Let's play house, I'll be the mommy and you can be the baby.
So...poop. Poop yourself, poop yourself right now, just squat and push, poop. Poop. You're the baby, just poop. It's what babies do, poop yourself poop poop poop just poop poop you should poop just go poop poop pooooop
It makes me so mad hearing about Babyfurs/Littles showing off their diapers and littleness out in public. Because it's never in public around me, where I can go over and call them cute, and give em praise.
I will not say pooping your pants is poggers
I will not say pooping your pants is poggers
I will not say pooping your pants is poggers
I will not say pooping your pants is poggers
I will not say pooping your pants is poggers
I will not say pooping your pants is poggers
Mom: okay honey I know you're really trying to hold it and make it to the potty, and you're doing a great job but no way this traffic is stopping anytime soon. So go ahead and use your pullup it's ...
Zoe: uhhhh duh mom. I went like five minutes ago.
Having a training potty at the foot of your bed so you don't have to go all the way to the big potty might SEEM like a good idea until the morning when you wake up and your room smells like that outhouse you once got trapped in when you were 8 that still gives you PTSD.
Zoe would intentionally loudly in the grocery store say or ask "Hey Mom, I gotta poop REALLY bad, should I just use my pullups or can you bring me to the bathroom" just so that she could see her Mom get all flustered and embarrassed.
THANK YOU
@BlankiePlush
FOR THE NEW GIF!!!!!
And one day we will die
And our ashes will fly from the aeroplane over the sea
But for now we are young
Let us lay in the sun
And count every beautiful thing we can see
Love to be
In the arms of all I'm keepin' here with me
Suck, suck your teenage thumb
Toilet trained and dumb
When the power runs out, we'll just hum
This, this is our new song
Just like the last one
A total waste of time, my iron lung
Teacher: Zoe? Why are you squirming so much in your chair.
Zoe: I HAVE TO PEE BUT I BET COLE THE RACCOON BOY I COULD HOLD IT UNTIL RECESS AND IF I DO HE OWES ME CANDY AND HE SAID WE CAN HOLD PAWS AS WE PEE.
Cole: >\\\\<
Making sure you don't go potty before getting into a car on a road trip, ensuring you're either gonna have an accident or have to beg to stop at every rest stop
Kinda wish diapers moved away from showing the size on em too, like it works for twinks but I'm sure a lot of people don't wanna post pictures of themselves with a big thing that shows they're in a "bigger" sized diaper.
You ever notice when grownups get out of the bathroom the room smells really bad but no one makes a big deal about it like they do when I go in my pullups?
My little paws are dirty from digging through shit you poured on me
My little paws are dirty but the shit's comin' off real easy
I know I'm a puppy and digging is an honorable hobby
Do Not Enter is written on the door way
Why can't everyone just go away?
Except you
You can stay
What do you think of my treehouse?
It's where I sit and talk really loud
Usually
I'm all by myself
this diaper has only been peed in sitting down or laying down so the front is only a little squish and the back is absoltuely soaked, it's funny feeeeling
If charlie xcx or Billie Eilish want to know the colour of my underwear they simply have to ask.
Also it's yellow and white with some browning along the leg guards. And yes it's a diaper.
Zoe's caregiver picks her from the couch and brings her to the potty so that she can "try".
Waiting a few minutes it's clear nothing's gonna happen.
"What's wrong kiddo, don't gotta go?"
Zoe: Oh I already went.
CG: ....Where?
Zoe: The corner of my room.
Why would I wanna hold you down
When I know you now, the past is your go-to now?
Shit, we really used to roll around
Coppin' quarter pounds, from the border towns
And shit, Ferraris gettin' ordered now
Can't water down, godfathers to you daughters now
please don't do this, I like to go through your likes because when I'm horny and look at what you find hot and then knowing you find it hot I find it even hotter