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@__Mamass__

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Young & Unlucky ⚡️ΩΨΦ⚡️ #UFONYC Assistant to @SharifDKing

The road to success...
Joined April 2010
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My son was scooping this jawn at this brunch and her man walks in she says 'Walk away my boyfriend coming' the nigga walks in & PROPOSES
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Lebron ain’t even flex yet .. Wait till Adam Silver let him cop an NBA team fresh off retirement
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😭😭😭 peep Diddy sons .. omg they was readyyyyy
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& no cafeteria table was ever the same
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When your friends finally show up and you 5 drinks in
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Steve Harvey : give me a name that starts with the letter H Black Family on Family Fued: JOSE! Me at home:
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This jacket is so odeee smh
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@Top_Xth You see the vision
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I’m from NY where if my fit ain’t right im not goin
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What’s best for you ain’t selfish .. read that again
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Let’s not forget this lovely gem
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This needs to be put on Netflix
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They broke into a government building & are alive .. meanwhile a brother can’t go for a run
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Fellas .. clean ya nails son women be looking at that ... trust me
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You’d be surprised who you motivate.. keep going
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The ‘yuuupppp’ & ‘come heeeerrree’ era of Trey Songz are unmatched
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🤣 nah no way someone said this on live TV
@pinatafarms
Piñata Farms: The Meme App
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Dillon Brooks heading to the locker room
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‘No more oxtail’ Me:
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Frames by Wizkid been playing in my head all day .
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Not gonna hold you .. this shit mentally draining . Waking up daily & finding out another person was bodied by Police
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Don’t come in here with all that clown shit Me:
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It was after this Game winner KD said yea I’m out ..
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What’s your favorite Steph moment? Peep ‘The Best of #AllTheSmoke with Steph Curry’ tonight at 11:30pm/10:30c on Showtime! @shobasketball #ad
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Kawhi is a good sport
@E_Woodyard
Eric Woodyard
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Raptors’ Kawhi Leonard says he’s unfazed at how folks reacted to his laugh on media day. Says he doesn’t follow social media or stories so he doesn’t know what people think. “It’s not surprising when you’re at this high of a caliber player,” Leonard said.
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@_D1POP story rn >>>>
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Possibly the best R&B album made & fools on here say trapsoul better 😒
@BonnetsDurags
Pillow Talk Podcast
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15 Years ago Usher dropped his classic album, Confessions.
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‘HILARY BANKS! WILL YOU MAAARYYYY .......’
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"so im pussy?"
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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Pat Bev watching the Clippers get knocked out the playoffs
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Breh 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 omg
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Still have no clue how my parents or any other parents managed to raise kids on these atrocious salaries & pay all them bills .. I be tired by my damn self
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Lori Harvey must have all the infinity stones
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So remember that trash known as hookah.. they’ve linked carbon monoxide poisoning to smoking it.. be safe tho
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With schools being shut down I do feel for the kids that use school to get away from the daily nonsense they deal with at home
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@DuragSlim @XLtheScholar lol y’all haven’t seen the Aces then
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Shiggy got the whole world doing this shit ..
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Dawg after this video I was like yea son is jokes
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Karma saved Marvin #raisingkanan
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Bro .. 😭😭🤣🤣🤣 that’s my time . Y’all be safe
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Get him pregnant
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Make sure y’all spin the Bronx Legend Luther Vandross at some point today for his 70th bday
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Yall know how CRAZY the first #DussePalooza in NYC gonna be .. my lord
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😢😢 dawg he was on the best XXL freshman class cover wtf
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The man @RobWalks_ himself at work
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When she make eye contact for y’all to take a quick walk 😂😂😂😂
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9am in Dallas 5am in Toronto 4pm in Calabasas 6pm In New York 7pm on Bridle Path
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@BBCWorld
BBC News (World)
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Vybz Kartel: Jamaica dancehall star's murder conviction overturned
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To those in dark places because of work, family, this pandemic or just down on your luck & not showing it .. keep fighting I’m praying for you
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Goofy niggas It’s our summer y’all
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Interesting discovery today
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When you tell her spoiled ass no
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For the love of God, Allah, Buddha, The sedimentary rock ppl, STOP redoing classics
@icespicee_
ice spice ☆
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Gimmie A Light!!!!!!!! 💨 FRIDAY 🦋
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A calm 500,000 deposit in my account would slap right now
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I wish G-Unit was still cool with each other ..
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This lady is special y’all like literally a national treasure my goodness
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Want the world to know I beat depression cuz my friends wouldn’t let me be by myself ... & my friends you always see me with from Finewine & Lit Gang 😢 I love y’all more than life itself
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My entire hood being involved in my barber’s quest to get his bachelors degree is my favorite moment of 2022 thus far
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🤣🤣🤣🤣 nigga stood up like nah hold on
Hov reaction to hearing the dirt off your shoulder instrumental is forever a mood 🤣
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Y’all really let India Love make music ?
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No Church in the Wild is still unbelievably fire .. wow
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I’ve been laughing for the last 10 mins ..
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James St. Patrick really won the power universe.. bro told Tasha ‘Have some respect, I just lost the love of my life’ THEN the letter to Tariq 😭😭😭 son
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I wore a grey suit today and niggas at work is calling me Aaron Wallace .... I want to fight
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hey guys ... Remember the gentleman that said the flu shot was some bullshit ..look
@AP
The Associated Press
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BREAKING: Police: Body of CDC employee reported missing more than 6 weeks ago found in Atlanta river.
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One of the managers at work tested positive for the shit & they never told us now they want to designate days for us to come into the office. Me: y’all can ..
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It won’t stop 😭
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This scene was soooo offensive yet hilarious 🤣🤣
@nottodayyoubum
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What’s the funniest scene from Rush Hour?
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Every person I had a weird feeling about I was right about 🤣🤣 it never fails
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Lemme go RSVP
@NoFreeBands
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Typical Sunday at Woodland lmao
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Play blessed by WizKid & Damian Marley today
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Who’s the music coordinator? Y’all do an amazing fucking job #INSECUREHBO
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Let me tell about this thing called pledging ….
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Friendly reminder .. stop downing yourself & shit on these niggas
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I need like 8 mental health days at this point
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whatsapp is def immigrant twitter
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This era of music was flames smh
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Says
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yo is it “rock paper scissors says shoot” or “rock paper scissor shoot” ?
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Bluetooth vibrator dates all summer y’all find you a jawn
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Teddy looking like Nick Cannon in drumline when they found out he couldn't read music smh
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I just want G-Unit vs Dipset
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If your girl at Haywire ... focus on yourself big bro
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July 4th is on a weds this year. How are your jobs processing this? cuz I feel like we should be off the entire week even though idfw america
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I’ll snuff that nigga
@thisisinsider
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Meet Malia Obama's Harvard boyfriend, a prep school graduate rugby player who reportedly aspires to be a banker
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Whole time you tryna fix the shambles that is your life
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Is the world small or am I just mixxy? 🤔
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Only request I have from y’all tonight is don’t drink & drive son there’s so many outlets to get home now . Have all the fun in the world but don’t be that fool that thinks they can drive
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When you aren’t your best self you can’t help anyone else .
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Plan B on door dash is nuts
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True love by Wizkid is really flawless
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I understand this guy more & more daily
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Kawhi looking at a home screen to avoid human interaction is the most relatable thing ever
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Best thing I've heard today was 'They only love you when you mixxy' .. remember that my beautiful ppl
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The overcoat >>>
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Day by Day im becoming more thankful I have a job .. these layoffs is nuts but I understand both sides
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