Black Jesus @_KazXO Twitter profile

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Black Jesus

1 year

The goat @TOOTTHEBARBER came through to show us some love, and drop some free game go check the episode out! #fivesuittheory #OutNow

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8 months

This all I want in my life fr nice house, family time, food.

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8 months

Grilled lobsters with papi

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Niggas more worried about bad vibes than HIV.. this app is POISON 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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7 months

Ima start a generational bottle war in there omg

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GTA Vice City Club (2002) vs GTA VI (2025)

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I kinda understand why rappers be elitist cause if this was on my wrist I’d be talking wild 😭

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1 year

AP Royal Oak Chronograph

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3 years

I need my friends to lie like this for me when I put them down as references for jobs 😭😂

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Black Jesus

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5 years

Taina doesn’t entertain any nonsense with ari... doesn’t get loud or rude.. simply keeps Herb happy and let’s him be a great dad 😭. You idiots will learn one day.

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Black Jesus

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6 months

THIRTY?!

if u a black grl if u a black grl if u a black grl

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7 months

So a lady can’t eat 30 wings in a sitting? Y’all strict dennabitch. Y’all know wings little as fuck nowadays cause inflation!

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5 years

Y’all gotta grow tf up pls 😭😭😭😭

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5 years

mood: ENERGY ALL 2K19 👅🤞🏽

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Black Jesus

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8 years

" aye bruh yo girl at this party acting like a hoe" Me:

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Black Jesus

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5 years

Herb is GONE.. ari gotta let it go he LOVES it there 😂😂😂

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Black Jesus

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9 months

@atcquis 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Black Jesus

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4 months

@Menace2Anxiety2 His dad as soon as he walk in the crib 😭

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Black Jesus

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2 years

Me adding these lies to my playbook

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2 years

Ladies what’s the wildest lie a man ever told you?

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4 months

@bestwildclips No drive buys just niggas running round “onguard!” 😂😂

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Black Jesus

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10 months

@24jets_ @DVontelJ Career nfl backup soon

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Black Jesus

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7 months

@quisoworst We not worried bout that my brother a aim botter I bought him a Range Rover

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4 months

@LyneWhitfield 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 knew immediately something was wrong

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Black Jesus

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5 years

Bringing this classic back so I never lose it

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Black Jesus

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4 months

@1GoneTilSept_ @chef_boyar_d “A horny pirate” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Black Jesus

@_KazXO

7 months

Next Philly Mayor 🏆

@nextphlmayor

7 months

Tomorrow Philadelphia City Council will vote to ban the wearing of ski masks in certain public places. The bill will allow police to stop and fine people $250 for wearing ski masks. Another step in the right direction of safety and changing the culture on the streets of Philly.

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Black Jesus

@_KazXO

7 months

I’m sorry young brother but there is absolutely 0 reason for you to have a ski mask on.. ban them

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7 months

Y'all okay in Philly??

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Black Jesus

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1 year

Bro that tubi commercial had me scrambling for my remote lmaooooo

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Black Jesus

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4 months

@painbuiltt This edit is crazy 😭😭😭

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Black Jesus

@_KazXO

7 years

She can't call you ugly if she can't stop laughing

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Black Jesus

@_KazXO

18 days

سبحان الله

@JohnDillenger__

18 days

Before the pandemic nobody ain’t even drink tequila like that if we being real. Pandemic came and it was monkey see monkey do.

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Black Jesus

@_KazXO

9 years

LMAO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I don't even have an argument for this http://t.co/dYqu71LxkY

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Black Jesus

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2 years

Staying in the house is really my all time favorite activity

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Black Jesus

@_KazXO

8 years

Yoooo I am dead 😭😭

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Black Jesus

@_KazXO

5 years

Nigga 36 with “TL terrorist 😈” in his bio... yeah I get it ladies I hate niggas too 😭😭😭

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Black Jesus

@_KazXO

4 years

For those of us who deal with depression, anxiety, spurts of anger & emptiness, or even just mood swings in general. I know this quarantine has been extremely hard and exhausting but there is light at the end of the tunnel.

