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6 months

Simple financial advice: Don't go into debt for anything unless it is going to make money for you over and above the interest you will pay. Need a work truck or you can't go to work? Ok. Buying a house that will appreciate over time? Ok. Buying a going business or expanding

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4 months

@Rothmus No man has ever seen a woman and thought, man, she'd be so hot if she just had longer lashes.

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1 year

@wrong_speak Why did you use 30 rounds to shoot that mass murderer? Because I didn't have 31.

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@IterIntellectus @PicturesFoIder it's not a geometry problem, it's a geography problem

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@wokal_distance if you are adult enough to support a presidential assassination, you are adult enough to realize that actions have consequences.

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@johnkonrad @RZalischuk not that smart if she wrecked a ship

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7 months

Enough with the conspiracy theories please! I own and operate an 85' research vessel and have had a maritime masters license for over 20 years. I worked the Columbia River for 13 years as a towing and salvage operator and my current company doing research charters for 10 years.

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1 year

@BullzOnParade_X @ZeekArkham @GameChangin It's not that these 4 were used as an example, it's that these 4 specifically are helping to beat down and reinforce the victim hood of their own race.

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4 months

@Rothmus

Lars Ulrich Sues 8th Grade Student Over Metallica Logo | Vintage Heavy Metal

A team of attorneys representing Metallica filed paperwork to sue a 8th grader over a hand-drawn version of their logo.

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1 year

@ZeekArkham Works for me too. I walk away from places that have signs that say "no guns allowed" too. Wouldn't want to break any rules, right? Why don't they just put up a sign that says "help us reduce our gross sales by half"?

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2 months

@jakeshieldsajj @sabai_dog so you want a world history lesson in 160 characters or less? got it, means you are an idiot, sorry dude.

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@johnkonrad @TomP28857792 she is not going to sleep with you John

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7 months

@AriDrennen @ripcurl Well, if you are blind you might not be able to see that surfer is a dude and competing against women, not other men. So there is that teensy tiny little problem with the vid. but I don't surf, so maybe I am missing something else???

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6 months

@Rothmus I could see how it would be a felony crime if this was Whoopi Goldberg.

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4 months

@LangmanVince let her have her 30 seconds of fame, what is it hurting?

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7 months

@614clinton I was talking to my neighbor's six year-old daughter and she said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, "If you were to be the President, what's the first thing you would do?" She replied, "I'd give

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@catturd2 tell me you know nothing about how a ship handles when put in hard reverse? Look at my profile and understand that I own/operate the vessel in the pic. It is 100% obvious to an experienced boat captain that the ship was in hard reverse, from the heavy black smoke from the stack

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@614clinton Guy goes to the doc for his yearly checkup After all the tests he asks the doc how long would he be expected to live. Doc asks him some questions: Do you drink? Nope Do you smoke? Nope Run around and chase wild women? Nope Drive fast? Nope Gamble? Nope Ride motorcycles? Nope

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4 months

@Rothmus geeze you guys, that button has two functions, one it turns on the motor that spins the barrels and loads the clips and if you unscrew it, there is a battery under there. The bump stock gets it 400 volt amperage from there too. What do you want from a coastie....

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@julievriahi @charliekirk11 @hrothenb I never knew that story. Looking into it, the truck was coming down a grade and Bidens wife pulled out in front of him, she had a stop sign, he did not. Sad, but nothing to lie about, which he did.

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@SternLevine @JoeyMannarinoUS So you don't travel outside of Blue cities, understood. This is what I see too. Ran into some Aussie and NZ's recently, they are all praying for a trump win.

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5 months

@RepJayapal I guess it's great if you are into CHEATING, but I guess that is all lefties eh? What a disgrace to all athletics, this is nothing different than steroid use for an uncompetitive advantage.

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@614clinton A proctologist walks into the bank and approaches the teller. He pulls out a check, and proceeds to try and sign it. Looking down he notices that he is trying to sign the check with a rectal thermometer. He looks up to the sky and exclaims, " Oh, that is great, that is just

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1 year

@RonaldBearFlag @DocStrangelove2 Hey Einstein, it's a joke.

