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Saudis drive like they have an extra life.
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Adulthood:
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"You have to cut carbs to stay healthy" Me cutting carbs:
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A group of Saudi experts about to publish their findings on what’s wrong with Saudi Arabia:
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Job interview: “where do you see yourself in 5 years?” Me:
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I find it offensive how far away Monday is from Friday but how close Friday is to Monday.
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Have to be at work: 8:30 am Me at 8:25:
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I identify with this completely:
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I'm going to write a few headlines about western nations the same way they write about us. (A thread)
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Zoom needs music that tells people to wrap it up just like in award shows.
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To whoever made this, I feel your pain:
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Adult's favorite coping mechanism is pretending nothing is wrong.
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From the amount of tweets I delete I know I should never get a tattoo.
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To those insisting we have to take advantage of this quarantine to learn new skills, I’d argue that opposite. Time and finances permitting, take the time to embrace the nothingness. Unlearn and unpack. Reflect and contemplate. Slow down the inhumane fast rhythm of modern life.
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4 rules of productive disagreement: - Frame it as a debate, rather than a conflict - Argue as if you’re right, listen as if you’re wrong - Make the most respectful interpretation of the other person’s perspective - Acknowledge where you agree with your critics & what you learned
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To good books, warm cups of coffee, cozy company and the liberation in fearless vulnerability.
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People who put extremely hot spicy sauce on everything are dead inside and are just trying to feel something.
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Sent an email to my whole department and instead of signing it off with my name "Faris", autocorrect made it "fatass". Phone is trying to tell me something.
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3 years
I'm not upset, my face just wakes up 4-5 hours after me.
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أحسبه خبز صاج.
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Me staring at the bathroom mirror thinking what's the worst that could happen if I skipped work:
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Harvard | KSU | Simple life | Coffee lover| LDN-DXB-RUH مهتم في الاستثمار والاقتصاد وريادة الاعمال وعلاج السرطان والفلسفة 🙏🏽
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You know what's ironic? Having to prove to my computer that I'm not a robot.
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I love mornings, as long as morning means whenever I wake up.
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“Where do you see yourself in 5 years” Me:
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Basically:
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Me pretending to have everything in my life under control:
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Be unapologetic about your interests. Accept people's interests in things you don't understand. Mockery is the function of the small and insecure.
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I believe in this:
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الحين ليلة سهم مب نفسه اكتتاب أرامكو؟
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The smartest people I've ever met unequivocally simplify everything around them.
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Meta-inshallah:
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These two stress me out on zoom meetings:
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The perfect job doesn't exi...
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Gyms in Saudi.
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Me: I miss going out Also me:
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Everyone cutting off toxic people in 2020, no one assessing their own toxic traits in 2020.
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Me on my way to snack after I just ate a meal:
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Do you sit and stare at the wall thinking about all the stuff you need to do and calculate how much you can procrastinate or are you normal?
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May we have clear thinking regarding mixed feelings.
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كل ما سالني احد وش اسوي في امريكا وكندا، اقولهم اني في رحلة تبشيرية عن فوائد الشطاف.
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Me after any task:
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I've found that good conversation only needs one thing in common between two people, the curiosity to listen.
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"can I speak to the doctor and not the medical student" "I AM the doctor"
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As I grow older, I'm starting to realize the only things that matter are staying curious about knowledge, increasing our capacity for empathy with it's different nuances and living in a state of perpetual kindness and love.
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Twitter has made me feel that I never want to hear what anyone has to say about anything.
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Forever stand by this:
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I hope whoever made this is having a wonderful day:
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I will forever believe that engaging with Khaleeji influencers when they say provocative/ignorant/bigoted things on social media is playing right into their hands. You validate them, increase their exposure and expand their base. Ignore. Them. Into. Oblivion.
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We've normalized narcissism as a false method of empowerment.
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Social media in a nutshell:
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I'll be taking a break from social media, if you want to reach me I'll be back in 5 minutes.
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Khaleeji guys doing videos in their cars should turn off the camera and keep driving to therapy.
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‘Baghdad is supposed to look like this’. These kind of comments aren’t meant to be malicious, but indicates a normalization of destruction and loss of life in the Middle East within the general psyche of the West.
