🇵🇸عاصم @__ixmsimo Twitter profile

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@__ixmsimo

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Trusting in Allahs plan

mine?

@halalboozee

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if you're 23+ and unmarried, tf are you doing?

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2 years

😭😭😭😭😭 that commentator laugh is taking me out

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Life comes at you fast 🥴

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-2° weather got me like

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@ry_ndavies @ohsai_

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@Lowkey0nline At this point they’re not even hiding it, ethnical cleansing

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11 months

@RadishHarmers THEY PUT MILK FIRST BEFORE CEREAL

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2 years

This jobless youte trekked all the way to another city just to film himself drinking a beverage 🤣 I’m so happy my club ruined his childhood looool

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2 years

WHEN I GET OLDER I WILL BE STRONGER THEY’LL CALL ME FREEDOM JUST LIKE A WAVING FLAG #FIFAWorldCup

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2 years

Akhi saw obese white dude and said ‘Subh’anullah’ 💀🤣

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@RabT_95 @B4NKAI7EN Then I’m reminded of bayern’s announcement of him 🤣

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"The name is Bond, James Rodríguez." #ServusJames

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@JimViscardi @Lahori_Bhaijaan

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11 months

@One_Dawah Bad thing about habitual pathological liars -is after a while they can’t really remember exactly what the details were of what they made up and they make up new lies

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8 months

@rhassan___ Skyscanner for flights, travel visa is simple to do, check or Expedia for accom, book train ticket through haramain railway, get a monzo or revolut account & spend money through that to avoid currency exchange fees when you’re paying through contactless

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9 months

@FUT24News @MUFCDane I have this pinned in my messages, his team name was capri son 😭😭😭😭🤣

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2 years

@30SecFights If you survive a taser, you are literally thanos

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2 years

There was a time where you could survive a week on £10 Now £100 gets spent in a day???

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Forget demure, you lot need to learn the word DECORUM

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QT this with pictures from Makkah/Medina. I miss it a lot rn

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@shadadzai He looked at the players on the pitch and was like allahumabarik…

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@Ron_Flair

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The advertisement board when Ronaldo scored 😮‍💨 🐐 >>>

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@hemmboy1 @EpochOfWhat @crissbliss7 @5Pillarsuk Jimmy thought he was cooking 🥴

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1 year

Eid Mubarak from the most beautiful place on earth 🕋 🌙

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6 months

@Kooshinnnn Bro recreated this infamous meme

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1 year

@Qatari Akhi you know it’s haraam to lie

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6 months

@halalfrijole Being born in Ramadan is a flex Masha’allah

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10 months

@NikTekOfficial I think they’ll maintain continuity

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1 year

@DaHaitianJoker “It's a big city. I can't be everywhere. But they don't know where I am. We have a signal now, for when I'm needed. When that light hits the sky, it's not just a call- it's a warning. To them. Fear is a tool. They think I'm hiding in the shadows. But I AM the shadows.”

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6 months

Next time I go umrah insha’allah I need to get my hands on those personalised prayer mats, they’re like 10 riyals a piece, they look so beautiful seen a couple of brothers at the mosque bring it with them

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So basically this?

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Twitter/X is changing the Block feature. Your posts will be visible to anyone you block, but they will not be able to engage with them.

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@WhooIsJam It’s shameful people act like savages, haramain forces need to do more to police that

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@KUSH23TV_ They’re heroes at best, nothing about them screams icon except for marcelo (5x champions league winner)

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@IconSquadGaming I missed a day somewhere along the line

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2 years

4 black players score and you post an image of a white man? Interesting…

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England start their World Cup campaign with a six-goal victory! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 What a win! 👊 💻🖥📱 Reaction on @BBCiPlayer , @BBCSounds and the @BBCSport app #BBCFootball #BBCWorldCup

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1 year

@jordyinit He was in captain amercia’s squad in the 2nd world war

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@RamAbdu This is the same state that’s playing victim and wants the world’s sympathy 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴

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2 years

No way 😭😭😭 what’s amitabh bachan doing there

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@CensoredMen You could hear a pin drop with the latter 🤣

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2 years

If ronaldo scores a penalty he becomes penaldo and if messi scores he becomes the goat wtf fucking hypocrites

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@UtdSk_ He can play there as well omds VERSATILLEEEEEEE

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1 year

@FUT24News 83 acerbi, this game loves discriminating

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8 months

@MadridXtra Watching people run their agendas is funny. Not every one is built the same, all great players are different in their own right & you can’t take that away from them. Sure if hazard had taken better care of himself & had the same mentality who knows what he could’ve gone on to do

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2 years

Anyone that finds a problem with this, close the app and go outside

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New Muslim learning how to pray 💕

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Only Fred can go from having a MOTM performance one game to being the worst player on the pitch within a week

