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2 years

beyond obsessed 😻

invader zim

@f8the

2 years

i think everyone should be obsessed with their face

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@discoveryplus

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@stw_pdg

@HSJSexy

@Hugo99_

@Displate

@sum38349544

@Jaden_Peterson3

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@Christine_LeGal

@LEWDVULPINE

@M_m7lkm

@toncu34_39

@WhiteB53699

@tantenakal__

@theroselovesme

@Hassan532830774

@AgroKhoi79514

@RealCFrampton

@bokeplokalmalam

@No1blackspiro

@DarwinEcoArtist

@cukienaknikmati

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3 months

I hear you, but THIS??? 😭

grace ୨୧ 2

@imfallingrry

3 months

Top 3 days on Twitter: 1. Queen Elizabeth’s death 2. Dream face reveal 3. Trump sh0ot!ng

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28 days

“Wait wait wait wait cut the music, I have something wanna get off my chest” 😭😭😭😭

AKW

@allkanyewest

29 days

RESPECTFULLY YE WOULD BE THE GREATEST HALFTIME SHOW OF ALL TIME.

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6 months

SHUT TF UP!!!!!!!

Rossie🧚‍♂️🩷✨

@temi_rossie_

6 months

Look between Z and P on your keyboard 🌚👀

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2 years

HOW OLD AM I??????????

welp.

@YSLONIKA

2 years

nicki minaj & drake on the "moment 4 life" music video set, 17 years ago.❤️

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3 months

With everything in me I hate these insanely early movie release announcements. ITS STILL JUNE 2024??????????????????

DiscussingFilm

@DiscussingFilm

3 months

‘NOW YOU SEE ME 3’ will release on November 14, 2025 in theaters.

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3 months

“Are you still coming?” “Are we still meeting up?”

Swiss 𝕏

@BlxckSwiss_

3 months

What feels like begging but isn’t?

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1 year

Rounding up the price of each item so when I see the final price at the till, it’s a little lower 🤭 >>>

K G A B O♟️

@lempapison

1 year

Am I the only one??? 😫

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6 months

“No shit Sherlock” is definitely up there

Jimmy Mack

@_qualeman91

7 months

“Fuck off “ is kinda fire ..white ppl lowkey ate wit dat one

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7 months

to whoever took this video, fuck you.

Marx☆

@_marcoxs

7 months

He's never seeing her again 😭

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2 years

“now number 5” easily 😭😭😭

no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉

@oocsitcoms

3 years

quote with the funniest tv show scene you’ve watched

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20 days

Cake Boss, Chopped, Food Network Challenge, Barefoot Contessa, mxm man Food Network had me in a CHOKEHOLD 😭😭😭😭

B ⛤

@buhlesrevenge

20 days

did anyone else go through that phase where they watched Cake Boss religiously ? 😭

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24 days

I told my mom I had weird dreams last night and she said it’s because my LED lights were red

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3 months

Apps that pause your music when you open/use them get on my absolute last nerve.

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5 months

ALL I DO IS W- 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

Despachico

@_CHlCO

5 months

Hittin the club tonight, you DJ’s better not suck..

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1 year

- Unlimited WiFi - Having money to Uber/Bolt everywhere - Packed fridge - Both parents alive/present - Having a job

𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

1 year

What is a privilege that people act as if it isn't ???

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3 months

Easily the best caption I’ve ever read. Wow man 🤌🏾

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1 year

y’all don’t understand

𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

1 year

Define “Peak mobile phone game”

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1 year

okay but guess who’s waking up the next day 👀

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6 months

“Disconnect cable from charger and iPhone. Unplug charger and allow all connectors to dry. This may take several hours.”

Alqualine the Nduna ☁️

@Nduna__

6 months

How do I fix this?

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1 year

Realising. By far. Do you know the pain of waking up at night because now the math is mathing? 😭

Luthando👩🏽‍💻

@luuthandor

1 year

What hurts most? Realizing or finding out?

