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guitar player & singer for the indie band 99 Spirits. Spoonie/chronically ill with multiple degenerative joint diseases. Mst3k fan. Columbo.

Mid-Ohio
Joined March 2011
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1 year
Here's how the progress is going on the new song - a quick one take
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@ZombiManos
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3 years
Well, it finally arrived! I would like to thank @Jake_Randall_YT for all the work he does, letting people know each time one of the new consoles goes on sale somewhere. ...and HE is the reason I was able to secure a #PS5 ! So give him a follow for all your console attaining needs.
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@ZombiManos
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6 months
I can remember the first time I played Fallout: New Vegas & when i encountered the robot voiced by @DaveSFoley I was like, "okay, forget whatever endgame I had planned, I'm going to do exactly whatever this Dave Foley robot tells me to do." ...and I did.
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@ZombiManos
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4 years
@dumpcrusade @EMMALElGH @BrodyArmBar Yeah buddy, she's literally explaining to you that a small dick isn't a bad thing, but pop off. lol
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@ZombiManos
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3 years
@joncorn8 @foofighters @canyonagoura Whatever view aside, the "modern segregation" sign is wincingly awful, that person should feel 100% shame for holding up such a thing but they are obviously feeling the opposite.
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5 years
@goldietaylor For those of you who don't know, Kid Rock started exclusively as a rapper. ...and now performs with a confederate flag behind him on stage. just for some clarification.
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@ZombiManos
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2 years
No one told me about the show where Shane & Ryan get drunk & read people's ghosts stories but that's okay cause it will tide me over between new episodes of Ghost Files (which is SO so good)
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@ZombiManos
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5 years
Oh, look. Cold hard facts. #ImpeachDonaldTrumpNOW
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10 months
My favorite thing of 2023. #OfficeHours
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@ZombiManos
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6 years
It's time.
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6 years
@MJMcKean @maddow She's too analytical. I bet he's intimidated.
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4 years
@VicBergerIV He looks like a sentient ball-park frank.
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3 years
As a former fan, fuck Louie C.K. He did none of the steps/work to redeem himself & it's fucked that he's congratulated for it. Go buy Jen's much funnier album & laugh your ass off proper. She's the fucking best.
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@ZombiManos
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5 years
@OhNoSheTwitnt ...and FOX dialed the audience noise way down so it sounded even more pronounced then it actually was. Fun times.
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4 years
@timheidecker Fuckin ripped you off jeez
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5 years
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@ZombiManos
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2 years
The only logical & humane reaction one can have when being presented with the monstrosity that is #Munchie #MST3K
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@ZombiManos
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7 years
I owned the Star Wars Holiday Special for 10 years before I was actually able to watch the whole thing. @RiffTrax is to thank for that.
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@ZombiManos
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3 years
So much fun to see Jessica Walter from Arrested Development in older films as a younger woman.
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@ZombiManos
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7 years
I meditated out a migraine earlier, so to celebrate & get wild on my Friday night, I'm going to binge Kids in the Hall. tbh that's a great Friday night right there (70% less of a migraine sure helps) Here's to hoping I can safey laugh at @BrucioMcCulloch & @Mark_DMcKinney
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2 years
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‘THE FIGHT OF ALL FIGHTS!’: ‘Burn Your Nike Bra’ Challenge Begins in Protest of Trans Partnership
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@ZombiManos
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6 years
@Patskrieg @DeplorableChoir @kanyewest @realDonaldTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump you realize that every business transaction trump makes as president, he is breaking the law, right? smh
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4 years
@VicBergerIV @adamcarolla We've past the number of people who know who he is.
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5 years
@Theoddprophet Fiona Apple saw me stuffing my face with a philly sandwich in an L.A. diner and gave me a horrific look.
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7 years
@superdeluxe @jesusmariahcary @Eminem @realDonaldTrump If there are actual people responding to this who think this collection of videos is schooling Eminem, holy crap I feel sorry for you. hah
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4 months
@Cactuscali1991 1,000x fire. 🔥❤
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@ZombiManos
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2 years
@PrizePicks how many freakin' times do i have to click "not interested" on this damn tweet? 🖕 gambling grifters only on Moosk's twitter
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5 months
@Cactuscali1991 Happy birthday to the most radiant ❤ !
