Stuart @__Bingo Twitter profile

Last Seen Profiles

@BudiarsoFe24991

@ArtsThelen

@SamnajT

@sbtwolf

@hero5314

@metaani2

@Ctuck_10

@wn000

@ill_isono

@neonrated

@BevanSimmi99695

@SusanM56766

@angham_voice

@Jamo32304164

@KellerRiley14

@angham_voice

@Hharu409

@stwmaniax

@VmaniakJ

@Loading7J

@miyucat0203

@Annukuu

@baldy983

@genteqvieneybah

@BinorRaja

@briixxie

@BridgetS57

@lostorostoday

@angham_voice

@bokeplokalmalam

@K75Hb

@_eduaardallima_

@crashykk

@badzpowazna

@divz_i_am

Stuart

@__Bingo

3 years

Let’s be honest here, if you’re still backing the Tories at this point you’re not arsed whether your parents are safe, you don’t care about your children’s future and you enjoy giving your money away to Matt Hancock’s landlord. You’ve gone. Absolutely gone.

34

446

3K

Stuart

@__Bingo

3 years

If you’re in a fight though, this is the lad you want in your corner.

Football Daily

@footballdaily

3 years

🗣 "Staff will lose their jobs which is heartbreaking. They've got mortgages, bills to pay, it's horrendous and I will do everything I can to help the staff" Wayne Rooney's emotional post-match interview following Derby County's win after a difficult 24 hours for the club

70

532

5K

8

141

2K

Stuart

@__Bingo

8 years

Lovely photo. Martial hugging Schweinsteiger and Rui Faria giving Rooney a hobnob. Welling up here.

25

927

1K

Stuart

@__Bingo

3 years

These leaks are embarrassing

41

21

902

Stuart

@__Bingo

6 years

Lad at work has just had his hair appointment cancelled, because his City supporting barber discolated his shoulder last night celebrating ‘the winner’. 😶

21

130

885

Stuart

@__Bingo

2 years

Rebecca claimed back £3 for a highlighter pen on the 18/01/2022 as part of her overall claim of £170k. Condescending prick.

View Rebecca Pow's MPs' expenses at MPsExpenses.info

Conservative, Taunton Deane

www.mpsexpenses.info

Rebecca Pow

@pow_rebecca

2 years

My top Christmas #recycling tips Ironing old wrapping paper means you can re-use last year’s 🎁 More tips at #GreenChristmas @DefraGovUK

0

107

306

41

247

865

Stuart

@__Bingo

6 years

Gentle reminder that this is a captain of Manchester United Football Club. Not some dickhead who plays when he wants. Apologies for being a dinosaur. 🦖

Jay Motty

@JayMotty

6 years

United away at Arsenal later. #FlashbackFriday to the time Patrick Vieira ran off from Roy Keane down the tunnel. "Picking on Gary Neville. Pick on one of us." 😂

178

1K

4K

47

165

655

Stuart

@__Bingo

7 years

Rooney's right, we had dropped our standards. But under Mourinho we've got them back. And that's why he's now a squad player at Everton.

16

416

610

Stuart

@__Bingo

7 years

I get the feeling that we’re going to find out what car Rashford owns in the Daily Mail tomorrow.

10

278

597

Stuart

@__Bingo

5 years

With Lindelof injured, I’d quite like Ole to give Jones and Smalling a run in the side together and see what they can do.

46

102

538

Stuart

@__Bingo

5 years

@campbellclaret @BorisJohnson This is what happens when you have a number of ‘star’ journalists who appear to revel being in the middle of the drama, rather than pursuing answers to the real questions.

10

23

522

Stuart

@__Bingo

6 years

6

165

499

Stuart

@__Bingo

3 years

Bring Mourinho back then.

utdreport

@utdreport

3 years

The identity of the next #mufc manager will be one of the factors Paul Pogba will take into consideration before making a final decision on his future in the summer #mulive [sky]

367

187

4K

10

37

453

Stuart

@__Bingo

6 years

I’m sure that with better players around him he would definitely jump higher.

13

119

367

Stuart

@__Bingo

6 years

Mo Salah in the Champions League Final

2

53

380

Stuart

@__Bingo

1 year

The ‘De Gea saves that’ crew should consider watchinf the FA cup final back.

