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Texas Aggie

Joined January 2015
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9 months
southern hockey
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Chandler
7 years
New policy: When Kentuckians drive across the river it’s free and when we come back the toll pays us as compensation for our terrible time in Indiana.
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4 years
My great uncle was a tunnel rat Marine (rah). He left his soul in those tunnels and came back w crippling PTSD. We owe our lives to men like him, for they have seen hell.
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6 years
Grant Williams thinks he’s tough without Reid in there like we all didn’t see him flopping all over the court at Rupp. Fraud and a half. Hate this team, hate their colors, hate Rick Barnes, hate Rocky Top and I hate that stupid dog.
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8 years
You vs. the guy she told you not to worry about.
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7 years
I don't think I've seen anyone rep their high school harder than Cov Cath kids do in college. It is astounding.
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8 years
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7 years
When you’re cruisin down Shelbyville rd at this hour, hitting 7-8 green lights in a row, you are literally a king.
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9 years
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4 years
@DeathPenaltyWW @ajplus She murdered a pregnant woman then cut the unborn child out of the victims stomach. Lethal injection is far too kind.
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6 years
Congratulations on your full ride to Ballard High School
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Chandler
5 years
Official statement. NO INTERVIEWS.
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Chandler
5 years
League officials meeting today over my indefinite suspension from intramural sports. Details to follow.
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Chandler
7 years
You wouldn't last 5 minutes in KY
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Chandler
7 years
Mandates infants born alive after a botched abortion must be given proper medical care. All but 6 House Democrats voted against this bill. They said no to preserving the life of a born child. I can’t even wrap my head around that.
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Chandler
8 years
See that's where you're wrong.
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Chandler
2 years
If this 18 year old does not commit to my school I will lose my fr*ckin mind
@AggiesToday
Jaxson Callaway (AT)
2 years
Rueben Owens will announce his commitment tonight at 8 PM.
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Chandler
6 years
(1) It’s been a long time coming. I want to let everyone know that I just picked up a United States Marine Corps ROTC scholarship. This has never been about me. It’s about serving the greater good, defending liberty, and being a voice for the voiceless.
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8 years
Proud to say I've committed to play ball at the University of Kentucky. Can't wait to play with these guys. #BBN
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@_chandman
Chandler
7 years
This will upset some of you: 1. Moes 2. Salsaritas 3. Qdoba (Very) distant 4. Chipotle *please* do not @ me for this is final.
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Chandler
8 years
Austin MacGinnis walking into class on Monday
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7 years
Hot take of the evening from Mrs. Leaf. Let us know your thoughts. @kgleaf913
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8 years
Me: You have one X chromosome and one Y chromosome. You are a male. Ze: gender is a social construct. Me:
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6 years
I’m several months older than Jayson Tatum but what do I have to show for it? An average GPA and a tobacco addiction.
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9 years
This lad, in the varsity team. Legend. http://t.co/sexhcNf7KA
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7 years
Struck out looking on an underhand pitch from his wife. The kid will be raised by two women.
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3 months
hey play that one Rocky Top tune
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10 years
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7 years
My parents spent thousands to send me to CAL and I’m about to walk into this Hist of Christianity exam hoping for anything above a 60%. Sad.
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7 years
But Mr. Ashcraft, I thought you had an obligation to teach govt, not your left leaning biases.
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Chandler
5 months
I don’t care how much you hate Texas A&M this is quite literally the worst take I’ve heard in a full calendar year @joedeleone
@dillon_rabon
Dillon
5 months
they literally give anyone a cfb podcast. maybe the worst take ive ever heard
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4 years
Imagine losing Dak and Dalvin Cook in the same day. That’s me right now.
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7 years
I have a C in astronomy but the prof hasn't factored in my white privilege yet. Should be straight.
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7 years
He’ll really be sorry when we fry his ass in the electric chair
@ajc
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
7 years
Nikolas Cruz is a ‘broken child’ who’s sorry about Parkland shooting, attorneys say
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4 years
@PPact If we defund you we could save millions of lives.
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Chandler
8 years
Desales boys, classic.
