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@jordantyranny "Who need they pussy ate" I said to the Garden, which holds the only woman in the universe

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@fiImgal She just kept walking!

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@neonwario My eyes instantly went to the TV looking for gay porn. Twitter has ruined me.

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@pblest I'm old enough to remember when the cops claimed the the Crips were putting LSD on the touchpads of public phones as an initiation ritual

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@vthe_j @AjuaDuker "Mom if we have German ancestry then why does Grandpa live in Argentina?"

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@transrobzombie @TallBart The face of exhaustion mixed with satisfaction.

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@FrogHomeless @atomly @MULCH_EATER @___maryboy They cancelled them a few years back and replaced it with Alexa.

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@ZetsubouNigga @FanbyteMedia I'd care about your opinion but I only listen to people with a Sexual Orientation score of 6

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@JessyMornerRitt You can borrow my Altima that lets in so much road noise it sounds like you got your ear to the pavement.

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@bartsimsonreal Lazlow: And how will this honor help him? Lady: It won't Lazlow! Lazlow: Then why do it? Lady: Because it'll help ME Lazlow! He's got doctors, and nurses and medicines. What do I have Lazlow?

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@GiuliusTabernus @gheywad Mine too.

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@punished3liza @arscronius @yumcoconutmilk "When a patient comes in and makes me look at their genitals. Look buddy, I don't care if WebMD is calling it gonorrhea. I'm your doctor not your girlfriend. Go show your gross dick to someone else."

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@BrandyLJensen Stepping out of the shower on the slick tile without a bath mat...

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@murderxbryan I love the implication that just calling something "American" is patriotic and good by itself, but the word "Psycho" doesn't somehow also imply something bad.

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@slimeslinger If you're not grounding your bed and activating your almonds, then wtf are you doing?

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2 years

@PantPocket_ @JETobal @incelReplies This motherfucker opens up every date with "Oh can you drive? I got a few DUIs on the record haha."

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@Fred_J_Walsh @ZeroSuitCamus Bruh I just want breakfast.

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@YossarianV5 @jordantyranny My two favorite Pokemon.

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@WhackNicholson Can't believe Mikey Butts from the Oblongs transitioned. Good for her.

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@Papapishu "can you turn on the lights I want to see us" "Sure, i have to remote in via ssh tunnel and then run a batch script and that'll shoot an email over to an inbox the light monitors"

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@AltHistCody "JPMorgan mistakenly deleted 47 million credit card accounts" Hm. Why do we never see this headline?

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@keffals "I can be such a sexy dumb klutz sometimes!" - Dr. Clara Stuttgart, Chief of Medicine, John's Hopkins Child Cancer Research Center, Pediatric Surgeon and inventor of the Stuggart Procedure

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@outlawpriestess @incelReplies All of them have been funny recently. Page fell off.

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@erinhollyfenton My favorite is how all her Peggy-special meals are just the regular recipes but she adds sugar. Including her Spah-Peggy-and-Meatballs.

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@PennyforthII @peachofababy The 80s, critics and ticket sales, destroyed the horror genre until the love letter that was Scream came out in 1996.

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@sadmandrinks @pogchump2 That's Mack Rellington and he says "I am a legally distinct figure that bears no resemblance to any other property held by any other entity. Any actual resemblance is purely coincidental."

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@janitormovie @fleetingjoyz I like the people that zoom in on themselves in the pic so it's all blurry and the whole thing looks like the photo the news shows if that person went missing

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@chemdawgtweaker 4 vodka red bulls? How nice of you to take your Grandma out.

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@BurnerJussa @schizobased She spent all her pants money on Timbs 😂😂😂

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@dioscuri @dyingscribe Did an Australian beach worm write this tweet?

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@kennedytcooper There's like only three things here that an American might eat in the course of a calendar year. The cereal, the Goldfish, and the BBQ sauces.

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@womenpostingws How the fuck is she supposed to survive on $80 million???

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@themichaelest @___mcb___ @poppy_haze Usually they'd throw a smoke grenade the first time. Just to show the officer how easy it could be. For most officers, that was enough. It's not recounted in the statistics, because no one died, and officers rarely reported it unless they seem not to be in control to higherups.

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@funkpwer @everclaire13 I feel like the author of this fucking died. Making this extra heart breaking.

