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@_CatheSam

2 years

A thread of all my shared written stories... TIWA: MRS. BILLIONS: GHETTO: BETHROTED: LOOP: A short story:

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@_CatheSam

3 years

‘Oga Choko’ as he is fondly called, stepped out of the room wearing his old faded jacket on a carton colored trouser,he used a tiny piece of material as a belt. Oga Choko, was gaggling his gullet with warm salt water and spitting out with fuzzy sounds,

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@_CatheSam

3 years

@delphiorcale @Davidsopuru @frisbrii And he legit did roll his eyes at him 😭

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@_CatheSam

2 years

@Tekanomo_ Egg shells scare the crap out of Wall geckoes, just have the shells kept at hidden corners of your home, and see them flee, and never return.

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@_CatheSam

6 months

@beibipearl2 That uncle that can "code an entire program" is not a staff of UBA? 😩

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@_CatheSam

4 years

@odeyemi_yemi Me: raises up upper body/head and says "babe take off your hand so it doesn't hurt". Babe: nah, I'm fine, just relax. Me:you sure? I don't want your hand to hurt you . Babe:I said I'm good, just relax. Abeg X 1billion, na una dey do una sef abeg. 🙄🙄

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@_CatheSam

4 months

This is not a suicidal Tweet... I am just tired of this life and its numerous problems. One shouldn't have to fight physically, mentally, spiritually, and still get minimum result. I'm simply tired. Please, do not preach to me. Thank you.

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@_CatheSam

2 years

@SelemaEnang "I don't like girls that stay alone, you people's wahala is too much". Okay sir, let me carry my wahala and be going. BlockedT!

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@_CatheSam

2 years

@Blaqnificient1 @MrMekzy_ 😂 🤣 😂 I saw a picture of him, alongside dollarz, someone quoted it with "bastard money" and I was completely lost! 😭

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@_CatheSam

11 months

365 days above sea level... Chapter 30, episode 33. OuuuI!!! 🎈

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@_CatheSam

4 years

MISSING PERSON!!! ISHAYA DANBOYI was last seen on Tuesday (20th October). His last known location was ZARMAGANDA and his destination was GYEL Anyone with information concerning his whereabout should please contact: 08034897117. KINDLY HELP US RETWEET Thank you very much.

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@_CatheSam

4 years

@iamdahmmie Tirin tin tin tin x3 tirin tin....didum I will worship the Lord for He is worthy...

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@_CatheSam

4 years

Dear 25 year old sisters, stop beating yourself up about not getting married or having a man at this time of your life;it's enough, just stop it. Focus on God, Growth, Happiness, Self-love and Supporting the world in ways you can. With love, a well wisher 💕

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@_CatheSam

10 months

@DamilohunA 😂 😂 😂 The audacity to ask sister Deborah "how did she know?" 😂

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@_CatheSam

2 years

Because... ❤️ 📸 @Hanie_Hara 😊

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@_CatheSam

5 years

Hey, I'm still your shoes girl. What would you like to wear with that N12000 this month? Don't forget, DM is always OPEN FOR BUSINESS.

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@_CatheSam

3 years

BSc. Public Administration, good researcher, has 2 years experience in administrative/secretarial, personal assistant duties, tech savvy, great writer. PLEASE, I NEED A JOB.

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@_CatheSam

4 years

Once upon a time, it looked like I wasn't gonna see this day but God gave me a second choice with life... Super grateful Blessed Renewed Hitting this big 3.O with 'another banger!' I got blumblum 🎈 y'all 🥂💃🏾

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@_CatheSam

4 years

This is NOT the update I looked forward to. Thank you Twitter fam, for helping us push this, Ishaya has been found but not alive. Pray for the strength and comfort of his family. Thank you again. 😥 😭 😭 October 2020- We will not forget 💔

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@_CatheSam

4 years

MISSING PERSON!!! ISHAYA DANBOYI was last seen on Tuesday (20th October). His last known location was ZARMAGANDA and his destination was GYEL Anyone with information concerning his whereabout should please contact: 08034897117. KINDLY HELP US RETWEET Thank you very much.

