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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

7 months

In 5 years time, i want to be done chasing anything concerning this world, In sha Allah.

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

2 years

@SamuelOtigba This guy is a treasure, he should be protected at all cost, he went head to head with a lady and still won 🤣🤣.

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Umar_

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4 years

@Kinglamarr____ ❤️

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4 years

@shalomj_X ❤️

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Umar_

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5 years

@dadeen__ @i_am_Farouq 😁

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Umar_

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2 years

@fineboytunde_ Ifb ❤️

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

30 days

@ThatgirlLee__ He took the picture.

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

6 years

@femifactor who dey dia? Na me. You who? Me na. Ok i dey come😂

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

25 days

@shxtsngigs Ellis couldn’t believe his ears 😮‍💨😂😂😂

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

4 years

@AM_Saleeem @___FAREED @i_am_Farouq

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

5 years

@iam_YCEE @iamkissdaniel Do you know u could be jailed for being this dope😭😭... It was worth the wait🔥🔥🔥

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

14 days

@harrisonJNIOR Your students don full TL 😂😂😂

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

4 years

She's your wife, partner and soul mate. Don't treat her how you wouldn't want someone to treat me. Show me you can be a better Husband and Father than your own Father.

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@the_scholar1

4 years

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

4 years

@Adegboyeah @ChuksNoble4 @Olamideofficial Exactly 😂😂 all this things are staged!!!!

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

4 years

I grabbed her by the waist, her hands around on my chest, looked straight in her eyes, gave a naughty smile.... Got shocked by the naked wire by my bed 😭😭💔

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@capzdagreat

4 years

Worst kissing experience?

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

5 years

@thezaiyway @caseywaves Lmao... Are using Home theaters to cook?? 😂😂

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

2 years

@sugakhay @the_real_comfyy @_UmarFaruk_

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

4 years

Omo... I officially don comot my hand for women Matter. 🚶

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

4 years

We dey share girlfriend u go buy her iPhone 12. Na so then dey do?

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

3 years

I've come to a conclusion, if you ever ask me "When you go marry?" I'll reply you with "When u go die?"... Nonsense and ingredients 🙄🚶

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

4 years

Don't call me "dear" if we ain't dating. Na small thing dey make me fall fa 😒.

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

4 years

I will shoot a mind blowing wedding video in 2021 in sha Allah... Speaking into existence. ⏳📌

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

2 years

@moe3kings And boys who want to have sex without paying bills 🌚

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

3 years

If Niger state falls, the bridge that links the South west to the North will fall. They need to think twice and act fast. #SecureNigerState

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

6 years

@Marapolsa The fact that the person is the opposite sex😁

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

5 years

@iam_YCee You for just say "Zagadat"🙌

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

5 years

@iam_YCee 😟... At least make she still drop am as album extra na

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

3 years

As a kid, I use to think any part of your body that pains u was to be caught off. Until I hurt my my eyes while playing ball. Omo 💔😂😂, My friend said they will remove the eye and put goat own 😭😭💔.

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

3 years

We are only retweeting and liking tweets with #SecureNigerState today!

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

3 years

This girl I call my girlfriend doesn't know to complement my pictures. Even to do wow wow wow like ambulance she no sabi 😒.

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

4 years

Told this girl to go I'll pay her tfare... I no even ask where she dey come from o. Now my tfare plus hers is 250, and na 200 I hold 😭😭💔. See wetin Palazzo Dom cause 😒🤧. Pls if u see any Keke man fighting passenger na me, come and help a brother 😭😭😭💔.

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

4 years

@UncleMohamz ❤️

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

6 years

@sherry_shayd Stopped a bikeman, paid him to go tell her I'm lost in her beauty 😩... She showed me her engagement ring tho😭😭

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

4 years

You see this Niger state? Make dem sell am, make dem give every household him share make he use hold body. Cos as e dey be like this na with God grace we dey live for this town.

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

3 years

Bida has more motorcycle than actual human beings. One human to 5 Motorcycle 😒.

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

4 years

@princessjoyz @i_am_Farouq

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

4 years

@saddix_02 ❤️

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

4 months

@nurasabitu Who please? 🌚

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

4 years

Have you heard about the latest uncle in town? Yes that's me 😭😭. A girl! Welcome to the family baby girl!. ♥️💯

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

3 years

"I don't date short men" yen yen yen and your papa no fit change bulb for house without stool 🙄.

