my client shared their screen on a call today and their spotify came up and they’d been listening to knocked loose so naturally I unmuted myself and screamed KNOCKED LOOSE MOTHERFUCKER and I got kicked out of the call lmao
guy I met saturday eve just blocked me because I kept talking about lotr when he asked me not to but the last thing I said was “I don’t know what you’re tolkien about” so I won
Americans saying “I could care less” makes me so irrationally angry. It’s “couldn’t”. Couldn’t care less. If you could care less then you wouldn’t be saying it because you’re not yet at the point of not caring at all anymore. Get it? Thank you
At the pub drinking a water, wearing a loose fitting tee and my friends conspiracy is that I’m pregnant 🙃
Pretty sure you gotta have sex for that to happen right aha oof
I’ve got something to say. So I’m just gonna say it. And hope I get the love and support I’d like to think this amazing community will give.
I really fucking love metal.
Bumped into an old family friend I don’t like and she asked me why I wasn’t engaged yet. I said I couldn’t think of anything worse and I’m just enjoying life. She said no-one likes a girl who won’t settle down. So now I’m gonna fuck her son and her husband
I’m still so sick and dying and just don’t feel human so here’s a throwback to remind myself I was alive and thriving at one point and if this is it for me just know I had a crush on all of you
my friends band is playing a show soon and one of the supports lead singer cried when we had sex once and I’ve not spoken to him since so that’s gonna be sick
popped into a waitrose to grab something urgently and because I’m not a tory cunt I knew I wouldn’t belong. as soon as I walked in this man told me I should be ashamed of my tattoos and they make me look ‘unhygienic’. so I’m gonna shit in his trolley and piss on his shoes
My sister somehow found a voice note from our parents before they died and she got a friend to hand make a little music box that plays the message when you open it. It’s been about 15 years since I’ve heard their voices
Fuck me. Brb crying forever 🖤
Someone just asked me if I’d heard of glassjaw so I started singing and they were looking at me weird and turns out they said glassdoor which is apparently a job site :(
Why do the men I date/am interested in dating always have a deep love for the LOTR extended editions? Even though they've got different hobbies, personalities, etc, those darn extended editions are always lurking in the background...
#LOTR
#singlelife
#madness
I’ve been kicked out the pub for yelling at the cunt who smacked my ass, asked for my number then told me he’ll get it whether I ‘like it or not’. Wut?? Hate it here
I can’t believe I get to say these words
My abuser is back in prison. And I finally got the restraining order so if he’s ever out again he can’t come near me
This guy has done nothing but try to break me throughout half of my life and has made this year hell. Now he can rot
felt cute, will absolutely delete later because I hate myself and this thing we call life like honestly is this it what’s the point idc kill me
happy friday mf beauts
Thinking about the time I was riding this guy and he put his hand around my neck and I was like yes let’s fucking go but all he did was bring my face down to his and lick my nose then let go?
Some random woman just stopped me in the street to tell me I’ve ‘ruined’ myself by having tattoos and piercings. So naturally I smiled and told her to go fuck herself
Shout out to all the bands and musicians who have continually worked hard to produce music and content over the past year or so, always interacting with fans and keeping us happy until you can get back to doing what you love at live shows. We appreciate you fucking beauts <3
Which musician (or entire band) do you wish you could give a big old hug to, to say thank you for working their cute asses off to give us amazing music? <3