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@ZombiManos
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7 years
@amahnke Please name an upcoming episode "Hungry for Tears."
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@ZombiManos
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1 year
The funniest #rifftrax ever made? Quite possibly. #mst3k
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@ZombiManos
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5 years
@perlmutations Brings a happy tear to me eye.
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@ZombiManos
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3 years
You seem stressed.
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@ZombiManos
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4 years
@HamillHimself I got shots in my hand this morning and it still wasn't as bad as all this going on.
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@ZombiManos
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6 years
@docrocktex26 @rabiasquared I like to wear my 'Not My President" t-shirt to any store i go to and i overwhelmingly have people smile and/or ask me where i got the shirt cause they want one. Every once in awhile I'll see a sour face, but that's just icing on the clothing cake. 👌
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@ZombiManos
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4 years
Sooo... got a dog.
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@ZombiManos
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5 years
Fuckin' beautiful. Top tier. #TrumpBooedAgain
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@ZombiManos
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5 years
@washingtonpost @AnneRiceAuthor @JRubinBlogger tr*mp ripped on & demeaned a 4-star dead veteran & his Muslim family early on & still people voted for him. Soooo...
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4 years
I could listen to Deerhoof 24 hours a day.
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5 years
"Tomorrow Instagram is implementing their policy of being able to use your pictures against you in court if you are arrested!" They can't already? How dumb are you to think that if you post something PUBLICLY, it can't be used against you in a court of law? Seriously. wtf dummy
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4 years
If there isn't a band called Pink Eye & the Fly, I call dibs.
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3 years
That one time I had to follow after Tim Heidecker on #geddython & I pretended I got hit by a car.
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5 years
@FrankConniff @SXMInsight People could have died because of ambulances not being able to get through the bridge he closed... all because he's a petty asshole, He should be in jail.
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@ZombiManos
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4 years
Hey guys... I Rushed to be home for #geddython and had a little accident. But I made it!! It was worth it! There's blood in my shoe.
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2 years
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3 years
@scattermoon @GothMaw Learned about that shit when i was 11 in the 90's in Ohio in school. oooh nooooooo
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@Cactuscali1991 You bring fire to a sunday?? (tysm ❣🔥)
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2 years
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4 years
@PFTompkins I had this happened & she wanted me to dub her the newest Tori Amos album before we broke up. It was a 90 minute tape so when the album was done, I just piled on all these super sad songs like that was somehow going to change everything (??) lol
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@ZombiManos
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3 years
I tried to salute but it just looks weird. The day is done.
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@ZombiManos
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4 years
It's like we all forgot that a few weeks ago he committed a war crime against americans and took a picture in front of a church being run by people he gassed.
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@ZombiManos
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4 years
If you're man enough...
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@ZombiManos
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7 years
@DonCheadle People like this don't even realize that everyone around the world collectively thought America was at our best with Obama as President. That we finally represented our values.
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@ZombiManos
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6 years
The goods. Take a gander. It was made for you (and you) (them, too)
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@ZombiManos
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8 years
@carlreiner You are my favorite person on Twitter. I'm glad you tweet, sir. I look forward to it each day.
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@ZombiManos
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2 years
@dumbbeezie If it's not from 2 months ago, i'm not legally bound to know yet & catch up, that's Gen X rule of law.
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2 years
@jimrosecircus1 Fawlty Towers
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3 years
You know the drill.
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2 years
Vaxxed & boosted & look what happened to me!
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2 years
@MikeDrucker This makes me think about how at this christian daycare i went to we weren't allowed to watch Transformers or G.I. Joe, but we WERE allowed to watch Tom & Jerry, & 3 Stooges, where basically it's "let's try to kill each other for no discernable reason, violence for violence sake"
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4 years
@WilliamTurton @tomservo10 Looky there, it's the golden calf.
