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Twtfics, OFMD, Yakuza, DE, ttrpgs || Queer Trans Non-binary Disabled Plural Faggot || Ze/Zem/Zers || 33 || Half-Elf IRL || In my Disco Elysium era apparently

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3 months
Heyyyyy friends. Our car needs some rather urgent work done on it. I've set up a #GoFundMe to help pay for it, and it'd be SUPER appreciated if you could donate and/or share. This car is the only thing keeping us semi-functional right now. Photo for the algorithm.
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10 months
Hoooly shit??!? A friend of mine almost got killed live on stage in front of an audience last night. He's a magician, and does sword swallowing as part of his act. He lets a member of the audience come up and pull the sword out. Lady thought it'd be funny to SHOVE IT BACK IN
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10 months
Thankfully he caught her before it could do any damage. Threw her off the stage and packed up and went home without a word, AS HE SHOULD. Lady, that's a human being and a fucking sword what the FUCK is wrong with you?????? I am so viscerally horrified on his behalf
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10 months
My husband came to tell me about it and as soon as he said "shove it back in" my heart started POUNDING. I told my friend to ABSOLUTELY PLEASE GO GET CHECKED AT THE HOSPITAL bc your esophagus doesn't have nerves like your skin, it's not MEANT to detect that sort of damage.
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10 months
It's like when you get into a car accidentβ€” no matter how fine you feel, you NEED to be seen, bc things can take days to develop, and not all bodily damage hurts the same way. Going to the ER gets anything acute you didn't know about, and also starts a paper trail
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10 months
@santaresiste Idk if he's gone to the hospital yet, but his wife is a physician of some variety and is keeping an eye on him. This all just happened less than 24 hours ago and he's probably still processing his near death experience.
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10 months
@What_Smut He's been doing this act for over six years with no issues, this lady was just a self-centered asshole with no regard for how her actions impact others. He literally explains in the leadup that if they do anything other than pull it straight out, he could DIE
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10 months
@TheCrandle To quote him directlyβ€” "The blade moves between the lungs, presses up on the voicebox, and even moves the heart 2 centimeters to the left. And yes, I feel ALL of that. You have to be very aware of your body to navigate a 22 inch steel blade going down your trachea."
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2 years
@UrsulaV And when we came in for coffee the next day, we got this:
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2 years
@UrsulaV My husband and I used to live a mile from an independent coffee shop and we would walk there almost EVERY DAY b/c we loved it so much. We became such regulars there that five of our favorite baristas took a day off to come to our wedding.
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10 months
@TheCrandle Mrs. Rando McRandomface from the audience does *not* know how to put the 22 inch sharp steel blade down his throat without puncturing his lungs.
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@TheCrandle
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2 years
@hakuku If you guys like this, you'll also very much enjoy my fave yt baker / chocolatier. His fuckin anime cocoa powder application routine is amazing.
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10 months
@hemphlev He's been doing the bit for over six years with no issues, bc he carefully explains beforehand "Ok do exactly what I say, or I could literally die," so this lady just had intense mc syndrome and had no regard for how her actions impact other human beings
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10 months
@SilentSigh Not a bad approach to it, tbh. But my friend does the bit twiceβ€” once by himself to demonstrate, and then gives VERY specific coaching and lets the volunteer pull it. He's been doing it for six years with no issues bc most people have common sense and like empathy???
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10 months
@ImproperDepress RIGHT???? LIKE, WHAT THE FUCK
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1 year
Just talked to my therapist about Izzy Hands. Something I wanted to share from the session that he said is: "Unfortunately, you can't just make the bad feelings go away. You would have to strip away several layers of your identity to *not* be upset about that."
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10 months
@eirianqueer Also as someone on the ace spectrumβ€” not all ace folks are sex repulsed??? Like, OP, I need you to quite literally SPEAK FOR YOURSELF and not pretend to represent the ace community as a whole. You don't like porn. Big whoop. This is not a trait unique to ace folks.
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10 months
@sock_dem Also from the Hitchhikers Guide is the "Somebody Else's Problem Field," which I think is equally applicable here.
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10 months
@RealSpaceCowNB That is EXACTLY how I felt when I heard about it!
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1 year
@JayHulmePoet I don't remember where I heard it, but something that's stuck with me is "Americans think 100 years is a long time, Europeans think 100 miles is a long way."