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@PassivePony @EdwardStockwell They don't have rootbeer in other countries? What the fuck?!?

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@TheMeggyPeggy @ThePostsOffice The other four PS5s are for her other boyfriends.

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@_Phoenix_Ashes_ @ManiacXVII Damn man, I have not laughed at a single clip in this thread.

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@EclecticHams So what, this lady slept for like a thousand years then?

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@NeeedlesEye It reads so human. "He is drunk. He has not offered to pay. We will call him the Uber and if he can Venmo us in the morning, we appreciate it. It will not bankrupt us otherwise, it is more important he gets home safe."

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@gunk4188 Oh my god there's no way you just admitted you're "that kid" at school.

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@natalectics @anderscool2 I'm drunk and consent all the time, what the hell? Is there some magical sobriety level because I'm tweaked on coffee and Adderall right now, can I not consent? Can I be so tired I can't consent even when I'm verbally saying yes?

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@NEVERLOGGINGOUT This video is too LE EPIC to not make though. I ROLFMOW'd so good. I told Aunt Barbara about it at Church and I need you to email it to her on Facebook sweetie! Love you. Grandma is out of the hospital soon.

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@ButtSnuffles @whimsical_turd @sombreromustach Ah. The 79th trimester.

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@keffals "Litterally no one is dumber then me." I say as I climb into my suit. "I'm a fucking idiot." I repeat, buckling my helmet. "I get lost so easily!" as the earpiece relays "Houston, we have liftoff!" As the g-forces pin me to my seat and the darkness of space invades my vision.

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@FromAerin @19bratti Architecture is primarily an art. I guess there are building sciences, but what you're probably thinking of is Engineering.

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@mavtek @leucinedreams Heading towards? Excuse me?

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@ClubPhotos_ Her: "Not in my mouth please." *15 seconds later*

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@Horatio_Profit @josiahhughes By Tuesday she'll be joker posting.

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@inventorandy @Evil_Mog It's an homage. Credit is fully given in the corner and the artist makes no attempt to call it an original idea. You can call it derivative and unfunny, but a rip-off idk.

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@a_merat For those who don't know: Historians are divided on if Zaida (aka Isabella) was two people, or one person. This chart assumes they were one person, and can only work that way.

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@ZetsubouNigga @FanbyteMedia I'd tell you the meaning of the value of 6, but I can only tell it to people with a Culture score of 4

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@Evan64m @GilfGrinning @ComradeToguro George Holliday, the man who filmed Rodney getting beaten, had his camera ready as he was actually trying to get a glimpse of the Terminator filming from his apartment balcony.

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@oatmilkwife @velafrons Not a single flickering Modelo or Pabst sign that looks like it was last turned off during the Clinton Administration

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@Shoudlaz @hostiledesign Liberals don't do anything. Here's your paper straw to save the world.

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@alanamayjohnson *Marked Safe from Keemstar*

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@APTeacher1754 Not sure why New York got rid of this stunning example of post-modern architecture.

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@___mcb___ @poppy_haze A grenade is pretty easy to get away with. It takes all of three seconds when no one is looking.

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@DurstofTimes @DaxKazon @LeilaHormozi She eats nearly every meal with a loved one or friend while the rest of us have eat a baked potato out of the palm of our hands while standing in a broom closet.

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@mattybtweets69 To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Tom & Jerry.

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@StevePeave @robrousseau

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@princessGerd @nise_yoshimi The Hamburgler is an incredibly illusive man. Remember how long it took the US to find Osama?

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@JoshDootson Alright no need to be bragging buddy

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@punishedgarage @Samanthaaaachan They got the 30-pack of Coors for the boys. The Vizzys are for the girlfriends. Girls can have a little seltzer from time to time, as a treat

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@Evan64m @GilfGrinning @ComradeToguro More interesting trivia: The bar Arnold walks into at the beginning of the film, is a very short walk from where Rodney King was beaten by LA cops. Both the filming of the scene and the beating happened on the exact same night.

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@viperwave @severeerror52 This is why I just don't give a fuck about these online personalities. How many times does this have to happen? Y'all people need LIVES.

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@tori4thepeople Siemens is so fucking funny to me. Like yeah, I won't use a Diesel 883C Locomotive Engine or the H6-789 High/Low Pole Mounted AC transformer.

