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@_Carmi96

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Texas, USA
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@_Carmi96
CARMI.
28 days
Doner kebab is a sexy piece of meat, no one even knows what it is made out of, only that it is delicious :)
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1 year
…trust your gut, you’re not feeling that way for no reason🫠
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1 month
🤍❤️‍🔥🖤
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@_Carmi96
CARMI.
10 months
Someone get the lad a pint
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@_Carmi96
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3 months
I will never understand why people decide to be an arsehole at work, none of us want to be there either, doesn’t mean you have to make it worse by being an absolute prick
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22 days
They need to invent a job where I don't have to wake up or go to it
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@_Carmi96
CARMI.
2 years
is pepsi ok?
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3 months
I’m 28 years old and I’ve just been ID’d for my friends energy drink, I’ve had enough of today already
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26 days
Unfortunately for me spending money makes me so happy
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CARMI.
2 years
🍻the best weekend
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@_Carmi96
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17 days
Have you ever been annoyed by someone’s mindset? Like you can’t believe they actually think like that🤯
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1 year
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@_Carmi96
CARMI.
10 months
Some people need to calm down you can’t even joke about anything anymore 😂 madness
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CARMI.
1 year
Smashing a KFC in at the end of a night out is just pure happiness
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@_Carmi96
CARMI.
2 months
I HATE waiting for my take away, everytime I hear a car door slam I turn feral
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CARMI.
19 days
Well, August didn’t last 2 minutes did it
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CARMI.
4 months
Being Scottish/English must be the worst combination going 😂😂😂
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@_Carmi96
CARMI.
10 months
Is anyone else as baffled as me? #ImACeleb
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CARMI.
10 months
Ok but being in bed just feels SO GOOD
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@_Carmi96
CARMI.
1 year
I swear to god I attract absolute psychopaths, I just can’t anymore 😂😂😂
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@_Carmi96
CARMI.
1 month
I’d love to own a campervan, can just take off wherever or whenever you want, it’s so freeing🏕️✨
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@_Carmi96
CARMI.
1 year
I don’t know why but I find this photo so peaceful
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@_Carmi96
CARMI.
29 days
Today looks like a stay in bed all day and read books ✨
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1 month
I just want to be on holiday, beer/cocktail in hand. I AM SO SAD
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CARMI.
1 year
The 1 bad thing about going on holiday is how depressed I always feel afterwards 😩
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@_Carmi96
CARMI.
3 years
Look at how beautiful this garlic bread is though x
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@_Carmi96
CARMI.
10 months
Bacon rasher crisps will win every time
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2 years
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@_Carmi96
CARMI.
11 months
I just want a dog 🥹 a pooch would make life complete xo
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@_Carmi96
CARMI.
1 year
A woman will be 28 or whatever and all the 24 year olds are in shock like “no fucking way I seriously couldn’t tell. you don’t look near death at all”
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@_Carmi96
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1 month
I’m always like “communication is key” and then ignore everyone
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CARMI.
4 months
My dads cat always meets me half way down the street now (no idea how he knows I’m coming) I fucking love him, he’s just the best😭
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2 months
All football does is put me in a mood
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CARMI.
1 year
Re-watching Star Wars in timeline order right from the beginning is the best thing I have ever done 🖤
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@_Carmi96
CARMI.
4 months
Love the smell of wood smoke
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@_Carmi96
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4 months
You can disagree with someone without disrespecting them, don’t be a dick
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@_Carmi96
CARMI.
1 year
I can’t help but laugh at the most inappropriate times 😩
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@_Carmi96
CARMI.
4 months
People who get hangovers need to grow up xo
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@_Carmi96
CARMI.
2 years
If I could eat pork scratchings everyday forever and not die from a heart attack then I would
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@_Carmi96
CARMI.
10 months
I’m gonna win the lottery tonight x
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@_Carmi96
CARMI.
2 years
the immense healing power of room-cleaning can never be overstated
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@_Carmi96
CARMI.
11 months
Did Paul just say BB asked them to wind them up? #BBUK I was only partially listening but uhhhhhh
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@_Carmi96
CARMI.
1 month
Theres a guy in the frozen food aisle walking around with his hands behind his back like he's at a museum
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CARMI.
3 years
I wanna start running to lose some weight and keep fit, but then.. kinda don't want everyone to see my chunk wobbling about the place, f m l.
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CARMI.
10 months
I want a friendship like what Pete and Sam have ❤️ #ImACeleb
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@_Carmi96
CARMI.
2 years
willpower? i have none :)
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CARMI.
1 year
I’m actually a nice person so if I’m rude to you you probably deserve it
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@_Carmi96
CARMI.
