2023 f1 season rewind
- george got cunty
- max and charles find the power of friendship
- tiktok influencer fernando alonso
- carlos battles his inner demon (it’s oscar piastri)
- alex albon’s appendix and it’s long-term consequences
- lewis (hamilton)
say what you want about nicholas latifi but he BROUGHTT the entertainment. in our darkest hours and dullest moments, he SERVED those red flags, he CRASHED on those formation laps. his contribution to the sport will never be forgotten and i feel his a absence now more than ever
day 1 out of 25 without F1. i can already feel the withdrawal effects. when i close my eyes i hear the dutch national anthem. lewis hamilton materialised at the foot of my bed and thanked me for my hard work back at the factory. don’t know how much more i can take
i’m absolutely gagged at max. he had a puncture, an incoming penalty, several felony charges, and HIS PRIORITY remained stuck on vengeance . lando was never getting out of that alive 😭 he’s cunty guys idkkkkk
jos weird as hell and got smth up that evil little sleeve of his. i know he ain’t randomly wake up with his moral compass pointing in the right direction
did…. lando….. just say “simply lovely”….. when crossing the line…. at max’s home race…?? if there is any justice in this world the lord himself will strike him down with the power of a thousand suns
if max was in mercedes i would have to drop him im so sorry . him strutting around with toto is imagery i’ve only seen in my nightmares . going around drinking MONSTER? MAX BEING WELL DRESSED? i shudder at the thought
max is physically incapable of winning a WDC in a normal fashion. next year he’s gonna win it on a wednesday afternoon in a pickup truck. he will find a way
i’m officially joining the max haters of twt. this is no longer a max verstappen safe place. i can excuse whatever else but i draw the line at standing up charles for padel
silly season hasn’t been silly enough for my liking. max verstappen has 24 hours to announce his move to ferrari or else i’m emailing TMZ and telling them he has 4 extra nipples, one of which he fondly named “robert”
charles leaving rumours are very funny but in reality i feel like you would have to drag that man out of ferrari kicking and screaming. redbull could offer him 100mill and he’d be like hmmm can you rename the team rerrari and instead of bulls…horses? also how do u feel abt red?
i wanna cut the most recent grill the grid video with just the parts with charles . his giggles and big ass cow eyes was all i got from the experience anyway
you really feel the loss of knowledge without sebastian vettel on grill the grid. all 20 of those drivers have one braincell between them and seb took it with him
🎙️| Max Verstappen:
“I am often asked if I have a dream team, and I know that Ferrari boasts an incredible history in Formula 1. It’s a team for which it would be fantastic to race.”
“However, as I’ve always said, I just want to have the fastest car.”
❤️🐎
these american fans are so fucking lame. booing in sport is always pathetic but chanting during a national anthem…? u have all the grace and decorum of a reversing dump truck
i wore my redbull shirt to work today and i walked by the guy in the warehouse who always wears his mercedes polo and i genuinely got to live this experience
repping max AND charles equally is truly the only human experience where you can feel the greatest euphoria and the deepest of dark depressions at the same time
who do we think gets flamed the most in the hypothetical F1 driver gc…? id like to think every george post gets set in with sarcastic compliments such as “looking absolutely spiffing” and he’s like “thank you lads 🔥🔥”
my highlight of miami last year was max spending the entire weekend being a grade ONE hater. slamming the track any moment he got - truly uncensored. only to have a lot of fun on the sunday and quietly having to admit he had a good time . like he was mad it wasn’t terrible
max’s boob is actually communicating with him here, telling him the upcoming conditions on sunday. sources say his left boob is the key to his racing success
i seriously don’t hear a word that comes out of max’s mouth when he’s wearing fireproofs my eyes are laser focused on those honkers i’m no better than a man
thank fucking god….. max p1….if i had to bare witness to a norris domination era i would have to lube my head, stick it up my ass, cover myself in glazed sugar and become the first human donut