@maddiewiegs1123
Maddie Wiegel
8 years
my girl is a straight savage lmao
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Chandler
7 years
Marketing 101: insult the consumers
@Lavarbigballer
Lavar Ball
7 years
Big Baller's loose! If you can't afford the ZO2'S, you're NOT a BIG BALLER! 💰
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4 years
They were lawyers, merchants, farmers, writers, physicians, and ministers, but above all they were Patriots. In high treason, they mutually pledged to each other their Lives their Fortunes and their Sacred Honor for the cause of Liberty. Happy 4th of July to all 🇺🇸
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Chandler
7 years
@DanaJoss @katgleaf Listen up Katdaddy. I’ve had enough of your sewage on the internet. But this about takes the cake for the dumbest thing I’ve seen in the past month, maybe ever. So how about you leave Jenna alone so I don’t have to murder you on these twitter streets again.
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6 years
Worst tweet I’ve seen all day, maybe ever.
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7 years
It appears my little bros gf has unfollowed me on twitter. Huge blow. Probably won't be invited to the wedding now.
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8 years
Doppy back at again w the expert hand placement.
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7 years
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6 years
I watched The Incredibles while eating a sucker. Now, 14 years later I’m watching it w fat hog in between my cheek and gum. Full circle.
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8 years
Tonight's great irony is Hollywood drooling over her babies while simultaneously supporting her right to murder them in a clinic.
@nytimes
The New York Times
8 years
At the #GRAMMYs , Beyoncé gave a showstopping performance celebrating motherhood
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8 years
In my nightmare I graduated from Desales and got a degree in Gender Studies from UofL.
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4 years
Not raining on the first Saturday in May for the first time in 146 years and there’s no Derby
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7 years
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9 years
Oh man Flash Striker just ended CAL soccer. What. A. Roast.
@FlashStriker
Chidum Okeke 🇳🇬
9 years
CAL Soccer = bunch a hoodlums
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Chandler
7 years
Never forget that the United States has supplied the most foreign aid in the history of ever.
@Patricia_DSC
Patricia 🦔
7 years
NEVER FORGET that Mexico sent troops and aid to help us after Hurricane Katrina.
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6 years
Going from the ESPN crew to the Fox crew is like spending one night in the Red Roof Inn and the next in the Ritz Carlton
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Chandler
7 years
Jeremy Glick, Tom Burnett, Mark Bingham, Todd Beamer rallied the passengers of flight 93 and stormed the cockpit. #LetsRoll
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7 years
We still hold these truths to be self-evident: A nation conceived in Liberty and founded on the idea that rights come from God, not a king.
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9 years
At CAL it's basically a giant witch hunt for atheists and Liberals
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3 years
gf comes into town tomorrow. Naturally I waited until the day before to buy her Christmas gifts. Two stores. 13 minutes. In and out. You can’t coach that.
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7 years
Have fun dating a beta
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4 years
Just finished the last final of my college career and Jose Bautista batflipped my computer.
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@_chandman
Chandler
5 years
AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE
@the_johnyoung
John Young
5 years
For My Old Kentucky Home... COMMITTED #BBN
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Chandler
6 years
X really put out this year
@WCSOFL
Walton Co. Sheriff
6 years
TOP 10 SCHOOLS BY ARREST: #SpringBreak operations are winding down in Walton County. Mississippi State-12 Saint Xavier HS-9 Ole Miss-8 Georgia Southern-7 St. Mary HS-7 Univ of Georgia-6 Univ of Tennessee-6 Texas A&M Univ-6 Univ of North Georgia-5 Fairhope HS-5
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8 years
75 years ago today, the Japanese made the biggest foreign policy mistake in their history. They awoke the beast and we crushed them.
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5 years
Least favorite movie character of all time
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Chandler
9 years
Why do you have to break the law
@Matt_Lawson_
Matt Lawson
9 years
Why does our assistant manager at Arbys have to be a cop 😒😁
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7 years
About 4 or 5 times a week I'll get a notification that Ben Raisbeck is live on instagram.
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3 months
9 innings for the rest of our lives tomorrow. Good.
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Chandler
5 years
Men have crippled under less pressure than their kid is gonna have
@ZERTZ_86
Zach Ertz
5 years
WORLD FREAKING CHAMPS!!!!! SO PROUD OF YOU ⁦ @julieertz ⁩!!!
