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*That was a joke not a felony.

One of the Free States 🇺🇸
Joined March 2016
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@_JennyXGen
JennyX
2 years
@martian_munk @Wu1f_603 This is why marriage is so important. So we can keep them alive long enough to procreate and the human race doesn't die off.
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@_JennyXGen
JennyX
5 months
Welp. It was a good run. Goodbye everyone. At least we're going out on a Friday tho.
@Newsweek
Newsweek
5 months
"Severe geomagnetic storm" may hit Earth today: Everything you need to know
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@_JennyXGen
JennyX
2 years
I'm tired of hearing about transvestites. 1 million out of 350 million people have plagued and degraded every single thing for the other 349 million of us. STFU Sorry not sorry.
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@_JennyXGen
JennyX
6 months
Don't forget to drink your vegetables.
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@_JennyXGen
JennyX
4 months
It's not "sad" He deserves it. He's had a lifetime of being a shitty human.
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@_JennyXGen
JennyX
6 months
My neighbor put his Don't Tread on Me flag up. He mad.
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@_JennyXGen
JennyX
5 months
"you're such a redneck" Yeah. That really hurt my fucking feelings. 😂
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@_JennyXGen
JennyX
3 months
Well they would know.
@RealPatrickWebb
Patrick Webb
3 months
BREAKING: Former President Donald Trump likely to have another attempt on his life, according to former CIA official.
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JennyX
2 years
This is a squirrel
@FoxNews
Fox News
2 years
More classified documents found in Biden's Delaware garage, White House reveals
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JennyX
4 months
Lmfao
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@_JennyXGen
JennyX
2 years
Remember whe Obama's EPA accidentally spilled 3 million gallons of pent-up toxic sludge from a defunct mine in San Juan County that hadn’t operated since 1923, and the EPA didn't notify residents for 24 hours? Good times.
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@_JennyXGen
JennyX
2 years
Fucking cold front. Feel free to mute, there's going to be 2 straight days of bitching and whining on this TL
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@_JennyXGen
JennyX
2 years
I was going to bring deviled eggs to the BBQ tomorrow but that would cost as much as a bottle of Makers and a half a pig. So you know what I'm doing.
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@_JennyXGen
JennyX
2 years
Was this Jim Baker burning the evidence?
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
2 years
@pmarca Funny thing is that there was actually a little fire at Twitter HQ earlier this week! Whole building was evacuated.
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JennyX
4 months
Apparently everyone got suspended except the porn chicks.
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JennyX
6 months
Trail cam
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JennyX
6 months
Whenever Congress is in session on a Saturday we're fucked more than we're usually fucked on the weekdays. Double fucked.
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JennyX
3 months
Hurricane Hair. Like 80s hair minus the Aqua Net
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JennyX
4 months
The silence of 5 am *Trips over big black dog shitfuckwhoredamnpiss* Stuck the landing and didn't die. It's fine. Anyhow
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JennyX
2 years
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JennyX
4 months
Made some cheeseburgers and French bread on the smoker to save The West. 🇺🇲
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@_JennyXGen
JennyX
11 days
Nicotine... Does anyone have a cup of coffee I can borrow?
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JennyX
9 months
I went with blue eyeliner today like a French whore
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JennyX
4 months
I'm drinking a beer on conf call. That's what happens when you schedule them after 5. So
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JennyX
2 months
The feds have really gone downhill on this app. I blame DEI.
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JennyX
1 month
I've got a great idea! No mail in ballots Problem solved. You're welcome.
@AFpost
AF Post
1 month
Election officials say that widespread issues with the US Postal Service could cause disruptions in voting. Follow: @AFpost
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JennyX
4 months
I checked the calendar, it's Beer Monday. New rule!! Every Monday is Beer Monday for Summer Fever season.
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JennyX
1 month
Spilled coffee all the way down my shirt so ran in Dollar Store and now I'm wearing a Dollar Store Halloween Tshirt today like a fucking Holiday Foul retard. It's fine.
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@_JennyXGen
JennyX
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I have people in states far far away texting me what the storm is doing Yeah I know I'm sitting in it 😂 Thanks for the storm updates tho
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@_JennyXGen
JennyX
3 months
I'm okay with doxing now. Carry on.
@Wu1f_603
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3 months
"Don't get the Home Depot Lady fired! She's probably a nice grandma." Fuck that.
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@_JennyXGen
JennyX
1 year
It matches the grass because it's all natural. It's like drinking vegetables.
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JennyX
2 years
As soon as you get the guy with no accent on the phone, the problems resolve. Our fucking outsourced workforce is why we can't have nice things.
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JennyX
4 months
We're going to call this Beer Monday. These 2 things don't go together, but they blew up the country and now there are no rules so Beer Monday it is.
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@_JennyXGen
JennyX
5 months
Don't forget to drink your vegetables and eat your fruit.
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JennyX
4 months
Lunch is ready.
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@_JennyXGen
JennyX
8 days
The Northern Lights are beautiful tonight.
