@MuellerSheWrote
I believe the reason Donald has increasingly been referring to himself in the third person is as a prelude to denying knowing himself.
@hugolowell
Hey, what’s this? Trump wants to pull out of attending a military football game in December, and Meadows suggests Trump will not want the military ticked off at him in ‘a few weeks time’ - so like around Jan 6…..??
@BeschlossDC
“Forbes. Overrated. They call it Failin’ Forbes. I am very yugely rich. I’d show you my tax returns but they’re being audited. Let me show you the books. Shit, no, not those books, Weisselberg.”
@MacFarlaneNews
The ACLU’s National Prison Project says ‘The United States is the only democracy in the world that has no independent authority to monitor prison conditions and enforce minimal standards of health and safety.’
But somehow it’s never been a major issue for the Right. Until now.
@MuellerSheWrote
Funniest thing today - House had to postpone contempt hearing on Merrick Garland as they don’t have the votes because too many GOP members polishing the ring down in New York…!
@lachevron
@Randomschantz
@RonFilipkowski
Conservatives: This shouldn’t happen to me.
Liberals: This shouldn’t happen to anyone.
Liberals: I don’t like this, I’ll choose not to do it.
Conservatives: I don’t like this, I won’t let anyone do it.
@MuellerSheWrote
I believe the reason Donald has increasingly been referring to himself in the third person is as a prelude to denying knowing himself.
@funder
I have to take my shoes off to prove I’m not a danger to other passengers, so a vaccination that helps my own safety as well doesn’t seem like a bad idea.
@JoeTalkShow
This is such a two-tier justice system. Peter Navarro gets prison time for ignoring a subpoena but Deep State RINO traitors like Jim Jordan ignore subpoenas and get off scot free.
@OMGno2trump
From the comments, I think we’ve reached the amusing conclusion that this tweet is far too well-written to be genuinely from this <pause, sigh> elected Congresswoman of the United States of America.
@bury_sandra
@itsJeffTiedrich
@zen4ever2us
Nah - if they’d intended that they’d have put in something about forming a well-regulated militia for the security of a free state. They didn’t mention that, as they wanted private ownership of muskets and whatever weaponry might prevail in future.
@velvetrevulva88
“No, I’d prefer my boyfriend’s roommate to be a heterosexual girl because that makes me more comfortable and I can’t think things through....”
@EdKrassen
“I read that people are saying Vladimir Putin invaded Georgia. I live in Georgia and the Russians have NEVER invaded. Our militia probably stopped them at Chattanooga, Tennessee.”
@TulsiGabbard
Cut out and keep, your handy recyclable guide to the Russian legitimacy argument - once used, delete ‘Ukraine’ and type in next state now on Russian border - Poland, German, Netherlands, Belgium, France, United Kingdom….
@ZTPetrizzo
‘What did you do during the pandemic, dad?’
- ‘We’ll, the gumment was trying to stop the virus spreading, so I got together with a bunch of other folks to stop them.’
‘And what happened?’
- ‘It worked. I personally kept the virus spreading. I caught it from the other folks.’
@jramage84
@Baddiel
“So, Mr Ford, we have video evidence of you - on the news - assaulting someone on London Bridge in clear breach of your day release conditions ...”
“🤨”
@RonFilipkowski
That spontaneous act of tourism at the Capitol seems to be becoming less spontaneous by the minute. If only there was a word meaning ‘conspiracy’….
@MuellerSheWrote
Waiting for Greg Abbott to announce he’s mobilizing the Texas National Guard to intercept her plane, because he hasn’t been enough of an asshole…
@davenewworld_2
Antivaxxers: scaremongeres are listing everyone dying ‘with COVID’ as dying ‘of COVID’!
Also Antivaxxers: See, that person was vaxxed and mysteriously died at the age of 99.
@waltermasterson
Senator Cotton, tell me you don’t know the difference between Hong Kong and Singapore without telling me you don’t know the difference between Hong Kong and Singapore…
@kyledcheney
LOOOL!
‘If I were a major player they’d have been calling me dozens of times in the first few minutes’
‘They called you dozens of times in the first few minutes…’
@anaismitchell
Giving ‘three rings’ from your destination so that your parents knew you had arrived but you’d saved ten pence from the clutches of the telephone company.
@Stewie0
@jonkarl
@NicolleDWallace
They were told they were going to lose months before - April 2020 - hence the postal fiddling and pushing back on opening early ballots to set the on-the-night narrative
@RonFilipkowski
Tell us you’ve never served in any service with beret headgear without telling us you’ve never served in any service with beret headgear…
@emptywheel
@MuellerSheWrote
They did say ‘we should let the voters decide’ - and then didn’t object when Trump tried to overturn the will of the voters.
@innercitypress
@MatthewLeeICP
@sdnylive
Learn of allegations = ‘it was published on the firm’s website’
If lawyers had to recuse themselves in front of every judge they’d clerked for, it would we chaos.
@MuellerSheWrote
Hunter Biden should announce a run as a Republican presidential candidate then immediately start screaming about electoral interference and witch hunts of presidential rivals …..
@NotHoodlum
Seemingly part of his defence was that it’s ok to make public accusations of fraud if there is ongoing public dispute about fraud, even if he’s one of those keeping the public dispute going.
Judge said nah.