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@Ur_a_Smartass_C S&W M&P 15 is inexpensive and solid. but once you learn how to build your own, Aero makes some great parts. Any inexpensive AR is going to need a better trigger however. I like Rise.

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1 year

@PattyMurray Pretty sure it was a vote to not use tax dollars for birth control, but hey, lies become you.

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3 months

@Rothmus ahhh, what's he been doing the last 3.5 years? None of these look reasonable to me, guess I'll vote Trump/Vance.

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4 months

@GeneralMCNews Right, breaking news, the SECRET service put out a press release about how they are guarding a protectorate. Sure they did. Also, in other news, the navy published the exact locations of the entire strategic nuclear submarine fleet. Do you folks even think before you post?

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@Shadzey1 YOU GET AN MP5 AND YOU GET AN MP5 AND YOU...

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4 months

@koidrieyez @Rothmus imagine trying to save a buck just before you check out.

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1 year

@OliLondonTV Just another diversion from silly people trying desperately to be relevant.

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6 months

@Roseymelhill @SarahisCensored Fixed it for you

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6 months

@Rothmus I paid $75k for my new truck. Interest rate=0% Paid in cash. Paid cash for my last 10 trucks, motorcycles and boats. No sympathy for people who can't do the math, don't read the contracts, live above their means, and generally make poor life choices.

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8 months

@fopminui @fasc1nate I'll take "made up bullshit for $10,000" Alex

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@614clinton Clinton takes his wife to dinner, just to treat her to a night off from having to cook. Betty Sue stopped Clinton from taking his first bite at the restaurant, saying, “we needa pray first.” "Nah, ain’t no need" he replied. "But why?" she asked. "We always pray at home when I

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8 months

@614clinton Drunk man comes out of a bar, stumbling around the parking lot with a car key in his hand. Police officer walks up and asks him what he is doing. He replies in a slobbering voice "someone stole my car", the officer says "where did you last see it?" The drunk, "on the end of my

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1 year

@fox13seattle Please let us know so we can start a gofundme and buy them new tires.

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2 months

@JonFraserTF of course someone took video of this counter action, right? right? Nothing escapes the camera nowadays, right?

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1 year

@Not_the_Bee Just an FYI, the "coast guard" has zero capability to search underwater. All they can do is hope the sub comes to the surface. If there is a rescue mission it will be using a deep submersible Trieste type craft. Hoping for a miracle, I personally know one of the occupants.

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@PattyMurray Name what rights you had that they don't. I'm seeing they have way more now. the right to have men in their rest rooms the right to compete against men in sporting matches the right to ride a bicycle naked through seattle the right to walk around feces in the cities the right to

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@614clinton Officer Clinton is watching the parking lot of a bar near closing time. It's the last day of the month and he needs one more DUI to make his quota. A man stumbles out the back door and begins wandering and weaving through the lot with his key out, trying it in every vehicle. The

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1 year

@614clinton Bill Clinton returned from an overseas trip and was coming down the stairs of Air Force One with a pig under each arm. The Marine on the tarmac said "Good morning sir, nice pigs sir" Clinton replied "yes, I got one each for Hillary and Chelsea" The Marine replied "Excellent trade

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@BCSONM Don't roll over for this tyrant, your oath is to the country, not this failed politician, in fact, you and your deputies should be on the way to the capital to arrest her for usurping federal and state law and the constitution.

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@p3_1415926i @Lead_Flinger When I saw a family of 4 get out of a new Escalade with 4, $1000 each, spinner 22" wheels and buy a ton of junk food from a convenience store and then pay with the Oregon trail welfare card, that sealed it for me. The proprietor just smiled and gave cash back.

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1 year

@WillFiteForYou @RobertKennedyJr Saying you "wont take anyone's guns away" is not the same as "I won't infringe on gun ownership" Someone needs to nail this down with RFK and not just take his word for it. I recall another leftie pol telling me my health ins rates wont go up and I can keep my plan and my

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@Tactical_review punisher logo laser etched into the frame for that matter, any imprinting or etching other than the caliber on the barrel It's like tattoos on a gal, it can only make them less attractive, not more. I said what I said

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@Rothmus no way that is anywhere near accurate, how could it be? Who would tell a pollster if they have guns in the house?