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1 year
Mentioned this in a reply-to-a-reply on one of @toboldlymuppet 's posts but I think it deserves its ownβ€” The fact that they didn't give Con an *actual knee crutch* with the unicorn built around it is unforgivable. They're widely available and under $200.
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10 months
@CinnabarMint Unfortunately (/hj) he's a really good, sweet person and the only way he'd sue is if he actually ends up being injured. And even then, he probably wouldn't sue the lady, just the company he was doing the show for. (Apparently the whole crowd sucked ass)
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10 months
@caitlinbragg Luckily, I have since found out the event was booked by the company I used to work with hom at, so he's covered by workman's comp at the very least.
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1 year
HEY FRIENDS Are you pissed about the #ofmds2 #ofmds2spoilers finale? Do you think you could write a kinder rom-com? Do you like stories where our queer, disabled heroes don't die? Well thenβ€” have I ever got news for you!!
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10 months
@GhostKumo @SAMOYEDCORE I use Google's keyboard on my phone and it has a whole tab next to the emojis for these! They're called kaomoji!
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10 months
@enchantedsON YEAH He's done this bit for as long as I've known him, among others like fire eating and glass-walking, and is always extremely careful. That someone could break the unspoken audience-performer contract like this is just...
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2 years
@terrified_kitty @autienelle See, I used to be like that until I figured out they'd just keep saying the same things, not around me. I'm mostly invisible to gossipy people b/c of the autism and trauma making me quiet and introverted, so I just get to be a spy and report everything they say to the victims
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2 years
#OFMD twtfic: post-reunion, Izzy has been getting increasingly frustrated w/ everyone aboard, including Ed. After a particularly bad shouting match he 'quits' again and leaves. This time, tho, they don't find him in the Republic and Ed is really worried. Is he gone for good?
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10 months
@RebsTweet He explains in the leadup exactly how to do it, and exactly what could happen if they don't do it how he says. It's honestly not difficultβ€” just gotta pull it straight. He and his practiced body awareness and control do 90% of the work.
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2 years
#OFMD twtfic: Modern AU No one has ever been in Izzy's apartment before. Not even Ed. When he has to cancel on one of Stede & Ed's many parties b/c he's sick, most of the crew are relieved, but Roach decides to extend an olive branch. Rizzy / Ouizzy Autistic Izzy Hands
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2 years
@EnbyNo Oh... I'm Very Autistic and literally just took it at face value when I saw it...... I also didn't check OP's account to see she had 30k followers, that probably would have changed my view tbh Thank you for this post, legitimately. Sometimes I just don't Get It yk?
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11 months
@CatieOsaurus @cbr_bluegrngirl @zackpinsent I would also recommend the gamut of Historical Costuming YouTube! Bernadette Banner, Cathy Hay, and Morgan Donner are all very history -accurate folks who dress historical every day. Rachel Maksy is more in the vein of "make it work on the cheap" who also historybounds daily
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2 years
Guys, I'm so sorry, but I thought of a ship name for Jim/Izzy to make it distinct from Jack/Izzy and it's so much worse than you could imagine. Jizzm
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1 year
Trying to stay out of the πŸ’ΏπŸ΄ for the most part, because I think however people are processing their grief is probably valid and what they need, yk? But the one that I will say, specifically re: "djenks hate" β€”
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1 year
I didn't think I could get MORE mad at the handling of disability-related-topics in this season AND YET They made this poor sweet 57yo man clomp around on an uncomfortable peg leg your prop department built instead of dropping $150 to make him more comfortable??
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1 year
@meowzawowza_ That's what we've been saying since season 1!! He's just a pathetic little wet guy!! How can you hate him when he's just so little and sad?!
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1 year
I, personally, would not @ / QRT Djenks to say anything. But I really disagree with what some people are labelling as "hate" being sent to him. The Canyon has been getting HATE for over a year. We've been called disgusting, racist, homophobic, abuse apologist.
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1 year
Human beings (especially the fucked up, traumatized, abused, depressed, disowned, outcast human beings that imprinted so hard on Izzy Hands) have an innate need to be SEEN. We thought through all of S1 that Djenks SAW us. It's now clear he didn't.
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1 year
I hope Con knows we don't hold him at all accountable for this. I hope he knows he's SO loved.
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1 year
...... @neo__pessimist Rizzy barbershop au??? Is this anything???
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1 year
November is National Novel Writing Month #Nanowrimo2023 and I've decided to throw a month-long event for us in the OFMD fandom to pen our 50k words in the name of Queer Joy πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ’– If that sounds good to you, join me for Our NaNoWriMo Means JOY!
