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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
8 years
Ma maw got me good on Saturday 😂😂😂
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
3 years
Heeeey hey baby
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
8 years
Just slipped right on my cunt and put my knee through my wall cause my maws swept the floors fucking idiot will need to get wet floor signs
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
10 years
That's the game ciftci my son http://t.co/G2Ek4IIkTG
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
11 years
Hope swiper pulls through man one of the best
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
7 years
Ibiza in the morning buddy boys 🐝🐝🐝🐝
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
4 years
Sunday’s are fucking magic these days 😂🇬🇧
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
8 years
The only time 40m should ever be quoted next to moussa dembele's name is the amount of times his sisters been pumped in magaluf
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
8 years
Andy Hallidayyyyy 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
11 years
I'm happy with my man, in disbelief man 😂😂 http://t.co/y4gdBiDA1U
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
10 years
6 weeks till referendum and fat Salmond can't answer a question as simple as currency, no brainer for me #voteNO #nothanks
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
6 years
Hit pure para in a nightclub on Sunday night out the blue so bolted across the dance floor straight up the stairs and got to fuck max chasing after me wondering what the fuck I was upto 😂😂😂
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
8 months
@xoergh Least he’ll be able to let jock stein know his victims are finally getting justice
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
8 years
Here boys no very often a get the fear but holy fuck😳 think we'll just I was spiked last night
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
5 years
Another cracker 👏🏻
@opengoalsport
Open Goal
5 years
WATCH: @siferry8 Meets... @CraigMoore_18 From Oz to Ibrox ✅ Gazza, McCoist & 9IAR ✅ Move to @CPFC & Brought Back ✅ Shandy Time 🍻✅ @RangersFC Captaincy ✅ Decision To Go To Olympics & Exit ✅ @NUFC & Owen ✅ @Socceroos World Cups ✅ w/ @WilliamHill
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
5 years
Merry Christmas fuck the pope
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
8 years
Quiet weekend complete 😎😎
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
11 years
Honestly have the best pals, cheered me up a bit ❤❤
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
10 years
These loom bands are getting a bit out of hand now my niece has my dog lumping about with one round her neck 😂
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
11 years
Just deleted that wee Leoni Gilmour off Facebook, she's a fucking roaster man
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
8 years
Does my tits in when cunts say they will be 15 mins or whatever knowing fine well they will be much longer, even tho I'm the worst for it 😂
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
10 years
These mutants rattling on about wrestlemania yous no got work the morra ya worst cunts
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
4 years
Christ that was naughty jacko some hit, no doubt get a 2 match ban for that
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
4 years
Getting onit isn’t even worth it anymore fucked for about 3 days after it
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
4 years
Football manager does my box in at times 5 players in the huff cause I fined Connor Goldson 2 weeks wages just for turning up to training
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
3 years
The Blair tonight la dragon tomorrow old firm on Sunday send it 😜
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
6 months
@AidanCeitic_ Bit over the top mate a couple gold bars launched at opposition players hasn’t tarnished yer clubs name think that ship sailed many court cases ago
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
10 years
Danny Murphy, "I've seen samaras hitting a penalty in a Glasgow derby and he was cool then" bollocks http://t.co/dPlRy9kf0d
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
4 years
Got mountains of time for big Shane Duffy great fella
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Phelpsy
6 months
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
4 years
Alan McGregor THE goalie unbelievable
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
7 years
Mon Sunday move yer hoop sir
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
11 years
The news we was all dreading, RIP swiper love you brother
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
6 years
Thank fuck that’s January almost out the road pure catholic of a month so it is
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
12 years
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
9 years
A could right go a pint 🍺
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
11 years
Pumped a stinker last night, standard phelpsy
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
8 years
Hampden tomorrow then Wembley on Sunday class weekend ahead ⚽️🍺
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
8 years
Jordan matching a bird on tinder that goes to Dundee uni and says how the fuck am meant to get there in a tractor 😂😂😂😂
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
7 years
Some day that hiyyy 😆🇬🇧🇬🇧
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
11 years
Hope my horse does better this year ma fucking horse died last year 😂😂
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
6 years
@StewartonUnited Just gives a shout when I've to collect my medal cheers 😀😀😜
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
3 years
That goal is fucking massive btw
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
5 years
Horrible horrible bitter little man
@GingerAndy96
GingerAndy🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
5 years
Actually naa... Rangers & Celtic are training there.. Carry on as planned 👍🤣
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
8 years
Tomato pasta basil soup from the deli is out this world man 😋
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
4 years
Fantastic result Scotland 🏉🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿. If only the bitter tartan army didn’t make us Scottish unionists not welcome at hampden maybe we’d like to see the Scottish football team do well also, sadly not
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
9 years
@ryangilmourrr fuck up fenian bastard
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
7 years
Btw what's the deal with lucozade original fucking rotten now
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
9 years
Past my theory and cracking weekend ahead, happy Friday troops
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
3 years
😂😂😂
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
10 years
Yes voters are so bitter its embarrassing 😂🇬🇧
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
11 years
@bobbiWOODx : @caitlinmcx_ what were doing trying to kiss my boyfriend last weekend??” This isn't bebo and your not 12
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
5 years
Super killie away. Not the same team without Jordan Jones
@GingerAndy96
GingerAndy🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
5 years
Absolutely atrocious. Nobody fancied that the day.. Just as nobody did on Wednesday night. The players need to seriously step it up. 20 minutes at Easter Road isn't good enough.