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I modestly believe that oversharing your gestures of love to the masses of social media taints it. Pure intentions are meant for those we love and just for them. The whole point is that no one else needs to see it but them. We now strive for validation even in our acts of love.
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We really had no idea how much everyone disagreed on everything before social media.
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I don't know how to explain it but this is a mood:
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And that's how you defend Islam. http://t.co/pWzeRGyjs9 via @youtube
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My brain: you literally have a million things to do Me:
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How you think your What it actually late 20s-early 30s feels like feels like I I I I V V
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معظم "الناجحين" توفرت لهم بيئة وامتيازات مهدت لهم طريق النجاح. بدل النصائح الزائفة في تويتر، وفر البيئة والامتيازات نفسها للاشخاص اللي في محيطك.
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I don't trust restaurants with huge menus, there's no way you can make all that food.
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Yup.
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Social media apps should give us a "mute America" option.
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Real men deconstruct societal toxic masculinity, unlearn unhealthy traits and redefine it in a way that is constructive to them, their loved ones and their community.
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Getting a job now vs getting a job 10 years ago:
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@KarlreMarks Everything I've learned about that couple has been against my will.
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To myself: Twitter isn't a blog don't write threads Twitter isn't a blog don't write threads Twitter isn't a blog don't write threads Twitter isn't a blog don't write threads WHY TABOULEH IS A SUPERIOR SALAD, A THREAD: (1/57)
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Me at 21: "people who turn 30 have their shit together" Me at 30:
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I have a problem:
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I feel personally attacked by how accurate this is.
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"what are you doing later? Wanna hang out?" Me: "can't I'm really busy this week" Also me:
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I'm not sure who needs to hear this, but it's ok to fail. It's necessary to fail. We've created a culture of taboo around failure. People are failing around you. Listen to the ones that talk about it. Ignore the ones that hide it.
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2020's narrator would just be repeating "little did they know" in a loop.
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Life hack: stop listening to critics regarding books/movies/restaurants etc... and enjoy things first hand yourself.
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1) I've noticed a trend. A certain tendency in the west to mention the gulf's nomadic origins in a shameful way. I will make this very clear. I am extremely proud of my nomadic/Bedouin origins. I am extremely proud to have sheep and camel herders as my ancestors.
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One of the stark reminders of orientalism that's still alive and well is how the worldwide vernicular (western based) cannot fathom a "بشت". It's weird looking. It's a robe. Etc... Imagery that is not theirs is always offensive.
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Only people who hate themselves vacation in Turkey.
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"Wanna talk to you about something, but not now. Later" Me all day:
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One thing this pandemic has cultivated in me is patience.
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Not a single Saudi or Khaleeji on this panel. I still don't understand why they still do this.
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Live demonstration of what adulthood looks like:
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When your friends start getting married & having kids you realize it's finally time to grow up, do the mature thing and... find new friends.
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The UN.
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Is there something more useless than decaffeinated coffee?
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Adulthood is realizing most activists are narcissists and the people making real change you'll never learn their names.
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If Argentina wins the world cup and Saudi beat Argentina, then Saudi also won the world cup. I don't make the rules.
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Everything everybody is sharing during isolation (workout videos, cooking, jokes, etc...) is incredibly endearing. I hope you all come out of this pandemic more at peace and happier than you were before the pandemic.
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Somehow doctors have taken time out of their busy schedules and become the most annoying people on social media.
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When a patient asks me a question I don't know the answer to:
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Stable career and income at 25... Boy do I have news for you.
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I see all these people getting engaged and married at 19 & 20 is it just me who dosent want to get married until I’m at least 25+ with a stable career and income? 😰
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"وينك ما تنشاف؟" انا:
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Something to get you through Wednesday:
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Extremely accurate video of what happens when I see a puppy or dog:
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Welcome to adulthood, the sound of the dishwasher relaxes you.
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I find a common cause of anxiousness is overestimating how much control we have of events around us, and underestimating how much autonomy we have in making our decisions.
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When I grow up I want to be a kid.
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Some body wonderful (no idea who) gathered these and called it “nature dancing”.
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I'm a big advocate of heavily curating what content you consume. Don't underestimate the daily nonsense you are exposed to. It truly effects you in ways you cannot observe and as such is as important as the diet you eat.
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