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@_ManOfMeans
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6 days
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After Ruto ni nyinyi wababa😂 Tumechoka kutokwa madem🙂😂
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@C_NyaKundiH Gen Z hatari😂😂 controlling the president
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2 months
Kutoka finance bill ianze hadi leo, hakuna relative ashawahi nipigia simu kujua kama niko safe😂 Na niko sure walisikia kitu ilifanyika huku mjini😂
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Wengine wenu mkona majina ya millennial na mnajiita Gen Z😂
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Mtu siezi kosa kukopesha pesa ni ule mwenye anaomba fare aenda ushago ju life ya mjini ni ngumu🙂😂
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Gen Z mumeamua kila tuesday na thursday sitakuwa napiga biz yangu tao sindiooo?😂
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@MikeSonko They should impeach ruto first. Wanaona riggy G ako potential ndio maana
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Naona watu wa tik tok na Fb walijiongelesha mpaka wakaamua kutoka huku😂
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Umedilute Taxin?
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3 months
Nadate dem amekafunga,, lakini kutoboka ndio ngori,,wasee nifanyeje ndio nikule doo ya huyu dem ?😂😂
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2 months
Una-introduce beshte wako kwa beshte wako mwingine na wanakuwa mabeshte hata kukuliko😂😂nkt
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Dem hujituma hivi haezi kuomba 1k ati akona emajensi😂
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Nini inaeza fanya msee kama huyu awache pombe🤔😂
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Nimekutana na we wezi wakaniambia "usitulaumu,laumu serekali" enyewe he must go😂
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One word to safaricom🤔
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Sisi ni wale hatukuisoma ,hatutaisoma na kukakataa, na ikatolewa😂
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Unaeza oa watu kama hawa?😂
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@omwambaKE Huyu jamaa anaongea ukweli
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Nigerians on Snapchat 😂😂😂😂😂 This app is not for everyone #KenyaVsNigeria
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Wenye mlikuwa mumezoea rooftop ,,ushago huwa mnaenda wapi?😂
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Hakuna wasee mimi huona vyenyeji kama wasee huvalia socks kwa hizi viatu na loafers😂
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Waanze Euros upya kulikuwa na confusion kidogo😂
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@sudanalytics_ @gastonedul Tottenham tiene unas ganas de seguir fracasando como siempre
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@Kimuzi_ Trying to sign finance bill,,, killing innocent children
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Osama ni kama alikuwa anaenda tao mazoezi tu walahi.
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Unanunua 1Gb ya telkom Valid one hr na network inapotea 2hrs baada ya kununua jamani😂🙂
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Sijui mbona nilioa mapema
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@MigunaMiguna @WilliamsRuto @rigathi @MusaliaMudavadi We are waiting for the president himself to resign 😊😊
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@ntvkenya Very nice move . Next he should resign
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@eddiebutita Uli-deactivate youtube ndio tusi-unsubscribe sindiooo?
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4 months
Pesa ya mzazi isikufanye utuone maskini jomba🙃
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@the_berneese_ Following all tonight
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Najua nikipost Dem wangu huku some gals will block me🙂😂
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@MrRightke This saprano guy
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Hii ndio kitu imenileta church wadau😂
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Siku hizi Unaeza enda ku-replace national id ikawie ,,mpaka upate yenye ulipoteza buana😂
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Mbona tunatoanga kofia wakati wa kuomba ,? na iliandikwa wapi? Yangu siezi toa 😂
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Hakuna kitu nachukia kulipa kama rent😂
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At least huu mwaka sijapatikana kwa kesi za mimba sana😂
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Mnakula nini lunch?
