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@__UncleKeem

5 months

Master da moment. Da past is gone. The future is uncertain. But you can control da moment you in rn

Lil Rico ⑨

@IAmLilRico

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Advice to men UNDER 25 from MEN over 25 ?

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@__UncleKeem

6 years

When you switch to Trevor on GTA5 and he doin some weird shit

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@__UncleKeem

4 years

Imma just say “HANNN” as loud as I can and hope da gun jam

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@__UncleKeem

4 years

Bro why was they making slides outta barbecue pans???? That shit will never sit well with me.

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@__UncleKeem

6 years

Will smith told a mf “yo wassup baby hurry up and write to number down before ion want it no more” that’s a half court jumper right there 😭

Dee Holt 🍎🍟🍎❄️ ➏

@D_1andOnly_

6 years

Who had the best pickup game with women?

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@__UncleKeem

10 days

I was NOT expecting this video to take the turn that it did 😭

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@__UncleKeem

6 years

As soon as that nigga said “Yagadoo” I lost it lmfaooo😭😭

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@__UncleKeem

6 years

I really really came from nun and I never seen spaghetti in a ice cream bucket g. Not once.

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@__UncleKeem

4 years

“We just STILL.... we just still.”

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@__UncleKeem

6 years

Went to an HBCU. The professors was like this and that shit cold. Transferred to a PWI. Black professors exactly like this but x100 cuz he know how these school ain’t designed for people like us to succeed. Moral of the story: motivational black professors everywhere g lmao

HBCU Confessions

@HBCUfessions

6 years

The main difference between a HBCU and PWI is the encouragement your professors provide. Don’t @ us we don’t want to hear negativity today 🤗

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@__UncleKeem

4 years

What’s in the chamber ain’t a secret 🥱

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@__UncleKeem

4 years

@301cohzee He said:

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@__UncleKeem

8 years

He is the reason guns are made because who finna fight Luke Cage Jr over there?

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@__UncleKeem

4 years

@FelicioFanClub Imma keep it real with you, Ian never seen that. That’s a torture weapon from da French Revolution 💀💀

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@__UncleKeem

4 years

@Guytoven I’ve seen enough... START THE MUSIC

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@__UncleKeem

4 years

@jzoldyck_ Who da fuck just listen to French Montana willingly?😭

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@__UncleKeem

1 year

Nigga these da same NBs dat would’ve got a mf fried sumn serious when I was a youngin lmaooo

KAY BRADY

@LorKB4

1 year

New balance been on some shit lately I need em !😍😍

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@__UncleKeem

5 years

I hate how when I think “wings” I think of full ass wings g. Chicago really a bad place to be born for food we spoiled😂😂

Solo Dolo🚶🏾‍♂️

@iKidQuent

5 years

Idc ATL wings shits on your city’s wings 🤷🏾‍♂️💯

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@__UncleKeem

9 years

Y'all fail to realize this tho http://t.co/ok5TxLylu3

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@__UncleKeem

4 years

Buddy snapped but y’all gotta stop callin everything hood just cuz it’s a black man doin it💀

DJ Just Drew

@djjustdrew2

4 years

When we have the hood Winter Olympics its gonna be a wrap

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@__UncleKeem

6 years

Ten years dawg? We got fucking robbed of greatness.

SportsCenter

@SportsCenter

6 years

10 years ago today, @drose was taken No. 1 by the Chicago Bulls. In his third year, he became the youngest to ever win MVP.

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@__UncleKeem

8 years

I have never related to a video as much I do this one 💀💯

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@__UncleKeem

4 years

@mvlaad Nigga which streets you talkin bout 😭😭😭

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@__UncleKeem

3 months

Was scrolling too fast and thought that mf was sitting between two pizza puffs. Da Chicagoan in me was finna start howling like a lonely wolf 😭

Queen of the Big Backs

@MsBigBack

3 months

Have you tried a beignet burger?