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1 year

some of us were actually planned hey, we’re allowed to depend on our parents until we feel financially independent enough to stop

A.K.A🤡

@kayzywizzzy

1 year

At age 22, you should not be collecting money from your parents anymore

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2 years

pls if you don’t recognise this, you’re too young for me 😭

Oded Rechavi

@OdedRechavi

2 years

Tenure

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7 months

IN THE NAME OF JESUSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

Carol M

@CarolMohomane

7 months

😁

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7 months

HOW DO YOU BURN BOILED EGGS???!!!!!!! 😭😭😭

Manizo 🇰🇪

@dearkhomotjo

7 months

Let’s feast 🥹

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1 year

Y’all are not used to present fathers and it shows.

𝟲𝗶𝘅𓅓

@six_papi

1 year

This is bad parenting, you can't be raising a king like this

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8 months

Seeing your siblings flourish and excel 🥹❤️

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8 months

Do you know how much of a problem you have to be for an ENTIRE CONTINENT to celebrate your loss?? 😭😭😭

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1 year

not making it, not being able to get my life together 🥲

Chioma ❁

@bzingers

1 year

43. What are you most afraid of??

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11 months

so my mom bought a new wig or weave or whatever it is 😭 tell me why she burst into my room, stood by the door, did a couple spins then walked out without saying a single word to me 😭😭😭

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2 years

I deeply envy young adults who have their lives together. Beautiful apartment, good job, nice car, mjolo just thriving, must be nice. I really really just wanna skip to the part where I’ve got my life together and my mental health is completely okay 🥺🥺🥺

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1 year

changing direction when walking at the mall 😭

𝐒𝖍𝖆𝐤𝖆 𝐙𝖚𝖑𝖚

@_shwabade_

1 year

What feel’s embarrassing but actually isn’t ?

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2 months

bro i love sitcoms with everything in me 🥹 they’re short, funny, 24 episodes per season, usually 8 to 9 seasons, great for watching before bed, theyre perfect 🥺🤌🏾

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1 year

so, last night my dad told my mom that he’s coming to visit today. She has beeeen running up and down all day preparing. She bought his favourite snacks, defrosting stuff to cook his favourite meal, rn she’s out getting her nails done 😂 23yrs in & she’s still a gone girlie 🤭❤️

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1 year

Imagine sending your CV and the company replies with a “😭😭😭”

Pop Base

@PopBase

1 year

Gmail is reportedly working on emoji reactions for emails.

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1 year

not making it bruh, never getting my life together 💔

Darrell ⌖

@IGpapiedrey

1 year

what’s your biggest fear?

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1 year

“I turn Offset on” 😭😭😭

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1 year

He had a body made out of the strongest substance in the universe and he had an INFINITY STONE on his forehead but he caught hands literally the entire movie 😕

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9 months

Me: “👀👍🏾?” Them: “👍🏾”

☔

@Whotfismick

9 months

Me making sure none of my friends feel left out:

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1 year

I hate how when my mom doesn’t come back home on time, my brain starts playing car crash scenarios 😭😭😭

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7 months

Born too soon 💔💔💔

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1 year

Studying using past papers is the best way to study, by faaaarr

𝔸𝕟𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕪 ℕ𝕠𝕥 𝕁𝕠𝕤𝕙𝕦𝕒👾

@anthonystilldey

1 year

What Academic Opinion would have you like this?

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3 months

@KatNcala The countdowns??? 😭😭😭

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2 years

I don’t think you’re the one being cheated on 😭😭😭

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2 years

being old enough to know family secrets is awful, just horrible. I HATE IT HERE!!!

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3 months

BREAKING NEWS: Local man discovers gloves

𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐳𝐢𝐧𝐡𝐨𝕏

@justthabangjoh

3 months

hear me out, we need socks but for hands okes!!

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5 months

My WhatsApp just turned green. I wanna vomit 😭😭💔💔💔

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2 months

She’ll be the first South African to win Miss Universe Nigeria 😭😭😭 NO DNA JUST RSA!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

BBC News Africa

@BBCAfrica

2 months

Chidimma Adetshina, the pageant hopeful who was forced to withdraw from Miss South Africa due to a nationality row, has accepted an invitation to participate in Miss Universe Nigeria.