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Black Jesus

@_KazXO

4 years

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Black Jesus

@_KazXO

9 years

Meek the hating ass nigga right? 😂😂😂😂

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Black Jesus

@_KazXO

6 years

What my food sees from inside the microwave

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Black Jesus

@_KazXO

9 years

Drake got mixtapes that did more numbers than meek albums 😭

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Black Jesus

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9 years

Harlem shaking through the pressure

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Black Jesus

@_KazXO

5 years

Us: “sips gonna be lit” god after making rain 5 Wednesdays in a row:

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Black Jesus

@_KazXO

2 years

This video is so redundant and offensive the man said he was in a black neighborhood and said He was in a real life planet of the apes but would never refer to black ppl as apes but that’s exactly what he did

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2 years

Joe Rogan apologizes for resurfaced podcast clips of him using the N-word. Spotify has reportedly removed 70 episodes of The Joe Rogan Experience that see the comedian using racist slurs.

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Black Jesus

@_KazXO

8 months

Somebody said “bad bitches link up” LMAOOOOOOOOO

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8 months

I ordered a lemon drop and this nigga said make it two.

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Black Jesus

@_KazXO

3 years

Your first problem is you been in the club since 98 it’s time to hang it up big fella 😂😂

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3 years

I been going to the club since 98 and I barely hear Jay-z in the club like other artists

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Black Jesus

@_KazXO

1 year

Wearing a shiesty in this weather is crazy you’re up to something illegal and I want you arrested

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Black Jesus

@_KazXO

5 years

When I just wanna fuck again but I tell her “I just miss the vibe and connection” and she falls for it

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Black Jesus

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4 months

@Papi_B22

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Black Jesus

@_KazXO

8 years

Her: "how you going eat this pussy daddy?" Me: 😋

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Black Jesus

@_KazXO

2 years

Officially accepted my first offer as a software developer at one of the largest companies in the world! All the long nights and hard work paid off s/o to the home team and my brothers @codeherk & @Segfaultpng for everything they’ve done for me! #BlackTechTwitter

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Black Jesus

@_KazXO

6 years

Philly niggas after they throw a fistful of parsley on some Alfredo

Sports are bad

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6 years

I really might be a chef

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Black Jesus

@_KazXO

6 years

Logic the biggest bullshitter ever lmaoooo he dropped a whole album about mental health and then just shook his wife mental health to pieces 😭😭

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Black Jesus

@_KazXO

8 years

When the gang take a group pic 😭

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Black Jesus

@_KazXO

3 years

I mean really what happened to just loving each other patiently , openly, and honestly. It’s not a crime to be a real partner to somebody but y’all just be wanting shit or rather y’all don’t know what y’all want so y’all cover it with superficial things.

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Black Jesus

@_KazXO

6 years

If you tagging the designers of your clothes in your pics on Instagram... you are the lamest of lame that’s top 3 corniest things I’ve ever seen 😭

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Black Jesus

@_KazXO

2 years

Who grandma you messing with twin

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Black Jesus

@_KazXO

5 years

You couldn’t make this shit up if you tried 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Black Jesus

@_KazXO

5 years

You can’t get played if you was doing it out of love. Y’all too worried about appearances instead of being genuine ppl.

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Black Jesus

@_KazXO

7 years

Qdoba >>>>>> chipotle AND THATS STAMPED

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Black Jesus

@_KazXO

7 years

Cause ppl only wanna follow a trend lol

kailah nicole, M.S.

@KillaKai_

7 years

why did it have to take JayZ to come out with an album for people to wanna get better financially, mentally, and invest in our communities?

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Black Jesus

@_KazXO

4 years

“You want some pussy??”

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Black Jesus

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4 months

@sc0ttryan On some cool shit 😭😭😭

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Black Jesus

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4 months

@himbo_chico Protein shake got it 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Black Jesus

@_KazXO

2 years

Dating is hard if you looking for something genuine cause most ppl on social media are disingenuous or looking for transactional relationships. Everybody wanna uphold an image or be heartless, or get over on ppl it’s all so exhausting.