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@__UncleKeem

3 years

Mfs be fuckin in dem CarMax cars on break. I know cuz I did it.

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@UberFacts

3 years

What company secrets can you reveal, now that you don’t work for the company anymore? 💭

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@__UncleKeem

4 years

@xnianzax @_DopeLolo Had to be💀💀💀 that mf been slow cookin children since da 1950s

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@__UncleKeem

8 years

Mfs was in #ChiGala lookin like my mans right here

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@__UncleKeem

1 year

Renting out sports cars for literal children never was a smart idea nbs

king aries ♈️

@whoislos__

1 year

The day after Prom in Broward 🥴

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@__UncleKeem

2 years

They said y’all out there holding niggas down to da concrete with no shirt on. I think we should take his advice seriously, guys.

🆓💲🅿️

@imajuggaddict

2 years

if you from outta town coming to AZ for the Super Bowl pls don’t be a dummy and think shit sweet out here you will get robbed anywhere in the city be safe out here and just stay in yo lane and have fun..

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@__UncleKeem

4 years

You a wild mf for defending Arby’s at 6:45 AM EST

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@__UncleKeem

6 years

I’m just sayin mfs could’ve left the spaghetti in the pot.

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@__UncleKeem

4 years

@SierraWritesYA @1ArtisticLady @tylerperry Tell yo mama I said hi since you don’t want us talkin to her directly🥴

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@__UncleKeem

4 years

If aintbody called you a niggle yet, allow me to introduce myself 😂💀

Latrell Floyd, MS, MPA

@talkswithtrell

4 years

People keep saying my Birthday Photoshoot reminds them of @TheWiggles 😭😂

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@__UncleKeem

1 year

Find him. He will lead da way.

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@__UncleKeem

6 years

When your Duo partner gets thirsted in fortnite

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@__UncleKeem

5 years

@abby_daoh @DojaCat Durex?? Get ready for the baby shower

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@__UncleKeem

6 years

Mood

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@__UncleKeem

3 years

Football is on. Be a man and have a spine for once.

BOGUS.

@WhereIsMeechie

3 years

EUPHORIA TIME!!!

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@__UncleKeem

3 years

I wish a nigga would wake me up out my airplane nap to tell me I fucked up music lmfaooooo I woulda been on a no fly list behind dat one FASHO😭

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@__UncleKeem

5 years

@Alwayzjosiee

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@__UncleKeem

4 years

“Pullup and air it out” — 21 Savage

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@__UncleKeem

5 years

Shake skittles in her hand before she eat them. This shit hit closer to home than y’all know 💀💀💀

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@VictorPopeJr

5 years

whats something yo girl could start doing that would make u think she mustve picked it up from another nigga?

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@__UncleKeem

5 years

@hotgirlturtle @writhewill Well then..

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@__UncleKeem

11 months

Precisely. glad you understand lmao

whatever ✨forever

@sheswinning365

11 months

Y’all spend money on weed and alcohol but paying for Twitter is where you draw the line 🙄

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@__UncleKeem

4 years

When you pearl da wood:

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@__UncleKeem

3 years

If you ever hit at a casino tip da security and not da slot attendant. They make more than security, don’t do shit, don’t split tips, and without security you can’t even get da bread cuz they gotta sign off on it.

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@UberFacts

3 years

What company secrets can you reveal, now that you don’t work for the company anymore? 💭

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@__UncleKeem

3 years

I dead ass go through so much physical pain on a daily dat I really just might shoot you if you play with me like dat v

First Class 🏁

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@__UncleKeem

5 years

When Captain America woke up and heard Nick Fury giving out commands

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@__UncleKeem

3 years

Ion wanna be dramatic or nun like dat but I woulda threw up on dat bitch

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@VictorPopeJr

3 years

I told this girl I ain’t never been cheated on and she said “oh you ain’t never been humbled?” . Stay single fellas

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@__UncleKeem

4 years

@Blake_Golden71 Gotta leave some shit up to faith 💀

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@__UncleKeem

4 years

I wanted to join in one time 🌚

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@__UncleKeem

5 years

Gotta put that mf in da freezer trust me it work

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@VictorPopeJr

5 years

Nothing worse than telling ya girl u aint been on the game all day so she check to see if the ps4 warm and that mf is blazing.

