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@__ellejean
Elle Jean
6 years
Can’t believe a looky looky man gave me what I thought was a free laughing gas balloon but turns out he just blew it up with his breathe and i fucking inhaled it
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Elle Jean
4 years
Drake & Rihanna - Take Care will never get old
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Elle Jean
3 years
Went to the cinema with a boy last night and he brought in a chicken curry with paper plates and cutlery and sat and ate it 😭😭😭
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@__ellejean
Elle Jean
5 years
Should not be helping plan your boyfriends funeral at 20 years of age. Life is so fucking cruel
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Elle Jean
5 years
A pair of these with frilly socks = a look
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6 years
Anyone else remember Nike Blazer's?
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Elle Jean
4 years
People who bring fish into work and heat it up in the microwave for lunch are just selfish tbh
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Elle Jean
6 years
Sorted
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Elle Jean
5 years
Ketchup is the most vile condiment there is and anybody over the age of 10 who eats it on everything needs to have a word
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Steffi
5 years
Cilantro.
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Elle Jean
5 years
How the girls who done horse riding used to run in the playground
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Elle Jean
4 years
Actually so sad how many peoples mental health is totally ruined because of lockdown. The Government have completely failed the British public 👎🏽
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Elle Jean
5 years
My dad couldn’t have put it better, please everybody talk to one another even the happiest smiliest person could be hiding so much.. look after one another 💔
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Elle Jean
6 years
Who actually is bothered enough to check these things
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Elle Jean
5 years
The next time that I’ll look in your eyes we’ll have wings and we’ll fly ❤️
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Elle Jean
6 years
Can’t believe my neighbours phoned the police because I had my pals round drinking in the garden at half 2 in the afternoon 😐
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@__ellejean
Elle Jean
6 years
Funny how when you fall out with a guy they start coming out with loads of horrible things about you 😂 weren’t that a week ago was it
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Elle Jean
6 years
Stuck up cow
@LoveIsland
Love Island
6 years
GAAAH SO AWKWARD! 🙈 #LoveIsland
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@__ellejean
Elle Jean
6 years
My mum put a post up saying ‘happy Father’s Day we miss you so much everyday’ and my dad commented this hahahahaahhahahha
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Elle Jean
6 years
Anybody over the age of 10 who eats ketchup with everything needs to grow up
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Elle Jean
5 years
Knocks me sick how can someone claim to love you and care about you then treat you like this 😡
@bbcthree
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5 years
"When the police found me, I was told I was 10 days away from death." Alex was mentally and physically abused by his girlfriend Jordan over a three year period.
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@__ellejean
Elle Jean
6 years
Because I’m not 6 years old
@ClaireCahill19
Claire Cahill
6 years
People who go out Christmas Eve actually scare me like sorry why are you not at home in bed in your fresh duvet covers & Pj’s asleep by 9 for santy
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Elle Jean
6 years
Please tell me what older guys see in underage girls it’s so horrid 🤢
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@__ellejean
Elle Jean
6 years
Can’t get my head around Beck in YOU... why the fuck does she have sex right infront of her huge living room windows when she doesn’t have blinds
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@__ellejean
Elle Jean
6 years
Your mum is a freak
@kaelyned
Kaelyn
7 years
I think it's safe to say my mom doesn't trust me
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@__ellejean
Elle Jean
4 years
What team do you support
@bigpapiiyogii
El Que Prende La Dicoteca 
4 years
let’s see
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@__ellejean
Elle Jean
5 years
If anybody is ever feeling low or down my dm’s are open to absolutely anybody. No matter where you are in life or what’s going on someone always loves you and you will leave so many people heartbroken 💔💔
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Elle Jean
5 years
How can you be surrounded by people but still feel so lonely 😢
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Elle Jean
5 years
That’s Britney Spears
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@__ellejean
Elle Jean
4 years
People who obsesses over nandos are weird. Literally soooo many other food places that are much better
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Elle Jean
5 years
Why is it when people buy expensive things it’s always got to be ‘for insta’ maybe they just wanted them 😂
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@__ellejean
Elle Jean
