I'm tired of hearing about transvestites.
1 million out of 350 million people have plagued and degraded every single thing for the other 349 million of us.
STFU
Sorry not sorry.
Remember whe Obama's EPA accidentally spilled 3 million gallons of pent-up toxic sludge from a defunct mine in San Juan County that hadn’t operated since 1923, and the EPA didn't notify residents for 24 hours?
Good times.
Spilled coffee all the way down my shirt so ran in Dollar Store and now I'm wearing a Dollar Store Halloween Tshirt today like a fucking Holiday Foul retard.
It's fine.
Omg
This isn't about DeSantis you fucking idiots.
It's not even about Trump.
This is about the shredding of America and the death spiral into a 3rd world shithole of corruption.
The close minded partisan shit is going to fuck us all.
I made inside out cheeseburgers.
You just stuff the cheese inside and it comes out poof! instead of like those retards on The Left that put the cheese straight on the grill.
No Trump supporter has ever tried to better understand me. Not once. I've never heard a MAGA figure tell Trump supporters they need to listen to liberals or immigrants or people in the LGBTQ community to better understand what motivates them. Have you?
Sometimes I'm pretty smart, and sometimes I do the make a coffee pot of water thing.
This is one of life's greatest disappointments.
It's done!
It's hot water.
You know who would have had that bridge rebuilt by now?
Trump
A yuge, beautiful bridge. The most beautiful bridge anyone's ever seen. The greatest bridge in history.
Gold plated prob.
I hope you Feds that have been spying on, pretending and entrapping your fellow citizens you are supposed to protect have ANY understanding of what you have done to America.
If you don't. Then you never got it in the first place
Teen said she had a fucking bad day.
So that's great. She picked that word up somewhere and I have to go wash her mouth out with soap when she's already having a fucking bad day.
Here's you in 2018 saying the idea the FBI needed the Steele report at all to seek FISA authority is "literally laughable."
Here's the Inspector General saying the Steele Dossier played a "central and essential role" in the FBI decision to seek a FISA order.
Can keep going...
This ivermectin cancer thing is the irony of all ironies
The vax is giving everyone the cancer and the vaxxed that yelled horse dewormer! at everyone else...
Well
These are rain flowers. They sprout and bloom everywhere all by themselves only after it rains to remind you that even when it's at its very bleakest, it will pass and there is still good and beauty.
This is the end of my Juneteenth state of affairs analysis.
I'm switching Beer Monday to Beer Tuesday because I missed Beer Monday and we need Beer Tuesday.
I can do this if I want because it's a free country. Sorta free country. Not really free country.
These are New America rules so the old not really free stuff doesn't count.
Don't even think about that looting shit down here.
We will shoot you on sight and call the sheriff to come remove your corpse.
It's in the Constitution.
If we could stop asking "who really is the president rn" that'd be great.
Same unelected bureaucrats and 3 letters been running the joint since forever.
She's going to get her ass handed to her and she knows it, they won't be able to hide it.
This is your flip "stolen" don't certify it Patriot v.2 setup.
BREAKING: Kamala Harris raises doubts about whether the election will be “free and fair,” saying the only way it won’t be stolen is if Americans “stand up for that.”
The Democrats have completely jumped the "our Democracy" shark on all fronts, set it on fire and are gleefully dancing around it in rainbow shirts watching it burn down and sink to the bottom of the ocean.
It's "can't get the back door open" humid.
It's "the windows are fogged up" humid.
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JUST IN: Air Force Two just landed in Munich, Germany, at 10:32 a.m. local time with
@VP
@KamalaHarris
. The White House says, "The Vice President is traveling to Munich, Germany to consult with allies and partners on the path forward in our response to Russia’s invasion of
I feel like I'm missing a 5 am, peace and coffee career commercial opportunity. But I'm white, so they prob wouldn't hire me. Because, you know.
So. This is it.
I just roll the 5 am, coffee for my 7 Twitter mutuals that understand.