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@__UncleKeem

8 years

LMFAOOOOOO PLEASE WATCH THIS

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@__UncleKeem

3 years

Shit hit different for a loyal nigga like me cuz not only did I cut da hoes off, I was talkin shit on da way out 😭😭😭

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@VictorPopeJr

3 years

Breaks up not even that bad. It’s just the fact that u coming back on the scene with no hoes. Like u cut off ya team and back to ground zero.

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@__UncleKeem

5 years

Imagine goin to get a lil check up, going to grab some food, den going to the strip joint and seeing the same person there each time lmfaoooo that’ll scare the hell outta me

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@__UncleKeem

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@MAXWELL94686641 Imagine being a 5’11 interior D lineman. Used to have to get thru 2 big mfs just to hit another big mf every single down💀💀💀💀

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@__UncleKeem

6 years

merch you married to wayne?

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@KimKardashian

6 years

@drake Never threaten my husband or our family. He paved the way for there to be a Drake.

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@__UncleKeem

8 years

This shit still funny 💀💀

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@__UncleKeem

2 years

Buddy with dem sunglasses is off da NANIGANS 😭

Warriors on NBCS

@NBCSWarriors

2 years

GP2 is sitting next to Bob Myers and Mike Dunleavy Jr. 👀

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@__UncleKeem

5 years

Nobody: Eddy Gordo off Tekken:

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@__UncleKeem

3 years

And you ain’t in jail??????? Boa y’all niggas is MATURE 😭

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@FUCKB0ITIM

3 years

My ex used to have me smoking with niggas she cheated on me with.

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@__UncleKeem

5 years

Whenever I look up K Camp always doin some shit and it’s always the right shit to do 💀

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@kcamp

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Thank you Jalaiah and Skylar for helping make lottery the BIGGEST song in the world. Tell the blogs eat it up!

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@__UncleKeem

6 years

If this the tweet that put me back in twitter stardom I won’t even be mad lmfao

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@__UncleKeem

6 years

@ItsJaLisa Some of the biggest plugs I got was from black people in a white surrounding. Mfs gotta stop thinking backwards

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@__UncleKeem

7 years

This is 87th Theater. In Chatham G. I'm cryin.

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@__UncleKeem

3 years

Dat Lil ass butt got y’all sayin anything 😭😭😭

Wizard Kelly

@Kevo_Retro

3 years

Can we give the hot banana pudding a chance first?

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@__UncleKeem

6 years

Bro LMFAOOO what the fuck was donnie on

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@__UncleKeem

6 years

on my mama these Kids aint even havin block parties no more its sick

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@BigKdawg095

6 years

Who else miss the old Chicago 😩

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@__UncleKeem

4 years

@jzoldyck_ 😭😭😭😭 nigga better pull a Teddy Riley and wiggle that Ethernet cord

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@__UncleKeem

3 years

Dat Lil pussy ain’t hittin for shit if I GOTTA march innat thang for a whole episode of Seinfeld😭

FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸

@spicyhabibtii

3 years

a guy fuckin for 30 min straight is supposed to be impressive or?

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@__UncleKeem

5 years

@TheHoopCentral

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@__UncleKeem

4 years

One thing Chicago gone do is be Illinois.