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10 months

LOOOK IN MY EEEEEYEEESSSS WHAT DO YOU SEE!? THE CULT OF PERSONALITY

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1 year

Interesting how you failed to mention the so called ‘victim’ assaulted the women by pulling their headscarf’s in an act of hate crime

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@kloppfc24 That first sujood when you arrive home leaves you in tears 😢

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@a11faxnoprint3r Read the quran. Even if it’s a page a day

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Alhamdulilah for another year 🙏🏽

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Check on your people, Not everyone is as strong on the inside as they are on the outside 🙏🏽

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@UTSources Fairs I can replace casillas who I’ve had since December

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Yallah Morocco 🇲🇦

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@FUTxTrading Bring back silver stars

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@DonkTrading The guy has been moving like a donkey lately and not jumping for aerial duels 🙄

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1 year

LAST MIN SCENES OMDSSSSSSSSS YANITED YANITED YANITED YANITED

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@TheEnemiesPE3

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إِنَّا لِلّهِ وَإِنَّـا إِلَيْهِ رَاجِعونَ My uncle back home has passed away. May Allah have mercy on him & grant him the highest ranks of jannah, ameen. If you could please remember him in your dua’s. Jazakallah Khair

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2 years

Alhamdulilah, He made it up the stairs without getting injured 😭🙏🏽

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Martial 🥶🇫🇷

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Foolish, Qatar proved you don’t need alcohol to enjoy football

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🚨 Saudi Arabia is ready to suspend its alcohol ban to boost its unpopular bid to stage the 2034 World Cup. 🍺 (Source: Sun Sport)

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@FUTZONEFIFA @FutPoliceLeaks Kmt he better get a good upgrade

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@CultureCrave Man it’s gonna suck not seeing him in the mandalorian now RIP

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@FIFA22_INFO Aerial+ is a life saver at corners, relentless on midfielders is a must

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If you want flowers tomorrow then die now

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2 years

Me after a long day of hating on England 😮‍💨

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@theholymosques @hamadslair April 27th last year 😥

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@LickshotLippy Hudson-Odoi is on the list, defo fake 🤣

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@Huge_Gorilla Your team name changed from bronze to futties, fairs man

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@berserker_yt What would be insane is having to pick a side and decide whether the other character either has to die or gets banished

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@upblissed

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1 year

Wives are fighting and he’s out here scoring goals. My no.9 😭❤️

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A cool finish by @AnthonyMartial doubles our lead! 😎✌️ #MUFC || #MUNEVE

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10 months

South asian twitter is not real, why are people beefing over brownies? 🙄

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Iconic

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what British South Asian moment or chaos lives in your head rent free?

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@juicypoopin Cody:

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2nd umrah completed Alhamdulilah, maybe squeeze in a 3rd with the little time I have left in this historical majestic holy city 🙏🏽

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@FikrAlJabarti My Arabic teacher was Sudanese, may ﷻ ﷲ bless her

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@_The_H10 I think we’re misinterpreting this, it’s one of those ones where it’s displaying the reality of things to get people to think for themselves & open their eyes instead of being sheep

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This is deadass Greame Souness’s illegitimate child

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7 wasn’t a loss, it was 7 lessons learnt

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@vibes__N Ricky was out ere partying with breezy whilst bianca was struggling in walford

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Messi can have ballon d’or but he’ll never have jannatul fidraus ☝🏽

Healing Of The Hearts -شفاء القلوب

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Football lessons with Shaykh Muhammad Abu Al-Qatah Al-Naqshbandi in Lebanon

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@josepisntracist @losblancoswrld Bro this is shameless 🤣

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Mo Salah on Eid Mo salah on Xmas

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1 year

Alhamdulilah, did tahajjud on the roof of al haram, got back to my hotel mins before end of suhoor, woke up 3 hours later to go back to haram for jummah, walked in the scorching heat since 10am but it was well worth it 🙏🏽

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@DeadlineDayLive @DiMarzio Find it funny how people want to throw out terms like washed at players in their 30’s, as if they’re expected to play forever

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@HardManUtdPics @kk_24x Telling my future kids kobbie gave haaland the Chokeslam

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Never cried so much during Taraweeh & tahajjud. Laylut Al Qadr is honestly such a special night. لَيۡلَةُ الۡقَدۡرِۙ خَيۡرٌ مِّنۡ اَلۡفِ شَهۡرٍؕ The Night of Power is better than a thousand months. Which is equivalent to eighty-three years, 83! Can you imagine? Subh’anullah

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2 years

Robbed us off an opening ceremony just so you can push your islamaphobic agenda You can do one 🖕🏽

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Here we ago. A final with a bit of everything. Join us for France v Argentina. Messi v Mbappe. Europe v South America. We’re on ⁦ @BBCOne ⁩ very shortly at 1.50. See you then 🙌🏻