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Typical delusional cowboys fan

Destin, FL
Joined March 2010
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@_TrickJ
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7 years
After you get a cut and your lady want you to stay in for the night
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5 years
Fly out for my deployment in the morning. Keep me in your prayers
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@_TrickJ
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6 years
So Instagram just not gone do anything about Blac Youngsta story 😂😂😂
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@_TrickJ
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8 years
She ain't even let the greens touch the cornbread. That's a rare breed. That's a wife fasho
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7 years
@NicholasEMil Lmao can't even disrespect your barber by staying in the crib
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7 years
People be so attractive until you see how they think
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@_TrickJ
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5 years
Might be small to some but today I paid my last $300 on a 15K loan I took out in my name three years ago. It’s the little things that keeps me going
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5 years
Every woman who wore these had a Fantasia haircut in red or purple with the matching race car jackets to match the Jordan heels
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5 years
Black teens + women of the early 2000’s would like a word.
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4 years
Memorial Day will always be a special day to me because of you. I find solace in the impact you had in my life 🤞🏿💔
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My mama started nursing school 25 years ago but dropped out because she got pregnant with me. She’s on her way to starting back in January. Just because it’s delayed doesn’t mean it’s denied. God is good. That really made my day
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@_TrickJ
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2 years
That’s Chris brown and wiz kid track so cold
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@_TrickJ
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4 years
Amazon don’t even hit the same with this long ass shipping
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7 years
@JustPhoenix_ Lol you just sit back and wait on that you ready to go text
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4 years
Keep my dad in your prayers. He had covid and isn’t doing the best at the moment, but I know God is gonna see everything through for him
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5 years
Washing the dishes means wiping the counters and sweeping. Welcome to my ted talk
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@_TrickJ
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9 years
Us black PWI students get no love. We in college too 😭😭😭😭
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4 years
Caldwell Pope just be our there doing cardio. He really serves no purpose on the court
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5 years
When you see all your old freaks from back in the day at the tailgate
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@_TrickJ
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4 years
Nobody goes harder for their hometown than meeting somebody from Selma
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@_TrickJ
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7 years
15 years ago and it still slap every time
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9 years
Nothing like a nice brown skinned chick 😋😌
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5 years
A team full of fundamental white guys will really bust your ass on the court
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Team full of athletic white guys...what the hell is going on😂😂
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@_TrickJ
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8 years
Lol why is this here 😂
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@_TrickJ
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5 years
Being wholesome in person and problematic on the TL >
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@_TrickJ
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4 years
Back in the states. God is good 🙏🏿
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4 years
IYKYK
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Tell us you went to UA, without saying you went to UA.
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@_TrickJ
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10 years
In college I swear you will have full blown conversations on the daily and not even know their name
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5 years
I wish I had the financial literacy that I have now when I was 18-21. I really blew some big money back then
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@_TrickJ
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4 years
My God is an awesome God and I know he would help me beat corona
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Nate Oats Fan Account
4 years
would y’all rather test positive for rona or have twins with the last person you had sex with?
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@_TrickJ
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4 years
Deployment number one is officially in the books. Thank God for watching over me in hard times. Ready for number 2 in a few months
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@Her_Inclination Something about Bourbon being clean takes away from it lol
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@_TrickJ
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3 years
Musiq gone WASH Anthony Hamilton. It’s gone get ugly
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@_TrickJ
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6 years
Archibalds on a Thursday night used to swang but UA students was too boujie to go
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Unpopular opinion: UA edition
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@_TrickJ
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7 years
I would never resort to airing my friends business out even if we fell out. That says something about your character if you do
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@_TrickJ
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6 years
Lmao y’all teams really loss a game this season??? Pathetic
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@_TrickJ
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5 years
My mama been acting SO DIFFERENT with the new car. Done had a whole photo shoot 😂😂😂
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Soon as I get off it’s up there
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8 years
Can we enjoy future music without y'all bringing up Ciara gah dam
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@_TrickJ
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3 years
This can’t be that Georgia defense niggas was talking about. I just know it ain’t
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@_TrickJ
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5 years
Six months from now your life could be in a completely different space if you just put your head down and grind
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I don’t think people be realizing that they have to pay them refund checks back...
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@_TrickJ
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7 years
Flats and it's not debatable
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crosstown baby 🤝🏾
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Drums or Flats?
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5 years
If the ribs seasoned good you don’t need bbq sauce
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7 years
Eventually you came back down to land. Good try though
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6 years
Me this morning after that ass whooping Bama took
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@_TrickJ
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3 years
Suicide in the black community is at an alarming high rate. Check on your people. You never know what they’re going through
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6 years
Spontaneously buy your mom and grandma flowers time to time. I promise you it’ll make their day
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@_TrickJ
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After all the failing and praying I finally landed an internship in Chicago. God is so amazing. I'm forever grateful
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6 years
Ribs without bbq sauce are better. Save the @
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3 years
Say a prayer for me tonight. I have a big potential life changing moment in my military career tomorrow that I’ve been working on for awhile
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4 years
Naw ima hit that road
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Idc how fine you are no nigga driving 45mins to see you.