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2 years
@unplsntdvrsns I'm planning a fic where Stede goes on his Pirate Villain Arc, steals a ship, gets the crew, goes to retake the Revenge. He and Ed have a duel (in the rain is a p good idea...), Stede wins. Has Ed at swordpoint. "What do you want? My head? Your ship?" "I want you to marry me."
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1 year
@idiotsatsea My one fear is that they use the "buttons is a witch" angle to bring him back for s3 and it turns out that burying him without his prosthetic was so Buttons can resurrect him with his body fully intact. It's the singular way I could be more mad than I am now.
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1 year
just boil down to "I'm mad at you and I want you to know it! I want you to see the pain you've caused me!" And I really don't think that's "hate."
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11 months
@KindKiosk Oh, Ned would be SO horny about it, too. Absolutely playing it up every time their crews cross paths. Caling Izzy his "most beautiful instrument" and a "masterwork". Commandeering Jackie's barroom to play violin while Izzy sings for him. murdering someone for "backing vocals"
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1 year
It only makes sense that we would react to that by being loud and theatrical and screaming at him LOOK AT ME SEE ME I'M HUMAN TOO, AND I AM IN PAIN
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1 year
And like. It's not *nice*, sure. But that's not what "hate" looks like on the internet. That's just people expressing their feelings using swear words. It's a weird time we live in that people can say this stuff about an ostensible celebrity and he'll actually see itβ€”
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9 months
@Secondlina She fuckin NYOOOOOOM I love her
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1 year
We've been told to kys, that we deserve to be abused by our intimate partners, that we should be r*ped. The things being pointed out as "hate" to djenks (ignoring valid criticism entirely) is stuff like "Fuck you" "You're a c*nt" "What the fuck was that?"
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2 years
#OFMD #Twtfic : Izzy trying to be nice to Stede. Stede trying to earn Izzy's respect. Two bristley boys just trying to get along, and somewhat succeeding.
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1 year
and there's definitely an aspect of parasocial familiarity in there, but Dienks honestly encouraged that with how he interacts with the fandom. idk There definitely have been some more questionable QRTs, but the vast majority, if you strip out the ""bad words"" β€”
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2 years
[From: Izzy Handsβ€” I will. Thank you so much, Roach.] [From: Roachβ€” Hey, no problem man. Happy to help] -----
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2 years
@queercryptidRey @freetofic YES. tbh I still mentally think of hateships as kismeses.
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2 years
#OFMD twtfic: the first time Roach gets sick and can't cook, Stede's crew act like they're gonna starve. Izzy steps in to be the cook for the day and they all act like he's going to *poison* them, driving him to the edge of a nervous breakdown. Maybe just a touch of Rizzy?
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2 years
Aight, inspired by @dreamingofmiami I'm starting my own little!Izzy fic. Hope y'all enjoy! ----- Izzy stands looking over the maindeck in the dim twilight as the captains and crew gather for storytime. He tries to tell himself that it's stupid, a waste of time.
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2 years
@yeeyeemtv Bug I have a fic I've been meaning to write with a similar idea! Except in mine, Izzy deliberately stayed behind on a botched raid to make sure everyone else got away safely. He winds up pinned to the deck of a sinking ship w/ a sword through his shoulder after the crew took off
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2 years
He certainly couldn't deny the appeal now, with Izzy so sweet and pliant in his arms, looking up at him through his lashes. "Izzy," he asked softly, "may I kiss you?" Izzy didn't answer, just grabbed the collar of his flannel pajama shirt and pulled him down into kissing range.
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@ZekeWritez
1 year
@KissingPirates Izzy goes on a raid a couple minths later and crinkles every time he moves because all of his pockets are full of kind notes and drawings from his crew and he treasures every one of them
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2 years
He reaches out to touch it, and sees that what he had thought was quilting are actually pockets full of sand, or some other similar material. "This one weighs about thirty pounds." "That's a pretty fucking heavy blanket."
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@ZekeWritez
2 years
#OFMD twtfic: In which Izzy loves the sea. CW: SH / ED / Sui Attempt
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2 years
It was easily the size of a queen bed, and loaded with so many pillows and blankets it actually took him a second to spot Izzy amongst them. He was curled into a little ball under a large gray quilt of some sort, peering out from under it at his visitor with darkly ringed eyes.
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2 years
"Look, there's no *way* they'd just leave us all night if it weren't important. The only thing I can think of that'd be that important is if they found Izzy. This *has* to be a good sign."
