Boiyo @_Kelvin_real Twitter profile

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Boiyo

@_Kelvin_real

2 months

I've been a man city fan since 2013

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Boiyo

@_Kelvin_real

2 months

Me:si nimekuambia sitaki hawker: Anko hiii matunda inamaliza hasira

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2 months

lakini kuwatch movie na watu wanajua kizungu ni mbaya , movie inafika katikati wanaanza kucheka wewe ukingoja vita Ianze

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Boiyo

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29 days

hapa radio jambo kuna jamaa ametoboa siri ati yeye ndio hudinyia mbusi bibi😂

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4 months

'Kona tatu ni penalty'

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4 months

kumbe walikuwa wamepark tu waende lunch,ni dere tu ako na mastyle deadly deadly😂

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Boiyo

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6 months

kuna phone cover ya simu ukiona mtu nayo unajua tu huyu ni shule imemleta Nairobi

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17 days

Kama ulikuwa form 4 west sahau kuomoka

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1 month

@edwinsifuna Salasya was right this people are doomed

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1 month

@LarryMadowo speaks more sense than some people in the parliament masquareding as MPs

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Boiyo

@_Kelvin_real

1 month

@Troll__Footbal this is what we want

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Boiyo

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16 days

Madem huongeleshana kwa status nao hukuwa vienyeji topnotch ati, "Brenda ntakuchapa",wtf is that bana

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Boiyo

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5 months

"buda mi nakuambia game yangu ni ya kupanga" 30 seconds later:

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2 months

@kenyasgossips I loved this advert

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@humuorn_ This guy thinks he is the centre of focus

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@humuorn_ see this

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2 months

@TheNairobiTimez Asian woman preaching in a matatu

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1 month

@LarryMadowo we need cops like this

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1 month

@LarryMadowo @festolang This is how they pay us for this

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Boiyo

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15 days

Nikiwa mdogo nilikuwa nalala katikati ya wazazi ,halafu nikiamka najipata nimeskumwa kwa ukuta,kumbe wazazi hawajui kulala?

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Boiyo

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@edwinsifuna Eldoret people wameamua

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1 month

@city_digest The pic of the day

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Boiyo

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2 months

pahali imefika itabidi mniambie "aura" ni nini ,hamtanifanya nikae dwanzi

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2 months

@humuorn_ what kind of massage is this

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@LarryMadowo our taxes are not your wive's upkeep

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2 months

@everymovieplug A whole movie summarised in 6minutes

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2 months

Ukiwa na dem wa KMTC naye anaweza kuletea kinembe mpaka inabidi wewe mwenyewe upige exile kwako

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2 months

@iamjuddah under no circumstance

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23 days

Watu huskiza rap songs hujiona gangsters na bado wanaishi kwa mzazi.

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2 months

@iamjuddah This

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1 month

@LarryMadowo unasafiri sana hata kuliko Ruto buana

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Boiyo

@_Kelvin_real

2 months

primary dem yako akiona ukiomba pen dem mwingine ,unapata break up letter yako before breaktime

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25 days

Utapata kuna mtu analala mpaka sahii na hajawahi lipwa 1.2M

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13 days

Nyinyi huwanapata aje wamama,juu mimi nashoot my shot lakini kitu napewa ni mawaidha

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Boiyo

@_Kelvin_real

3 months

hii gari unaweza chukua na ngapi?

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Boiyo

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2 months

mimi navaa koti yangu na sweat pants halafu unaniambia ati haimatch,sasa baridi iniiwe juu haimatch

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Boiyo

@_Kelvin_real

2 months

Nikiwa primary kuna jamaa aliambiwa aende mbele aombe time ya assembly,kijana akotoka akenda nyumbani na akatransfer😂

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Boiyo

@_Kelvin_real

1 month

@YourAnonCentral we're just getting started

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Boiyo

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15 days

Lakini hakuna kitu huuma kama kwenda kuchomoa mwakenya kwa examroom,halafu upate kumbe ulibeba receipt ya Naivas

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Boiyo

@_Kelvin_real

2 months

Nanunua bundles za one hour halafu naitwa nikamue ng'ombe for 56 minutes

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Boiyo

@_Kelvin_real

28 days

@omwambaKE here is her video

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@_Kelvin_real

17 days

Tulisema mapenzi ikikataa jaribu ukulima, pengine hapo ndio nyota iko

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Boiyo

@_Kelvin_real

2 months

unaingia facebook unaona memes zao unashangaa kwani hawa walikuwa wapi 2010

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2 months

Ujinga yako ilianza time ulikanyaga chini kwa nguvu ukidhani unakanyaga shetani

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14 days

Heartbreak yangu ya kwanza nilikuwa class 3 ,yaani dem yangu aliomba jamaa mwingine sharpener,sikuamini macho yangu bana

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Boiyo

@_Kelvin_real

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Lakini kuchujwa list ya funkie the last day,ilikuwa inashinda heartbreak bana

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@_Kelvin_real

17 days

Kumbe kiooo huwekwa kwa butchery ndio ukinunua nyama ya 50 ujione na ujiulize kama hio ndio maisha unataka kuishi?

