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Oh so """Economics""" is real but astrology isn't 🤔🤔🤔 (they/them) 26

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@_clitaurus
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every night that i walk home i make eye contact with the same rabbit. i think it's my guardian angel
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so wild to me that she was in Hairspray and still did a hate crime after
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cats when they like you
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i really just wanna be a housespouse for a lesbian lawyer that gives me their card to shop for groceries and home decor
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this is THE most norfolk virginia thing i’ve ever seen
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i did the thing
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i’m cute
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no really cause what am i sposed to say when i’m all choked up and you’re okay
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i love the detective stans
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🪴
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rico nasty that’s it that’s the tweet
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found my light!
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💜
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@uhroare 35+ aunties across the country would riot
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🌞
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🤜🏿🤛🏿
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me going to the financial aid office
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💐
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felt cute
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i really started college w Trump’s election and end it by getting kicked out by a pandemic like life is just jokes
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👼🏾
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😘
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me realizing i've had 8 consecutive self care days and i actually gotta start doin shit now
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I don't have a sugar daddy. I've never had a sugar daddy. If I wanted a sugar daddy, yes, I could probably go out and get one because I am what? Sickening! You could never have a sugar daddy because you are not that kind of girl
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🥬
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gm i’m cute
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these titties turned 26 yesterday!
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did my twists last weekend
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🧚🏿‍♂️
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i missed #LesbianDayOfVisibility because i’m on CP time but i still require gay twitter validation
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damn another year of being cute!
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tryna look like i study
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found out somebody is catfishing w/ my pics on south african tinder today & that’s enough to make me feel like a bad bitch til the end of the year
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yeah i’ve reverted to photo booth what about it?
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um fyi i don't ever wanna hear Tomi Lahren's name unless it's a report that she's dead
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😚
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“what y’all wearing to the quarantine”
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farm lesbian
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🧚🏿‍♂️
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🕯️
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and left
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👺
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🤲🏿
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new titty sling unlocked 🔓
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i just don’t think white ppl can be witches
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🤎
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lemme post my pics and go
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🎂♉️✨🫡
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spent 1hr15mins in a circle discussing classism w a bitch in a moncler coat wearing a cartier bracelet My degree really ain't worth shit
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in a good mood! watch out!
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i’m cute That is all
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#nonbinaryisntwhite Yea what they said❗️
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we love a good #BlackoutDay !!
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i just be cute for no reason #NewProfilePic
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and so are oxtail grilled cheeses. there’s the issue
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i know it's early but confused blinking white man is my favorite meme of 2017
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masc women are just so attractive it almost hurts
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i love being gay and black aka doing whatever i want
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♐️🌚
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once again bbymutha is ahead of her time
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Big is in the South Bronx!
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When are the rap girls gonna rap about pegging these niggas? Shake the table
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😇
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got my ring light i'm ready to ambush the TL
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#Top4of2018 i got finer and the fro prospered❗️
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earth tone supremacy
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hey nickgurrs
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happy birthday to me 🥰🥂
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saw a gt*wn student suggest an A/F system because there’s “not enough incentive to keep people from slacking off”..... die slow
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had to contribute
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@OnlyBaybay
Sensitive Gangsta❤️‍🔥
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Post yourself with 4 DIFFERENT hairstyles
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my mom’s boyfriend made greens and a prime rib roast for me to take home, i had to grab my momma by the lapels and tell her not to fuck this up for us
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cannot believe i never have to submit another assignment as a georgetown undergraduate, is this what freedom feels like
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🤎
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my dinner, i’m proud of her
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idk
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accidentally slapped a white girl this morning The ancestors knew i needed a win!
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🤠
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