6 years
Who actually gives a fuck what people want to wear 🤣
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@__ellejean
Elle Jean
4 years
Christmas really does make you appreciate who is around the table, and also who is absent ❤️
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@__ellejean
Elle Jean
6 years
The shittest year of my life can’t wait for it to be over 😫
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@__ellejean
Elle Jean
6 years
A boy mailed me telling me he thought i was unreal and now his girlfriend is mailing me telling me IM getting it 😂😂😂😂 wtf man folk are weird
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Elle Jean
6 years
Who actually cares what people want to post 😂
@j0dzz_
JODIE🍒
6 years
Naw wit is actual up wi lassies posting a selfie to go oot then over the next 3 days just posting 4 more selfies that look exact same except their arm has bent slightly or their legs a lil to the left like are u actual THAT chokin on some likes
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@__ellejean
Elle Jean
3 years
I’m sorry but if I’m driving down the mway and people are sat in the middle of the road they’re getting bonneted
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Elle Jean
6 years
‘Just tell me I won’t be mad’ biggest lie ever 🙃🙃🙃
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Elle Jean
7 years
Gutted at how much weight I've put on 😷😷
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Elle Jean
6 years
Wee bro asked me if I knew what an angry dragon was and he couldn’t tell me what it was because my mum was sitting there. Then I got this text 😐
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Elle Jean
7 years
If your over 16 and going to see Oliver Heldens at the weekend you’re a pervert
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Elle Jean
6 years
And how is someone who is morbidly obese classed as a super model?
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Elle Jean
5 years
Never knew heartache like this, if only he could see how loved he really was 💔life will never be the same again, we will be together again 1 day my boy 💙❤️
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Elle Jean
6 years
Actual shut the fuck up wit is wrong with people
@SkyNews
Sky News
6 years
Keira Knightley says she won't let her daughter watch some Disney films because they don't feature strong female characters. Read the latest showbiz news here:
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Elle Jean
6 years
Literally no makeup is worth £60 a face
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Elle Jean
5 years
Do you need to be an influencer for people to come up to you and ask where your clothes are from 🥴
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Elle Jean
4 years
Being single at Christmas time 🥲
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Elle Jean
6 years
What a fat unfunny tramp
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Elle Jean
5 years
Not even embarrassed to say how proud I am of myself for these past few weeks. Really believe Kyle is giving me strength to carry on, everything I do now I do it for us babe ❤️
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Elle Jean
5 years
Gonna best best year yet I can feel it 🤩
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Elle Jean
6 years
It’s an unwritten rule that any boys who I’m attracted to are dickheads 😑
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Elle Jean
6 years
Nothing infuriates me more than someone who can’t drive commenting on my driving
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Elle Jean
5 years
This is literally the most popular opinion I refuse to believe anybody thinks its good
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Elle Jean
5 years
They’ve just had to take my heart rate reading using my toe in the hospital since they can’t fit it on my finger because of the length of my nails 😭 mortified
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Elle Jean
6 years
My phone is so dry it’s actually embarrassing 😂
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Elle Jean
5 years
Scruffy little cunts 🤢 hate bullies
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Elle Jean
6 years
Folk just love to jump on the bandwagon and all hate 1 person because someone else does 😂 weirdos
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Elle Jean
7 years
Feel sorry for girls that actually crave boy attention so badly they do the things they do 🤒
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Elle Jean
6 years
😐
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Elle Jean
6 years
Wow congrats you’ve just told the whole of Twitter your a psychotic weirdo
@leonie_birch
Leonie Birch
6 years
Anyone wants a giggle my ex is now in a relationship with someone he’s never met but what makes it 10x funnier is that its secretly me cat fishing him and he has no clue . Haha fuck with me and I’ll ruin your life😩😩 x
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Elle Jean
6 years
You actually don’t realise how bad someone treated you before until someone else starts treating you the way that they should 🤗
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Elle Jean
2 years
She may be prettier than me.. but she most definitely won’t have worse stomach problems
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Elle Jean
6 years
Why do fucking WEIRDO girls block people from there boyfriends Instagram 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️ your insecurities getting to you???