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New Week ,new day Mboka ijipe😂
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Nishapigwa rungu na hata maandamano haijaanza, acha nirudi ronga😪😂
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Mbona ukishapea mtu bol anakuwanga na kiburi🙂
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I remember highschool nilikuwa nahepa usiku na mwalimu wangu wa maths tunaenda kulewa naisha😂😂
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@the_berneese_ Add an active
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Kutoka hii app ianze kuitwa X namiss Ex wangu sana😂
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Mimi wasee wakikimbia wakienda this direction mimi huenda the other direction🙂😂
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Hakuna watu hukuwa na haraka na maisha kama wasichana. Madem tulisoma nao form four washaoleka wote bana , hata wengine washazika mabuana zao😂
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Can a man without money make a woman happy in a relationship?😂
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Huwa mnakula nini break fast?😂
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Najua kila church topic ni maandamano na Gen Z.,😂 At least pastors wakona topic hii sunday😂
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Nikipata pesa mtanipenda wengi 😂 afadhali unipende tu sai😂
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Sio kwa ubaya lakini course zenye wengine wenu mnafanya .. kununua hata piki piki itakuwa ngori😂
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Kushika jembe ndio kunaniogopesha kuenda ocha😂🙂 Mzae hunikalia ocha bana😂
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@bozgabi Rip legend
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Lakini mbona mwanaume mwenye ukona tu akili uamue tu kuwa beshte wa dem wangu🤔😂
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@kofoworola__a Try me💙
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@polo_kimanii He has just dissolved the cabinet secretaries except prime CS
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Mnakula nini lunch niwacopy bana🙂
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Nishai achwa ju ya kusota🙃😂 Ni maisha bana😂
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Born in kenya by mistake🙂
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@omwambaKE To be the new CS education
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@kipmurkomen I can't read all these lies
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Cha mwenzako kikinyolewa chako tia maji😂 Uliza ian njoroge😂
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Gig yako ya kwanza hii app nani aliku-connect?
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Hii ndio kitu hunipeleka church, je wewe?🙂😂
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Kwani hii ghasia haijawahi shikwa!?
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Mnakula nini after church😋😂
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Sijui mbona mabeshte wa Ex wangu wanapenda kuniita missionary bana😂😂
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Nikona form ya kiteremsha chai sai .😂
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Msee akikuosha gig huwa una-deal na yeye aje?🤔
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Shoes➡️Timberland Casual Boots Assorted sizes Price➡️3,999ksh Call/WhatsApp us on 📲0748904530 DM @foot_trends to place your order 🛍️ Delivery ni country wide Nakuru Gen Zs Thika Amerix Kimuzi Kibe
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Dem wako akikuambia " i can't talk now" huwa unajibu aje😂
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Madem wafupi weusi hawafai kuringa hata second moja😂
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Mnionyeshe huyo dem alifanya jamaa wa Kisii akakatwa nimu-avoid😂😂
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Can you date dem mwenye mabeshte wake wote ni boys?😂
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Kwani uchumi ulikuwa unangojea nitoke kwa mzazi ndio iharibike bana🤔
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@omwambaKE Hutaki proteins,😂
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Hakuna watu wamejam kama wakalenjins🤔 90% vote na walipea kura yake🤗😂
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Tribe gani culture yao hukaa ufala🤔😂
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What do you know kwa madem kama hawa?
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@AlinurMohamed_ Nawafuata wote
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Pia mimi niko karibu kuanza kuambia watu "Ni God "😂🙂
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which do you prefer? invest or save?
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@Osama_otero Kabisaa ....then upate Jayden sio mtoi wake🙆🙆
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Dem akigundua ukona pesa,,kuachana na yeye labda tu ukufe😂😂👇
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Wengine wenu mngekuwa na pesa mngekuwa wabaya sana😂🙂
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Between a boy and agal ,,, Nani akienda missing huletea Wazazi stress sana🙂😂
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One word to Hanifa & Kairo🤔
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Hii hasira inakujanga baada ya kulipa rent sijui inatokanga wapi,😂
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Shoes➡️Nike Air Force 1 Customed Size ➡️40-45 prize ➡️ 3,550ksh Call/WhatsApp us on 📲0748904530 DM @foot_trends to place your order 🛍️ Delivery is country wide Farah maalim Edwin Sifuna Dan Oluoch justina wamae LGBTQ Kanairo
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Dereva shukisha shimalavandu😂
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Tafteni mtu akona doo , mtu atashinda tu kukuambia i love you kutoka asubuhi mpaka jioni na uko njaa🤔😂
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Ameniuliza mbona sijawahi choka kumtatia 😂simps huwa tunapitia😢
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Best caption ya hii ni gani?😂
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Unanua sukuma kila simu mpaka mama mboka anaanza kuhurumia😂
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Asiponichunga nitapita na mother in law pia😂
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