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
11 years
Not being funny but I stopped watching wrestling when I was about 8
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
8 years
Sunday can't come quick enough 🐝💙🇬🇧
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
8 years
Buzzing for Leipzig in the morning 😆😆🇬🇧
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
10 years
I need to get a bird and settle down a wee bit
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
8 months
@HazLFC97 I’d flatten you wee man
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
11 years
Still can't get over Rachel asking if I had the same birthday as Chelsea, mad Aldi workers man
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
11 years
@daniellecreevyx your boaby daft
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
8 years
@chelseaphelps4 I'll give you my cscs card if you want ?
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
11 years
Reece cox is a belter 😂😂😂 http://t.co/9vy8cdzOpu
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
5 years
Ram st paddy’s day right up yer hoops
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
11 months
Now that’s something worth celebrating crash barriers, what a performance 👏🇬🇧
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
3 years
How do you like them apples ange ya fat trumpet
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
3 years
Fantastic reaction forget about Wednesday night and kick on now ⚽️🇬🇧
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
9 years
First day back at work tomorrow after maga #depressed
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
2 years
Can’t stand Andy robertson wee posh prick
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
11 years
People keep asking me why I don't have Instagram, well I don't have it because I'm afraid I will get to many likes and embarrass yous
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
4 years
Mvg’s a baldy nonce
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
11 years
Who's this wee Ryan Healy roaster, doesn't half put a lot of shite on Facebook
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
4 years
What a reaction that is after Thursday nights disappointment 🇬🇧🇬🇧
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
10 years
Wee girls that think there older than they actually are annoy me
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
10 years
Where do you actually get these cunts from that hit and take advantage of elderly people absolute scumbags
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
5 years
Hibs are a pathetic wee club with horrible little fans. FairPlay to the 200 of them that have turned up tonight, think the rest of them are still having nightmares from when they got punched back to their hostels in leith from hampden
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
3 years
Don’t look happy the night ya fucking donkey
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
9 years
Booking Ibiza on Saturday 😝
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
10 years
When your mum comes in the night club yer in that's when you know games a bogey
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
1 year
Perfect preparation
@England
England
1 year
New environment. New focus. The #ThreeLions are based at @RangersFC 's training ground ahead of Tuesday's 150th Anniversary Heritage Match against Scotland.
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
5 years
Hopefully that’s a career ending injury for that horrible fenian bastard Ryan porteous
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
4 years
Sore one to take that, 7 out a possible 9 still puts us in a cracking position onto Sunday 🇬🇧💙
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
4 years
@GingerAndy96 @ScottishFA Nobody likes ginger snp rats
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
3 years
Point in playing that system when you’ve got a full back in Stephen O’Donnell that turns back every time he gets in a decent position 🤷‍♂️
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
4 years
Shane Duffy
@DylanTRFC
Dylan🇬🇧
4 years
name a player that deserves to be part of the 55 celebrations i’ll start: Halliday
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
11 years
@_ReidFisher @nadiaross_ aye that will be right Nadia !!!
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
8 years
My niece just walked in and was like right what's happening with my dinner 😂😂😂
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
5 years
Heard a lot of shite in my time but I’m taking a back by this prefects nonsense, slate aff the roof no ifs or buts
@Anton_Danyluk
ANTON DANYLUK
5 years
4 Days until our boy gets into the villa 😍 Hands up if you’re excited 🙋🏼‍♀️ I know we all are 🌴✨ #TeamAnton #loveisland
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
11 years
This is class from Glentoran fans 😂 http://t.co/dWHzF4KzG7
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
7 years
Waking up at this time and no being able to get back to sleep is not my idea of a good nights kip, sleeping pattern is gone 😴
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
5 years
@StuartGray99 Haha yer birds 15 mate
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
4 years
Heeeeeere we go 10n a row, Shane Duffy a fucking love you
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
12 years
@DAVOTELLI Glasgow Celtic- formed by imogrants-ran by peadophiles- supported by terrorists
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
9 years
Nothing worse than when some dafty comes in your room then leaves and doesn't shut the door
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
8 years
Maw's kicking right aff cause I called this Matt cunt from the X factor a maggot and waste of oxygen 😂, probs a good guy as well
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
9 months
@Record_Sport Then bursts the net easy peasy cheers daily rebel
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
10 years
Why is it lots of absolute munters get a stupid amount of likes on Instagram btw
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
4 years
Needing a sunbed and a decent haircut
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@_DavidPhelps
Phelpsy
11 years
Annoys me when cunts feel the need to tell twitter that they are going to the gym every time they go
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