22

34

387

Stuart

@__Bingo

8 years

It’ll be reading next.

Britain Elects

@BritainElects

8 years

Counting has begun in Sunderland.

4

20

34

4

352

354

Stuart

@__Bingo

5 years

The Tories magicked a billion pounds out of the air the day after the election and gave it to some people who don’t believe in dinosaurs so that they stayed in power and no one batted an eyelid. I’m reluctantly beginning to think that people are just a bit thick nowadays.

3

100

352

Stuart

@__Bingo

5 years

I like Tom Partey, everybody does.

utdreport

@utdreport

5 years

Thomas Partey's agent is in negotiations with Premier League clubs. His release clause is €50m #mulive [cope]

62

219

2K

9

19

350

Stuart

@__Bingo

3 years

“Siri….show me a sex tourist”.

14

36

342

Stuart

@__Bingo

3 years

Big Ralf dismantling egos throughout the squad with ruthless German efficiency. Vorsprung durch Rangnick if you will.

6

27

336

Stuart

@__Bingo

9 years

I'm starting to think that Michael Owen's horse may have committed suicide.

9

384

297

Stuart

@__Bingo

6 years

That Van Persie signing was a bit too short term for me. I distinctly remember thinking that when we were parading the premier league trophy around Old Trafford.

11

108

307

Stuart

@__Bingo

2 years

Fair play to Paul Pogba, he’s managed to do the impossible and unite our fanbase.

7

25

316

Stuart

@__Bingo

3 years

Same.

Samuel Luckhurst

@samuelluckhurst

3 years

Rangnick says Lingard was vomiting during the game so couldn't come on. #mufc

380

273

6K

4

20

310

Stuart

@__Bingo

6 years

3

43

299

Stuart

@__Bingo

6 years

Announcing Martial’s contract renewal on deadline day, to gloss over the fact that we won’t be buying a new centre back again is peak Glazer. Lap it up boys.

15

76

251

Stuart

@__Bingo

5 years

Feel for Foden there, really unlucky to have picked up that 2nd yellow and will now miss the next 15 matches.

5

27

246

Stuart

@__Bingo

6 years

Does anyone know why the ex-Aston Villa winger Ashley Young is playing centre back for Manchester United Football Club?

12

52

230

Stuart

@__Bingo

5 years

It’d be nice if this odious little gimp got stick at Old Trafford too. He gets off far too easy. #GlazersOut

8

86

204

Stuart

@__Bingo

4 years

Just off to celebrate the treble again by setting fire to the town hall.

10

21

202

Stuart

@__Bingo

6 years

9

78

200

Stuart

@__Bingo

6 years

72000 spares for Reading in the cup lads. DM for details.

4

42

200

Stuart

@__Bingo

3 years

Gazza has arrived at Carrington with a fishing rod and some chicken. [MEN] #mulive

3

17

196

Stuart

@__Bingo

2 years

Dan Hodges advocating nationalisation of energy companies?

6

56

194

Stuart

@__Bingo

5 years

His best season! What a fucking dickhead. He’s been an absolute embarrassment to the club and I cannot wait for him to take his fucking fat mess of an agent to pollute another team. Prick.

utdreport

@utdreport

5 years

Video: Pogba admits it could be time for a new challenge elsewhere #mulive [ @TokyoCurrent ]

204

538

2K

17

32

168

Stuart

@__Bingo

5 years

@sistoney67 Really don’t think anyone’s that arsed pal.

0

3

159

Stuart

@__Bingo

4 years

On a positive note, we binned off Mourinho in order to keep Paul Pogba. Fucking morons.

9

17

168

Stuart

@__Bingo

3 years

I don’t think I’ve felt as close to the club as I do today for about 20 years.

2

6

171

Stuart

@__Bingo

4 years

Always the ones you’d least suspect.

0

34

166

Stuart

@__Bingo

5 years

Mad that other clubs don’t seem to pay £150k a week to players just to meet quotas. It’s almost as if this is nonsense.

Mark Ogden

@MarkOgden_

5 years

As for the angst about Jones, Smalling and Young getting new deals -- that's down to the need for English / home-grown players to meet PL quotas.

