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Last night, I woke up around 1am and couldn’t sleep back cuz I was feeling unsettled. Few minutes later mom called to check in on me, cuz she was feeling the same way. She called my elder brother and he was at a party. She begged him to go home and he agreed.
This morning, he called her to tell her that his friends, he’s left at the party were all robbed on their way home.
I can’t thank God enough and may he bless my mom🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!! FEAR MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My friend’s bf of 3yrs, whom she spent last weekend and the public holidays with, just got married yesterday😩😩😩😩😩
He told her that he was going offshore this weekend cuz he works there🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️
Men are not nice people 😩😩😩😩😩
@jessefresh007
Dear someone's son,
We can kill each other with enjoyment, I'm working hard for that and so should you, text me when you see this.
Yours lovingly,
Someone's daughter
January’s ordeal:
1st & 6th: Got swindled of cash
20th: Got robbed at night in my house by 3 men
27th: Got involved in an accident
February’s ordeal:
7th: Escaped a fire outbreak in a petrol station
15th: Got robbed again in my street
Took me a lot to get outta depression😔
Last night, I almost died. I realized I had no one to call and even if I did, no one knows my house except my elder sis, who is miles away.
It just dawned on me, that I could die and no one would know, not even my neighbors 🤦🏾♀️
Not this black bearded slim guy liking all my pics.
I’m waiting for him in my DM, if all things go well. I’m gonna be in a relationship by the end of this week🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Adesaka_
That's because everyone doesn't want to be accountable for anything.
Everyone wants a perfect relationship, no one wants to work for it.
Everyone wants to be understood and heard but no one wants to understand and hear their partner.
No one is ready to fight for anything.
@FullSendCzar
@OMOTOYOSII_ix
Professor from Power puff girls
Eddy from Ed, Edd, Eddy
Number 1 from code name kids next door
Mandy from Billy and Mandy
Dexter from Dexter laboratory
I miss Cartoon Network 😩😩
Please if you are the one or amongst the people who saved my number as "Ekemini Big waist" please delete it😩🙏
My dad just told me that's what Truecaller is showing 😔
So this morning, I got a call from my friend who got married last year. She has been crying all through the call.
I rushed to her to know what’s up, just to hear that her husband left the country with her best friend instead of her(the wife).
Women are women’s biggest problem😤
I’m tired of my friends trying to matchmake me with their brothers, cousins and friends 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩
Even my boss tried to link up me with his brother 🤦🏾♀️
Good evening
#AkwaIbomTwitter
#UyoTwitter
Your baby girl is selling mouth watering barbeque catfish and crocker fish and all kinds of drinks at Ibom Christmas village (BOOT 377).
Come dine,wine and groove with me.
@Mistakobz
Today is bright
It's bright and fair
Oh happy day
A day of joy
(X2)
Oh happy day of joy
(Happy day of joy)
Richard Of Your Gain, Battle In Vain(2x)
R for red, O for orange, Y for yellow, G for green, B for blue, I for indigo, V for violet.
This are the 7 colors of a rainbow
#AkwaIbomTwitter
it’s that time of the year.
My hairdresser just sent me her wedding invitation card.
Any good looking, Slim, tall, dark and fully bearded man in the house, who loves PDAs and pictures ?
I was running late for work today cuz I slept late due to the all night, left the house by 8:40am, the bus driver stopped to get fuel, pump air in his tire and he stopped and told us to come down that he doesn't want to go again.
I made it to work by 8:55am💃
It can only be uyo💃
@fundsssss
1. Make up your mind that you are leaving and leave
2. Take whatever happens
3. Hustle
4. Never, I repeat, Never CALL home for money
5. Work hard and smart and earn the papers
6. Go home for the holidays with lots of gifts
7. Watch, how proud they'll be, that you are independent
@mide_ex
Ain't you tired after playing or having a HARD day in the office ?
Don't you fall down on your bed after playing or having a HARD day in the office ?
Not my mom calling me this morning cuz she wants to hook me up with a brother from church😭😭😭😭
Mom: this guy has been asking about you, should I give him your number ?
Me: No
Mom: hmmmm, are you sure you are not a lesbian ?
Me: mom, really?
Na so my life bad reach ?🥲🥲