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@__mdma

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it's frickin bats, i love halloween β€’ 28 β€’ non-binary; they/them β€’ squish count: 300+ β€’ RIP Tommy πŸ–€ β€’ #teamslender β€’ #blm β€’ β™Ž ☼ β€’ β™Š ☾ β€’ ♏ β‡— β€’

π”ͺ𝔦𝔠π”₯π”¦π”€π”žπ”« 𖀐
Joined April 2011
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9 years
if aliens aren't real explain this:
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8 years
me: "i need to chill this weekend" *Friday Saturday Sunday*
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7 years
my family put in a nectar set and told me to come downstairs and i come down to them having a full blown β€œrave” there’s glow sticks everywhere and my uncle shouts β€œWHO GOT DA MOLLY” what even is my Easter.
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5 years
i’m drunk and outside so prepare for the spam i am not sorry
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𝔨𝔦𝔫𝔫𝔦 πŸ¦‡
6 years
i told my baby cousin that she was the prettiest girl in the whole wide world and this was her response πŸ₯Ί
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9 years
when you find a white dude who knows how to dick you down.
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5 years
anyone else see his chin do that thing
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6 years
@soybeanqueenn β€œ9 per year” uh am i the only one who gets them the full ass 12???? someone out here just taking summer vacation off periods???
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9 years
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5 years
imagine owning an animal and not letting it in your room. πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈ
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6 years
y’all, LOOK at what my sister just painted for fun. in under an hour 😭
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8 years
oh no this actually happened to me
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5 years
i got ready and did an outside thing today
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9 years
if eyes could kill. πŸ’– http://t.co/REXQTq7Bk8
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6 years
i don’t know how i feel about this but my eyes look POPPIN.
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9 years
Bash had a doctors appointment today, he was a bit... skeptical. http://t.co/YXI62zty06
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3 years
i'm obsessed y'all 😭
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11 years
"what are you watching?" "Ultra live." "is ultra that white guy?" 😭
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4 years
january -> june πŸ€ͺ
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6 years
my aunt REALLY just dragged my ass for the whole world to see. πŸ˜‚πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈ
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9 years
yes, my cat has a cat baby blanket that he sleeps with.
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9 years
people lemme tell ya 'bout my best friend
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8 years
who did this πŸ’€
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4 years
i fr... don't even look like myself lmao. also everyone keeps asking where i'm going like i'm going to eat a SALAD on my mf COUCH, that's where i am GOING
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4 years
just call me babydoll πŸ™
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4 years
look at this adorable video of me eating a famous bowl while waiting to leave for my brother/sister in law's baby shower πŸ˜‚πŸ–€
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9 years
I WANNA BE COOL TOO http://t.co/oChd7sDGWK
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4 years
here are 3 very very similar pictures of me and also one of my fit bc it lowkey go hard
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6 years
MY MOM SHOWED ME A PICTURE OF HER UTERUS AND SAID β€œthat was your first apartment” I’M FUCKING DONE.
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9 years
he's so pissed I woke him up from his nap with sissy. 😭 http://t.co/vD1cXF0VfF
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8 years
ok i'm perfect
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5 years
again, here’s my ass
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3 years
i am HOT
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9 years
I go to my dads and see this and he goes "well the instructions said to let the turkey chill in the sink for a bit"
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7 years
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4 years
minimal makeup be hittin different
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𝔨𝔦𝔫𝔫𝔦 πŸ¦‡
10 years
I got more pics of Anastasia today. 😭😻 http://t.co/Uyivb9r8SV
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6 years
@SadityyyB my little cousin told my Vietnamese Grandma that she didn’t speak spanish when she was having a hard tome understanding her broken english πŸ˜‚πŸ™„
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4 years
we love days when we barely use any makeup πŸ₯°
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7 years
@Dabahontas @hawillisdc that's definitely the confederate flag. i can't speak for all indigenous people but i think if i showed my grandma this she'd be offended..
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8 years
he's going to eat my face off omg I love my gremlin.
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𝔨𝔦𝔫𝔫𝔦 πŸ¦‡
5 years
my dad fronted me money for my basscenter ticket because i forgot about my car insurance (lol oops) and i told him i got paid twice today and he sent me this. i’m fucking SOBBING
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5 years
how’d i miss this one from earlier wow
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𝔨𝔦𝔫𝔫𝔦 πŸ¦‡
9 years
@Excision dropped This Is Halloween literally 10 minutes after I said "someone better drop this is Halloween because it's HALLOWEEN" 😭😭😭
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7 years
chubby girls unite 🐳😸
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6 years
WHAT WAS I GOING THROUGH LAST YEAR????
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𝔨𝔦𝔫𝔫𝔦 πŸ¦‡
8 years
cocaine dusted chicken nuggets.
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6 years
why the fuck did i look exactly fucking like Skrillex 3 years ago...
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𝔨𝔦𝔫𝔫𝔦 πŸ¦‡
3 years
MY TESTS CAME BACK AND MY LESION WAS BENIGN I DON'T HAVE CANCER 😭😭😭😭
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𝔨𝔦𝔫𝔫𝔦 πŸ¦‡
10 years
I don't think drugs are a priority when thinking of festival costs..