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8 months

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@idkLxmy

8 months

real lover 101:

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11 months

This but for those senior citizens in parliament >>>>>>

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11 months

1000 Ways To Die, Takeshi’s Castle, Ninja Warrior, Poormans Bikini Beach 😭🥺 nah man that channel was way too goated

𝐇𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧 🇵🇸

@Bangzz_world

11 months

“Dad, tell me about Sony Max channel on DSTv”

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6 months

This is 30, whoever did these is so good at knotless braids yoh 🥺 also, unrelated, her lashes, are those 10D or?

J.

@glacier_heart

6 months

🥲 what colour is this, laydeez? pls help. 🥹

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9 months

God definitely sends all his freestyles to Australia 😭😭😭

Nature is Amazing ☘️

@AMAZlNGNATURE

9 months

Bit of love from a Western Argus Monitor in Australia 😂

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8 months

One day, you will receive your flowers 🥺

J🍩ey Bag 🍩f D🍩nuts 🍩

@joeybagovdonuts

8 months

which pen are you using?

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8 months

“Should’ve could’ve would’ve” MAKE ME SWEEAAAAAT 😭

BIG AYO🔰

@47kasz

8 months

Rema would have won a Grammy with Calm down tbh… Bigger song than water

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1 year

you can tell ukuthi isimo sesincono manje 🥺❤️ happy for him

Nokukhanya Thembane

@noksy_k

1 year

Remember this guy? Congratulations Dumisani Ngobese on another graduation 👨‍🎓 🎉

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2 years

Don’t cook me neh, but there’s absolutely no need for this. Nna I’d want my partner to wake up, eat, sleep & watch tv all day while I take care of her every need. There’s no need to overextend yourself unnecessarily & potentially put the baby in danger. But that’s just me

Lathan🎯

@RealLathan

2 years

POV of a human having zero excuses:

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2 months

BIGSAM 💯

@badghel_sam

2 months

What does GRWM stand for vele?

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3 years

So, I just got my birthday package from bae 😭🥺❤️ the theme of the gift was The 5 Senses. Each gift was based on each of the senses - A THREAD -

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1 year

Why can’t the British play chess? Because they don’t have a queen 😭😭😭

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1 year

guys I have a joke, wanna hear it? 😭😭😭

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8 months

The Nigeria vs Bafana Bafana game is going to break th TL 😭😭

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1 year

Cornflakes on the rocks? 😭😭😭

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1 month

NO DNA JUST RSA!!!!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥

Team South Africa

@OfficialTeamRSA

1 month

Wheelchair Tennis Victory! 🇿🇦 Alwande Sikhonsana delivers an impressive win in the first round, taking down Gustavo Silva with a score of 6-4, 7-5. What a way to kick off the competition! #TeamSA #Paralympics #ForMyCountry

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4 months

I wish votes were public so we could see everyone who voted for ANC sibashaye 🙁

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8 months

Yoh, so Oats might get discontinued? 😭😭💔

BIGBOSS

@minenhlebt

8 months

you guys are not hearing me! there are less than 4500 tigers left in the world!!! 😭

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1 year

In the name of JEEEEEEEEESUUUS 😭😭😭

Black Forum South Africa

@BlackForumSA

1 year

You in a taxi and this happens, what do you do?

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6 months

Born to say “Mine 🫶❤️” forced to say “Sorry I will delete” mxm shame man 💔💔

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2 years

VARSITY TIPS FOR 1st YEARS: - Go to class. Just go. I know it’s boring but trust me 😭 - O SKA JOLA LE MA COMRADE!!!! - Get along with your roommate - Don’t worry about “drip”. Trust me, no one cares - Have fun dawg. Go to parties and stuff, they’re a great way to make friends

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3 months

Nah bro I’m so damn old, I saw this and immediately thought of that old Cadbury ad 😭😭😭

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11 months

“Dad please send me R250” *sends R400*

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4 months

WOAH - 😭😭😭

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4 months

I’m bored, entertain me.

