Apology Letter from a hospital to a Patient๐
Dear Sir,
We have good news for you, sir, Lab Results Confirm that red rashes around your pen!s were not cancer, it was Lipstick... We apologize for Cutting it.๐๐๐
If you don't see a ladie๐ฉโ๐ฆฐ posting her picture for sometime, she is either pregnant ๐คฐor she has no new ๐ dress ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐๐๐๐
Please I have a question bothering me....Are we going to walk naked in heaven or they will sew uniform for us?๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ๐๐ผโโ๏ธ๐คฆ๐ผโโ๏ธ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ผโโ๏ธ๐ถ๐ผโโ๏ธ
If you have the chance to make people happy, just do it. People are struggling silently. Maybe your small act of kindness can lift someone from depression
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My Ex-girlfriend tried to humiliate me by telling all her friends I was terrible in bed
Imagine her surprise when they all disagreed.
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@Beinomugisha_Iv
This tweet is directed to
@ASexyMuganda
not all of us you boy.
Also a Man who respects himself can't fight a woman. Abomination ๐๐๐
Moreover in the street. Oh gosh