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@__DSimone

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Degreed x3 & educated but Twitter is where I draw the line. Here for giggles🤭

Joined November 2010
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@__DSimone
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6 years
Today my pastor said, “Unforgiveness turns you into the person you’re not forgiving. You can’t genuinely be happy without forgiveness in your heart.” I felt that.
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@__DSimone
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7 years
Please look at my moms ugly Chrisy sweater 😭
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@__DSimone
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5 years
Honey bun 🍯
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@__DSimone
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5 years
B* I graduated, call me big fish!
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@__DSimone
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4 years
We over here dying at y’all 🤣 my man has more shoes & they def not team J’s.. but y’all funny af 😭
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@__DSimone
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5 years
You gone bbq or mildew?
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@__DSimone
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10 years
😂 they wrong for doing this to Ms. D !
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@__DSimone
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5 years
Untouchable, but you feel this
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@__DSimone
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6 years
🐍
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@__DSimone
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6 years
Bad b*, she graduated from Ole Miss 🥵🎉 #FreeMeFromUndergrad #freemydegree
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@__DSimone
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6 years
Hotty fucking toddy from me and my new sugar daddy 😛❤️💙
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@__DSimone
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5 years
Because it’s Wednesday and everyone is making me feel cute on IG💕💕
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@__DSimone
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5 years
Today years old
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I Like Apple Juice‼️🍎🥤
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SERIOUS QUESTION‼ How old were you when you found out the lines at the bottom of the freezer was made to stand the Meat trays up?🤔
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@__DSimone
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7 years
Twitter sun today >
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@__DSimone
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6 years
Can you focus on me? I just wanted to post them for myself 😅
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@__DSimone
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7 years
Had to join this wave #FineFemalesInMilitary
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@__DSimone
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4 years
Natural, actual, factual, naps & shit
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@__DSimone
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6 years
Here’s to 22 🥂🥳
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@__DSimone
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5 years
I’m a hot girl, so I make these niggas sweat🥵
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@__DSimone
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5 years
Now to see you at 23, all I say is... #ScorpioSzn #JordanYear Same caption & pictures from IG, but who cares 🤷🏽‍♀️
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@__DSimone
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6 years
Why you never call me? #BeatBama
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@__DSimone
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6 years
Ya girl finally get to wear her stripe! 🎉💁🏽‍♀️ Thankful for my family. #seniorairman
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@__DSimone
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6 years
Hot shit
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@__DSimone
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7 years
Give me a run for my money
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@__DSimone
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5 years
YOOOOO, they wilding at Walmart on 18 🤣🤣
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@__DSimone
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6 years
Okay, I didn’t expect this to boom like this but when the sermon is posted, I’ll add it. YALL THE SERMON IS LIFE!!! It’s on how to treat difficult people that come into your life. (3 different kinds: Needy, Harmful & the Unwise)
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@__DSimone
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4 years
Yeah, they cool but they ain’t nothing like this
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@__DSimone
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7 years
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7 years
Yeah, y'all wilding now.
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Jada Anissa Teague
7 years
of KORS i'll go to prom with you!! 🤑❤️
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@__DSimone
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5 years
Seasoned.. but im salt free
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@__DSimone
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6 years
I had options, couldn’t wait on you!🤷🏽‍♀️
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@__DSimone
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5 years
Better late than never 🥵
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@__DSimone
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4 years
It’s the body for me 👀
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@__DSimone
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6 years
As long as she’s hot they gone sweat her 🔥
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@__DSimone
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5 years
I guess I’ll leave this here too 🙃
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@__DSimone
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7 years
21 Today ✨🥂 Happy birthday to me!
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7 years
SundayFunday💛
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@__DSimone
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4 years
Friday the 13th 😈🎂 #KobeYear
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@__DSimone
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5 years
Everyone meet Spice! 🥵
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@__DSimone
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6 years
I would write something catchy but I already got his attention
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@__DSimone
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5 years
No artist, but I draw a lot of attention 💋 #IGsawitfirst
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@__DSimone
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4 years
@SippTalk Oh, I thought a ugly nigga said some
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@__DSimone
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3 years
Fake laughing at work is exhausting.. please leave me alone.