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@_JennyXGen
JennyX
10 months
So I got me a pen and a paper and I made up my own fucking sign. I said thank you Lord for thinking about me I'm alive and doing fine.
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@_JennyXGen
JennyX
2 months
Anyhow They tried to kill a president.
@JudicialWatch
Judicial Watch ⚖️
2 months
Body cam Footage of Trump Assassination Attempt Obtained by @JudicialWatch !
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@_JennyXGen
JennyX
6 months
Maybe Russia will finish it before our check has time to clear the bank.
@TheInsiderPaper
Insider Paper
6 months
BREAKING: TV tower in Ukraine's Kharkiv collapses after strike
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JennyX
3 months
The weather guy is pretty excited. He waits all year for this. Good for him getting his moment in here lmao
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JennyX
4 months
HEY! It's Bourbon Friday. That's in the Constitution 🇺🇲
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JennyX
2 years
Can anyone see this!?! OMG I'm not being seen! JK I'm just being an asshole.
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JennyX
1 year
Omg This isn't about DeSantis you fucking idiots. It's not even about Trump. This is about the shredding of America and the death spiral into a 3rd world shithole of corruption. The close minded partisan shit is going to fuck us all.
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JennyX
2 months
Not seeing any sets self on fires. Highly disappointing, peaceful protestors. You can do better.
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JennyX
7 months
Sometimes I'm pretty smart and sometimes I make a coffee pot of hot water like a retard
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JennyX
2 months
I made inside out cheeseburgers. You just stuff the cheese inside and it comes out poof! instead of like those retards on The Left that put the cheese straight on the grill.
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JennyX
5 months
Somebody flashed their lights for the cop warning. This is how we win America. God bless the light flashers.
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JennyX
2 months
Mowed the back 40 without dying. I'm ready to dump the tea, storm the castle and take the country back LFG! 🇺🇲
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JennyX
6 months
Wtf Patricia? I don't think those are real.
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JennyX
4 months
The "Juneteenth" thing is on Garbage Day. That's all you need to know.
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JennyX
2 months
When you call in after a 3 day, like we know. You're not fooling anyone with this call in "sick" thing.
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JennyX
6 months
Foggy That's really bad for the situational awareness. Werewolves everywhere.
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JennyX
9 months
Fuck you and your "understanding"
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@RexHuppke
Rex Huppke
9 months
No Trump supporter has ever tried to better understand me. Not once. I've never heard a MAGA figure tell Trump supporters they need to listen to liberals or immigrants or people in the LGBTQ community to better understand what motivates them. Have you?
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JennyX
3 months
Sometimes I'm pretty smart, and sometimes I do the make a coffee pot of water thing. This is one of life's greatest disappointments. It's done! It's hot water.
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JennyX
3 months
Caffeine, nicotine, adrenaline. And we're off!
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JennyX
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The internet archive is still down? So they're replacing the entire history with woke bullshit then. Great
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JennyX
2 months
Can we change the psyop today or we sticking with the same one
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JennyX
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Ahh the sound of chainsaws in the morning. What a disaster. It looks like a hurricane came thru here.
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JennyX
3 months
TRAILCAM! It's magical
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trailcam
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JennyX
2 months
"Who is running the country?!?" "We don't have a president!!" Sweet sweet summer chiles
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JennyX
8 months
They sell all these fancy phone cleaners and I spit on mine and polish it with my shirt like a normal person.
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JennyX
9 months
I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO WEAR TO THE CONSTITUTIONAL CRISIS OKAY?
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JennyX
2 months
Any other calls will be taken from the pool and I'm prob going to be buzzed too. Call at your own risk.
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JennyX
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So you feds know I will swim through alligator, shark and moccasin infested sewage - naked, to vote. Especially now.
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JennyX
7 months
You know who would have had that bridge rebuilt by now? Trump A yuge, beautiful bridge. The most beautiful bridge anyone's ever seen. The greatest bridge in history. Gold plated prob.
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@_JennyXGen
JennyX
2 years
I hope you Feds that have been spying on, pretending and entrapping your fellow citizens you are supposed to protect have ANY understanding of what you have done to America. If you don't. Then you never got it in the first place
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JennyX
5 months
The Mother's Day thing is a lot of pressure. "What do you want to do?!?" Um nothing. Like at all. Can you do the laundry, that's it.
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@_JennyXGen
JennyX
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Teen said she had a fucking bad day. So that's great. She picked that word up somewhere and I have to go wash her mouth out with soap when she's already having a fucking bad day.
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JennyX
3 months
Crowdstrike is the Pfizer of security.
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JennyX
2 months
Thanks to the men that still grab the door. It's the little motherfucking things.
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JennyX
2 years
Omg this is fabulous.
@mtaibbi
Matt Taibbi
2 years
Here's you in 2018 saying the idea the FBI needed the Steele report at all to seek FISA authority is "literally laughable." Here's the Inspector General saying the Steele Dossier played a "central and essential role" in the FBI decision to seek a FISA order. Can keep going...
