Kali✨ @_PassMeTheJava Twitter profile

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

1 year

Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

1 year

Fake body 🙇🏽‍♀️

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Kali✨

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2 months

I really have no interest in getting to know someone new. I can’t even pretend

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Kali✨

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14 days

A busy man >>>>>>>>>>> But also A busy man <<<<<<<<<<<

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

3 months

“You vex with me?” Me, 100% vex with him: No

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

3 years

Man smoking on Sukuna finger 😭

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3 years

never letting anyone roll again

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

2 years

Websource drivers does call me like dey is my dawg from long time 😭 “You home today? Yes? Nice well you’ll see me in a bit” 😭😭😭

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

2 years

So pretty 🥺

Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

2 years

That giant butterfly in Free was the highlight of my day yesterday

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

2 months

When I was in school everyone had a printer (me included), now I’m an adult and no one has a printer (me included) please explain 😭

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

2 years

That Twitter algorithm insane 😭

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

3 years

Dawggggg I entered a giveaway because I saw they were picking the winner on my birthday and I fuckin won

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

5 years

Here’s your dose of #CarnivalTabanca featuring Feel the Love by @wearefreetown and @DjPrivateRyan ❤️✨

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

4 years

I graduating with fuckin honors dawg 😭 I went from an RTW to graduating with fuckin honors dawg 😭

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

4 years

See any man that fraid cockroach?????

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

3 years

Not the world ending before I get this man to fling me against a wall

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

4 years

“Your hair is actually soft”

Mine

@sadeylicia

4 years

What’s an insult that actually sounds like a compliment?

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

4 years

I feel sorry for people who move like they go dead if they single too long

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

3 years

Carlon was found guys 🙏🏾

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

4 years

But 😭

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

3 years

I want a husband. Bird nothing

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

3 years

I will count every grain of sand in Maracas before I come on here and post my pay slip to appease some small minded individual 😭 People doh know they place at allllll

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

5 years

Somebody post on IG they wna drop out of uni and become a Monk dancer so Machel post a video his team saying their respective degrees WE LOVE TO SEE IT

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

4 years

@Petzzzz @korenarebecca As a Trinidadian, you should educate yourself on our culture and do better. If not, take that flag out yuh name

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

7 months

I couldn’t have asked for a better day. I am so eternally grateful for the people in my life May my 26th year be the best one yet 🙏🏾💜

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

6 months

While yall fighting over da phone, when are we going to bully the designers into giving US the pretty costumes omg

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@Lean_c784

6 months

Head over to oxygen mas Insta RN!🥹

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

3 months

Lying to me is just so unnecessary dawg 😭 I’m way too easy to talk to and I’m not unreasonable 😭 I’m understanding to my own demise and even if I get mad it’s never for long enough

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

2 years

I wanna be a gym girl so bad

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

3 years

She deleted all her tweets but screenshots are forever Miss Sharlene will get her bag

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

1 year

All these “how we met stories” showing me that my problem is that I don’t let strangers speak to me

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

4 years

Every time we discuss sexual assault we talk about consent. But remember that coercion is also sexual assault. If she said no 5 times first, I promise you she didn’t want it when she finally said yes.

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

3 years

Gary Acosta

@GaryLeeAcosta

3 years

@KejanHaynes One vial of the Pfizer vaccine produces 6 doses once diluted

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

7 months

Same time next year 💛

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

3 years

If we had more loft style apartments in Trinidad I’d have moved out already

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🥂

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

4 years

I have a degree dawg 😭

Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

4 years

Lmfaoo nvm it reach 😂🤣

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

4 years

So it turns out Pink Cab is very much active. I honestly thought the app died because I didn’t hear anything after the launch but it’s a rideshare service that only employs women if y’all wanna check it out

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

3 years

The funniest thing I find out for the day is that Michael B Jordan’s father name is Michael A Jordan 😭😭😭

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

2 years

You cannot outcunt me.

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

3 years

Promised myself I wasn’t going to get sappy but today is big ass milestone for me I never had to work a day in my life thanks to my mom So getting a job straight out of university and in my field of study?? That was wild af to me 😭 I doubt myself every single day

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

4 years

Just got my final grade BSc. Computer Science (completed) I crying real life tears rn 😭

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

10 months

🧚🏾‍♀️🩵

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

3 years

Y’all just went off on howhename for saying Nigga cause it have no such thing as a non-racist way to say nigga but you can’t understand that a homophobic slur is a homophobic slur regardless of context?

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

3 years

How to Train your Dragon is easily the best animated trilogy of all time. Fight me.

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

3 years

I too would like to hug up and rough play for 8 rounds

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

1 year

My favorite pic of myself got an update today 🤭

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

3 years

Parents don’t respect your time at all dawg

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

2 months

KFC need a combo with a sandwich and popcorn chicken

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

4 years

I have been freed from the shackles of unemployment

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

3 years

I told y’all Nick Cannon playing the long game When all his kids turn teenagers he going to buy a mansion and put them all to live in it together. Start a reality tv show and make some money off of the daddy issues that bound to arise

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

3 years

I don understand why people who don’t buy iPhones always feel they hadda compete with you My friend ask me to borrow my phone to “test out my zoom” and come back talking bout “I’m not impressed. The Samsung ...” Like okay. Congratulations?

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

4 years

Your gyal know y’all in an open relationship?

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

2 years

Here is one seriously unpopular food opinion: I lowkey enjoy Mario’s pizza. It has a lil je ne c’est-quoi to it yunno

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

3 years

It’s sad that my mother thinks me saying I want to move out is a threat rather than a decision I’m making for my own well being.