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2 years
#Reno911 public service announcement
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@ZombiManos
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3 years
That video game you like is going to come back in style.
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@ZombiManos
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3 years
The new song is coming along well. It has the potential to drastically change since I haven't brought it to the band yet, it's a democratic process, but this is how it's shaping up. #99Spirits
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6 months
@DaveSFoley I believe it involved me relinquishing control over to you, which as an irresponsible person in general, it worked out well for me. 🙌
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2 years
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2 years
New haircut & no more kidney stones makes me a happy man.
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1 year
"Your grandmother was listening to Rolling Stones & wearing short skirts" No she wasn't she was watching Lawrence Welk & keeping her thick pantyhose down at her ankles to keep her legs cool after boiling ham for 4 hours
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@ZombiManos
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2 years
It's official. @JeffGrubb is the mario party winner of all time (tonight) #GiantBomb
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2 years
Sophia knew.
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1 year
Today I'm thinking of my grandpa, who literally fought nazis on the beaches of Normandy & helped stop fascism from conquering the world. He ran a bar in France after the war & celebrated with fellow Americans, French & Germans w/ lots of polka music. He lived well into his 90's.
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2 years
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3 years
My father has had the same poster of Loni Anderson on the door of his workshop for longer than I've been alive.
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5 years
@MattOswaltVA have you seen Love Liza? that might be a contender somewhere on there
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3 months
@yozetty Ben, thank you for your work with Super Replay, you helped changed the game.
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3 years
22 years ago I met a woman on a train to San Francisco from L.A. & we talked for 7 hours straight & then I never saw her again but over a decade later we found each other & we are currently reading books together to have discussions afterwards & wow isn't life wonderful & weird
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4 years
Reminder that Mel Brooks launched David Lynch's commercial career by financing The Elephant Man & keeping his name off of it so Lynch would get all the attention. Mel Brooks! <3
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4 years
@bennessb I had to speak with other chronically ill people i knew in my area to find doctors that actually gave a shit and were sincere in trying to help. That has made the biggest difference.
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7 years
@KentoTFH @SinVillain @DejitaruJin @octography @donttrythis I'm a survivor of domestic abuse from a woman. This guy only wanted to make a snippy joke to take away from Adam's point. He has no empathy.
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@ZombiManos
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4 years
@timheidecker I often wonder more & more if it was Stephen Merchant being involved that made The BBC Office so brilliant as it is. And Extras.
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6 years
I want to make a tv show about contestants who are competing to fall in love & marry the Loch Ness monster & I'm going to call it Say Yes to the Ness.
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5 years
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2 years
It's been nearly 2 years since the anniversary of getting my lil' dog (Miss Chomp) & these are my favorite pictures of us so far.
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5 years
@FrankConniff @RiffTrax This is some of the funniest top-tier comedy work ever done. I had to own each right as they came out. I'd be impatient to see you all live again tbh
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6 months
A big ol' helping of, "If i had to see this, so do you."
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3 years
@JustinMcElroy My favorite being, if you had a wall-mounted phone near an entry way, someone could barely bump it as they walked by & you'd be knocked offline, wherever you were in the house.
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3 years
Bad video but here's my dog enjoying the snow more than any human today.
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1 year
I'm moving to Iceland to live with Sigur Ros & becoming a monk.
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8 months
Fine. If no one else will tweet this, i will.
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2 years
I'm not fond of sunglasses & I resent that I look halfway decent in them.
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4 years
To everyone who suffers through chronic pain & illness & it starting the minute you wake up till the moment you fall asleep just to do it again the rest of your life...to those of you who suffer, and are also completely alone...my heart goes out to you. I love you. You are loved.
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4 years
Sorry, but #Geddython is legit. Sept 11th. PREPARE.
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5 years
@StanDAlone2016 @ultrakillblast It was so shocking to me as a kid. My imagination built this whole movie up into this super scary thing I shouldn't be watching. I never knew it was like PG 13 lol The eye in the hand got me.
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