4 months
Modern music just doesn’t hit the spot anymore.. 😩
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CARMI.
10 months
People who say their ultimate goal in life is to be financially free are so right
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CARMI.
1 year
Starting to go on walks is one of the best things I've ever done💚
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CARMI.
1 year
Happiness on a stick
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@_Carmi96
CARMI.
4 months
Don’t you just hate it when chocolate cake falls into your mouth?
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@_Carmi96
CARMI.
4 months
I love the sun so much, burnt to a crisp, but I love it
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CARMI.
2 months
We all joke about how deciding what’s for dinner every day is awful but I’m not joking anymore. If I have to decide what to make for dinner one more time I might explode.
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@_Carmi96
CARMI.
2 months
Why do people get so rattled when they’re food shopping? Some woman just lobbed a block of cheese just because it was in the wrong box
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@_Carmi96
CARMI.
2 years
i have mastered the art of stressing out and not caring whatsoever simultaneously
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@_Carmi96
CARMI.
3 months
What is it with everyone trying to push people who to vote for? It’s not your fucking vote is it, it’s theirs :) :)
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CARMI.
5 months
No one can ever explain the depression you feel when you finally land from the most beautiful holiday 😩
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@_Carmi96
CARMI.
11 months
Purple fireworks are sooooooo pretty
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@_Carmi96
CARMI.
4 months
Really tempted to buy 2 hammocks
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@_Carmi96
CARMI.
9 months
Me deleting my posts bcos my other personality saw it and didn't like it
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4 months
I just don’t give a shit though
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@_Carmi96
CARMI.
2 months
Can’t believe I’ve got the flu in the middle of summer :):):)
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@_Carmi96
CARMI.
2 months
Can I move to mars now please
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@_Carmi96
CARMI.
11 months
Is it just me who wishes they could eat Chinese every night???
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@_Carmi96
CARMI.
2 years
dogs are better than humans
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@_Carmi96
CARMI.
9 months
Before i agree to 2024 i wanna read the terms & conditions
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@_Carmi96
CARMI.
9 months
Rock music doesn’t rock the way it used to rock anymore
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3 months
Breaks my heart when you see a group of girl friends and there’s one lagging behind, makes me so sad, hate to see it
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CARMI.
11 months
I'm too sober for this shit
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@_Carmi96
CARMI.
10 months
Emotional intelligence is needed, let me tell ya x
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@_Carmi96
CARMI.
9 months
I’m quite proud my my lil tree
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@_Carmi96
CARMI.
3 years
🤎
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@_Carmi96
CARMI.
6 months
Amazon prime has adverts now? They just want money for everything now the wankers
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@_Carmi96
CARMI.
3 months
I think dark humour is dying out guys
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@_Carmi96
CARMI.
1 year
The SMMAALLLEESSTTT things make me happy, you wouldn’t even know
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@_Carmi96
CARMI.
2 years
sick of working with lazy people, winds me the RIGHT up
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CARMI.
2 years
Warm sugary donuts from seaside are just THE shit
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CARMI.
7 months
I’ve just made the best burritos known to man
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CARMI.
2 years
there’s really nothing better than getting smashed in your living room with the ones you love most
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@_Carmi96
CARMI.
2 years
does anybody else feel really embarrassed when someone asks what book you’ve been reading? i honestly hate it 😂
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@_Carmi96
CARMI.
3 years
Gonna watch aaaaaaall the Marvels in order, what a plan
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@_Carmi96
CARMI.
2 years
…:)
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@_Carmi96
CARMI.
10 months
I am not made for this cold weather, i am a cosy gal, and I am not cosy.
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@_Carmi96
CARMI.
2 years
guylian chocolates are just out of this world
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CARMI.
2 years
why is it as soon as any alcohol touches my lips i don’t know when to stop?
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@_Carmi96
CARMI.
10 months
Does anyone know what to do
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@_Carmi96
CARMI.
8 months
Indian food is fucking amazing, that is all x
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CARMI.
7 months
I desperately need to just sit by the water
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@_Carmi96
CARMI.
2 years
Fell asleep eating a kitkat last night and woke up this morning with it melted into my hair 👀
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@_Carmi96
CARMI.
1 year
dogs & paul o’grady should be able to live forever
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@_Carmi96
CARMI.
4 years
💫Scented candles and a good book💫
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@_Carmi96
CARMI.
3 months
As you age you just realize a lot of shit has absolutely nothing to do with you and it’s such a relief lol
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@_Carmi96
CARMI.
3 years
Can you really beat a cosy night in, with an Italian meal on the way and a nice bottle of ur fave drink? I think not x
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@_Carmi96
CARMI.
3 months
…drinking orange juice with the fervor of a feral hog
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