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@_claudiapolanco

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@_claudiapolanco
C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
4 years
Guys this one time my coworker thought her boyfriend was cheating on her so we took our break at the same time so we went to the jamba juice he was at and he was on a whole DATE bro...My coworker got arrested, gave me her money for bail and after my shift i got her ass out πŸ€£πŸ˜‚
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
5 years
Sometimes i just feel like yelling β€œWHAT WAS THE REASONNNNNN” like cardi b did in that one video lol
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
4 years
You ever take a nude so bomb you wanna expose yourself?? Bc SAMEπŸ˜©πŸ˜‚
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
4 years
Explaining to my manager why i came back alone was a whole other issue LMFAOOOO she never let us go on break together again🀣
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
3 years
Growing up in a broken family taught me how to be independent but sometimes I need a fucking break. I just need a hug, I’m so tired :(
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
3 years
Just wanted to share this with you guys because I’m such a β€œthat was a sign” ass bitch lol πŸ₯ΊπŸ€
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
4 years
We choke men back during sex over here jajaja aver aguanta tu tambien hdtpm
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
4 years
Ladies there are guys who will literally kiss the ground you walk on, STOP SETTLING FOR LESSπŸ₯ΊπŸ€
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
4 years
Not buying anyone’s son a PS5 until I walk into a hotel room covered in rose petalsπŸ₯±
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
4 years
Men who eat pussy for their own pleasure are literally top tier >>>
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
4 years
@LeOsanity15 Hell nah but he got a scar to remember her byπŸ˜‚
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
4 years
I b tweeting/ retweeting whatever tf comes to mind lmaoooo and sometimes it doesn’t even have anything to do w my life sooo plsss STOP ASSUMING U KNOW SOMETHING OR PEEPED SOMETHING πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜­
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
4 years
I’ll forever love my mexican men because hearing β€œmi reina” β€œmi vida” β€œamor” y β€œcorazon” just hits different πŸ₯Ίβ€οΈ
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
4 years
You pretty ass bitches gotta stop begging for the bare minimum from these lames 😭
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
5 years
The ones who breathe 😣
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
3 years
Un hombre que te chulea, te acaricia, y es detallista siempre serÑ lo mejor 😍
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
4 years
JUST IN CASE A HATING ASS BITCH WATCHING MY EVERY MOVE 🧿🧿🧿
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
4 years
You use to compliment me dumb hoe SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. 🀣
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
5 years
Being hatfished gotta be the worst kinda betrayal, how tf you look so good with a hat on and as soon as you take it off you looking like a toe???? 😫
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
5 years
Things I’d look cute in: 1. your hoodies 2. your bed 3. your life
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
4 years
You won’t find a love like mine anywhere
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
4 years
Shut his mouth by putting a tittie in it 🀣
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
3 years
I love pretty bitches with prettier hearts. Some of y’all radiate ugly, bitter, negative energy and I have no room for that in my life!
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
4 years
please stop applauding men for doing the bare minimum for you
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
2 years
I want friends who want to do church dates, cook together, get dressed up for dinner, gym together, etc etc. πŸ₯ΊπŸ’—
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
4 years
CEO of being llorona y corajuda 😫
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
4 years
The problem w me is I can’t cuddle naked after sex because then I want another round 😩
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
4 years
Love$ick
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
4 years
If I wear a shirt a girl w a smaller chest wears Im a whore and have no respect for myself but when she does it she’s cute and petite ???????? Make it make sense.
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
5 years
Yall ever notice how all the fake ass bitches hangout together and they cant even stand themselves within their own little group?πŸ˜‚
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
3 months
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
3 years
Men will dead look you in the face and tell you to ride their dick on your feet and not your knees knowing damn well their dick doesn’t even meet the height requirement for that rideπŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
5 years
Guys with beautiful teeth >>>>>>
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
4 years
Ok but I just noticed I’m the only girl my man follows on here, should I give him a baby now or later πŸ₯°
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
3 years
I like my men obsessed w me, I refuse to have it any other way πŸ™„
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
5 years
Yall ever just get really fucking insecure out of no where lolz WHY DO I LOOK LIKE THIS 😣
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
3 years
In my element πŸ•Š
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
3 years
I dont chase I attract, what belongs to me will simply find it’s way to me πŸ¦‹
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
4 years
Men are just accessories, you don’t need him you want him. REMEMBER THATπŸ—£
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
6 years
BITCH IM FUCKING FAT LMFAOOOOO STOP LETTING ME EAT OUT THIS IS NOT OKAY πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
4 years
One thing about me is IM A GOOD ASS FRIEND & some of you dumbass bitches didn’t deserve my friendship!
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
4 years
@_anadee I mean i still came back from my break right on time i saw her ass in the cop car and sped my ass back to work after they told me how to get her ass outπŸ˜©πŸ˜‚
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
4 years
Back kisses during sex are so underrated
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
4 years
Being friends w mostly guys i realized all men some thots πŸ˜‚
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
5 years
Me curving everyone just to get played
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5 years
Bombaclaat
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
3 years
Y’all can’t hurt my feelings because I use to hold the flashlight for my dad while he called me pendejaπŸ₯²
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
4 years
I hate a β€œShe’s getting chubby” ass bitch. I can lose weight for free but it’ll take thousands for you to fix that ugly ass face and that personality??? No cure lmaooo get well soon.
