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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

7 months

for anyone that needs to hear this today.

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

4 years

Y’all really out here tipping badly or not tipping????? During a pandemic?????? In restaurants y’all begged for to be open????????????? During a pandemic?????????????

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

3 years

You just had to be there

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

5 years

My friends showing me a meme I saw on twitter 2 months ago.

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

5 years

Me and my washed ass friends when we link up:

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

4 years

Y’all on Anita Baker’s Internet saying Lakeith is unattractive......on Valentine’s Day....DURING BLACK HISTORY MONTH??!?!?!

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

4 years

These jobs are gonna have a really hard time getting folks back in the building to work.

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

3 years

Since we about to be outside and looking GOODT - make sure you follow these tips!

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

3 years

Me eating leftover hibachi

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

5 years

When it’s Friday and payday

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

5 years

Me trying to follow the Queen radio drama on my TL without actually listening to Queen radio myself.

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

4 months

How we supposed to afford a tour for every single album drop at this rate Beyoncé???? Hmmmm??? Since you got your horse and you know every fucking thing.

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

5 years

Wow. There’s people on my TL that never dined in at their neighborhood Pizza Hut?????????? That salad bar alone was ELITE. Y’all weren’t in the Book It program?????????

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

4 years

These people are out here dealing with less hours worked, less patrons due to social distancing requirements, working in a pandemic (open state or not...) and you’ve got the unmitigated fucking gall to not fucking tip??!!??!!! During a pandemic????????

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

5 years

I am this old.

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

3 years

Ajax right now

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

5 years

wut? 🥴

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

4 years

I’ve had two services done since my state “opened.” I got a pedicure and a hair cut, I tipped generously for both and WAS FUCKING HAPPY TO DO SO!

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

9 months

try the rolls - i made em from scratch 🥰

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

4 years

The wheels are still turning and the micromanagers are not happy about it. HONESTLY - how will they sell being back in a building when everyone has proven this can ALL be done from home?????

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

5 years

@TeriAmour I really have some questions..............

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

5 years

@divanificent You en route to HR for the meeting

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

4 years

Made 2020 my bitch. One year difference. 🙌🏽

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

4 years

Oh I said what I said. Bye.

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

1 year

Y’all see method man lift his shirt up?

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

2 years

@TheBrookeAsh yeah the hand holding zoomed in pic says it all 🫠🫠🙃

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

2 years

If Beyoncé calls it Heinz Field then it’s still Heinz Field.

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

4 years

What’s been your best quarantine food creations?? I’ll start.

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@_BeeGilly_

5 years

@nnennaaaaa

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

5 years

One more question

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

3 years

The way i would never leave this room??

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

4 years

Whole Foods had a ton ground lamb when I went grocery shopping so I made dis:

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

4 years

Soooo many companies moved with this outbreak and sent people home.....to find their business still moving.

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

4 years

A fucking tornado warning???????? Right now?????????

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

3 years

@oSoNasha Also: buy Turkish towels instead of traditional ones. They can be used as blankets, beach towels AND regular use towels. They get softer as you wash them AND they take 75% less time to get completely dry.

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

6 years

@FredTJoseph @missleighcarter Me when I read $1000

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

3 years

@oSoNasha take the day off when you need it. you don’t get a gold star for burn-out.

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

4 years

My plans 2020

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

4 years

JUST TO BE CLEAR: THIS IS ABOUT WORKING FROM HOME NOT GOING BACK TO WORK AFTER IT WAS CLOSED/FORCED TO SHUT DOWN DUE TO THE PANDEMIC.

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

4 years

Muting this. I said what I said. He’s vv attractive to me and A LOT OF FOLKS out here. Soooo bye y’all.

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

3 years

Can’t wait to see all y’all eat this pose up come summer!!!

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

5 years

alright I don’t really have anything to promote: just go watch Benjamin Button to raise Baby Alzheimer’s awareness

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

5 years

When you’re down south and someone doesn’t address and elder as, “ma’am or sir,”

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

5 years

for the joke police:

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

4 years

God can you imagine getting up the nerve to finally reach out to someone for help and you end up on TLs instead????????

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

3 years

If I did anything in the past year or so…it’s stay consistent and work my ass off. 🙌🏽

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

4 years

@akyrejp

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

5 years

CVS is gonna wonder why they’re trending....