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10 months
@RebsTweet But she didn't make any attempts to apologize, and no one else in the crowd / none of the event organizers checked in with him as he was leaving. They just sucked. (Don't buy Huffy bikes)
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2 years
Has @perkynurples seen this
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2 years
Note from my dad found in his bee keeping equipment nine years after his death. He is missed.
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@ZekeWritez
2 years
He feels a bit... Excited? He hasn't gotten an actual text from anyone besides Ed and Stede in years. It means that Roach actually meant all the things he had said. It meant that Roach really did want to be his friend. It's nice.
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@ZekeWritez
2 years
[From: Izzy Handsβ€” Well... The thing that would help the most is if we could have JUST the music or JUST the tv and not both at once.] [But I really don't want to spoil anyone's fun.] [From: Roachβ€” Nah, I think that's a pretty reasonable request.]
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2 years
----- "Oh my GOD!" "What happened?" "Roach just offered to take him SOUP!" "Whoa. He's going to Izzy's place??" "No way! There's no way THE Izzy Hands is letting anyone in his apartment, are you kidding me??" -----
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2 years
@KUMSUCK OKAY SO in terms of like actual manga / anime / other similar media, I'm lawful neutral. But I am also 10000000000000% Chaotic Radical because wrasslin is gay as fuck
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2 years
[From: Izzy Handsβ€” Yeah, sorry. Just woke up.] He yawns, stretches his legs, and winces as he feels one of his calves dangerously close to cramping. He's still dehydrated from last night. [To be honest, I'm not really sure what to put on the list.]
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2 years
----- Belly full of warm soup, Izzy sleeps. -----
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@ZekeWritez
2 years
"How about chives and scallions? Specifically the green parts." "I used to think scallion greens didn't taste like anything at all, but I quite enjoy them, now." "Well then, I think you'll enjoy lemongrass," he says, already mowing through it.
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@ZekeWritez
2 years
[From: Roachβ€” Hey, that's ok. Why don't you tell me the things that bother you the most, and we'll start there?]
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2 years
'Fuck it,' he thinks. [From: Roachβ€” Hey man, you got that list for me?] -----
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@ZekeWritez
2 years
Lucius taps over into the group chat to see if he's missed anything and catches sight of [Izzy Hands is typing...] "Oh God, here we fucking go." "What's up, babe?" Pete glances up from the game of PUBG he's playing to see what's irked his lover. "Izzy's typing in the GC."
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2 years
"Pff. Yeah, a damn care package for Izzy Hands. Like he'd even appreciate it." ---- Meanwhile, elsewhere....
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2 years
"He's supposed to be texting me a list of things we can do to make him more comfortable." "Really? That's great!" Roach smiles. "I told him you'd be more than happy to do whatever it takes to make him feel welcome." "Of course I would! That's my Izzy!"
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2 years
Izzy glanced furtively at Ed's face, then turned to look anywhere else. "We used'ta be friends... But... But I don't think Eddie likes me anymore." "I do! I do like you, Iz!" Ed cried, sounding heartbroken. "I love you so much, mate, I really do!"
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@ZekeWritez
2 years
"They're your friends too, Izzy." He scoffs. "Roach I may be socially inept, but I'm not an idiot. I know you all don't like me. I was surprised when you offered to bring me soup. But... You're just a kind person like that."
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@ZekeWritez
2 years
*Bwrr Bwrr* Izzy feels more than hears his phone vibrate. Blearily opening his eyes, he fishes around in the covers and pillows until he finds it. After a moment of squinting for his eyes to adjust, he's finally able to read the text.
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@ZekeWritez
2 years
He leans over and tugs it free so Izzy can move unhindered and is considerably surprised by by how *heavy* it is. "That's a hell of a blanket, man." "Oh," Izzy says. "It's weighted." He holds out an elbow at roughly eye-level so that the blanket hangs where Roach can see.
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@ZekeWritez
2 years
"Damn, thirty? Mine's only fifteen!" Frenchie says, eyebrows quirked with surprise. "You got one, too, Frenchie?" "Yeah! Helps me sleep. Makes me feel more like my soul is attached to my body, if that makes sense." "That absolutely does NOT make sense, Frenchie."
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@ZekeWritez
2 years
learned it from her dad, yadda yadda." He easily finds a small pot in Izzy's very well-organized kitchen, which immediately casts Izzy in a more favorable light. If nothing else, he could appreciate a man who kept a clean kitchen.