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

4 years

@im_yahaya_by2 @i_am_Farouq

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

6 years

@sherry_shayd Dey also become ex-nudes😂😂... Check on dem once a while though😏

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

1 year

It's been God all the way, my family, my friends and little of my efforts. MSc Hydro and Engineering Geology guys 🥹❤️ ✅.

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

4 years

So I was in a Keke napep🤔, the driver o was toasting this girl who hawks sitting in front with him and looks like he already knew her from somewhere👀. Legit she was feeling the flows😋 and even accepted to meet up 🤯(Don't ask me how I know😑😏). He still collect her money💔😂.

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

2 months

@shxtsngigs You guys are whatever you think you are ❤️🫡

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

5 years

If i no dey post you before you blow, i still no go post you when you blow. No be hate, i no be hypocrite ✌️

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

4 years

U need to understand, WizKids new style of music is just about "Vibes and Melody"... Man's musically too old for the kinda noise you expecting. #MadeinLagos #wizkid

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

4 years

I get plug for this, I get plug for that. My friend know one sure plug, weldone oo extension socket 🙄.

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

4 years

Minna boys dey dress sha... ✊🏾

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

3 years

Love is all about kindness. Money and any material things are mere appreciation, sex too.

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

5 years

@phunky___ YO

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

4 years

@farouq_yahaya How i met your mother 🙌

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

4 years

May we not be as useless as the remaining letters in the word "Queue".

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

3 years

Security is everyone's concern, this is not time to point fingers. Let's come together, creating awareness, putting out a channel of communication, helping the government to help us. All hands needs to be on deck. ♥️✊🏾 #NigerWillBeBetterAgain #SecureNigerState

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

4 years

Army: Why are you using earpiece in a checkpoint? Me: I should put it on loudspeaker abi Everyone:

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

3 years

I act like I am okay but deep down I just want to press something soft 🤧...

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

4 years

Now I see the reason why "No artist" at that time could jump on "Samba by Sarz" only "WizKid" 😫💔!.... That jam should be in a Musical Museum! 🔥💥💢💯

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

4 years

They give u lift you ask them to stop make you buy corn.

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

4 years

@Benzemanas @Kindythrillz

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

4 years

Nepa carry police go cut DPO light for area, for illegal connection.

Ibrahim Ibrahim 👨‍💻📷

@ebryhheem2nde

4 years

Bomboclaat

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

4 years

You are somebody's daughter 😍 I'm somebody's son😊 I hate the fact that i am second tho So I'd make u second to none 😁 Wys? 🥰🤗

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

5 years

Oboi make nobody hold me oo😭😭... I just enter 1k followers. Abeg keep it coming i follow back oo😁🙌🙌

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

4 years

The truth is, Minna residents don't know which side of the fence to sit. Is it with the Strict northern states with culture and religion or the Flexing Western states? That's why hypocrisy is much here.

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

4 years

Everyone probably going through a lot. I pray we all heal in our own ways amen ✊🏾.

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

4 years

Support your friends, and when I talk about friends I mean friends turn family.... Unconditionally.

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

4 years

Some people behave like the area/street they are from. Just lookat @FalmataAbdulla1 threatening to beat me? If not cos she's from anguwan daji how much is Keke napep that I will not go and arrange her face 🤧?.

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

5 years

Did i talk? Is it not look i was looking and now you put times 3 for me.

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

4 years

@black_bhoy_ @Real_jaeflex @yar_kuyizhi 🤯🏃

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

6 years

@femifactor Yam don done😎

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

4 years

Accept that you are not important to most people you know. It saves you a lot of disappointments.

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

4 years

U during witri you recite ikhlas, Falaq and Nas before ruqu'u... I recited ikhlas and my younger brother said ameen 😂😂💔. I held the laughter till after the salam.😂😂😂

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

4 years

I want to make a thread, about Islam's simplicity. Please read ✊🏾👇🏾

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

4 years

So some guys are trying to trash the previous Mx Twitter connect, and Una dey give them room? By replying them?. Lol Una like stress sha 😂💔.

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

4 years

The Niger state government has an active media squad, he sneezes and they gon flood our timelines with how blissful it is. 🙄💔

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

4 years

@papaya_ex @drizzyposhh_ Or maybe most of us are just paranoid and insecure 🤔.

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

4 years

We just finished praying Isha'i prayer... And one guy from the back shouted "You go dey tey for prayer like say na ur papa religion"... They still dey share fight o😂😂😂

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Umar_

@_UmarFaruk_

5 years

@frankdonga_ USA-Light JAPAN-Light CHINA-Light NIGERIA-No light 😂😂😂

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@_UmarFaruk_