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Mechanical/Electrical Engineer with 20years IT experience||Microbiologist||Marketer||Customer Care Representative||Chelsea||My tweets are strictly cruise!!!

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Joined October 2019
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@_Cruisemistress
Nwa Nsit Ubium
1 year
I'm a beautiful work in progress😊
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1 month
Last night, I woke up around 1am and couldn’t sleep back cuz I was feeling unsettled. Few minutes later mom called to check in on me, cuz she was feeling the same way. She called my elder brother and he was at a party. She begged him to go home and he agreed.
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This morning, he called her to tell her that his friends, he’s left at the party were all robbed on their way home. I can’t thank God enough and may he bless my mom🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
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1 year
Do whatever is good for your soul.
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1 year
Yes Sir🫡
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@TreforTre
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2 years
Post yourself in green immediately 🐍
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2 years
A smile can change the world.
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3 months
Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!! FEAR MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My friend’s bf of 3yrs, whom she spent last weekend and the public holidays with, just got married yesterday😩😩😩😩😩 He told her that he was going offshore this weekend cuz he works there🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️ Men are not nice people 😩😩😩😩😩
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@_Cruisemistress
Nwa Nsit Ubium
1 year
I am not ashamed of the Gospel of Christ🤍
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Onyeoma
1 year
I am not ashamed of the Gospel of Christ🤍
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@_Cruisemistress
Nwa Nsit Ubium
10 months
45 year old barbz🫠
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@AndyjnrUmaru
AndyJnr ° Umaru 
10 months
30yrs - 50yrs old , bless us with your Pic Lets see you all. 🤲🏾
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@_Cruisemistress
Nwa Nsit Ubium
4 months
I did my part, to serve my father land✌🏾
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@_Cruisemistress
Nwa Nsit Ubium
4 years
@jessefresh007 Dear someone's son, We can kill each other with enjoyment, I'm working hard for that and so should you, text me when you see this. Yours lovingly, Someone's daughter
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@_Cruisemistress
Nwa Nsit Ubium
3 years
January’s ordeal: 1st & 6th: Got swindled of cash 20th: Got robbed at night in my house by 3 men 27th: Got involved in an accident February’s ordeal: 7th: Escaped a fire outbreak in a petrol station 15th: Got robbed again in my street Took me a lot to get outta depression😔
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@_Cruisemistress
Nwa Nsit Ubium
2 months
With Saliva juice to wash it down my throat and a fat cookie to be perfectly satisfied.
@peace_igho
Peace Ighodaro 💛
2 months
With Ewedu or Vegetable??
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@_Cruisemistress
Nwa Nsit Ubium
2 years
Akwa Ibom men are fine🥺🥺🥺
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2 years
@Ukeme_VU @ChokolateGravy There’s traffic now. I can’t believe I spent 5 mins in plaza😭😭
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@_Cruisemistress
Nwa Nsit Ubium
3 years
Who dey handle you ? Nobody Who dey sample you ? Nobody Who dey cuddle you ? Nobody Make dem dey dia dey
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@_Cruisemistress
Nwa Nsit Ubium
4 months
How did we get here ?🤦🏾‍♀️
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@_Cruisemistress
Nwa Nsit Ubium
4 years
@shank_comics @Alex_Houseof308 @DuchessT_ @Tife_fabunmi @RealDreylo @iTv001 @UnclePamilerin @Mbahdeyforyou @Dehkunle @Blaaq_ie @farouq_yahaya I'm laughing out loud in this taxi and this old woman is staring at me, thinking I'm crazy. Lemme come down, first.
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Nwa Nsit Ubium
1 year
I want to be eaten 🥺🥺🥺
@Morris_Monye
Morris Monye
1 year
Don’t be too sweet to people or they will eat you.
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@_Cruisemistress
Nwa Nsit Ubium
5 months
I woke up craving a seven inches dark brown, veiny sausage that springs out hot vanilla liquid, after few licks, nibbles and sucks🥺🧎🏾‍♀️🥺
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Nwa Nsit Ubium
5 months
Last night, I almost died. I realized I had no one to call and even if I did, no one knows my house except my elder sis, who is miles away. It just dawned on me, that I could die and no one would know, not even my neighbors 🤦🏾‍♀️
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@_Cruisemistress
Nwa Nsit Ubium
1 year
Using my cousin’s picture to gain traffic for yourself isn’t cool dear.
@PreciousUduak3
Hrm Precious Uduak
1 year
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@_Cruisemistress
Nwa Nsit Ubium
2 years
Not this black bearded slim guy liking all my pics. I’m waiting for him in my DM, if all things go well. I’m gonna be in a relationship by the end of this week🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Nwa Nsit Ubium
2 years
This guy I was crushing has a babe😭😭🤧🤧 We move🚶🏾‍♀️🚶🏾‍♀️🚶🏾‍♀️
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@_Cruisemistress
Nwa Nsit Ubium
3 years
@Adesaka_ That's because everyone doesn't want to be accountable for anything. Everyone wants a perfect relationship, no one wants to work for it. Everyone wants to be understood and heard but no one wants to understand and hear their partner. No one is ready to fight for anything.