147

75

317

6

37

157

Stuart

@__Bingo

6 years

I think I actually preferred life under Van Gaal than Mourinho. The football was probably worse, but having an eccentric in charge rather than a narcissist was more fun.

13

20

146

Stuart

@__Bingo

5 years

Ah the classic ‘test the water’ brief from Woodward. Utterly shameless.

utdreport

@utdreport

5 years

There is a fear from inside #mufc that should Liverpool inflict a heavy defeat on United after the international break, the pressure created externally may be too hard to resist to sack Solskjær #mulive [bbc]

309

610

4K

4

30

153

Stuart

@__Bingo

2 years

Meanwhile in some parts of northern England they vote Tory and think the French are soft.

0

20

148

Stuart

@__Bingo

6 years

I ‘loved’ watching him being declared bankrupt over some unpaid kennel fees on ‘Can’t pay we’ll take it away’ last week.

4

28

129

Stuart

@__Bingo

6 years

Pogba could pop round to your houses on Xmas Day, piss on your turkey dinner, fart on your sleeping Grandma and some of you lot would still give him the benefit of the doubt. Deary me.

10

22

126

Stuart

@__Bingo

4 years

‘You’re listening to the boy from the big bad city...’

6

27

119

Stuart

@__Bingo

6 years

Like us, Real Madrid need a complete overhaul involving about 4/5 new players. Given we’re supposed to be similar sized clubs, let’s see how our summers differ and then work out if its the managers fault. Again.

10

28

118

Stuart

@__Bingo

9 months

Reckon Paul Ince has an eye on the job. And another off it.

4

13

137

Stuart

@__Bingo

6 years

BT Sport could do with bringing in someone a little less partisan than Jim Beglin on co-commentary for the return leg. Maybe Jimmy Tarbuck or the cast of ‘Bread’.

11

24

121

Stuart

@__Bingo

6 years

Mocking Fellaini, a lad who did his best for the club every time he played, whilst he’s actually leaving is some achievement, even for the cunts within our support. Hope it works out for him.

10

114

Stuart

@__Bingo

4 years

Swinton telling it like it is as per.

0

11

122

Stuart

@__Bingo

6 years

Imagine not wanting this man as your manager.

Sky Sports Premier League

@SkySportsPL

6 years

💥 Scenes at Stamford Bridge! 💥 Jose Mourinho says he has accepted an apology from @ChelseaFC assistant coach Marco Ianni, who sparked chaos in the dugout following Ross Barkley's last-minute equaliser! 😳 📲

127

673

2K

4

22

107

Stuart

@__Bingo

7 years

Turns out it wasn’t Dave’s fault again. That man is so unlucky.

Mail Sport

@MailSport

7 years

David Moyes: 'Antonio Conte would not have kept my Sunderland team up'

48

66

105

3

77

107

Stuart

@__Bingo

2 years

Bolton.

Sky News

@SkyNews

2 years

Following Boris Johnson's resignation as PM, @GregMilamSky spoke to three people in Bolton who voted for the Conservatives at the last election. Politics live:

2K

720

2K

16

5

116

Stuart

@__Bingo

5 years

Look, we’re pretty rubbish at the moment, but my word, having Zlatan play for us was an absolute joy. Proper footballer and a proper man this lad.

Sean Kearns

@SeanPaulKearns

5 years

Zlatan telling an LAFC coach to 'Go home, you little bitch' after scoring a hat-trick in a 3-2 win 🐐🐐🐐

123

3K

12K

4

101

Stuart

@__Bingo

3 years

It’s really odd that you were allowed to criticise Fergie after winning 30 trophies but one disagreement with Solskjaer’s continual mistakes and even normally sane lads shit their pants. He’s not your new puppy lads, he’s the manager of Manchester United Football Club.

9

29

98

Stuart

@__Bingo

6 years

I’ve got Norwegian Wood!

4

26

87

Stuart

@__Bingo

8 years

My word.

3

66

78

Stuart

@__Bingo

3 years

Solskjaer wouldn’t have brought himself or Sheringham on at the end of that 99 final and that’s the difference.

11

17

89

Stuart

@__Bingo

6 years

I see we’re fast approaching season ticket renewal time again.

