my hs sweetheart of 4 years still text me till this day. he texts me on holidays, birthdays, (inter)national events blah blah and now checking up on me with this corona stuff.
i know he fucked up, but it’s nice that he does this
so .... at thanksgiving this year, i found out my ex of 4 years that cheated on me, ended up dating the girl he cheated on me with just to cheat on her with a girl that looks “just like me” ... all i did was laugh. happy thanksgiving y’all
When I told my ex I had a flat tire and it was RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET FROM HIM AT 6PM & HE WAS PLAYING FORTNITE: “deal with it on your own”
When I tell 🥰 that I just got a flat tire 20 mins away from him at 9:45 pm 2nite: “hi im on my way just send me your location” WOW YALL
my gf just sent me a screenshot of our fitbit steps bc she “finally” beat me.. i didn’t tell her my shit died for 4 days 🥴
ofc i’ll let her keep that W
i just opened my contacts lenses case & i was so shook when my contacts weren’t in there.... i was searing everywhere just to realize they were in my eyes and i opened the case to take them out 🙃
Today I:
- got my car towed
- slept for 2 hours
- went to work for 8 hours
- completely threw away my wallet in a public trash can & couldn’t buy fried chicken 🙃
BUT HEY, ITS FRIDAY & LIFE IS GREAT
List of thing I spent stupid money on this month
- first traffic ticket
- second traffic ticket
- parking ticket
- late credit card payment fee
- car getting towed
KRISTINE YOU DONT SHIT MONEY OUTTA UR ASS!!