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Nwa Nsit Ubium
3 years
Dear Akwa Ibom men, for the last time🤦 My name is EKEMINI and not BIGGIE 😩 Do I look like a sausage to you ?😩
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Nwa Nsit Ubium
3 years
@FullSendCzar @OMOTOYOSII_ix Professor from Power puff girls Eddy from Ed, Edd, Eddy Number 1 from code name kids next door Mandy from Billy and Mandy Dexter from Dexter laboratory I miss Cartoon Network 😩😩
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@_Cruisemistress
Nwa Nsit Ubium
3 years
Please if you are the one or amongst the people who saved my number as "Ekemini Big waist" please delete it😩🙏 My dad just told me that's what Truecaller is showing 😔
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@_Cruisemistress
Nwa Nsit Ubium
3 years
So this morning, I got a call from my friend who got married last year. She has been crying all through the call. I rushed to her to know what’s up, just to hear that her husband left the country with her best friend instead of her(the wife). Women are women’s biggest problem😤
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@_Cruisemistress
Nwa Nsit Ubium
4 years
@ade4lahanmii How on earth do these little creatures do the impossible with so much confidence ?🤦
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Nwa Nsit Ubium
4 years
@Jerziiii He's so cute😍😍😍 GOD when ?😭😭😭😭
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@_Cruisemistress
Nwa Nsit Ubium
3 years
Thank GOD for life 🙏
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Nwa Nsit Ubium
4 years
@black_bhoy_ See them shouting never but they want another woman to do it for them 🤭
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Nwa Nsit Ubium
1 year
Find yourself an Akwa Ibom woman and have peace🤭🤭🤭
@sonsydarlin
Mfoniso Emem (project manager)
1 year
AkwaIbom women are so caring and thoughtful once they like you.
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@_Cruisemistress
Nwa Nsit Ubium
4 years
I and my cousins took a stroll this night and some group of men in a vehicle just shouted "ikpo itid"😩😩
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@_Cruisemistress
Nwa Nsit Ubium
3 years
Dear Akwa Ibom men, my name is EKEMINI and not MOH-MOH😩 Nsuto mkpo🤦
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@_Cruisemistress
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I’m tired of my friends trying to matchmake me with their brothers, cousins and friends 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 Even my boss tried to link up me with his brother 🤦🏾‍♀️
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Nwa Nsit Ubium
4 years
@neosvy @kayode__xo My right foot gives long passes and free kicks andmy left foot is for short passes and penalties.
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Nwa Nsit Ubium
4 years
Good evening #AkwaIbomTwitter #UyoTwitter Your baby girl is selling mouth watering barbeque catfish and crocker fish and all kinds of drinks at Ibom Christmas village (BOOT 377). Come dine,wine and groove with me.
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@_Cruisemistress
Nwa Nsit Ubium
3 years
@Mistakobz Today is bright It's bright and fair Oh happy day A day of joy (X2) Oh happy day of joy (Happy day of joy) Richard Of Your Gain, Battle In Vain(2x) R for red, O for orange, Y for yellow, G for green, B for blue, I for indigo, V for violet. This are the 7 colors of a rainbow
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@_Cruisemistress
Nwa Nsit Ubium
10 months
Calm down and let an Annang man love you for the holidays 🤭☺️🤭
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@_Cruisemistress
Nwa Nsit Ubium
2 years
#AkwaIbomTwitter I’m hosting a house party tomorrow, Friday the 29th of July. Please interested persons should indicate for the venue, thanks.
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Nwa Nsit Ubium
11 months
When the ways of a man pleases God. He sends him a wife from Akwa Ibom😁🤭 Get yourself an Akwa Ibom woman today🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠 #Akwaibomtwitter
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Nwa Nsit Ubium
3 years
#AkwaIbomTwitter it’s that time of the year. My hairdresser just sent me her wedding invitation card. Any good looking, Slim, tall, dark and fully bearded man in the house, who loves PDAs and pictures ?
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Nwa Nsit Ubium
4 years
@BiyiThePlug @_oluwatobiiiii Sugar daddy better known as Zaddy.
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3 years
I was running late for work today cuz I slept late due to the all night, left the house by 8:40am, the bus driver stopped to get fuel, pump air in his tire and he stopped and told us to come down that he doesn't want to go again. I made it to work by 8:55am💃 It can only be uyo💃
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Nwa Nsit Ubium
4 years
@shank_comics Oh lord @shank_comics 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😩😩🤣🤣🤣🤣 My boss just kicked me out of the office. He said I can come in when I'm normal🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@_Cruisemistress
Nwa Nsit Ubium
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Uyo rain go dey fall like say person send am, cuz tell me why that powerful thunder and lightning struck ??? Now my charger is gone😩😩😩
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@_Cruisemistress
Nwa Nsit Ubium
4 years
@fundsssss 1. Make up your mind that you are leaving and leave 2. Take whatever happens 3. Hustle 4. Never, I repeat, Never CALL home for money 5. Work hard and smart and earn the papers 6. Go home for the holidays with lots of gifts 7. Watch, how proud they'll be, that you are independent
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@mide_ex Ain't you tired after playing or having a HARD day in the office ? Don't you fall down on your bed after playing or having a HARD day in the office ?
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@_Cruisemistress
Nwa Nsit Ubium
2 years
A very thick and long chocolate sausage with infused evaporated milk that surfaces after several licks, sucks and nibbles🥺🥺🥺🥺
@PabloHoggs
*Pablo Martini*
2 years
What y'all craving right now?
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@_Cruisemistress
Nwa Nsit Ubium
8 months
E plenty but manage these ones🤣
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@Jaynaijaa
JayNaija
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Reply this with a picture of a food that you cooked
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@_Cruisemistress
Nwa Nsit Ubium
2 years
Not my mom calling me this morning cuz she wants to hook me up with a brother from church😭😭😭😭 Mom: this guy has been asking about you, should I give him your number ? Me: No Mom: hmmmm, are you sure you are not a lesbian ? Me: mom, really? Na so my life bad reach ?🥲🥲
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