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4 years
It’s really a blessing to have both of your parents still living. That’s something I don’t take for granted
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4 years
This girl sent me her playlist and it had 20 childish gambino songs. Yeah this ain’t going nowhere
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@_TrickJ
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6 years
It’s a lot going on in my life but I know a major breakthrough is on the way I can feel it. I’m just gone keep working hard and keep my faith in God strong
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College is amazing and it’s great but I’m glad people are realizing it’s plenty of avenues to get a bag without going to school. I wish I would’ve known that earlier
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@_TrickJ
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8 years
She send me this I'm leaving work and putting on my durag and getting in the bed lol
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5 years
My mamas husband got her a new car for Christmas. This nigga really elite
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3 years
Or you can just believe what you want because I’m not about to argue
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@_TrickJ
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7 years
Trust the process. What God has meant for you will happen
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4 years
Feels good to know I’m headed home today
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5 years
Once you live by yourself it makes it borderline impossible to have roommates again
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3 years
Nicki Minaj washed everybody on Monster
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@_TrickJ
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5 years
No lie last night I really had a chick at the bar think my name was Leland and she got all in my face kept calling me a bitch. I was very confused 😐. @sirlelandj
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@_TrickJ
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3 years
I pray for all my brothas and sistas whose mental is not where it needs to be right now. I pray everyone can find peace within
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4 years
You not about to talk to me crazy after I just got a cut
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7 years
I really hate that for Moss. More so that another girl has to grow up without a father
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@_TrickJ
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7 years
My dawg Mr Greg back. One of the most genuine people you’ll meet
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@_TrickJ
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5 years
That hangover take 10 business days to recover from nowadays 🥴
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3 years
I’m not tryna budget anything. The solution is to make more money
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4/10/2010. RIP to my little sister. She would’ve been celebrating her 10th bday 😔🙏🏾
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It sucks but sometimes you have to come to the realization and accept that the person you really want just isn’t the right person for you
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5 years
Idc if it’s legal but I don’t see how men 25 and up will talk to an 18 year old. I still look at them as children
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@_TrickJ
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4 years
Twisted Martinis, Kennedy’s, downtown bar and grill, Blue Caterpillar, Archibalds on a Thursday night, and hungry howies on the strip
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4 years
Without saying your age, what’s a place in Tuscaloosa that you used to go to that no longer exists?
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@_TrickJ
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RIP to a very special friend of mind. It's crazy how you talk to a person and next day they're gone. God makes no mistakes and we'll meet 😔
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@_TrickJ
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4 years
You wild for drinking Makers Mark like apple juice 😂
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@_TrickJ
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2 years
Big interview tomorrow. Send one up for me
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3 years
@BigLen_ Not in public but once I get back to the crib anything goes
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@_YoungCR7 The energy was crazy. Shooters shoot ✊🏿
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6 years
People don’t give God enough praise for what he does for us
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2017-2019 was some of the roughest times of my life. Throughout all adversity, I never lost my faith in God. He really revealed his plan for me when I least expected it
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@_TrickJ
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Honestly sick of the situationships...
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I need a cigarette.
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The right woman will really take your life to another level. She can bring out things in yourself that you didn’t even know you had
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@_TrickJ
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9 years
S/o @Kixify for coming through with the package today
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5 years
His actions are sick but he still has a top 5 music catalog of any artist in any genre of music I’ve heard. His music is legendary
@Henngodd
Henny Hardaway 🥃
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Sco pa tu manaa? 🤔
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Majority of everything I didn’t accomplish is my fault. It was either laziness or a lack of consistency. We tend to always try to play the blame game instead of looking at ourselves first
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My little sister would’ve been 11 today if she were still here. Rest up baby girl ❤️. I do it all for you
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I don’t see how niggas be 25+ and attracted to 18 year olds. That’s weird as hell
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I think this might just be the best smelling cologne I’ve ever bought in my life and I’m not exaggerating
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Fellas idc how fine she is don’t let any woman talk to you or treat you any kind of way. It’s always a woman that looks and will do better
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Having multiple avenues of income is essential
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4 years
It’s hard to have that dialogue about racism with a lot of white people because they listen with the intent to respond instead of the intent to understand
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6 years
I really pray for Diddys’s children. I couldn’t imagine losing my mother at a young age especially right before thanksgiving and Christmas holidays smh
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Doug Jones a good man. Bama really fucking him over but what can you expect
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High Tide was only the only places left for under 21
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@_TrickJ
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4 years
Show me a good time
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3 years
Fuck Quavo, Pastor Troy, Hines Ward, and the rest of them UGA niggas
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@_TrickJ
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4 years
It’s no reason for you to be out here putting up with someone that has you mad all the time, yelling, and just having that type of negative effect on your mental. It’s literally draining. Want better for yourself
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