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Black Jesus

@_KazXO

8 years

Factsssss lmaooooooo

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Black Jesus

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1 year

I’m petrified of having kids with the wrong person lmao I think about that like 4x a day

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Black Jesus

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5 years

I need to get rich cause I’m ready to have a child

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Black Jesus

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4 years

Niggas poisoned black Jesus just for him to rise from the ashes and cook they asses lmaoo

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Black Jesus

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5 years

Nigga sell an 8th a week and the chick do hair but tell bitches to come already washed and tweet shit like this shut upppp plsss

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Black Jesus

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4 years

If this is how the world ends atleast i know Twitter is gonna make it funny

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Black Jesus

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5 years

Niggas was tryna clown Kd for this??? Shit look like it was jumping 😭

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4 years

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Black Jesus

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4 years

I knew Philly niggas was a little slow when niggas start saying they was gonna stop listening to drake cause of meek and meek didn’t even stop listening to drake cause of meek 😭

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Black Jesus

@_KazXO

2 months

Breezy packed him up stop it

🪦🦇

@DEADMAN_pt3

2 months

Quavo still got the best diss of the year btw lol

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Black Jesus

@_KazXO

3 years

This whole movie isn’t supposed to be funny but it’s fucking hilarious

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Black Jesus

@_KazXO

7 months

3VN 

@DufreFS

7 months

going raw on the first link is insane

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Black Jesus

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6 years

Unconditional love is some scary shit when you really think about it

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Black Jesus

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2 years

Meeting women in real life >>>> cause y’all be spewing nonsense on the internet

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Black Jesus

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4 years

Booking vacations while the world is in pandemonium >>>>>

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Black Jesus

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6 years

Girls be like “I was just testing you “ well bitch I failed sooo now what?

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Black Jesus

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8 years

Quilly got robbed too many times for him to keep rapping like a killer 😭

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Black Jesus

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6 years

Dawg sex is really tricky you nut fast ONE time and she telling her friends you whack in bed and her Pussy fire 😭 in don’t matter how many times you wore that shit out the one time you nut fast it’s over 😭😭

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Black Jesus

@_KazXO

3 years

3pts 5rebs 6asts 5TOs 2/12 FT🔥🔥🔥

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Black Jesus

@_KazXO

1 year

This is harassment at this point

Sneaker Shouts™

@SneakerShouts

1 year

Restocks at 10am EST. Nike Dunk Low Retro "White Black" BUY HERE:

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Black Jesus

@_KazXO

5 years

I’m fucking crying

Trevor Norris

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5 years

Joe when Love said she was going out with her friends #YouSeasonTwo

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Black Jesus

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5 years

Niggas cheating over nail colors???? LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Black Jesus

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10 months

@Dubsln4 @24jets_ @DVontelJ Mad for what?? Oregon is clearly the better team Bo nix is just not an NFL QB ctfu

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Black Jesus

@_KazXO

5 years

YALL LEARNED ABOUT GOVERNMENT KILLINGS LAST YEAR AND NOW YALL BLAMING SENSELESS VIOLENCE ON IT PLEASE STFU

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Black Jesus

@_KazXO

1 year

@400Geeski Phone hasn’t stopped vibrating Lmfao

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Black Jesus

@_KazXO

2 years

The way yt ppl have gotten black ppl to police themselves is one of the wildest things to comprehend

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Black Jesus

@_KazXO

8 months

Jeezy can’t fool me I am familiar with your game brother

Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴

@big_business_

8 months

Ime Udoka bout to fight Jeezy

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Black Jesus

@_KazXO

3 years

Realizing anxiety is mostly your imagination running wild helps a lot but boyyyyy does this shit still suck lmaooo

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Black Jesus

@_KazXO

4 years

All these influencers are gonna ruin themselves and I am here for it 100% 😭

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Black Jesus

@_KazXO

1 year

Burna boy said black Americans had no culture then proceeded to sample brandy hahahahahahahhahaah

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Black Jesus

@_KazXO

2 years

Na

@Blaxk_Vin

2 years

When a woman really in love with you >>>>>>>>

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Black Jesus

@_KazXO

9 years

“ @NickSwagyPYoung : Now I gotta sleep on the couch with one eye open because ppl wanna put out crazy stuff”😂 two L's tonight Damn bro

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Black Jesus

@_KazXO

3 years

Niggas be scared to speak to women in public because they only cool on the internet

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Black Jesus

@_KazXO

4 years

I feel like being anything less than 100% honest with somebody you dealing with or trying to deal with about your intentions is kinda fucked up and manipulative

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Black Jesus

@_KazXO

5 years

No make up vs make up