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
4 years
My boyfriend was at the mall all day today and he goes β€œI have a surprise for you” and when I see him he goes β€œi dont know about all of this but I showed the girl working a picture of you” and handed me new lashes, a lip kit, and an eyeshadow palette. I adoreeeee him!πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
4 years
Sabor a caramelo 🀍
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
3 years
You bitches better not fuck this summer up crying and shit lol block him, get cute and go tf outside !! πŸ—£
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
4 years
I have goals to reach, money to make, and growing to do. Respectfully get the fuck out of my way!!
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
4 years
Funny how you can’t spell mentiroso or menso without men
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
4 years
Ladies quick reminder....just because he has a beard doesn’t mean he’s cute 😭
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
8 months
πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
4 years
You bitches b so fucking amargadas, get fucking well soon
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
5 years
I dont care if im not with his ass anymore but if i vented to you about a guy or cried to you about a guy thinking you were my friend and then you wanna pop outta the blue with him all lovey dovey, bro get the fuck outta here with that bs. Y’all deserve eachother.
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
4 years
Never had a pretty bitch call me ugly
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
4 years
Adding blush to my nose to finish off the makeup look is my favorite 😩😍😍
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
6 years
Girls w strict parents got the best pussy js
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
4 years
I wanna meet some of you pretty ass sweet Twitter girlsπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί yall b more active and nice then locals lol boutta plan a trip with you all πŸ₯°
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
4 years
Bitches would rather kick it with girls they use to sit and bash then b alone, weak bitch energy fr 😹
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
4 years
Bitches will say β€œim fine” then blend their tears in with their beauty blender...... its me, im bitches😩
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
5 years
Kinda rude im not being held right now or getting besitos πŸ₯Ί
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
3 years
You bitches be capping on here about being untouchable and unreachable by these men as if your locals don’t really know you’ve been sucking and fucking lol no shame tho sis just embrace it and stop putting up an act πŸ˜‚
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
4 years
I could say this 1000x, EL QUE QUIERE PUEDE πŸ—£πŸ—£πŸ—£
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
4 years
Depression is real! Check on your friends and family, even the ones making everyone else smile ❀️
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
4 years
LA QUE PUEDE PUEDE Y LA QUE NO criiiiiticcaaaa πŸ€£πŸ˜‚
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
4 years
Dont get me wrong i mind my business but this bitch doesn’t mind hers should i just air her shit out lmaoo
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
4 years
Princess treatment only or GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE LITTLE BOY
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
4 years
Bitches will hate you over a guy you dont even acknowledge
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
6 years
NO MORE SAD SHIT ITS BOUNCE BACK SZNNNNN πŸ€ͺ
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
4 years
I will never feel some kinda way at a bitter bitch sneak dissin. if u bold, BE BOLD! Throw the @ baby or ima just assume you delusional. πŸ˜‚
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
4 years
Everytime a guy lets me down i get prettier hehe sorry i don’t make the rulesπŸ₯°
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
5 years
my titties not being sucked, my hands not being held AND i have a headacheπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
5 years
A guy whos not in every girls messages is an instant turn on for me because i hate a bitch who says β€œoh he use to text me lol” πŸ˜’
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
4 years
Think like a man before you get played like a bitch
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
4 years
Going to buy myself some roses because all guys do is lie and offer some mid πŸ€£πŸ˜‚
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
4 years
It is completely FREE to be nice to other girls soooo stop being fucking bitches to eachother
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
4 years
Men think telling you β€œima get you pregnant” is flirting likeeeee boy stop im scared hahahaha
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
4 years
I DONT support side chick behavior, if you’re talking to someone you know is taken pleaseeee reevaluate your self worth. πŸ—£πŸ—£
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
4 years
This is how petty i am πŸ˜©πŸ˜‚
@MsAyannaJ
ya ya πŸ’
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
4 years
Quédate con el que se enamora mÑs y mÑs de ti cada día no nomas hoy, el que te hace sentir querida y necesitada. 🀍
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
4 years
Guys who moan>>>>>
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
5 years
@ the hating ass bitch who threw her drink on me last night your chicken cutlet fell out your titties when i was dragging you and after they kicked you out we played hot potato with it πŸ˜©πŸ€£πŸ˜‚
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
4 years
You bitches hate me but keep up with me??? How that work???
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
3 years
I dont know y’all something about a man in work boots and them neon ass shirts makes me melt 😩
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
4 years
Me and this WAP no longer believe in men until further notice πŸ˜©πŸ˜‚
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
4 years
Hugs heal i dont care what anyone says, sometimes just a hug from someone you love can uplift your spiritπŸ₯Ί
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
3 years
Some days I’m an independent bitch who hates the idea of someone throwing anything they did for me in my face and other days I wanna marry a rich man so I can b a hot stay at home mom πŸ™‡πŸ»β€β™€οΈ
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
4 years
LMAO BITCHHHHH a guy i went to high school with just offered me 5k to eat me out πŸ’€πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
5 years
Ladies... in 2020 we’re done fucking with the ugly one out the group lol
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
4 years
Ima dress up as pennywise for Halloween since we both swallow kids🀣
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
4 years
I love meeting people who’s personality just clicks with mine, it’s so refreshing
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
5 years
He get hard with my clothes on 🀣
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
4 years
Pinchis mitoteras van y cuentan de la vida de uno y todavia lo cuentan mal, ni para eso sirvenπŸ˜©πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
6 years
im BIG single and this shit boring
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C L A U D I A P O L A N C O πŸ’Œ
4 years
Im sorry but i DO NOT give a fuck about your selfies and thirst traps right now, please GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!! speak up, spread love, & MAKE A DIFFERENCE!
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