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5 years
fav if u ever had ur bike stolen as a kid, i’m tryna see sum
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3 years
i may be a little hot 🀨
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11 years
I think me and my siblings would agree.. RT @Borgore : Must be tough life for a dude growing up with a super hot mom. http://t.co/R1Amejb8BC
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𝔨𝔦𝔫𝔫𝔦 πŸ¦‡
8 years
if i see one more "i'm with god" tweet regarding the election, HE AIN'T REAL, HE AIN'T HELPIN NOBODY, HE AIN'T ON THE BALLOT. BITCH BYE.
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7 years
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4 years
twenty fo fasho
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9 years
ITS ANASTASIA'S FIRST BIRTHDAY πŸ’˜πŸŽ‰πŸŽ€
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9 years
idk have a butt pic cause bored. πŸ‘ http://t.co/d3B7kEFWTv
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10 years
welp Courtney approved so... 🌚 http://t.co/H10mTv3m9z
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4 years
can y’all tell i’m happy as fuck to be back behind the bar
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6 years
@BeccaBoomm i saw this pup on facebook and had to share with you. 😭🌻πŸ₯°
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6 years
so excited to see what i get 🀘🏻 first light on this bad boi @obiwookkenobi
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𝔨𝔦𝔫𝔫𝔦 πŸ¦‡
5 years
if you deadass blame a whole state for your unhappiness and your irresponsibility then you need to grow the fuck up. it’s not michigan’s fault you’re sad or broke, that’s literally YOUR FAULT. move to cali and guess what? you’ll still be sad and broke. πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈ
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6 years
i made a mimosa with 2 bottles of champagne
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5 years
it’s cruella bitch
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7 years
some dope ass pics of @levitationjones killin it at crossroads. 😈
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5 years
i wanna kiss all my friends ok that’s all
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5 years
looking at my pictures from back when i was full blown addicted to blow and drinking everyday for 16+ hours a day and didn’t realize how bad it was.. i am SO proud of where i’m at now. like it’s honestly crazy.
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4 years
again, here’s my ass
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10 years
someone still isn't happy that he got a bath. πŸ˜• http://t.co/ZPKy5vbynL
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4 years
i'm high as fuck and just baked a loaf of bread and my mom made me have a photo shoot w it in the kitchen lmaoooo
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3 years
i really can't tell if i love or hate this picture my mom took of me πŸ˜‚
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9 years
taking care of his sissy after her surgery for me. β˜ΊοΈπŸ’™πŸ’— http://t.co/v0IHQYD66i
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4 years
ok nobody can ever tell me i'm ugly bc this proves them wrong
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𝔨𝔦𝔫𝔫𝔦 πŸ¦‡
3 years
my privileged ass step sister really started smoking weed and moved to ypsi with her trust fund money and is now calling herself "spiritual" and "edgy".... i can't contain my level of laughter
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9 years
when ur chubby but still kinda cute. πŸŽ€
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9 years
me trying to not force a smile in family photos.
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7 years
just a peek of what i was dealing with. it was way more lit at some points.
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6 years
girls...stock up....
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7 years
i’ve had this little fuzzy turkey for 3 years now and i can’t believe it. i love you so much Anastasia Lorin, happy third gotcha day πŸ’œπŸ–€
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3 years
i'm suing my mom for sending me this pic of me at my 7th grade farewell
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2 years
did somebody order a big titty goth bartender?
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3 years
πŸ˜¬πŸ‘‰πŸ»πŸ‘ˆπŸ»
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4 years
it’s baby gender reveal day, can’t believe imma be a mf aunt πŸ₯ΊπŸ’™πŸ’•
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4 years
creamπŸ₯§
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5 years
i don’t even remember taking this but god damn i’m hot.
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3 years
crying because i've finally come out as non binary after YEARS of struggling with my sexuality
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8 years
DON'T! TAKE! ANIMALS! TO! FESTIVALS!!!!!!!!!
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9 years
cats in bags pt. 2
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5 months
green haired, big witch hair soft launch πŸ₯Ή
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10 years
my cat is actually my baby. πŸ’™πŸ’™ http://t.co/MkhTZyL6bc
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𝔨𝔦𝔫𝔫𝔦 πŸ¦‡
10 years
booty picz for twittaaaaaaa http://t.co/88LctNhSD0
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𝔨𝔦𝔫𝔫𝔦 πŸ¦‡
6 years
i couldn’t even imagine being this pretty. 😭πŸ₯°
@BeccaBoomm
BeccaLynn🌻
6 years
Did my makeup for the first time in 4everrr πŸŒ»πŸ’›
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𝔨𝔦𝔫𝔫𝔦 πŸ¦‡
4 years
just realized i never like told anyone or like said anything but i stopped smoking cigs at the beginning of quarantine. i occasionally will take a hit of one but i haven’t bought a pack or smoked a full cig in over 3 months πŸ₯³
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