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1 year

@metricalfoot SURGEON! NO NO NO! SURGEONNN!!!

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@nytimes

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7 months

🏆THIS MAN CAN’T READ SHIT! IDIOT!‼️🐐 Tyler Kolek is the Big East Illiterate of the year!

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7 months

🏆HE’S HIM! 👀 Luke Fonts is The Big East Conference White Boy of the year!

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2 years

@fuckyouiquit CTO’s LinkedIn photo says it all

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9 years

http://t.co/c8iIkfZaAj

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1 year

@Patriots the clock being set to 3:28>>>

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

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4 years

Woburn girls be like “i know a spot” then take you here, order three things of cheezer teezers, a milkshake, and a jr. beef then make you pay for it

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

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10 years

@WoburnSchools http://t.co/tjYrR77jIl

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

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4 years

Trevor Bauer and the Montreal Expos have a deal, per source.

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

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3 years

BREAKING: Providence’s Ed Cooley is Cousin Greg’s Coach of The Year. Final Vote Count: Ed Cooley - 1,250,689,576 Juwan Howard - 3 Jay Wright - 3 Nate Oats - 2 Mike Krzyzewski - 0

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

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9 years

Ladies and gentleman, I proudly present to you, #SOK

Straight Outta Kaufman

Listen to Straight Outta Kaufman by Phil #np on #SoundCloud

soundcloud.com

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

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2 years

nightmare blunt rotation

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1 year

@jillc0rd give her an intervention here

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

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6 months

I don’t think we as Friars fans recognize Julian Gressel nearly enough. He’s probably the most successful athlete to come out of PC in decades. MLS ROY, MLS cup champ, currently starting for Miami FC with Leo Messi, Sergio Busquets, and Luis Suarez . And did it all the hard way

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

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2 years

Why is she dancing like Shiv Roy at Kendall’s birthday party??

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8 years

Rain only bothers dry people.

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4 years

I can’t believe Jojo Siwa is our new secretary of the treasury

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

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7 months

I think if if DC does #thereturn his first home game would be the loudest the AMP has ever been

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3 years

BREAKING: Ed Cooley win’s Best Album for “Them Dudes” at the #GRAMMYs

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

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4 years

the fact that a colonial on Lexington St. sells for more than an 18th century - 17 bedroom chateau in France just speaks volumes on how wack real estate in MA is

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

@_PHIL_osophy

10 years

I GOT INTO NORTHEASTERN 🍴🍴🔥🔥🎉🎉

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

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7 years

Picture this: it's 1997 and you're a simple embryo. you have no comprehension of anything, especially the concept of existence. Without awareness of your own existence, you cannot feel painful emotions. You are thriving.

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

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10 years

#SucideAwarenessDay http://t.co/IS2UtigZiw

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

@_PHIL_osophy

5 years

Nobody: That girl from your hometown’s instagram bio: || Hometown HS ‘15 🎓|| licensed esthetician 💅💇‍♀️ gemini 🕉 “Not all who wonder are lost” Organic meal enthusiast 🌱 Proud mom of Bryndin James DiPauliangelopolous ❤️👼 Beauty page: @beautybyinsertname

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

@_PHIL_osophy

10 years

Survey question be like: Are you sexually active? And I'm like: Yeah, why, you tryna smash?

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

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3 years

The Prince of Providence @TheNate156 @cho757

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6 years

😏

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

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9 years

Phil Carp live with the 5:56 Weather Report http://t.co/B8xO93J6vJ

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

@_PHIL_osophy

10 years

The "I'm Corey Paolillo but I nicknamed myself King C" starter pack http://t.co/x7aNE817Fa

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

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4 months

Many are saying we are so back

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

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7 months

Okay PCBC - now that it seems we can singlehandedly get whatever we want, what do we ask for next?

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

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10 years

Woburn High be like http://t.co/oUC2FGCvTu

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

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9 years

If there was to be a music festival in Woburn, would anybody go? #Opinions

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

@_PHIL_osophy

1 year

Tyreek Hill might be right here, he’s been verbally abused by Pats fans his whole career. Google “Tyreek Hill abuse” to learn more about what I’m talking about.

Ari Meirov

@MySportsUpdate

1 year

#Dolphins WR Tyreek Hill calls out #Patriots fans: “Those fans are probably some of the worst fans in the NFL, and I’m gonna stand on that. They are real nasty and some of the things they were saying, I wouldn’t say in church.” (📽️ @henrycmckenna )

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

@_PHIL_osophy

6 years

My original name was Carlos but my parents changed so ICE wouldn’t show up at my house. Then they gave me the whitest name imaginable.

Mel 🤭

@TheBaddestMitch

8 years

How did y'all get y'alls names? Let's talk.

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

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5 years

This tweet immediately made me feel hungover

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5 years

PROVIDENCE - If you know, you know.

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

@_PHIL_osophy

10 years

Hey Burlington, in how many sports have we beaten you? #WeOwnWinnStreet http://t.co/gQbNdvwCuC

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

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7 months

I raise you Val’s replacement:

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

@_PHIL_osophy

1 year

@Reuters Me to myself right now:

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

@_PHIL_osophy

5 years

For those of you who may not know how impeachment works, it starts by passing articles of impeachment in the house, who then vote to see if it makes it to the senate. If it passes, the Supreme Court marshals force Donald Trump to sit through the entirety of the movie Cats.

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

@_PHIL_osophy

9 years

Reasons to vote me for mayor #Carpinella2015 http://t.co/zZRXSjDVmr

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

@_PHIL_osophy

2 years

@RainForest_Cafe @TedNivison @eddyburback

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

@_PHIL_osophy

9 months

If Oswin doesn’t commit to PC today I might actually kill myself on live TV. Down so unbelievably bad.