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@_CatheSam

8 months

@imohumoren If I'd carried my NAFDAC advocate spirits from sec sch into adulthood, y'all would have been safe 🥲

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@_CatheSam

2 years

@Apholerbee @ThatUrhoboGirl Omo! Some of you really need to understand the real meaning of 'friendships'. This isn't okay.

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@_CatheSam

1 year

I, Catherine Samuel, can do all things through Christ who strengthens me! #recitation_themovie

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1 year

I, Victor Tioluwani Olubiyi, can do all things through Christ who strengthens me! #recitation_themovie

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@_CatheSam

3 years

Uhm... Some days, I look like... 🤭

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@_CatheSam

3 years

#YourFavoriteShoesGirl 👞

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@_CatheSam

4 years

Jpegs? Yes, jpegs ☀️

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@_CatheSam

5 years

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@_CatheSam

1 year

'Unaware' pictures be the mood 😌

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@_CatheSam

2 years

@MrMekzy_ Lmao, I'm already imagining it and laughing 😂. Somebody that I will use 12 eke market days to laugh at? He's a human being, not a robot abeg.

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@_CatheSam

5 years

Yaaay... Look who got balloons today? 🤗🤗🤗

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@_CatheSam

4 years

Before the account goes completely down 😂, kindly help me RT to the faces of my customers 🙏🏾. Frame 1 : N14000 Frame 2 : N18000 Frame 3 : N18000 Frame 4 : N14000 "are these handmade?" Yes they are, and of great quality. You can send in your shoe size and location via DM.

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@_CatheSam

2 years

I just want to talk about the strange things we've seen in Uni. Never forgetting a cat I saw; walking towards the 'common room', got close then stretched & became a girl, with books in hand; Or was it the one I saw fetching water by the tap, with a basket? There's more 😭

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@_CatheSam

3 years

😤😤😤😤

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@_CatheSam

4 years

Called my mum; almost in tears, I asked her to pray for me and she said "it looks this way because God is about to do something new, don't give up, He will show up. So, I'm sharing this word with y'all. GOD WILL SHOW UP. Happy New Month Fam 🎊. PS:" things will Normalize"😂

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@_CatheSam

3 years

@kingyeahmi4 Because they put jollof rice inside your own? Ehn, we can do that one too nau.

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@_CatheSam

3 years

SHOES 🧵 PRICES:N15000 LOCATION:JOS, 🇳🇬 DELIVERABLE 🚚 :To any location within 🇳🇬 Send in your shoe size, preference, location and make payments through my DM.

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@_CatheSam

4 years

Monday jpegs/media update. 🤗😍

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@_CatheSam

1 year

@stephanieorkuma This always hurts, and leaves me wondering how the software was built in the first place because, ordinary minimize?

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@_CatheSam

5 months

🚥 📸 🎤 Action...

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@_CatheSam

2 years

Sneak-peek into my bridesmaid duties 😉.

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@_CatheSam

4 years

See ehn, hearing Brymo's songs as a soundtrack in movies is EVERYTHING!!!, his voice be sending chills inna me spine. 😍😍

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@_CatheSam

2 years

TGIF!!! 🤸🏾‍♀️🤸🏾‍♀️🤸🏾‍♀️

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@_CatheSam

3 years

Chinaza Nduka is a graduate of Theatre Arts at the University of Jos. Few days ago, she was involved in an accident that claimed her limbs. Currently, she needs 5 million Naira for a surgery that will enable her to walk again.