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@ZekeWritez
2 years
"He's not! Roach is taking him soup!" "Okayyy...?" "ED. He's going to be *in* Izzy's apartment!" "Whoa, wait, seriously?!" This brings Ed out of the kitchen, his black servers' apron tied around his waist. He leans over Pete to peer at Lucius' phone. -----
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@ZekeWritez
2 years
He looked miserable, and Roach felt for him. Out of pity, he turns his attention back to the task at hand, chatting as he works with no expectation for Izzy to respond. "This is an old family recipe. I learned it from my mom, who learned it from her mom, who
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@ZekeWritez
2 years
----- "Oh, honey... Tell him I'm happy to put his chair in the corner! That's no trouble at all!" "I told him you guys would be chill about it. Poor guy musta been worried about this shit forever." "Aw, Iz..." -----
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2 years
"You put a lot of effort into keeping your place, like, clean and organized, huh? Does that cut down on the overwhelming, too?" "I... Yeah, yeah it does." "Have you ever thought about asking Stede and Ed to make things a little less stressful for you when you come over?"
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2 years
----- Pete had completely abandoned his quest for the chicken dinner and was hanging over the back of the couch to watch the chat over Lucius' shoulder. "HOLY SHIT" they say in perfect unison.
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2 years
[Usually during parties there's music playing, and the TVs on, and people are playing sounds on their phones, and everyone's having conversations all around me, and Ed's dog starts barking... It's overwhelming.]
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2 years
He lays back on the bed and pulls the weighted blanket up to his chest, staring up at the ceiling to think. [From: Izzy Handsβ€” Noise is the worst thing, I think.]
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@ZekeWritez
2 years
*Bwip* Roach stops what he's doing and wipes the flour off of his hands on the towel tucked into his apron. He picks his phone up off the counter and swipes through his lock screen. His eyes scan the most recent message, and he frowns to himself.
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@ZekeWritez
2 years
[From: Roach β€” I'll throw some in a lunchbox and swing it by your place as soon as I get these rolls out of the oven.] [From: Izzy Hands β€” Well... If you insist, I guess. Thank you.]
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@ZekeWritez
2 years
He hesitates a moment in front of the door. Izzy *had* said to just let himself in, but... To his knowledge no one had ever set foot in, or even seen the inside of Izzy Hands' apartment, and it seemed rude to be the first one on
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@ZekeWritez
2 years
He sets the cutting board atop the towel, presses down, and checks that it's good and stable. "How spicy do you like things?" Roach asked. "Like on a zero to ten scale?" "Er..." Izzy's voice held none of its usual confident, commanding tone. "Like... A seven?"
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@ZekeWritez
2 years
stuff that helps you? Or stuff that's particularly bad for you that we could cut out?" He slips an arm around Izzy's shoulders and gives them a light squeeze. "Let me help you. I *like* this Izzy. I want the others to get to meet him, too.
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@ZekeWritez
2 years
Roach nodded. "Higher than I expected from you, but I cam prepared for a ten, in case you wanted it extra mean." He pulls a clean pair of black disposable gloves from somewhere in his knife roll, grabs a long red chili pepper from his supplies, and sets to slicing it.
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@ZekeWritez
1 year
For those who haven't seen it β€” YES they made him walk around in a sgitty prop knee crutch. Sometimes homemade is NOT fine. +Closeups of the unicorn leg so you can see the general construction of the knee crutch part
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2 years
'What if he's not texting because he thinks I was lying? I don't want him getting all up in his head about it... I mean, he kept this a secret from his *best friend* for how many years? He must be really worried about talking about it.'
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@ZekeWritez
2 years
Izzy had blushed outright at such high praise, and the party had laughedβ€” but not *at* him, not with any malice or derision. Someone had pulled out an empty chair and invited him to sit beside them, and he found himself the center of attention. He... didn't hate it.
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@ZekeWritez
2 years
No one (except, apparently, Stede and Ed) has the slightest idea why he keeps showing up if he hates parties so much. But... If he's being honest, besides being a bit of a grouchy party pooper with a short fuse, Izzy'd never done anything to harm anyone.
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@ZekeWritez
2 years
How do you feel about parsley?" "It's quite good." Izzy replies, wringing his hands. "Ed thinks it tastes like grass. I think it's lovely." "You've got a more refined palette than he does," Roach replies matter-of-factly. "What about cilantro?"
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