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1 year

@AshleyGWinter Thanks for outing yourself as a paid leftist troll account, good to know.

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@martyrmade now imagine what AOC is going to look like in 10 more years.

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@Rothmus It's all fun and games and conjecture, until the bear is hungry. Yes, I took this photo. Geographic cove, western alaska.

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@Rothmus No such thing as a free lunch, sucks to be "today" old and finally learn that lesson. Now if you could just teach that lesson over here.

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@DocStrangelove2 this was my Dads, I should fire it someday, .35REM

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@Rothmus Some companies do this thing called market research, where they test their product across their intended audience before they release it to see if it's well received or going to be a beat down dog with fleas. How's your dog doing?

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1 year

@JohnRLottJr looks like he brought a bicycle helmet to a gunfight, bet he doesn't do that again.

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@nh48mbk08uwvr9s @FenixAmmunition I have a friend, (canadian) who lost his entire firearm collection, including antiques, worth tens of thousands of dollars when his ex wife called in a red flag on him. The RCMP just waltzed in and confiscated everything with zero evidence of wrong doing. He passed a year ago,

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@FenixAmmunition I saw a guy do this years ago, I opened his door, locked it, slammed the door. Walked away laughing.

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@GovInslee for a lawyer, you don't really understand much about the law and the fact we are NOT a democracy, but a constitutional republic. But you know all about tyranny, remember the covid mandates? Yah, tyranny. @bird4governor is the way forward for ALL of WA State.

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@ZeekArkham the real question is who wrote it for him?

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@ResisterSis20 The jealousy is strong with this one.

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@VP how bizarre to continually harp on abortion for mothers day, what is wrong with you?

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1 year

@Travis_in_Flint same problem in the white house, you may have noticed.

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@FenixAmmunition No one works this hard on a project like this unless there is a huge payout at the end. I'm betting that Witless has her greasy little claws in the cookie jar and will retire somewhere expensive.

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@Jasmine_Keith1 @tomselliott Here is your meme for the day, share it far and wide.

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@ZeekArkham The actual full title is: Something lost, Something gained, Someone offed, Someone maimed.

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1 year

@Too_Big_To_Fail @Non_Fudd Wouldn't it be easier to just ban crime instead? Simple and straight to the point. Let's do it!

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@electmullet So, you are only going after the honest citizens that actually obey laws and take away their rights. Good to know where you stand. As soon as you write a law that criminals will obey, then we can have an intelligent conversation.

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@PattyMurray @SecretaryPete If you think that WA needs electric ferries, you failed at math, electrical engineering, economics, and naval architecture. I want to see the numbers. Size of battery bank required, infrastructure for charging, where that additional power is going to come from, a study on

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@kylenabecker NEWSFLASH, IT'S BEEN COMMON KNOWLEDGE FOR A COUPLE YEARS NOW.

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@Bubblebathgirl Attention h o r e and narcissist. That poor child.

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@ChrisKFilms @CollinRugg Better than people that don't believe in BEACH EROSION. Sea level is still referenced at ZERO feet and has been for literally ever.

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@Paul4GunSense you don't blame the car for drunk drivers you don't blame the drug for overdoses you don't blame the brick for your broken window you don't blame the saw for your crooked planks yet, you blame the gun for the actions of a criminal weird, huh?

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@stillgray it is absolutely nothing more than engagement farming, exactly like your posting about it. They get paid, you get paid.

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@JoeStefanelli @Rothmus Because that will stop crime, of course. Registration! Fking brilliant, who would have thought of that? Lets line up the criminals and register their guns! Congratulations, that was the stooooopidest comment on the internet today, you win. Nearly pegged the meter, wow!

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1 year

@FenixAmmunition Good people celebrate the death of tyranny. Be good people.