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

4 years

the beginning of 2020 & the end of 2020

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

3 years

sooooooo you’re telling me it’s not 8pm?????

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

5 years

OVULATION HORNY IS.......A LOT. Nature just be out here setting you up for some shit man.

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

3 years

me waking up to my stimulated account

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

8 years

@jcoccaina

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

4 years

Mood because I’m graduating today!

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

4 years

Oh the people are mad about these Cracker Barrel jokes like....we ain’t been joking about it since the dawn of twitter

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

5 years

That Ivy Park sold out cause she gave all the celebrities free shit

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

5 years

@iAintAsianTho

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

5 years

You wanna talk about her not being pretty but you rocking these my guy?????????????????????????????

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

5 years

Me when I look at my paystub and see how much was taken out

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

5 years

@wandadench

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

5 years

@arielisblack_ No, he GOT ONE “Gucci” sandal on and one “Versace” sandal on. Look closely.

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@_BeeGilly_

5 years

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

7 years

Social media has its lows BUT I’m thankful for people like @TabriaMajors making herself visible to women who NEED to see someone like them make strides and KILL it! Such an inspiration. She’s my favorite! ❤️

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

4 years

@LamontSlickEm .....there’s a thread about working from home, not about not going to work at all. 😕

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

4 years

No matter what y’all say about “losing an hour of sleep” tonight........THAT DOES NOT COMPARE TO EXTRA SUNLIGHT AND LONGER DAYS. Period.

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

4 years

I KNOW this suit doesn’t match but....I got back on my shit and this week makes a month of running + yoga as much as possible. I upped my water intake and am doing the best I can with my diet (cause it ain’t perfect).

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

4 years

#Ozark drops later tonight

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

5 years

This is where being a rich maladjusted vigilante with abandonment issues gets you.

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

5 years

“Can’t relate.” “Me and my friends aren’t boring” “N0t m3 A&nD mYyy FrIeNdz”

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

6 years

@LongLiveK_

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

6 years

One year. I made these changes in LESS than a year but I can’t even believe the difference....

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

7 years

@Andrew_Ferrelli

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

4 years

Before and After Breakfast skillet edition 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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@_BeeGilly_

4 years

@courtneykellyxi Absolutely same. I know for a fact one is my coworkers....made it so she HAD to go in the office, just bc she can’t stand being at home.............so, for those people???? By all means, go in the office. I will not be one of them. 🥴🥴🥴🥴🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@_BeeGilly_

6 years

@Imweakman

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

6 years

This why I don’t go out

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

3 years

Gotta mute this - if you weren’t there? Sucks to suck. And if you didn’t like it?? Welp. You’re welcome to put your opinion in the suggestion box. Byeeeeee.

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

5 years

Wow, the memories.

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

4 years

Me trying to run with this wagon I’ve got everyday

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

4 years

Also.

mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

6 years

Understand: Dis is my twitter...has been for QUITE some fucking time. Don’t make shit weird. Scroll, laugh, shit you can even retweet if ya want. But don’t question my shit. Thank you, Management.

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

3 years

Bruh. I —

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

5 years

Wow we really out here washed and content with it....

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

6 years

Suck some toes. Eat some ass. Be an adult for once.

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

5 years

Y’all didn’t have this experience??? I thought we all lived the same lives????

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

8 years

@BTNOMB 😂😂😂

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

4 years

Also an observation from this move as well:

Alex Kantrowitz

@Kantrowitz

4 years

News: Twitter will allow its employees to work from home forever. @jack just emailed the company about it. Details here:

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

4 years

You know why millennials don’t fucking have printers????? The ink costs more than the printer....each time you need it.

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

3 years

SCREAM

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

5 years

I fucking loving this picture of me. 🥰😻😍

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

4 years

Damn Sephora.....that’s so fucked. All part time employees were permanently laid off???????? Y’all really ain’t shit for that.

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

4 years

Y’all. Y’all We need a fucking spin-off with Lauren and Cameron #LoveIsBlind

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

3 years

You just had to be there

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

4 years

Muting this. The weirdos have found it. Bye y’all.

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mother petunia

@_BeeGilly_

6 years

Understand: Dis is my twitter...has been for QUITE some fucking time. Don’t make shit weird. Scroll, laugh, shit you can even retweet if ya want. But don’t question my shit. Thank you, Management.

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