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max is my pookie

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convinced the dog died in him in 2021. he’s been running on chill vibes and raw talent ever since
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What is possible from P6 tomorrow? Max: "Not much, we'll see but I don‘t really care."
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i just realised lestappen get out of their chairs like frogs bc that’s how they get out of an f1 car ….. tears in my eyes
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max having to stop sim racing to show up to his corporate 9-5 job of winning f1 races with 10 second gaps
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2023 f1 season rewind - george got cunty - max and charles find the power of friendship - tiktok influencer fernando alonso - carlos battles his inner demon (it’s oscar piastri) - alex albon’s appendix and it’s long-term consequences - lewis (hamilton)
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say what you want about nicholas latifi but he BROUGHTT the entertainment. in our darkest hours and dullest moments, he SERVED those red flags, he CRASHED on those formation laps. his contribution to the sport will never be forgotten and i feel his a absence now more than ever
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max treats F1 like he’s stuck working a shitty minimum wage job to survive but hopes to leave one day and move to the big city to pursue his dreams
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i really hope he hides water in there sometimes otherwise his piss could be weaponised for nuclear warfare
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hope these two divas come together tomorrow to maximize their joint slay
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day 1 out of 25 without F1. i can already feel the withdrawal effects. when i close my eyes i hear the dutch national anthem. lewis hamilton materialised at the foot of my bed and thanked me for my hard work back at the factory. don’t know how much more i can take
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zak brown to the mcclaren staff when anything good happens
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they appealing to the wattpad audience now
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Who you joining?! 🚴‍♂️🛥️🏄 #F1
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i miss losing to lewis hamilton. at least he brought a fat ass and beautiful brown eyes to the podium.
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POV: ur inside george russell’s helmet
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you can’t fucking escape redbull cars man i’m scared i’m gonna come downstairs one day to the RB19 having breakfast with my family
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i enjoy how max took a brief break from his pissy powerwalk to give charles a thumbs up and continue his displeased strut back
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give us the korean GP. i firmly believe max verstappen being asked to do aegyo will be his canon event
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Babe, we have guests. Bring out the fine china.
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charles on his difficult childhood ☹️
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i’m getting charles that podium one way or another…..
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daniel ricciardo is crazy. all he had was an alphatauri, a receding hairline and a dream.
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i’m absolutely gagged at max. he had a puncture, an incoming penalty, several felony charges, and HIS PRIORITY remained stuck on vengeance . lando was never getting out of that alive 😭 he’s cunty guys idkkkkk
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jos weird as hell and got smth up that evil little sleeve of his. i know he ain’t randomly wake up with his moral compass pointing in the right direction
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jos liked a tweet saying “these christian horner chats are not a good look”
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the way charles will sacrifice his life for ferrari they don’t deserve him
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max did nothing wrong because the moves were funny and also entertaining therefore his crimes are wiped clean
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did…. lando….. just say “simply lovely”….. when crossing the line…. at max’s home race…?? if there is any justice in this world the lord himself will strike him down with the power of a thousand suns
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if max was in mercedes i would have to drop him im so sorry . him strutting around with toto is imagery i’ve only seen in my nightmares . going around drinking MONSTER? MAX BEING WELL DRESSED? i shudder at the thought
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i think we should all learn from him. i don’t think there’s enough hating in the world. he’s a natural born hater. he inspires me
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if max shows up at zandvoort with an ankle monitor we’ll all just smile and nod
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we forza’d…. we ferrari’d… *nostalgic chuckle* and my god did we sempre…
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max is physically incapable of winning a WDC in a normal fashion. next year he’s gonna win it on a wednesday afternoon in a pickup truck. he will find a way
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charles’ will to live is genuinely admirable at this point
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max entering the cooldown room only to realise charles isn’t there to recount his entire pit history to
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i mean yeah i guess that sums him up. thank you tiktok
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i’m officially joining the max haters of twt. this is no longer a max verstappen safe place. i can excuse whatever else but i draw the line at standing up charles for padel
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all f1twt users are virgins…ask them what their fav position is and they’ll say “pole”
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whenever lando is in the top 3 i feel like i’m being punished for all the crimes of my ancestors simultaneously
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not to be dramatic but i feel whole again
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BROS got a photocard set ⁉️
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i truly miss when max obviously took more creative control over his instagram posts because you truly do not gets HITS like these anymore 😭
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guys i’ve created monsters
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BROS got a photocard set ⁉️
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silly season hasn’t been silly enough for my liking. max verstappen has 24 hours to announce his move to ferrari or else i’m emailing TMZ and telling them he has 4 extra nipples, one of which he fondly named “robert”
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if there’s something i can count on from the F1 outro- is that max will NEVER eat 😭
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how i sleep knowing charles leclerc is the only man max will apologise to
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@mclarism i miss his acts of genuine terrorism
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max: the vegas GP is a tacky money grab also max, postrace; 4 gin and tonics in:
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me when max refused to let lando back on track even when his tyre was hanging on by a thread
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charles leaving rumours are very funny but in reality i feel like you would have to drag that man out of ferrari kicking and screaming. redbull could offer him 100mill and he’d be like hmmm can you rename the team rerrari and instead of bulls…horses? also how do u feel abt red?
