Charles Barkley Profile
Charles Barkley

@_CharlesBarkley

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Charles Barkley
14 years
Now we have all the power in the Universe? What should we do now...Jesus? What's first on the agenda?
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Charles Barkley
14 years
*starts to come to* ......what....I feel...I FEEL POWER. SUCH POWER!!!!!!!
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Charles Barkley
14 years
Bill Cosby! Can it...is it...is it really you? What an honor to be in your presence!! *kneels in front of Bill Cosby*
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Charles Barkley
14 years
Our foes are defeated, Jesus, and we stand victorious....but hmm....what do we do now? Where is the power?
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Charles Barkley
14 years
Think again, knucklehead!!!!!!!
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Charles Barkley
14 years
I am here to cleanse you in the name of the NBA. Jesus and I are now ONE...this should have happened long ago!
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Charles Barkley
14 years
Jesus, quick! Bless these basketballs....I will launch them at Dracula and destroy him!
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Charles Barkley
14 years
Oh, that's it! I'm about to lay you out, you ugly fool! Jesus! Bless ma' basketballs!
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Charles Barkley
14 years
I ain't seen anything this glorious since "Barkley: Shut Up and Jam!" for the Super Nintendo.
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Charles Barkley
14 years
Take this, ya rag timin' punk!
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Charles Barkley
14 years
Aw yeah! Time to SHUT UP AND DIE, Dracula! *launches the holy basketballs at Dracula's head*
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Charles Barkley
14 years
Ach! My Barkleymobile is a bonafide wreck... Jesus!
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Charles Barkley
14 years
What is it Jesus? What do you see?
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Charles Barkley
14 years
Oh, I didn't mean it like that, little man. Sorry.
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Charles Barkley
14 years
But what does it mean, Gandalf?!
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Charles Barkley
14 years
Indeed....wait, Robocop...can you use your powerful computer-brain to decipher this clue? Maybe there's a hidden message.
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Charles Barkley
14 years
@_MrMystery_ Time to SHUT UP AND CONTROL THE UNIVERSE! I accept this challenge!
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Charles Barkley
14 years
Ugh, I can't shake 'em!!
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Charles Barkley
14 years
Of course, sir! *Charles goes outside and fires up the engine. The rest of the team goes and jumps into the car* AWAAAAAYY!!!!!!!
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