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

@_PHIL_osophy

9 years

when you run out of ideas for bass drops http://t.co/kuWElggoGp

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

@_PHIL_osophy

5 years

if the world ends this is how I choose to go out

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8 years

Lord of The Rings (2001)

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

@_PHIL_osophy

10 years

and this, kids, is why driving drunk is the dumbest thing you can do. it not only hurts you, but others #StaySafe

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

@_PHIL_osophy

5 years

QUICK! HOW OLD ARE MY KIDS?!

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

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6 years

here’s some mf truth for all you woke people

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

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6 months

Nova on the left. PC on the right. See how that works?

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

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10 years

Corey P be like http://t.co/jg8a3PE4LK

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

@_PHIL_osophy

5 years

...I meaaannnnnnn...

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

@_PHIL_osophy

7 years

when internships don't pay you because it's all about the "experience"

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

@_PHIL_osophy

6 years

Really? That’s your #1 complaint?

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

@_PHIL_osophy

7 years

When my politics prof said "No one here knows what it's like to be a person of color...except for maybe Phil"

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

@_PHIL_osophy

4 years

Might have to get me some of Bob’s Famous Street Beef after this quarantine is all over

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

@_PHIL_osophy

3 years

we are going to burn this city to the ground

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

@_PHIL_osophy

9 years

how to become best friends with your roommates 101 http://t.co/eOblbPETJK

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

@_PHIL_osophy

8 years

Fun Fact: On this day 18 years ago, I touched down on American soil for the first time.

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

@_PHIL_osophy

5 years

welcome to hell

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6 years

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

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3 years

@CarolineSiede

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

@_PHIL_osophy

10 years

@SMACKHigh Couple of stunnahs at Wu High junior prom! http://t.co/G2BGmSkFFZ

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

@_PHIL_osophy

9 months

When PC hoops loses big time but PC puck beats the #1 team in da country:

PC Men's Hockey

@FriarsHockey

9 months

FRIARS TAKE DOWN NO. 1 BC!!!

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

@_PHIL_osophy

5 years

imagine being from woburn lol

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

@_PHIL_osophy

5 years

greg from beer league kickball what an animal

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@_PHIL_osophy

5 years

no literally what the fuck is going on

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

@_PHIL_osophy

5 years

Say what you want about onlyfans but I just moved into my dream house at only 22 years old

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

@_PHIL_osophy

5 years

i’m way too bored sheeesh

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

@_PHIL_osophy

8 years

"those things you create on the wii, i thought those were memes"-mom

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

@_PHIL_osophy

9 years

@WoburnPatch Thank you so much! It really means a lot coming from the most disgraceful news source around. So childish...

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

@_PHIL_osophy

7 years

I just hope Mr. Al Dove is doing great wherever he is

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

@_PHIL_osophy

9 years

🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 Happy 4th of July!! 🎉🎉💥💥🍻🍻

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

@_PHIL_osophy

10 years

Thanks to all who came to the Dating Game. It was a blast hosting it, you were all a wonderful crowd! Hope you all enjoyed it! #DatingGame

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

@_PHIL_osophy

6 years

i remember during a highschool assembly they told us that love gives us a greater high than drugs and alcohol. what they didn’t tell us was that once that shit wears off it gives you the toughest hangover of your life.

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

@_PHIL_osophy

5 years

Woburn’s getting a rooftop bar called the broadway. are we the southie of the north? possibly.

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

@_PHIL_osophy

10 years

@The_PearBear Heard Paolillo's taxi service is looking for drivers

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

@_PHIL_osophy

8 years

Arguing over the color of graduation gowns sounds so privileged. On both sides. Half of y'all are lucky to even graduate smh.

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

@_PHIL_osophy

9 years

Girl i was talking to last night told me she liked Andrew Garfield as spiderman more than Tobey Maguire. So of course i left.

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

@_PHIL_osophy

8 years

All you can say is...

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

@_PHIL_osophy

8 years

it snowed? in new england? no way bro that never happens

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

@_PHIL_osophy

8 years

don't you EVER dare compare this election to 9/11. That's honestly the most disrespectful shit I've ever heard.

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

@_PHIL_osophy

9 years

who do they got paving these streets? lightning mcqueen?

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

@_PHIL_osophy

4 years

VERY rough proof of concept

Philly Burners (also Bets)

@_PHIL_osophy

4 years

new fire HQ or a minecraft build?

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

@_PHIL_osophy

9 years

looks like Woburn has stepped their vape game up to vaping whole entire buildings

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

@_PHIL_osophy

10 years

Corey Paolillo has basically destroyed the Twittersphere #StopCoreyP2015 http://t.co/wcSoLlEeZN

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

@_PHIL_osophy

5 years

I have found my new weapon. Time to go nuclear on the Woburn Resident’s Facebook page

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

@_PHIL_osophy

10 years

I GOT INTO MIAMI UNIVERSITY, OXFORD!!! 🎉😃 #MiamiOH2019 http://t.co/4PKAh23OWB

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

@_PHIL_osophy

4 years

Dear lord give us stidham PLEASE

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

@_PHIL_osophy

5 years

What I’ve looked like for the majority of quarantine:

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

@_PHIL_osophy

10 years

just remember kids: MCAS is just another way for people to base your value on numbers not character or intelligence

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

@_PHIL_osophy

6 months

Donnie, Lumpy, and Leb all mentioned in the national media today. Just another Monday for PCBC.

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Philly Burners (also Bets)

@_PHIL_osophy

6 years

I’m as centrist as you can get, but I have nothing but respect for Sen. McCain. Although I may not have agreed with some of his views, he was an honorable man and really good at firm handshakes. Rest In Peace.

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