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@__DSimone
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7 years
But can y’all find my husband while y’all at it? Or I’m reaching? 😂
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@__DSimone
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4 years
I’m the only female Air National Guard recruiter in Mississippi.. wow.
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@__DSimone
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6 years
If you don't see the principle behind something that bothered me, I can't fwy.
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5 years
W/ your natural hair & your soft skin ✨
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@__DSimone
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5 months
Master of Health Administration ✅ Master of Business Administration ✅ #GeauxTigers #LSUGrad #Degreedx3
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@__DSimone
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5 years
I really just want to thank God for allowing me to see another day. I literally felt like my life flashed before my eyes last night. I’m lucky to have made it out of my accident unharmed! 🙌🏽
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@__DSimone
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4 years
Train yourself to think positive and positive things will happen to you
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@__DSimone
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6 years
F*ck it up buttercup
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6 years
Chick-fil-A is the only line that could be wrapped around the building & I'm still going to sit in line 😂
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5 years
Call me when you get this..
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@__DSimone
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5 years
You miss that old thang, I can tell
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@__DSimone
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7 years
I would write something catchy but I already have his attention
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@__DSimone
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5 years
Just got accepted into my first masters program! 🥳
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@__DSimone
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6 years
“miSsIsSiPpI StAtE wOuLd NeVeR”
@almightyzuwop
jets 6-10 ✈️ timberwolves 24-7 🐺
6 years
y’all know how to piss some people off.
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5 years
Dipped them in the mashed potatoes w/ a roll.. bussin
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@__DSimone
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6 years
Sooo, I finally got someone to send me a picture of my brother’s billboard and I feel like this is the coolest thing ever!😭❤️ I’m excited like it’s me.
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@__DSimone
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5 years
Please me, baby
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@__DSimone
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6 years
Cinco De Mayo w/ my madre 🍻 Twitter sun popping 😝
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@__DSimone
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4 years
Hottest out but you already knew that 🥵
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@__DSimone
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4 years
I’m still not understanding how you’re supposed to get a job after college if people are requiring experience... YOU’RE THE EXPERIENCE I NEED!
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@__DSimone
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6 years
Here’s some haterade, get your thirst quenched 💦
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@__DSimone
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7 years
Fuck a snack! 👅
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7 years
Tell me I’m your new obsession
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@__DSimone
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6 years
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4 years
I’m a hot ebony, they gone click it if it’s me
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6 years
The sun loving me today 😚
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7 years
It’s too early for the sun to be fwm like this 😍
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@__DSimone
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6 years
Last undergrad football game 😭❤️💙 #Rebs
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@__DSimone
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8 years
Praying for another successful heart surgery. ❤️
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@__DSimone
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6 years
Put you in a win win situation and you still lost 💋
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@__DSimone
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4 years
Dropped these on IG & forgot to drop them here 💖
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3 years
Oh yeah, I mastered it yesterday! 🥳
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8 years
Am I too late for #olemissgirlsbreaktheinternet 🤔👑❤️💙
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5 years
Get your thirst quenched 💦
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@__DSimone
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5 years
I legit need to work on budgeting my money better.
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@__DSimone
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7 years
They welcomed me, I over stayed
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@__DSimone
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4 years
Coming in hot
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@__DSimone
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5 years
Aloha 🌴 The scenery here is amazing!😍
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7 years
My mom is the sweetest ❤️
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4 years
Outta any b*, I’m the hardest in the litter
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7 years
🍒
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@__DSimone
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3 years
I had to try the no cropping feature for myself 💕
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4 years
Taste like sugar but ain’t shit sweet
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@__DSimone
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4 years
Wig off. Wig on.
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@__DSimone
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6 years
Slim.. like your chances
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3 years
It’s all fun & games until i want to play too..
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4 years
In yo city
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@__DSimone
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3 years
You want to know what’s funnier than 24? 25🥳
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@__DSimone
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2 years
26 trips around the Sun🥳
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4 years
Videos always better
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@__DSimone
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7 years
Bringing all the Ho, Ho, Ho’s to the yard 🎄
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6 years
The snaps you can’t post >>
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@__DSimone
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6 years
🔝 sh*t
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7 years
Tell me something slick, so I️ can slide 😏
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