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@_CatheSam

3 years

12/09/ +365 🙌🏾

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@_CatheSam

4 years

@Enzodarosa_ @iamdahmmie Lmaooooooooooo. "Said in my heart and in my soul, everything dey alright I dey kampe, O wa leyin mi, Oluwa mi, Baba mi, mo tun so wipe...." 😂😂

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@_CatheSam

2 years

I know it's a busy Monday at your end but Uhm, it's also my MOMMA'S BIRTHDAY Y'ALL!!! 🎉🎉🎉

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@_CatheSam

8 months

Today at my the company's 'End Of The Year' party/award, I got the: 1. Customer First - Award: For dealing directly with customers on a regular basis, leaving a positive impression on customers and consistently turning them into recurring customers through exceptional care...

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@_CatheSam

11 months

The face The hustles

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The face The hustle

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@_CatheSam

4 years

It's my mama's birthday 💃🏾. Help me celebrate this lovely woman of mine 🤗.

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@_CatheSam

5 years

@Donuche1 @volqx Won what? We don't know him and don't get me "pissed up". 🙄🤣

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@_CatheSam

8 months

@Morbidful Reading this just gives me the cringe, messed up my breathing for a minute 😩

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@_CatheSam

2 years

Stepped out to celebrate with my very own 'Nde' @gonsum_pikin . Dress: @NeeSen9 Hair: @NiagsanGwapna Pisho kredit: @Fatis3l

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@_CatheSam

3 years

"Please fix your gaze on my tl, for a mdeia update"... 🤗

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@_CatheSam

2 years

Seen shege but Uhm... 🗑️

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@_CatheSam

5 years

2020 🎉 I'm going to get: A job A business expansion The grant The admission A tattoo A waistbead The man A proper vacation. Selah 🙌🏾.

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@_CatheSam

2 years

Happy Thanksgiving 💃🏾 /media update 🥰

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@_CatheSam

2 years

Lol, did a thing yesterday, couldn't decide so, take 4 😉.

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@_CatheSam

2 years

@LXRE__ 😂😂There's a price to pay for every move, and it keeps getting higher per the "astray".

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@_CatheSam

4 years

Bruuuuuuhhhhhh @its_yugee , you asked and I'm feeling generous 🎄🎄🎄

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@_CatheSam

4 years

Lost for words coz what's this love?

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@_CatheSam

3 years

Braids off, glasses off, dimples on... 😊 #YourFavoriteShoesGirl 👞

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@_CatheSam

11 months

Not a good day for pictures but hey... 🖤

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@_CatheSam

4 years

@ChuksNoble4 @shank_comics @Volqx1 @_harrisonJNR @_VALKlNG @Mister_Judah @Alex_Houseof308 A very important person said to me "heal first, so you don't rub your pain on the next person that wants to love you genuinely". @Hanie_Hara @carltonatane , @LGowong , @nuhu_tamimia , @Fatis3l good morning.

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@_CatheSam

3 years

I just sent Linda Ikeji a mail, this writing must pay, one way or another 💪🏿.

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@_CatheSam

3 years

After that sub? Media Update, puleasssssse. 😩

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@_CatheSam

1 year

Take 2...

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Share a picture of you at work

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@_CatheSam

2 years

@Fatis3l @Thatnsukkaboy_ Lmaooooooooo 😭 😭 🤣 Which of her children refused to listen to her?, that we have to face this? 😭

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@_CatheSam

2 years

@Orly______ @_bedge I thought more of this about Kenny though, he didn't deserve it.

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@_CatheSam

4 years

I pray that struggles would "clear road" for your blessings to set in, this February... HAPPY NEW MONTH darlings ❤️.

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@_CatheSam

2 years

@jennigreatest @jiggymaami We most certainly wish them a continuous happy married life 🤲🏾😭.

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@_CatheSam

3 years

"I don't like coperate shoes", "I don't like conventional shoes", "I don't like...". That's enough dear, you're too cute to be complaining about things I can solve... 🤗 PRICE:N15000 LOCATION:Jos, 🇳🇬 DELIVERABLE 🚚(in good shape) to your location.