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

2 years

“Head fuckin shaking”

Pop Crave

@PopCrave

2 years

First look at the next set of emojis coming to iPhones. (📸: @Emojipedia )

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

3 years

Kix aside, I’m very impressed by the fact that she was able to rattle those facts off the top of her head. I hope the people are paying attention

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3 years

MP Tobago West 1 MP Barataria Saria 0 NOBODY LIVES THERE !!! 😂😂😂

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

4 years

23 🥰 Take a shot for me today ✨

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4 years

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

3 years

I don’t know if I’m late but I’m screaminggggg I love this 😭 @Theatrics868

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

7 months

Waking up 5am to drink rum is crazy eh. We need to look within as a people

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

3 years

I see my grandmother walking around with a big diamond ring so I ask her where she get it from Sis bawl “a gentleman proposed to me and I told him I like the ring but not him” 😩😩😩😩

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

2 years

How much times we hadda see this tweet boy

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2 years

Nobody does want to go on a hike or find waterfalls anymore is only rum drinking and partying every day😔

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

4 years

How you go threaten legal action at the end of an apology?

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

2 years

No y’all 🫣

Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

2 years

I now watch myself and blush yes 😭

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

28 days

Brother eughhhh

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New

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

4 years

Somebody help me understand

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

5 years

@FlintMI1 @Danifresh89 @imlowkeycool @treythetruth213 “Don’t believe everything they print” - It’s all lies. “He did bring water in the summer but it’s not available year round” - He only did the good thing for a short period of time so let’s not acknowledge it as a good thing .. or .. How dare he not provide us with it year round

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

4 years

My first jam on the outside can’t be no slow and sweet thing nah Grab me by my throat and fling me please

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

6 years

I WILL PASS ALL MY COURSES I WILL PASS ALL MY COURSES I WILL PASS ALL MY COURSES I WILL PASS ALL MY COURSES I WILL PASS ALL MY COURSES I WILL PASS ALL MY COURSES I WILL PASS ALL MY COURSES I WILL PASS ALL MY COURSES I WILL PASS ALL MY COURSES I WILL PASS ALL MY COURSES

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

4 years

Spread this as quick as y’all spread the fake tweet please

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

4 years

You hadda have data dawg 😭 I hate talking to somebody and then they disappear from a few hours cause they left home

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4 years

What’s your shallowest dating requirement?

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

2 years

The vibes in Lost Tribe fr fr 💙 📸: @chiko_thegr8

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

3 years

The tongue has power. Be careful what you speak on people and what you speak on yourselves.

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

8 months

People who don’t have blackout curtains in their bedroom terrify me

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

7 months

The Galas was rel nice 😮‍💨

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

1 year

Bago rel nice

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

4 years

My cousin with the heat @Janaia_Clarke with the beat 😍

Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

4 years

Can I post the pictures I took with my portrait makeup? 👉🏾👈🏾🥺

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

10 months

The theme of the party was fantasy forest, if I choose to go in a fairy-esque fit why that bothering you 😭 it have so little going on in your life to be bothered by me enjoying what I wear?

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

2 years

3 months left to find someone to wear matching pjs with Things not looking good bruv

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

10 months

Knot Guilty🥷🏽🇹🇹

@shin_shin92

10 months

Where are y’all Boozy fits 😤

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

4 years

Tl reset

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

3 years

This is a perfect example of how you can say anything on the internet and people will believe you

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

5 months

I hope everyone gets to experience what it feels like to have someone love them the way they want to be loved.

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

3 years

Issa 24 year old 🤪

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

3 years

"Stop crying, it's just a movie" The movie:

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"Stop crying, it's just a movie" The movie:

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

1 year

Since y’all keep asking 😂 Big up @Domeaux26 for the capture 🫣🫣

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1 year

@_PassMeTheJava Post it

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

1 year

So does being a horrible person, what now?

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@Kyle_clbhs

1 year

being a nice person cost $0.00

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

6 years

I can't be the only one who thinks it looks like baby Groot

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

3 years

Nationwide delivery should mean NATION WIDE Not, where you living? “Grande” Okay I can meet you in Arima Wdf

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

2 years

Grateful isn’t the word 💜

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

4 years

So I finally pierced my nose

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

4 years

Tl sleep? I love when people put raisins in that Spanish rice for Christmas

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

1 month

The love that I desire and deserve exists, because I exist and I am full of it.

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

3 years

If you (a non black person) tweet the word niggas and delete it immediately it tells 2 things 1. You know it wrong, cause why the tweet and delete so quick 2. Das a regular part of your vocabulary

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

5 years

Overthinking is a disease and I would like to be cured please.

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

3 years

The thing about growing up “smart” is that when you do good it’s expected, so parents don’t feel the need to tell you they’re proud of you. You’re just doing you.

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

2 years

D Dawg is officially a certified bartender 🤪

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

4 years

If you eating anything other than soup with a spoon you need to go back to preschool

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@CaptainECyro

4 years

If you eating rice with a fork you should be locked up IMMEDIATELY

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

4 years

How dare she be exposed for the racist she is. The audacity of us biggers.

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

3 years

When you’re 6’3 but your best friend is 7ft so you look short

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

3 years

Women say “We need women to speak on this” and they immediately think “All woman panel” But how else we gonna hear your dumb opinions and correct it??? You have to be a part of the conversation as wellllllll

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

3 years

Versace on the Floor is such a good song

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

5 years

Not everyone is built for a s/o with mental illness. It’s a lot to ask someone to do and if they’re not mentally strong enough, they too can begin to suffer with mh problems from constantly dealing with your own. Don’t hold it against him, he could’ve made it worse if he stayed.

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Kali✨

@_PassMeTheJava

3 years

These space strangers is not allyuh friends

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