’t a Biden thing it was politicians panicking saying oh we gotta stop the crime. The black Caucus supported it and republicans damn sure did

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@eggsisted @NwarThree @dj81ent @ScoobySnackss If he recorded for what you say he did and the video didn’t end up being that, why post it? And why even try to post an alleged good deed in the first place. Just weird

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@noirleanian Nigga a 25 in 7th grade? Lmaooooo boy fuck you

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@SirBleek_ 🤣🤣and Bill ass will not have this car either

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I like seeing healthy relationships

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Life is exhausting as fuck dawg I need to reset

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It don’t rain in hell

SEXY BLACK MF

@itsreallyme2x

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Is it raining on the east side?

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@paar0N_N0rmal @thetlowshow Gouging? LMAO white man do that to you everyday and you don’t blank relax

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Good job for fucking interviewing him news station his identity should have been blurred and he should of never had to explain his traumatic experience on fucking tv

NewsOne

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UPDATE: Coby Daniel, the 6-year-old Michigan boy who was shot by his neighbor over a bicycle, is heading to therapy after exhibiting signs of post-traumatic stress disorder.

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Never letting no random person make me empty my pockets

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If I want a job I don’t care if I’m qualified or not. You just gone have to deny me cuz I’m applying 😭

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This isn’t funny

Nelk Boys

@nelkboys

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We brought Illegal Immigrants beers than pulled up with a “ICE” truck 😂😂😂

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When did Trump get all these black supporters man lmaoooo I am legit confused

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Am I the only persons that get really annoyed with traffic at random times like why tf all y’all on the road now man

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I’m drunk wow. Why do bad bitches got bills? Y’all deserve better

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A corn beef on rye bread so terrible to me lol gotta be on onion roll man

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It doesn’t exist. It’s proximity murder. You tend to kill people who live near you. Probably why 84% of white people kill other white people. Lastly, black people aren’t killing black people because they’re black..........

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Well I just closed on my condo and it was on my mama bday and like Bron said,” it’s about damn time!” 🥳🥳🥳 get them housewarming gifts ready y’all - wizard kelly voice

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Lmao CEO at my job said “you hood niggas funny you a let the white man ride pass Hamilton on his $2000 bike and won’t touch him u could easily knock him off that bike and be up but wait for me to pull in the gas station and car jack me” lmaoooooooooooooo

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Jobs that don’t give you MLK day off are racist

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Y’all gone say I’m milking it lol but Kash Doll beauty underrated

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Black women would like a word.

SPLENDA DADDY 🕺🏾

@FOAMS2yaDOME

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All black men got is each other.

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My nigga we are protesting the police because we don’t trust them 😕

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You remember the first time you made $15 an hour? 😭 I was happy as dog shit

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They can’t recognize expensive shit if it ain’t gaudy

ᴇɴᴊᴏʏ. ♡

@kimleann__

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why do y’all like to act like rich people don’t show their wealth???? just because you can’t recognize the designer doesnt mean that sweater from target. tf

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All of them

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I had no idea so many women dealt with sexual abuse and sexual trauma so early. I’m sorry and I am praying for you

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I love seeing people accomplish shit no matter how big or small. That shit is to be applauded cuz life is hard

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2 years as a lawyer 🥳 I will drink Hen to celebrate

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Black kids so supportive dawg

Vala Afshar

@ValaAfshar

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Surround yourself with people who care about and encourage you to reach higher.

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My cousin run for Mayor of Detroit every single time man. Brotha give it up

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@SAYITAINTPORSH Lmaooo mam I’m calling the police

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“ I like yo lil lamb”

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White people move to Detroit and the incentives follow soon thereafter.

WXYZ Detroit

@wxyzdetroit

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#BREAKING Wayne State University giving free college tuition to all Detroit students and residents.

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@Leonard_Solano @JustCallmeBHunt @GovWhitmer Funny that you choose finances over safety. If you are dead, there won’t be any business for you to attend sir. Amazing density there

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Do not sleep in the driver seat! You can still be charged with drunk driving if you do because that’s circumstantial evidence that you were driving drunk.

Ohio is beaten.

@FreeGreeze

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Stop getting behind the wheel blackout drunk. Sleep where you at or Uber. You can get your shit in the morning. Now ppl dead.

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They should of been doing this anyway cuz it make more sense lol

Spectrum News NY1

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Delta Airlines is temporarily changing how people board; travelers whose seats are in the last row will board first, with the process continuing row-by-row to the front to minimize interactions. First and business class can board when they want, but are encouraged to wait.

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Do y’all have people in your life that when you around them it just makes everything better? Like their mere presence lightens your day

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Black history month should just be PTO for black folks

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A whip don’t allow you to see the hoe in niggas

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Aye bad black business is canceling your appointment late. Bad white business is giving you a higher interest rate when you got the same credit score as a white man lmaoooo yet y’all only fed up with the former 👀

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Can’t wear the lease to the club 🥳