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this is how i imagine yuki and max’s teammate relationship
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ITS ALL COMING TOGETHER IM TELLING YOU IM NOT CRAZY
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if jos verstappen has no enemies then i am dead
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max verstappen being a cutie patootie for 1 minutes and 40 seconds
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i always wonder if max is aware of his slightly niche female audience who worship him as babygirl supreme in a typically deeply autistic way
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max core: 😡😡😡 😊😊👍 😡😡😡
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GRILL THE GRID [CHARLES CUT]
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i wanna cut the most recent grill the grid video with just the parts with charles . his giggles and big ass cow eyes was all i got from the experience anyway
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you really feel the loss of knowledge without sebastian vettel on grill the grid. all 20 of those drivers have one braincell between them and seb took it with him
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charles leclerc calling back christian horner after the race
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I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED THIS TWEET ….. i am so distraught…. i feel embarrassed just tweeting it again but i might have to
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🎙️| Max Verstappen: “I am often asked if I have a dream team, and I know that Ferrari boasts an incredible history in Formula 1. It’s a team for which it would be fantastic to race.” “However, as I’ve always said, I just want to have the fastest car.” ❤️🐎
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these american fans are so fucking lame. booing in sport is always pathetic but chanting during a national anthem…? u have all the grace and decorum of a reversing dump truck
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my brother max died in the war. he went for that hug only to be met with …. pats…? dear god this is an awful video
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i know max has been in multiple long term relationships but he still somehow carries himself like a man who’s never felt the touch of a woman
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i wore my redbull shirt to work today and i walked by the guy in the warehouse who always wears his mercedes polo and i genuinely got to live this experience
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repping max AND charles equally is truly the only human experience where you can feel the greatest euphoria and the deepest of dark depressions at the same time
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who do we think gets flamed the most in the hypothetical F1 driver gc…? id like to think every george post gets set in with sarcastic compliments such as “looking absolutely spiffing” and he’s like “thank you lads 🔥🔥”
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the boredom of silly season is starting to have adverse effects on me
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bro is a victim of workplace harassment
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he did what he had to do!!!
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he looks like the homophobic dog
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been one of those weeks brothers
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lando and oscar navigating team orders: george beefing with pirelli: perez out of qualifying: the max verstappen subplot:
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3344- [GUNSHOTS]
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my highlight of miami last year was max spending the entire weekend being a grade ONE hater. slamming the track any moment he got - truly uncensored. only to have a lot of fun on the sunday and quietly having to admit he had a good time . like he was mad it wasn’t terrible
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i call him a handsome chap n nobody blinks and eye….. but suddenly when i call him babygirl society goes wild ??
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max’s boob is actually communicating with him here, telling him the upcoming conditions on sunday. sources say his left boob is the key to his racing success
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max got a trauma response every time he sees that 44 he starts racing it
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@christieef1 anyone who thinks his speed is solely based on his car is dumb
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reminiscing on when max was able to do a pitstop from 1st and still come out 1st
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max: redbull fighting! 🫰🏻
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someone send max to weekly therapy with lewis hamilton
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max and lewis fans whenever lando shows an ounce of speed
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no one understands . no one gets me. this is such a funny quirk to have i’m losing it
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im not gonna lie…. the max verstappen podcast moving to a rolls royce over a cool down room…. you’ve won this round vegas
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max finishing this in 30 seconds rather than the 90 seconds he got is incredibly cool
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i seriously don’t hear a word that comes out of max’s mouth when he’s wearing fireproofs my eyes are laser focused on those honkers i’m no better than a man
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(silverstone, circa 2021)
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@verstappns cillian murphy gaining access to max verstappens plumbing system
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those guys are fucking idiots… anyways here’s MY 2025 predictions
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redbulls admin when they catch max and charles talking within the same frame
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lestappies live off boot touches, brief handshakes and job mandated press conferences like it’s crack cocaine straight to the bloodstream
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@matthew_waters please stop taking my joke tweets to support ur tinfoil hat conspiracy theories
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oh 2023…… max and charles top 3 every week….. silly interactions…. i should’ve never taken you for granted…… i am a shell of a woman
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this tweet from my drafts….. i guess it’s time
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"Charlie i have some space for you!" Max 😭😭💕
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thank fucking god….. max p1….if i had to bare witness to a norris domination era i would have to lube my head, stick it up my ass, cover myself in glazed sugar and become the first human donut
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my username has layers of deeper meaning more than many could even begin to understand .
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fly high brother 🕊️
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me when i’m married with 5 kids and a dog and i find out my husband of 26 years boo’d Charles Leclerc at the 2023 Mexico Grand Prix
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the lando norris fans are flashbanging me with photos of him shirtless in my mentions as if my day hasn’t been hard enough already.
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