Telegraph Football

@TeleFootball

6 years

EXCLUSIVE: Manchester United face £100m tug-of-war for Jadon Sancho with PSG | @TelegraphDucker

14

189

459

5

11

73

Stuart

@__Bingo

7 years

"Anyone remember Rola-Cola?"

2

22

75

Stuart

@__Bingo

3 years

Must have missed the bit where we were a highly drilled, geganpressing ultra modern footballing side before Ronaldo joined.

4

12

80

Stuart

@__Bingo

3 years

The Fred vs McTominay discussions are great btw, it’s like the Kleberson/Djemba-Djemba debate all over again. They’re both poor lads.

7

8

82

Stuart

@__Bingo

1 year

Given the reaction to a penalty that wasn’t given, you have to wonder how the club can think that bringing Greenwood back could be anything other than a complete disaster. The prick should have been binned months ago.

7

11

85

Stuart

@__Bingo

3 years

Bet they’re absolutely leathered.

Steven Swinford

@Steven_Swinford

3 years

Cabinet on covid restrictions is *still* going - now hit the two hour mark and counting

250

96

560

3

11

81

Stuart

@__Bingo

3 years

I genuinely think this squad could challenge for the title, even now, but you simply cannot do that without jumping off this nostalgia train we’re on.

5

13

73

Stuart

@__Bingo

6 years

It’ll be Mourinho having the last laugh when the club see the bill for 2.5 years of Babestation.

0

4

75

Stuart

@__Bingo

5 years

It would be absolutely peak Woodward to finally decide to give a manager time and then choose the least capable one of the four since Fergie retired.

7

22

67

Stuart

@__Bingo

2 years

utdreport

@utdreport

2 years

Sheikh Jassim's bid for #mufc is being made as a private individual and will therefore not be affected by the Premier League's recent statement on owners and directors of clubs [ @sistoney67 ]

41

203

3K

3

8

75

Stuart

@__Bingo

3 years

@AndyMitten Andy, we’re not fucking Arsenal. Come on. Embarrassing.

4

1

64

Stuart

@__Bingo

5 years

I’m getting good at these briefs from Ed & Neil.

2

16

68

Stuart

@__Bingo

1 year

United can sign Mount, Rice, Bellingham or Bat Man but if they have a keeper who routinely throws the ball in his net it doesn’t matter one bit.

7

3

70

Stuart

@__Bingo

7 years

@Hughavinalaf You’ve got me. I only decided that outlawing homosexuality, aiding the inhumane treatment of migrant workers and allowing marital rape was a bad idea when you lot bought Kevin De Bruyne. It just clicked 🙄

2

3

69

Stuart

@__Bingo

5 years

Starting to think that Sean Longstaff may not be the right person to return us to European greatness lads.

6

7

66

Stuart

@__Bingo

4 years

Can see Pogba finally start hitting a bit of form in the 2nd half of his testamonial, when they bring the Hollyoaks cast and YouTubers on.

utdreport

@utdreport

4 years

Solskjær: "In the next couple of years I’m sure we’ll get the best out of him [Pogba]." #mulive

562

577

10K

5

61

Stuart

@__Bingo

5 years

He’s back in Dubai now? He’d be more suited to presenting a travel show than being a professional footballer. The prick.

Man Utd Fans

@manutdnewsonly

5 years

Pogba and Memphis Depay linked up in Dubai #UtdTalk #United #ManUTD #ManchesterUnited

0

4

6

1

65

Stuart

@__Bingo

6 years

Watching Ed Woodward moaning on to a man who survived the Munich air crash and became a United legend will stay with me for quite some time. Fucking maggot.

9

4

63

Stuart

@__Bingo

6 years

Danny Murphy really is a prize cunt.

BBC Sport

@BBCSport

6 years

It's great to see him back in football. Steve Bruce sets the record straight.

640

2K

17K

3

5

63

Stuart

@__Bingo

3 years

Rangnick seems a great appointment but I’m concerned that some of our players don’t have the intellectual capacity to work a trouser press never mind the Gegenpress.

9

6

66

Stuart

@__Bingo

10 years

Glad we're not in for Daley Blind. He keeps tackling the opposition then passing the ball to a team mate. He'd never fit in at OT.