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Elle Jean
7 years
Can actually count on 1 hand who my true pals are👋🏾
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Elle Jean
5 years
RT PLEASE. Rangers vs Hearts game on the 1st December there will be a minutes applause on the 20th minute of the game in memory of Kyle Monteith 💙❤️
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Elle Jean
6 years
Nothing fries my head more than thinking about aliens and if they exist or not
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Elle Jean
4 years
Just saw a guy sprinting down princes street with a pair of Levi’s he’d robbed and the security chasing him felt like I was in trainspotting 🤣🤣🤣
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Elle Jean
6 years
True what they say what’s for you won’t go by you 🤞🏼💓
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Elle Jean
6 years
The outcome:
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Elle Jean
6 years
Nothing worse than caring about someone who couldn’t care less about you 🤧
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Elle Jean
6 years
Girls are fucking weird doing shit like this 😂
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Elle Jean
6 years
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Elle Jean
7 years
Genuine disbelief that someone who claims to ‘hate’ me so much can’t keep my name out there fucking mouth 😂😂😫🖕🏽🖕🏽
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Elle Jean
6 years
Hope she fucking dies
@imkevinquinn
Kevin Quinn
6 years
This happened at a @PetSmart in West Houston. Thats “Boo”. Her owner tells us it was disturbing to find out how her dog was treated. Even PetSmart calls this “unacceptable”. #abc13
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Elle Jean
5 years
Times like this just make you wonder what is life really about 💔
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Elle Jean
2 years
My toxic trait is I’m such a nosey bastard even when it comes to things that don’t concern me whatsoever 🤣
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Elle Jean
6 years
Folk that see there pals are in a bad place and do/say nothing about it are the worst kind of people 🤧
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Elle Jean
6 years
Wish I could get inside someone’s head and know what they are thinking😬
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Elle Jean
5 years
Merry Christmas to you my kyle ❤️ There will be an empty seat at our table tomorrow and an empty space in my heart. I hope you are enjoying paradise my boy, I can’t wait till I see you again and tell you all about…
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Elle Jean
6 years
Nothing worse than people having an opinion that they know absolutely nothing about 🤧
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Elle Jean
6 years
The truth will set you free but first it will piss you off
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Elle Jean
6 years
Sick of being single I’m shite at it 👎🏽
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Elle Jean
6 years
Nothing worse than people smoking when they’re pregnant 🤮
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Elle Jean
5 years
I used to suck all the water out the sponge in the bath
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Elle Jean
6 years
When people who have ate cheese and onion crisps breathe in my direction
@fonzfranc
fonz. 🥭
6 years
name something that makes you go like this:
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Elle Jean
7 years
If you don’t like Harry Potter you’re a weirdo
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Elle Jean
3 years
The temptation to fuck off for a year just gets stronger every day
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Elle Jean
6 years
She said those shoes had to be worn by a beautiful women and if that’s the case she should’ve put them back on the rack and never have purchased them because she was unqualified to own those shoes
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Elle Jean
6 years
No time for some people anymore literally going into 2019 with 2 mates
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Elle Jean
6 years
I actually hate cyclists with a burning passion
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Elle Jean
6 years
My life will be better when I get a nose job
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Elle Jean
2 years
Another Liz bites the dust
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Elle Jean
6 years
Some girls actually have a screw loose like are you okay in the head 😂
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Elle Jean
5 years
Top tip: only slash 3 of your boyfriends tyres because if you slash 4 the insurance will pay out 🤫
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Elle Jean
6 years
What an absolute sin had there full lives ahead of them aswell 😢
@islapage3
Isla Page
6 years
Two amazing and gorgeous girls have passed away in the space of only 3 weeks,if only they knew how much we all loved and cared for them.Our gorgeous angels are finally at rest and pain free from their emotions,love & miss use forever 🧡💜 #ItsOkNotToBeOk
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Elle Jean
5 years
9 weeks since we lost our Kyle. Just isn’t a life without him in it 💔
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Elle Jean
7 years
Have no time for girls who are literally all about drama 😒 little bitches
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Elle Jean
6 years
That mortified you have told the whole of Twitter???
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Elle Jean
6 years
Can’t stop laughing at my mum cheering me on when I was dancing on the bar last night 😂 she’s literally Regina George mum from mean girls 😭
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Elle Jean
6 years
Slags will be slags 🤒
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Elle Jean
6 years
Can’t compete where you don’t compare 🐸☕️
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