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@_CatheSam

1 year

@Baba_Shawn_II Lmao! "babe, help me read this, and explain it too" 😭 😂

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@_CatheSam

5 years

@Iam_april101 @PhindilePi1

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@_CatheSam

2 years

@MrMekzy_ 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 "so you're the only person who can find these things"

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@_CatheSam

9 months

@chudy_jnr 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 This is the pettiest reasons I've read so far, and tbh, I concur. Do and marry your own. 😪

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@_CatheSam

3 years

😍❤️🔥 Happy #ValentinesDay darlings.

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@_CatheSam

10 months

🌹 ♥

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@_CatheSam

3 years

Dear 30+ men, sometimes allow us to throw small tantrums ear and dear. Which one is "let bygones be bygones, so how are you?". I'm not fine dear, I want to fight!!!

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@_CatheSam

3 years

It's not "body shaming" for me; it's disrespectful to me, when you keep telling me to "add small flesh nau". I. AM. NOT. YOUR. SPEC. Leave me alone and go find your spec.

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@_CatheSam

4 years

Broke but NOT broken 🙌🏾😍 📸: @Hanie_Hara 😍 Rings: @nuhu_tamimia 🤗

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@_CatheSam

3 years

For @poepatricks and @Fatis3l ❤️❤️❤️

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@_CatheSam

4 years

TGIF 🤓💃🏾✌🏾 📸 : @nuhu_tamimia 🤗

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@_CatheSam

3 years

"Banana is a happy fruit" they said, know what else makes one happy? #CravinsIcream

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@_CatheSam

2 years

A Saturday well spent. 🥰

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@_CatheSam

3 years

May God bless my mother for me, and yours too. 🤗

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@_CatheSam

10 months

I attempted product photography with my phone. How did I do? 🫣🫣 Frame 1 is a travel/lunch food warmer 😁

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@_CatheSam

5 years

@StephanieAkiga @Biisi96 And then the "next week when I'm back from Germany" 🤣🤣🤣

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@_CatheSam

2 years

@Emeneks Your mama really owns Frankys, because this cake! 🔥 😅

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@_CatheSam

3 years

"If you get 1 million naira now, will all your problems go away?".

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@_CatheSam

4 years

2011 I was a vibrant Uni student, I didn't understand it but I was trying so hard, striving to find my way around it I wasn't big on grades but that's not what I wanna talk about today. I had difficulty in sitting (some certain postures), being on bikes and certain postures

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@_CatheSam

2 years

🌻🌻 Flower geh.

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@_CatheSam

3 years

Media Update! Before my new followers think they just followed a Chelsea boot. 😁 #YourFavoruteShoesGirl

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@_CatheSam

2 years

☀shine 🌞.

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@_CatheSam

4 years

Jos my Jos trending on a Christmas day. I live for this day!!! 🙌🏾😭 #OnlyInJos

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@_CatheSam

4 years

These ushers, sharing capri-sonne & cream crackers to children and skipping me, are we not all children in the house of God?

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@_CatheSam

3 years

So yesterday... Phone:zzzzrr Ma:oga madam how far? Tomorrow is my birthday Me:yes ma, I know. Ma:okay, so are you posting me on your Facebook, & the family group? Me:anywhere you want madam 😆 Dears🤗, help me say a prayer for Iya Retweet no dey cause fight.

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@_CatheSam

3 years

Beautiful morning to you. 🤗

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@_CatheSam

2 years

Lol, really like the humor of the guy who anchors @streetchurchh 's January prayer challenge. In the middle of finding spiritual footing, baba go just throw in one strong pidgin, or one of those funny slangs, whether to say "it's prayer, but don't be too serious"? 🤔😂

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@_CatheSam

1 year

... For Skydaddy 💜💜💜

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@_CatheSam

4 years

ANY PLANS TO REMIND THE MEN IN YOUR LIFE, THAT THEY ARE SPECIAL? I'm here to be a part of that plan 🤗 PRICES: N13, 500 (VALENTINE DISCOUNT ATTACHED😍😅). Free delivery within Jos.

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@_CatheSam

2 years

Red red 🍷 .

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@_CatheSam

3 years

A girl SO graciously grateful! 🙏🏾😁

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