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@614clinton Man drives his pickup to the carnival and finds the head carney. Tells the carney that he has a dog that talks and wants to give him to the carnival. The carney says "I have got to see this" and follows the man out to his pickup where the dog is in the truck bed. The man says

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@OCpatriot_ @Everytown Well, you can like, just, put it in your pocket, right? After unstrapping the velcro, dropping the mag, removing the brace, removing the upper, and flipping down the sights. And having really big pockets.

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@614clinton Two engineers meet along the way. Eng. #1 says "Where did you get that nice bike?" Eng #2 replied "A strange thing happened to me. I was walking along, minding my own business, when a beautiful girl stopped me. She threw down her bike, ripped off her clothes, and told me to take

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@zerohedge I could have foreseen that outcome. I owned/operated a boat towing/on water assistance biz for 7 years. I couldn't leave people out on the water, so I towed or gave out gas to so many that couldn't pay at the time. These people owned boats, so they should be solvent, right? I

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@614clinton Guy walks into a bar and orders 5 shots and puts them all down. Bartender asks what's the occasion. Guy says, celebrating my first BJ. Bartender says, well let my buy you another. Guy says, well if 5 shots don't wash the taste out, nothing will.

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@Roseymelhill @SarahisCensored

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@TreysNewTruth @TMGPolitics Even if any of it was true, it's not breaking any law to have relations with a porn star, OR to enter into a paid contract to agree to keep quiet about anything that is not a crime. So, sunshine, where is the crime here? Ever hear of an NDA? Non Disclosure Agreement if you are

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@Rothmus When they tell you who they are, believe them.

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@KOINNews is there a gofundme for his defense?

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@Rothmus a good screenshot for the custody battle. She makes bad decisions and makes her spouse and kids pay endlessly for them.

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@PramilaJayapal LEGAL, vetted and honest immigrants make our country stronger. Fixed it for you.

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@KeenanPeachy She inflates her lips because she thinks it makes her more attractive but instead just shows off her low self esteem. Run Forrest

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@bennyjohnson is there ever an age where showering with pops is deemed OK?

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@EricG1247 Oh, and here is my 60lb wild pig I shot with a 7.62, larger round, more energy than a 5.56, and amazingly it is still in one piece, must have been a lucky shot. Made great sausage and I had some for breakfast this morning. but keep on with the "not much left" Bullsheet.

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@614clinton Apparently running around walmart with an alka seltzer tablet foaming in my mouth while screaming "it's the new COVID variant" isn't as funny as I expected it to be.

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@SenSchumer What you call their "Problems" I call their sole responsibility. I didn't take out their debt for them. I am not benefitting from their education. I don't even go to starbucks.

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@614clinton Lone Ranger and Tonto ride up to the saloon. Lone Ranger says to Tonto, "Our horses are hot and sweaty, you have to run circles around them to make wind and cool them off" While Tonto runs circles around Silver and Scout the Lone Ranger heads inside for a cold one. After a while

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@614clinton Guy goes into the Alaskan wilderness armed with a bow. He is sneaking around through the trees looking for bear thinking he is a fearless ninja, when out of the blue, he feels a tap on his shoulder. Turning around he sees this huge grizzly which grabs him, flips him over and has

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@DineshDSouza Can't pull a boat or trailer any distance with EV, so it's a big giant NO.

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@KurtSchlichter uh huh. Those good ole boys can operate machinery, turn a D3 into a tank with a welder, plug a deer from 400 yards, and make food from dirt. They are the reason there is food on your city table, son. Show some respect.

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@BullzOnParade_X @ZeekArkham @GameChangin It's a complete joke to hear millionaires preaching about how their race is oppressed from those ivory towers they are screaming from. I mean, how can they possibly hear the rude responses?

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@ShaosMiniatures @Rothmus key words, "in their right mind" explains everything

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@614clinton At the rehearsal dinner party, a guys best "friends" played a joke on him. They had recorded the previous days lotto TV drawing, bought him a ticket with those numbers on it. At 7pm they played the recording on the TV with everyone watching as he saw the numbers on his ticket

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