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4 years
Driving home w food is so painful bc you want to gas it right then and there but you’re taking it home where you know you can enjoy it more.
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7 years
I’ve been cold for about 10 days now. There is no relief. There is no respite.
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4 years
Me driving DoorDash during Greg Fischer’s “curfew” and under threat of potentially violent protests.
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9 years
I hope all you South Oldham kids are eating your words right about now not voting for my bill at KYA. I'm looking at you Anna Dearen.
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5 years
We really did witness an iconic moment in sports last night. I can tell my grandkids about the time Myles Garrett attempted homicide on Thursday Night Football.
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9 years
It's loveandpaul22 now
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8 years
Hey, social justice warriors: stop making us apologize for history.
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6 years
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8 years
The fact that Rory has to do this is just sad.
@McIlroyRory
Rory McIlroy
8 years
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6 years
Waiting for Patrick Mahomes to pull this one out against the Pats
@barstoolsports
Barstool Sports
6 years
NCAA Football was the greatest video game ever @StoolGametime @ComebackSZNshow
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5 years
December 28th is going to be wild
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7 years
Goodnight to only those who went to private school
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4 years
94 stories, but I was wearing shorts and t-shirt not 80lbs of firefighting gear. #WTC 🇺🇸
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9 years
About 20 minutes ago I fishtailed hard on old henry so I'm glad I can do that again tomorrow morning on my way to school lol
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Chandler
6 years
6 million (probably more) of Europe’s Jews were systematically slaughtered by the darkest evil the world has ever seen. You piss on their plight and exploit it for your own political gain. Shame on you.
@GenMhayden
Gen Michael Hayden
6 years
Other governments have separated mothers and children
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9 years
Let the bomber come, we have Sorley.
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6 years
Random morons who rep Duke w/o a single connection to the school really grind my gears.
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Chandler
4 years
Tomorrow @ Hurstbourne CC: “The Match.” @HDurenberger partners up w @doppy__ intriguing to be sure Myself and @AlexJTran will look hit long, nasty bombs A best ball scramble winner take all. Let’s go.
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Chandler
7 years
Ah yes so kill them instead.
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jaylynn
7 years
“Abortion is selfish, do adoption” First of all, there’s kids rotting in shitty foster homes all over the country bye.
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7 years
Today just keeps getting better.
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8 years
Dear co 2017, It's the best damn year of your life, make it count. Chandler
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2 years
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7 years
This isn’t controversial.
@marc_donnells
Mustache Marc
7 years
Kentucky > Indiana I'll back this statement up til the day I die.
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Chandler
5 years
Last league in the country, maybe the world to cancel. Didn’t expect my retirement to come so quickly and in such a weird and unfortunate way. All I hope is that I’m leaving the league better than when I started. I hope everyone stays safe during these uncertain times.
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4 years
Just landed in Houston. Smells like cheating and a tanking batting average.
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9 years
I loved all of that man
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4 years
They lived up to it.
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@JoeBiden
Joe Biden
4 years
America was an idea. We've never lived up to it but we've never walked away from it before.
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Chandler
5 years
Lamar would dive for a fumble though
@colincowherd
Colin Cowherd
5 years
Ravens are headed to the Super Bowl. We all need to get comfortable w that. They are the Carolina Panthers of 2015. Playing with an energy nobody can match. Contrarian, fast, physical.
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Chandler
6 years
who cares
@bennyjohnson
Benny Johnson
6 years
What a graphic from CNN.
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Chandler
6 years
I hardly tweet about politics anymore bc they’re all clowns, but it’s amazing how disagreement on policy could cause you to disregard something so universally good.
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Chandler
7 years
Breaking: Local teen brutally murdered in the Twitter streets. Suspect still at large.
@beckywiley
Becky Wiley
7 years
@doppy__ You're low key getting annoying.
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Chandler
8 years
The devil will gain a foothold if you walk into school without sleeves
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@PostSports
Post Sports
4 years
The pandemic has reminded us: We don’t need more sports in our lives — we need less
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9 years
@bigstits2 was this what the bus was like?
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9 years
Tonight
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