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This ivermectin cancer thing is the irony of all ironies The vax is giving everyone the cancer and the vaxxed that yelled horse dewormer! at everyone else... Well
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@_JennyXGen
JennyX
4 months
These are rain flowers. They sprout and bloom everywhere all by themselves only after it rains to remind you that even when it's at its very bleakest, it will pass and there is still good and beauty. This is the end of my Juneteenth state of affairs analysis.
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JennyX
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How bout investigate the USDA for citing them for 3 years and not enforcing anything.
@fox13seattle
FOX 13 Seattle
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A food safety attorney is calling on lawmakers to investigate Boar's Head after discovering three years of inspection reports.
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JennyX
4 months
I'm switching Beer Monday to Beer Tuesday because I missed Beer Monday and we need Beer Tuesday. I can do this if I want because it's a free country. Sorta free country. Not really free country. These are New America rules so the old not really free stuff doesn't count.
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JennyX
2 years
I drank this ginseng tea and I'm sitting here waiting to be smarter and nothing is happening. This is bullshit.
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JennyX
3 months
I did my toenails in OPI Russian blue because I'm a Putin Stooge. Come and take it.
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JennyX
5 months
Nicotine gum and caffeine. Breakfast of champions this Almost Friday.
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JennyX
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Don't even think about that looting shit down here. We will shoot you on sight and call the sheriff to come remove your corpse. It's in the Constitution.
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JennyX
1 month
Okay people! Get out and vote as hard as you can. We have an incoming sets self on fire right here and it all depends on you! 🇺🇲
@realTrumpNewsX
Donald J. Trump News
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BREAKING🚨: American actor Rob Reiner, said he will set himself on fire if Donald Trump WINS the 2024 Election. What's Your Message to him ?
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JennyX
2 months
If we could stop asking "who really is the president rn" that'd be great. Same unelected bureaucrats and 3 letters been running the joint since forever.
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JennyX
9 months
They beat the shit out of us for years with "AIDS isn't a gay disease" and every effing commercial is gay AIDS. This is why we don't listen to "they".
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JennyX
3 months
I don't know who needs to hear this, but the cloud and relying on a single provider is a bad. Keep that shit in your basement where it belongs.
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JennyX
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it's Friday! *in the 5 am whisper voice*
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JennyX
6 months
A lot of you are really riled up on Twitterdotcom about the same issues over and over and I think you should drink a beer and walk it off.
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JennyX
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She's going to get her ass handed to her and she knows it, they won't be able to hide it. This is your flip "stolen" don't certify it Patriot v.2 setup.
@LeadingReport
Leading Report
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BREAKING: Kamala Harris raises doubts about whether the election will be “free and fair,” saying the only way it won’t be stolen is if Americans “stand up for that.”
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JennyX
2 years
The Democrats have completely jumped the "our Democracy" shark on all fronts, set it on fire and are gleefully dancing around it in rainbow shirts watching it burn down and sink to the bottom of the ocean.
@CitizenFreePres
Citizen Free Press
2 years
Mike Lee -- The Omnibus spending bill is extortion...
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JennyX
1 year
Who decided to yank home ec, wood and auto shop from HS? They no longer teach any life skills. Retarded.
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JennyX
11 months
My butt was on fire I thought something was wrong with the truck. Seat warmers are foreign around these here parts
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JennyX
3 months
Sorry I didn't like your tweet before I replied to it like some third world inbred rudeass.
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JennyX
10 months
Sounds like one of the neighbors got a new gun for Christmas. I'm going over so we can have a shootout.
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@_JennyXGen
JennyX
4 months
It's "can't get the back door open" humid. It's "the windows are fogged up" humid. This weather report has been brought to you by your friendly neighborhood weathermutual. Please like and subscribe and pay the Elon bucks.
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@_JennyXGen
JennyX
4 months
I'm never drinking again after tomorrow.
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@_JennyXGen
JennyX
2 years
"I have arrived in Germany where all the Germans live each day as a German here in Germany where I have just arrived, in Germany"
@simonateba
Simon Ateba
2 years
JUST IN: Air Force Two just landed in Munich, Germany, at 10:32 a.m. local time with @VP @KamalaHarris . The White House says, "The Vice President is traveling to Munich, Germany to consult with allies and partners on the path forward in our response to Russia’s invasion of
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JennyX
2 years
Why did they all build pyramids? Every where, every century Why pyramids?
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@_JennyXGen
JennyX
3 months
That's great because we're all wondering the same thing.
@ABC7
ABC7 Eyewitness News
3 months
The Secret Service is investigating how a gunman who shot and injured Trump was able to get so close
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@_JennyXGen
JennyX
4 months
1 more day and I'm dropping all the Freedom Fries memes I drop every year. Yes, the same ones. Mute while there's still time.
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@_JennyXGen
JennyX
2 months
I feel like I'm missing a 5 am, peace and coffee career commercial opportunity. But I'm white, so they prob wouldn't hire me. Because, you know. So. This is it. I just roll the 5 am, coffee for my 7 Twitter mutuals that understand.
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