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@__UncleKeem

7 years

On another episode of "hood niggas are the best athletes"

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@__UncleKeem

7 years

Bro do you know how pissed I'd be if somebody drove over me?😂

UNILAD

@UNILAD

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Road rage and traffic jams are a thing of the past with this car 😄🙌 ( @hum )

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@__UncleKeem

5 years

@hotgirlturtle @writhewill God damn how strong are you?😭😭😭

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@__UncleKeem

1 year

Hammurabi 🇬🇭

@gilbertura_

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Can’t believe KD still doesn’t have a 60 point game cuz he’s an efficiency whore

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@__UncleKeem

3 years

Chicago got da best Mexicans besides Mexico stop fuckin playin with my patnas

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@ReganDakota

3 years

Look….Texas is superior across the board. I know Chicago doesn’t have the Mexican food I’m looking for so don’t even try to say that lmfao

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@__UncleKeem

7 years

@T_Gray13 @AdoreeKnows Don't sleep

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@__UncleKeem

7 years

Big Play Kay Even onna sticks #PS4share

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@__UncleKeem

8 years

This man Finna run so many full Gassers it ain't even funny 💀💀💀

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@__UncleKeem

3 years

Why would I pay to sit in da crowd when I can pay to get in da game 😭

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@__UncleKeem

3 years

Bro he better throw dat NBA career away and get dat bitch knocked off. Some shit bigger than basketball.

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@__UncleKeem

5 years

Fetty Wap got 24Hrs to respond

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4 years

@LoSoluno YO LMFAOOOOOOO

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@__UncleKeem

8 years

The positive football playing dude back 😂

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@__UncleKeem

8 years

When that pre workout kick in

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@__UncleKeem

6 years

rollin up in the car & 12 pull up

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@__UncleKeem

1 year

“The shadows betray you because they belong to me.”

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@__UncleKeem

3 years

Lil baby I am from Chicago I call my granny gang😭

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@__UncleKeem

8 years

Make her a peanut butter and plan B sandwich

HBCU Confessions

@HBCUfessions

8 years

You try to pull out and she does this ... What do you do?? #QTNA #Meninist

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@__UncleKeem

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@67shero I done did it all butter tubs cookie containers I done ate cereal outta a small ice cream bucket but I ain’t never seen spaghetti in one of them hoes lmfaoo

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@__UncleKeem

5 years

Drop that CPS ID number or you not from the crib 😂

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@__UncleKeem

6 years

Nigga yes lmao. Fuck I’m paying triple for? The company? The ambiance? I ain’t eat that 😂

The Mercurial Villain

@_BonnieBadAss

6 years

@RemyNOchaser @IndiaAlmighty So if 15 people go out to dinner and the check is $700.. you really gonna be the crab saying “but my chicken tender meal was only $15” instead of paying $46 like everyone else?

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@__UncleKeem

2 years

There seems to be one singular constant control in these scientific experiments.

MS.JAZZY

@MsJazzybelle

2 years

I’ve dated men 27-35 and 35-45….baby there is NO DIFFERENCE in the fuckary.

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@__UncleKeem

4 years

Interesting.

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@__UncleKeem

3 years

Michael Cera. At least not an aggressive racist.

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@VictorPopeJr

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who a white actor yall feel like would do a bad job at playing a racist? I feel like Kevin James or Hugh Laurie

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@__UncleKeem

3 years

Laughing uncontrollably

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@TreasureAlexia

3 years

What's your favourite form of intimacy? For me I love a great long hug

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@__UncleKeem

1 year

These da white man lawn mower mfs. White grill master 3000s

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@__UncleKeem

5 years

Imma be in this bitch ugly crying like Tyrese

Sani Arnesto

@Hassan_TooSmoov

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Ofn ima cry like a baby.

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@__UncleKeem

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If you wanna see educated rage tweets about the Chicago ears from a former D1AA-D2-D3 5’11 Defensive Lineman this season… Congratulations, you’ve made it to da promise land😂

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@__UncleKeem

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Seeing one of yo patnas turn into da forex niggas damn near feel like seeing da nigga do crack or sumn. Cant even save my boy he already gone to hell 😭

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