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Joined December 2019
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This is a parody account, I don't associate with the real BOD jsyk
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Word 🗣️
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Transform me oh Lord
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Goodness and mercy? Yes both of them can come inside
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God abeg na me remain for bet9ja, run am for me
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Enjoy your weekend 🥳
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"Congratulations you passed" "Congratulations you're hired" "Congratulations you're approved" "Congratulations you're accepted" "Congratulations you're promoted" All in August. Type Amen if you believe
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I hope from August to December our lives change for the better.
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Mock no one, life can surprise you.
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As you dey pray for guidance no lose guard
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Your bress mistakenly hit me and you're saying sorry. Sorry for what?
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If a phone doesn't vibrate when the charger enters, please change it. The charging port is too wide
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Pray for grace. Life no send you and your hardwork
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No gree for anybody
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So no pastor fit turn water to fuel 😔 Na why I dey miss Jesus
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Forget cruise. Some girls DM dey empty, nobody dey toast them.
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Forget breakup, nothing pain pass looking for spoon while others are eating
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If you know how much your mate get for account, you go serious. If you con know how e take get am, you go rest
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I no forget anybody, na two of us get phone
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Na Mopol dey protect pastor, but na Olive oil dey protect members. Okayyy
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Tomorrow is MONDAY.. we will have a BLESSED week, no excuses and NO bad energy
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Most guys are dating you for marriage but your attitude towards money changes their intention
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If my babe dey your side now check time. If na you, you go dey happy 😔
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Carry your billing go who you dey off pant for, I no dey friendly this period
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The cemetery is full of unfinished dreams! When you're going hard, go with caution!!
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My babe just post "thanks my love" and I no do anything 😔
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Go outside, ask people to put you on. Be hungry for knowledge. No use soap wound yourself. Plenty things no hard na update you no get.
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After social media you go face reality lowkey. That one no get comment and likes
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They don fix date to knack your babe and your babe can't wait.
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This period if anybody credit you, carry people go greet am Ooo
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Scammers full online now oh, bring 40k make I teach you how to avoid them
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Stop keeping your clothes and shoes for special occasion. Wear them whenever you can, nowadays being alive is a special occasion
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Na who never see problem dey believe say e get squad
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Stop thinking everyone will regret losing you. You're not money!
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Salary earners don collect money squeeze face again
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Chase this bag 💰 Not this bag 💼 Na Jehovah witness get this bag 💼
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Person come for revenge, them beat am again
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Na here I dey since, I don buy like 10 shirts wey I no need
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Anyone who connects you to make money, keep them close. That shit is rare
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Be smart enough to notice mockery in a joke. No be everything you go dey shine teeth
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No be small trek my guardian angel trek yesterday, e never know the work wey e collect
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If una don break up make una dey tell person oh. Our wife nearly use stone blind my eyes today
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If you like do tomboy, you go still wear pad
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Shoutout to the girls who rejected every guy but still picked the wrong one
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"Wait for your time" "Time wait for no man" Omo which one person go follow?
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Everybody just dey lose weight. Some say na gym, some say na fasting but me I understand
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You can only oppress who's interested in your lifestyle
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Wife - Tiktok Husband - Sportybet 🤣
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A broke person today can become a beggar tomorrow. There is no motivation here today
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Poverty mentality is thinking you outsmarted a man who is just being nice to you.
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You fit don learn your lesson make them teach you another new one. That one na moral lesson
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I like as everybody dey pretend like say we never enter trouble for this country
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I call you boss you call me chairman, both of us dey avoid one thing 😅
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Relationship no easy Ooo. Since 8am my roommate just dey shout "listen to me, just listen to me, can you listen to me"
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Make sure you eat well before stepping out. Because if you collapse, ambulance no get fuel Ooo
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Foodstuffs don expensive. If you like go man house go cook rubbish, dem go too beat you
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Person wey trek today go still trek tomorrow. Lexus no be 5k
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My helper don catch me for Chicken Republic again 😔
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Once in a while try dey disappoint people. Too much "Yes" dey reduce steeze
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I hustle strictly to change my situation, competition don't even cross my mind
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If everybody arrange their problem put for table to exchange. You go rush pick your own back
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Not everyone staring at you is admiring you. Some are amazed you survived the traps they set for you
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If you like remain single, you'll die of loneliness. If you like enter relationship. Body go tell you
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Efforts don't lie. Even if you be mumu, you suppose know who dey for you
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If Adam was AA and Eve was AA. Where did all these AS and SS come from?
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First class in mathematics dey work for bet9ja shop. Hmmm odd na odd
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Poverty crazy mehn, dem go tell you to pray and fast for problem wey money fit solve
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If they like make dem sell rice 200k, na 14 children I go still born. 7 boys, 7 girls. Children dey bring blessings 😌
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Fake life has become so acceptable that people get offended when you keep it real
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If na rich man: "Babe we're expecting a baby ♥️🥰" If na poor man: "Emeka you've finished my life 💔"
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You dey wait for the right person abi you dey find who get money, enh fine girl 😅
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Take care of home before impressing the street
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So for your mind now your babe wey tell you "goodnight I'm feeling sleepy" don really sleep 😌
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If no be wahala you dey find, how you go dey toast single mother a week to school resumption
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There are men who won't cheat even if a lady undressed in front of them. I'm one of them
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It will cost you more money to pretend you have money
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Poor man pikin na Olodo, rich man pikin na slow learner. Nothing dey ever favour poor man
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After this life, I no come again. I wan do angel small 😤
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All these butter, but na your leg I wan spread
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Virginity wey you keep for years, you come use am sort carryover
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Review from one of my new customers. Na you know why you never patronise me
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This money needs to come quicker, so many things don dey sup
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Make una give me my own share of the country, I wan comot
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You people are still sleeping? Noah ark just pass my house now and I don enter oo
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If you don't spoil your man, another woman will
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Goat for church na thanksgiving but goat for shrine na ritual. Okaaayy
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I sabi book i sabi book, oya what's the opposite of WELCOME?
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In Africa nobody believes you're sick until you refuse to eat.
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My intentions are pure but we go first knack 🤝
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Disagreeing with an elder is NOT disrespect. People need to unlearn that misconception
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Nurse wey dey teach patient balance diet don drink garri 2 times today.
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Person no even get favourite food again. Kasa tii jeun 😅
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Dear Lord guide my steps, don't let yansh scatter my plans
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