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@BlessUgo_ @ucla2k3 @StefaniaFOX10 @Matt_Fox10 The same way you're supposed to stop resisting and the K9 Officer will stop tearing your face off. Gooood luck.

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@GenZdemagogue Humanity has evolved past the need for Switzerland

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@CallaWalsh Imperialism wasn't conducted because they were baddies and we're somehow goodies because of our luck in being born later. It was done for a reason. Imperialism benefited some people. The excercise is to identify who and how.

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@Dan4Miami @hunnywh0re "Ain't even washed my dick off." 😂

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@TokyoDilf Only 1 in 3000 calicos is male, so you actually saw her.

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@severalnitrogen This is how all of these work I thought? It's sort of the equivalent of when the barista puts $5 from their own wallet into the tip jar.

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@Lococho97 @bxragingbullyo Looking into this.

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@Gsn1vy @GreenTextRepost Intiializing... Connecting... Connected! Downloading to C:\System... 50% Complete! Download complete! Running C:\System\Antivirus.exe... Injection into System32.exe successful! Closing prompt!

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@bvigeant I will build a mock neighborhood that no one can live in, to train cops to pester homeless people, instead of building a real neighborhood that people can live in.

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@DvnFrl @6s6a6r6a6h6 I don't even let mine have sex with me. Like bro I'm gonna take off my clothes in front of you??? Potentially the only protection I have against a knife attack?

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@IonnusPaulus @poppy_haze It's not like it hasn't happened before. As far back as WWI there have been active mutinies, and as recently as Iraq - multiple, multiple mutinies in Iraq, some lasting a couple hours, some a couple days.

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@Hammermime Looks like an old mine or maybe a well in the American SW. The countryside is absolutely littered with them, countless unmarked. Sometimes hikers just... disappear. Theories usually include that they fell down some unknown shaft, overgrown with brush.

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@yugopnik How about this?

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@The__Biscuit @_pem_pem Imagine using a Michelob and then calling yourself a "fan of cinema"

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@transrobzombie @TallBart "I'm happy right? This is happiness. I must be happy? Right? Bro I just want to sleep. But, happy, right? I feel good - or do I? Yes, of course I do, I love this - right?"

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@serenacoady @thechosenberg Absolutely not possible.

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@AFABRocky Me changing "and then the manager gave me 25% off" to "so I got 25% off from the manager" so I don't get doxxed on Tiktok

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@SmallRobotArmy @greentexts_bot Also the goal of self-help books isn't to help, it's to sell books. They're going to cater to what their audiences want to hear.

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@PlSSCHRIST @GarlicCorgi That's actually the coolest fucking guy there

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@Insane_Ccraft @DvnFrl @6s6a6r6a6h6 Yes. I have the cutest little sundress that can stop needles, knives and .357 FMJ at 12-feet.

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@Kevidently @mr_graves @Gottalovecake95 @sumdepony @tinywienerbabe Packing for my kids: Alright. Emergency Narcan, Stretcher, EPRB, Three days of water, a week's worth of clothes, water purifier tablets, Tracheotomy kit, a week's worth of food, two flashlights plus extra batteries My husband: A ball, maybe.

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@MakanaBoy @catcontentonly People who generally work with and manage septic tanks. Common in rural areas as a tank normally requires treatment every 5-15 years.

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@gommunisd Marie Antoinette's actual last words: the executioner can have my PS4 but the games go to the working class Feel different about her now???

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@SpicyLeftyTeens @4TaxFairness @WorkingAmerica I don't know of anyone with a middle-class house or less who doesn't just take the standard deduction.

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@uncleanedbollux @PoodleSkirt2 @door_chan_ @ObamaEraCons You're gay for saying this

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@PlayingMantis42 @keithjohnstack Two lesbians would name their cat after the drummer of an 80's hair metal band.

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@RhonddaRousey @JakeMHS Prequel to this?

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@dopaminenjoyer Me after getting dressed to walk to the coffee shop.

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@ElaniKitten She's my ex-GF now because I couldn't handle it but we still chill on occasion

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@mortenbc58 @MattGertz World War Z had a religious cult that believed the zombies were the earthly remnants of people who had their souls raptured to heaven. This cult tried to infect themselves as quickly as possible. That's probably the closest thing I can think of.

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@TheTsavoHighway @Manyeyedgirl "What race are you?" "France."

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@hellscape1986 @rollerska8er

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