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1 year

Guess who woke up childless again 😌 being woken up by my alarm and not “papa ke kakile” >>>

Thobile Mametja

@_ThobileMametja

1 year

It’s weird bragging about not having kids.

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2 months

Naartjies are such a top tier fruit, they’re really up there with pineapples and watermelon 🥹

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9 months

I don’t think you guys understand 😭

Name can be blank

@preshbaby01

9 months

What traumatized you as a kid?

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7 months

I have year end fatigue and we’re only in March

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9 months

I love how this was phrased 😭🤌🏾

MDN NEWS

@MDNnewss

9 months

David Beckham meets Siya Kolisi..🔥🔥❤

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10 months

There’s no card that works harder than this one 😭😭😭

Nkosinathi Maduna.

@bhekisisa_1

10 months

Watching your groceries go from R2000,64 to R1648,40 at Checkers with the Xtra savings card.😭😭😭

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1 year

the rising stage, the speech, the confetti, the buildup to the song, the perfectly timed Amandla right before the beat drop 😭🔥 nah I’m sold

Pain and Able

@QMLMo

1 year

Yeah, Im feeling it.... #EFF10thAnnivesary

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2 years

one thing about living at home, it’s free so you’ll save money but you’ll pay ka mental health ya hao 🙂

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1 year

this is cuuuute 🥺 but kids are way too permanent for my liking 😭 you’ll be 80 years old with with a 55 year old stranger calling you Baba. Even after you pass on, it’s “Baba, ngikhanyisele indlela” yoh aowa 😭😭😭

Qadi

@Bigqadi

1 year

Some sweetness to brighten your day😊

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1 year

here 🙋🏾‍♂️

MISS KAY👑

@khethiii_m

1 year

Present father thread.🙋🏽‍♀️

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8 months

The most active dlozi we have 😭😭😭

AKA

@akaworldwide

5 years

I’m not really the sentimental type. As far as I’m concerned, tomorrow is Wednesday.

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3 months

They’re about to have HECTIC chest pains 😭😭😭

Tygers Access

@TygersAccess

3 months

Tyla is under negotiations to perform at the MTV VMAs 2024 in New York, September 10th.

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4 months

I’ve never ever seen anyone who hates iskolo like her yeses 😭😭😭

Musa Khawula

@Musa_Khawula

4 months

Thando Ngcobo launches her new career as a DJ.

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19 days

lmaoo no way y’all are mad oomf said she wants to get married before having a baby 😭😭😭

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6 months

GO BOKKE!!!!!! 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦

eNCA

@eNCA

6 months

South Africa ranks highest in mental health disorders

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1 year

What’s blue and not heavy? Light blue 😭

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1 year

guys I have another joke 😭

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4 months

Only real ones know this had a TV game 😭

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2 years

bro she put her head on that poor lady’s lap, then readjusted it all while laughing at her 😭😭😭

Prosper 𝕏

@qhamadlula_

2 years

This clip will always be funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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1 year

I hope this boy is asleep wherever he is 😭

Justcallmesaucy

@AyndaMthimkhulu

1 year

The Springboks haven’t even started playing but this is how I feel right now 😭

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6 months

you didn’t add a full stop.

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7 months

Finding South Africans in the comments of the most random videos on tiktok is HILARIOUS 😭😭😭😭

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8 months

He’ll never be HIM 😭

Globe Eye News

@GlobeEyeNews

8 months

South African Foreign Ministry: All countries must stop funding Israeli military operations.

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6 months

Americans are a different breed man, how’s being a criminal a flex?

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1 month

No Ultramel?? Cyril’s economy is nonsense 😭😭💔

Peché Africa 🇿🇦

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2 months

😁

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10 months

Bro I can’t scroll more than 5 times without seeing a tweet about a missing/kidnapped woman or child 💔 this country is a really scary place to live in yoh

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6 months

Lemme see your playlists