6

112

59

Stuart

@__Bingo

6 years

“My greatest challenge was knocking Liverpool off their fucking porch. You can print that.” Ole Gunnar Solskjær - July 2019.

utdreport

@utdreport

6 years

Solskjær will move into the house that Virgil van Dijk currently lives in, in the summer #mulive [guardian]

25

88

725

1

9

67

Stuart

@__Bingo

3 years

Big deal. Been watching De Gea do this for years.

Telegraph Sport

@TelegraphSport

3 years

Play in the Everton-Newcastle match has stopped after a protester has attached himself to a goalpost. Follow the latest here

0

1

3

0

8

63

Stuart

@__Bingo

4 years

Any update from Red Issue about the validity of the moon landing yet?

2

58

Stuart

@__Bingo

3 years

I reckon if someone managed to obtain Avi Glazer’s password we’d have them out of the club within the hour.

3

4

63

Stuart

@__Bingo

3 years

Probably still sat on the plane completing the holiday questionnaire.

Sky Sports News

@SkySportsNews

3 years

BREAKING: Harry Kane has not shown up for Tottenham training. He was due to return to Hotspur Way this morning following a short holiday.

1K

3K

25K

1

7

61

Stuart

@__Bingo

6 years

Sat next to a lad who’d come over from India for the game yesterday. He actually cried when we got the winner and proudly declared it was the greatest day of his life. What a fucking club.

1

11

56

Stuart

@__Bingo

4 years

Big day for Tory voters in Greater Manchester. You’ve just ensured a load of poor kids go hungry and half our pubs shut. Played lads.

2

9

56

Stuart

@__Bingo

5 years

@R_o_M Based on what I’ve seen over the last 8 years, I think you could well be onto something Scott.

1

0

57

Stuart

@__Bingo

8 years

Whilst I’m enjoying Pogba’s superb performance today I’m still concerned about the money we paid to his agent. Really takes the edge off it

10

58

60

Stuart

@__Bingo

6 years

Just heard Guardiola speaking out against human rights abuse on TalkSPORT. Next week it’s Alan Brazil on the importance of having a healthy lifestyle and Yoga.

1

9

57

Stuart

@__Bingo

6 years

Basically ‘The Greatest Title Race of all Time’ boils down to whether you prefer on field or off field cheating.

1

14

57

Stuart

@__Bingo

9 months

Be nice if United could start ruining people’s lives again just as they hit middle age in the same way we did with their childhoods.

0

5

62

Stuart

@__Bingo

6 years

@jamesrobsonES That must have been some 20 minutes last season James.

0

51

Stuart

@__Bingo

1 year

Thank fuck for that. Let’s leave the turning a blind eye to murderers, homophobes, misogynists and general scumbags to other cowards. Being United was never about that. Buzzing.

Rob Dawson

@RobDawsonESPN

1 year

Sheikh Jassim and his Qatari consortium have withdrawn from the process to buy Man United.

145

537

5K

4

7

57

Stuart

@__Bingo

5 years

There are still people who want Paul Pogba to stay at the club. The games up lads, you got it wrong. Again.

5

8

52

Stuart

@__Bingo

7 years

If your ‘support’ has jeered Fellaini at OT and booed LVG whilst he was actually collecting the FA cup, then you’re fair game for criticism.

3

24

51

Stuart

@__Bingo

4 years

Lads, can we knock this ‘Our year’ thing on the head please. You know who you sound like yes?

3

4

55

Stuart

@__Bingo

1 year

Bloke whose family are richer than the King, has never had a mortgage in his life and travels everywhere by helicopter understands things are difficult for us. 🙃

Rishi Sunak

@RishiSunak

1 year

I know things are difficult, but if we can hold our nerve I’m confident this plan will deliver. Tune in later today here on Twitter to hear why.

856

48

196

1

8

56

Stuart

@__Bingo

3 years

Fuck me. What a man.

utdreport

@utdreport

3 years

Rangnick: "The window is closed right now. Even in case, suppose he [Rashford] and his agents or his family at one stage of the summer think about maybe going to another club, well then he can do that - but in the summer. Now the window is closed." #mulive

236

803

9K

4

1

58