@GeordieGreep
guy who has only heard Geordie Greep rags to riches listening to Michael Jackson: getting real “Geordie Greep rags to riches” vibes from this
Seat 16A: Hi what’s your name
Me: “Oh tapehead”
Seat 16A: HIS NAME IS TAPEHEAD
Ladies *in unison*- Heyyyyy tapehead
Me: 😂😂😂 Now ladies there’s a hundred of you and only one of me
Seat 20B: Thats not a problem!
Me: 😂😂😂 ladies behave.
Ladies *in unison*: Okayyyy tapehead😔
BREAKING NEWS: Singer/songwriter Neil Young announces a drastic shift in look and sound! 😳😳 He says he’ll now do gangster rap and go under the name “Lil Neil”. What are your thoughts on this⁉️👀🤔
I would like to thank my lovely wife Naomi, my parents, my sister, Waffle House, wall, all my friends and family, and everyone else who helped make this happen. From the bottom of my heart, thank you 🥲🥲💖
@GeordieGreep
He’s gonna find a way to tweet and have it say “from Uranus” and he’ll continue to be the unfunniest man of all time with a joke regarding it
@valplusseven
i see people saying this a lot yea. or he’ll follow and as soon as you fb he’ll unfollow. idk but if he’s expecting a follow back he might as well unfollow cause i rarely even follow people 😭
*Humpty Dumpty falls off a wall*
The Kings Men: welp, you know what we gotta do now right?
The Kings Horses: neigh
The Kings Men: we gotta put him together again. I'll start with the body, y'all just get other body parts and help us out
Dave Matthews: I'll get the feet