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Boiyo

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@C_NyaKundiH And Ruto in general

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@_Kelvin_real

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@TheNairobiTimez This guy is a security guard and also a teacher

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2 months

@humuorn_ don't skip this

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Boiyo

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2 months

inafika time ya food unaanza kuombea wanaosafiri na wafungwa ,we tunataka kukula bana ombea chakula pekee yake

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Boiyo

@_Kelvin_real

2 months

lakini kama hujawahi nyima dem mechi you have a long way to go

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Yaani sikuhizi ni mimi ndio naambia mama yangu anyamaze niwatch news,enyewe miaka zinasonga

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2 months

unakaa talking stage miezi mbili kwani mnastammer?

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Boiyo

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2 months

@BahatiKenya mtu hawezi jua umetype ukiwa na kamisi

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Boiyo

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2 months

manzi yako anaulizwa body cont anasema "ya this year ama yote?"lakini stay strong champ

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20 days

Tangu sitangu auziwe extension second hand na ksh.4500 sijawahi heal,na ati alibargain from 6k😭

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Boiyo

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19 days

Sijawahi elewahow the westerners ndio wanadertermime our president regardless of how we vote

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Boiyo

@_Kelvin_real

1 month

@Gitz__ You mean this guy amededi?

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Boiyo

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Huwa nashangaa sana nikiskia mtu akisema hana content ya exam,kwani hamjui kusomea exam room?

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1 month

@C_NyaKundiH Rex's mother narrates how she got the news

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@C_NyaKundiH as we go to the streets

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@omwambaKE this one too

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@DavidNdii I came across this poster yesterday

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2 months

lakini wahenga nao walikuwa na jokes sana,sasa fimbo ya mbali haiuwi nyoka aje?😂

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Boiyo

@_Kelvin_real

1 month

DCI wanajaribu kutuuzia uoga lakini kulingana na vile tumesota hatuwezi buy

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2 months

@TheFigen_ nature is amazing

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we have already lost two weeks and we need to recover quickly so all P.E lessons are mine

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"hizi streets lazima ukuwe mjanja" ameoshwa na fresher

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Huyu anataka tudate na hana pesa ya kunimantain,can never be me

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2 months

unaambia kienyeji keep me posted,anakupost kila mahali mpaka telegram

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@Kenyans The energy💪

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@city_digest This one was epic,back then

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@city_digest here's another TBT

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Wewe unaona tu hii picha ni AI generated,lakini watu wa facebook wamejaza tu Amen

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Ukikaa na dem mrembo kwa mat huwa unafeel peaceful untill ufike destination,hapo ndio unaregret mpaka unaanza kujitusi

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Boiyo

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29 days

Tunaingia streets daily kama ukedi

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Boiyo

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2 months

hii pesa ya internet nyinyi mnapata aje? ju niko wifi na laptop lakin bado nateseka

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Kama hukuwahi anzisha strike highschool,hakuna kitu unaeza niambia

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msee wa mayai anakuuliza "nikugongee kama jana?", wewe unadhani ni mayai kumbe ni dem yako

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Yaani mpaka navaa nguo yangu ya safari ,halafu huyu anakosa kutokea date nkt

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@vinijr 🔥🔥

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@gabrieloguda this one

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@SakajaJohnson sielewi chenye inakubamba na watu wako busy kuoccupy state house badala ujoin unacheka vitu nonsensical

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@MikeSonko fear Grn Zs

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5 months

unakutana na comrade 8:30 unadhani amerauka class ya 9 kumbe amechelewa class ya 7

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Wacha tumalize maandamano halafu Bien atuambie hii tabia ya kunusa kamisi alitoa wapi

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2 months

apart from kujaza status kama rosary,sign ingine ya low IQ ni gani?

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hakuna kitu husumbua akili kama noti imeraruka ,unaweza hata nunua gunia upate change

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Sahii maandamano inabidi ujichunge sana ,unaweza pigwa tu sweep na dem wa eastlando akuibie simu

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lakini kama huwa unazima data you need to work hard

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@humuorn_ here he is

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@city_digest this thief should go home

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@AMAZlNGNATURE seen this?😂😂

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Kumbe ukienda majuu unakuwa content creator huko tiktok automatically?

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1 month

wanaume wengine wanaamka kureject finance bill halafu wewe uko hapo unatext dem "how was your night", nkt

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Nikikumbuka nishawahi ambia dem awache kuhurt feelings zangu narudi kubeba gunia zingine mbili za simiti,mpaka foreman anasema itoshe

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Boiyo

@_Kelvin_real

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@omwambaKE "Azin" and "like"

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Boiyo

@_Kelvin_real

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primary yetu nayo time ya assembly ulikuwa unakaa rada sana,kofi inaweza land anytime halafu ukiangalia nyuma unaona kila msee anapiga makofi akiimba😂

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Boiyo

@_Kelvin_real

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mpaka huku Eldoret wazee wanasema 'Chen Z ' waheshimiwe

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