Let’s be honest here, if you’re still backing the Tories at this point you’re not arsed whether your parents are safe, you don’t care about your children’s future and you enjoy giving your money away to Matt Hancock’s landlord. You’ve gone. Absolutely gone.
🗣 "Staff will lose their jobs which is heartbreaking. They've got mortgages, bills to pay, it's horrendous and I will do everything I can to help the staff"
Wayne Rooney's emotional post-match interview following Derby County's win after a difficult 24 hours for the club
Lad at work has just had his hair appointment cancelled, because his City supporting barber discolated his shoulder last night celebrating ‘the winner’. 😶
Gentle reminder that this is a captain of Manchester United Football Club. Not some dickhead who plays when he wants. Apologies for being a dinosaur. 🦖
United away at Arsenal later.
#FlashbackFriday
to the time Patrick Vieira ran off from Roy Keane down the tunnel.
"Picking on Gary Neville. Pick on one of us." 😂
@campbellclaret
@BorisJohnson
This is what happens when you have a number of ‘star’ journalists who appear to revel being in the middle of the drama, rather than pursuing answers to the real questions.
The identity of the next
#mufc
manager will be one of the factors Paul Pogba will take into consideration before making a final decision on his future in the summer
#mulive
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The Tories magicked a billion pounds out of the air the day after the election and gave it to some people who don’t believe in dinosaurs so that they stayed in power and no one batted an eyelid. I’m reluctantly beginning to think that people are just a bit thick nowadays.
That Van Persie signing was a bit too short term for me. I distinctly remember thinking that when we were parading the premier league trophy around Old Trafford.
Announcing Martial’s contract renewal on deadline day, to gloss over the fact that we won’t be buying a new centre back again is peak Glazer. Lap it up boys.
His best season! What a fucking dickhead. He’s been an absolute embarrassment to the club and I cannot wait for him to take his fucking fat mess of an agent to pollute another team. Prick.
I think I actually preferred life under Van Gaal than Mourinho. The football was probably worse, but having an eccentric in charge rather than a narcissist was more fun.
There is a fear from inside
#mufc
that should Liverpool inflict a heavy defeat on United after the international break, the pressure created externally may be too hard to resist to sack Solskjær
#mulive
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Pogba could pop round to your houses on Xmas Day, piss on your turkey dinner, fart on your sleeping Grandma and some of you lot would still give him the benefit of the doubt. Deary me.
Like us, Real Madrid need a complete overhaul involving about 4/5 new players. Given we’re supposed to be similar sized clubs, let’s see how our summers differ and then work out if its the managers fault. Again.
BT Sport could do with bringing in someone a little less partisan than Jim Beglin on co-commentary for the return leg. Maybe Jimmy Tarbuck or the cast of ‘Bread’.
Mocking Fellaini, a lad who did his best for the club every time he played, whilst he’s actually leaving is some achievement, even for the cunts within our support. Hope it works out for him.
💥 Scenes at Stamford Bridge! 💥
Jose Mourinho says he has accepted an apology from
@ChelseaFC
assistant coach Marco Ianni, who sparked chaos in the dugout following Ross Barkley's last-minute equaliser! 😳
📲
Following Boris Johnson's resignation as PM,
@GregMilamSky
spoke to three people in Bolton who voted for the Conservatives at the last election.
Politics live:
It’s really odd that you were allowed to criticise Fergie after winning 30 trophies but one disagreement with Solskjaer’s continual mistakes and even normally sane lads shit their pants. He’s not your new puppy lads, he’s the manager of Manchester United Football Club.
Given the reaction to a penalty that wasn’t given, you have to wonder how the club can think that bringing Greenwood back could be anything other than a complete disaster. The prick should have been binned months ago.
Sheikh Jassim's bid for
#mufc
is being made as a private individual and will therefore not be affected by the Premier League's recent statement on owners and directors of clubs [
@sistoney67
]
@Hughavinalaf
You’ve got me. I only decided that outlawing homosexuality, aiding the inhumane treatment of migrant workers and allowing marital rape was a bad idea when you lot bought Kevin De Bruyne. It just clicked 🙄
Watching Ed Woodward moaning on to a man who survived the Munich air crash and became a United legend will stay with me for quite some time. Fucking maggot.
Rangnick seems a great appointment but I’m concerned that some of our players don’t have the intellectual capacity to work a trouser press never mind the Gegenpress.
Sat next to a lad who’d come over from India for the game yesterday. He actually cried when we got the winner and proudly declared it was the greatest day of his life. What a fucking club.
Just heard Guardiola speaking out against human rights abuse on TalkSPORT. Next week it’s Alan Brazil on the importance of having a healthy lifestyle and Yoga.
Thank fuck for that. Let’s leave the turning a blind eye to murderers, homophobes, misogynists and general scumbags to other cowards. Being United was never about that. Buzzing.
Bloke whose family are richer than the King, has never had a mortgage in his life and travels everywhere by helicopter understands things are difficult for us. 🙃
Rangnick: "The window is closed right now. Even in case, suppose he [Rashford] and his agents or his family at one stage of the summer think about maybe going to another club, well then he can do that - but in the summer. Now the window is closed."
#mulive