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2 years

What if??

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"You're the worst set we've ever had!" Ss3 students:

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2 years

Dear LGBTQ, you're alive because of two straight people 🙂

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9 months

“I hate youuuuuuuu”

𝐁𝐨𝐝𝐲'𝐨𝐟'𝐆𝐨𝐝💦

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9 months

Women Rizz 101:

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Lagos Agent: No worry the water no go reach where my hand Dey

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2 years

💀

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2 years

Lmao

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2 years

If no be Netflix login wey I no get, wetin I wan dey find for Nollywood 🥲

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2 years

Page 2 of Google

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2 years

For where? I be new tenant abeg, the person wey use una don pack comot o 😭😭

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9 months

Educated Hausa accent >>>>

Ada 💞star girl

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9 months

Uk accent or US accent?

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2 years

Wtf?!! 😂😂😭

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10 months

Tech guy for morning, Osama bin Laden for night ✋🏾😂🤚🏾

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2 years

"Only on Netflix" Netnaija and the rest:

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9 months

make i date you ke? you wey dey post shawarma before you chop am

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2 years

I've never heard a Nigerian man got scammed by foreigners.

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2 years

Once upon a King 👑😂

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2 years

A Or B

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2 years

Dark girls are so fvcking pretty omg 😍

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2 years

Up and Tank full

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2 years

Oh brother! 💀💀💀

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2 years

Are you going through a lot? Please go through it, it's your turn.

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1 year

Having many kids when you can’t cater for them is so dumb.

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2 years

Waterproof what??? 😭💀

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2 years

A king 😂😂

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2 years

HOW TO USE BRAZILIAN JIU JITSU AGAINST A BEAR. (A THREAD) 1. WAIT FOR THE BEAR TO MAKE A MOVE

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2 years

When your girlfriend kills someone and you hear her say "baby we are in trouble"

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It's such a big flex when everyone's tryna hit on your girl but you know they're never gonn get her.

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2 years

I have 5 brothers and each brother has 5 brothers. How many are we?

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2 years

Mfs think I'm joking but I'm

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2 years

Ahh 😂😭💀

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2 years

Too real 😂😂

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2 years

Your mom's side of the family is always the better side tbh.

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10 months

We don’t have to speak everyday cos we’re in a relationship, we both have our lives to live.

Baby girl 💕

@chennifhar

10 months

what opinion about Dating will have you like this?

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2 years

"Are we still going?" Me:

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2 years

Moving just two matches, what's the biggest possible number you can make?

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2 years

💀💀💀

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1 year

What wizkid did on Loju shows he’s the SI unit of Afrobeat. Nobody comes close.

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1 year

It’s a video.

Baby girl 💕

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1 year

Quote this with a picture you want to recreate.🙂

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2 years

Nothing is more painful than losing your biology note back in secondary school 😂

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2 years

Money aside, what do you need right now?

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2 years

😂😂💔

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2 years

😂😭

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2 years

Wetin concern me with your mental health, no be your mates dey craze?

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2 years

People that say "omo" are razz.

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2 years

I don't have issues texting first as long as you make me feel like you actually wanna talk...

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2 years

Avoid anyone that thinks Wizkid isn't the greatest in Africa 🦅

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2 years

Our parents act like they're okay but deep down they want our phones to spoil 😂

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1 year

Women in power are usually very wicked compared to men.

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2 years

no matter how person fine reach, passport go always humble you 😂

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2 years

Fine girl like you, you sent voice note and you're sounding like MC Oluomo 😏

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2 years

I enter bush make I go commit suicide, snake chase me, omo I nearly die 🥲

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2 years

Stay away from people who think their charger would develop a fault if you use it. They are bad for your mental health.

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2 years

N!gga bagged 100m naira in 3 months and there's you still in school after 4 years and you don't have 100k in your account.

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2 years

If I see this before we head out... we ain't heading out no more 😊

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1 year

Women will date you for just 7 years and automatically think you wanna marry them.

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2 years

Your boyfriend don know who hin go marry, if you like stay in the kitchen and be shouting "babe, semo or rice?" 😂

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2 years

Date someone that's interested in your future and financial growth. Life is beyond Hotel and restaurants.

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2 years

Lmao 😂😂

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Poets on the tl?

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2 years

We don't even know who's pregnant again. All of una belle just big.

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1 year

Tommy Egan is actually smarter than Ghost.

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2 years

When she's cute, smart, funny and replies fast. My brain:

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Asewo outfits look hot and sexy on some people but then there's you looking like mango wrapped in foil.

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2 years

Can we skip to the part where I'm finally happy and rich? 😪

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2 years

I started having trust issues when my mom told me "come here i won't beat you"

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Why tf you gonn be gay tho? Wanna explain?

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Someone's about to be homeless 😂😂

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I don't know if am living my life the wrong way, omo my phone no dey ring from morning to night

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2 years

If relationship tastes like drink, what type of drink will yours taste like?

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British accent >>>>>>>

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“Men are scum” - someone whose wedding is next weekend.

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2 years

Train your mind to be calm in every situation 💯

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How do you send messages? A Or B

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As a lady your music taste is very important cos how you go dey post potable song dey caption am with "mood" ?😭

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Girls that wear glasses are so cute 😍

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2 years

The peace of mind that comes with being single >>>

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2 years

Your apology needs to be as loud as your disrespect was.

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2 years

When you tell the class you saw the exam question papers. Classmates:

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Dem no dey give person food for dream again, omo things don hard fr 😂😂💔

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I see 3 calabash inside your fridge, and you still dey tell me make feel at home.

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BAGEN whatt??? 😭😭😭

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Nothing is more disappointing than opening your biscuits then you realize it's soft already.

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If your papa go know sey na the house wey him suffer build you dey call trenches lasan 💀

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if your class never made a teacher cry or leave back in secondary school....then it wasn't awesome 😂

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Everytime "Give me this babe" I dey do human trafficking???

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Oh brother 😭

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Guys without beards, how do you feel when you wash your face? Feels like mango right?

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“A man who loves me will never get tired of my attitude” Mumu talk 😂💔

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Rare picture of an African mum feeling unhappy seeing her kid sitting down doing nothing

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know the difference between being patient and wasting your time.

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I want to leave this country so I can wear camo without being afraid of getting beaten by the military.

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How long have you been single???

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Everybody who wears glasses does so just to look better💀

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2 years

This!

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Glutton be calling themselves foodie because they're girls 😏

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Wtf 😂😂

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Women close their eyes during sex because they can't stand men having a good time.

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2 years

What if the person you're dating is whyning you???

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