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@AFpost That's not a demon that's fuckin' Rama's buddy Hanuman. They go on adventures and shit and try to rescue Rama's wife Sita. That's like calling Chewbacca a demon.

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@LosAngelesATF @Hunter4Jail @HouseDemocrats @SenateDems "The $200 tax was quite prohibitive at the time, which was the goal of the NFA." You probably weren't actually supposed to say that out loud.

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@ShouldHaveCat All cats are cute. So yes.

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@solarrrpowerrr Aw, you're cute.

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@frozenliberal The Receipts for this liar -

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@ShitpostGate I am not religious but there are still things that I refer to as "The Lord's Work."

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@chrisdmowrey *Deletes Tweet* *Gets laughed it.* *Retweets the same Tweet expecting different results.* “Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.”

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@thatstarwarsgrl Not random women, women who feel less interesting than video games and resent having to compete with software.

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@kriissaa_krae How her husband is greeted when he gets back.

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@janninereid1 Translation: "I don't feel normal unless I drag everyone else into my kinks kicking and screaming."

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@TheLaurenChen Those women 100% didn't know what taxidermy is and were afraid to ask. "I like to stuff things." "Oh he's flirting."

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@shoe0nhead The answer to your question is Yes.

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@dcexaminer They accidentally did another racism.

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@frozenliberal That's literally a stock image from a Glock ad.

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@cecinestpaspipe @SillyGirlPsyops @VeraPrivatePost

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@pcgamer Tough shit I guess?

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@Judianna People be reading half of your post and responding.

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@hankgreen So providing evidence to support claims is no longer science. Word.

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@Burning_ice07 @AFpost I'm a white American irreligious person and I kinda understand enough to be annoying. I mean I'm not gonna be able to rattle off the entire Ramayana but it's a story. People can learn stories. Monkeybro gets his powers back after forgetting them, tells his bro that he'll go

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@HeidiBriones "No teeth on tips."

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@ShitpostGate Eating a Hot Dog on Friday is better. Also breaks the rules of old Catholics.

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@beinlibertarian I mean he said more in one speech about his views than I've heard about Harris and Biden combined in five years. I wouldn't have voted for him, but he has integrity at least and in a just world should probably have been the Dem candidate.

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@Rothmus "Listen ribs should absolutely look like poached fish fillets and I don't deserve to be up against this wall." -That person when comes the revolution.

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@KingIcespike "Don't think about a purple elephant." *Gets Mad that He Thought About A Purple Elephant*

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@DocStrangelove2 I'll see that and raise you:

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@shoe0nhead Neither of us drink. We met in a bar at a birthday party and were the only sober people there. Married 20 years.

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@Rothmus Fuck

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@HeatherIsUnsane Borrow two dollars from each.

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@LinusTech

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@FenixAmmunition Browning designed and made the 1911 in this room. Not to mention dozens of other guns.

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@TheQuartering I'm *telling* you that his redemption arc will be an amazing collaboration.

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@Rothmus The funny thing is the Australia hat and the upside down position though.

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@RAZ0RFIST "Turned the Libertarian convention into a sideshow and embarrassment" Been a libertarian since 1990 or so. Dude, I love ya bro but the LP conventions have ALWAYS been this way. It required no outside intervention.

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@shoe0nhead

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@Mrgunsngear They used to call that "Cruisin' for a Bruisin' "

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@TheAKGuy @davidhogg111 I uh... I think you're barking up the wrong tree with this one.

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@FenrirDesigns @Ur_a_Smartass_C Yeah, well, here's a cannon. Nobody cares what subjects to a crown have to say here.

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@davidhogg111 This account is run by a propaganda firm and @davidhogg111 is the son of a Fed.

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@markfollman @MotherJones @sandyhook

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@HughMungus100 @Rothmus "just normal women who aren't fat." With a lot of eye makeup.

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@beinlibertarian Zero content, maximal platitudes and emotional manipulation. Will sell well very with the dumber normies.

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@davidhogg111 Narrator - What he was happy about:

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@K12ssdb You just got trolled by BB guns. By all means continue saying incorrect things though, it's great.

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@Rothmus I listen to NPR so I can get real mad.

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@badluckcommie @AFpost He's literally a make believe monke sidekick. This is what you're angry about -

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@FuddBusters My cat's brother found this in the litterbox. They're both alive and well but don't have thumbs because they're cats so they entrusted me with it.

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@LibertyCappy I am indifferent to Trump but I'd take him over what's going on right now.

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@techinvoker1 @AFpost "no one prays to chewbacca" So if one person prays to Chewbacca you're done with him right? You sure nobody prays to Chewbacca? Are you really for real sure of that? Are you 100% sure that there isn't a Cult of the Sacred Drunken Wookiee? You sure?

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@NicholasVerola "without makeup" Apart from mascara, eye liner, and lip stick. But she's clearly pretty.

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@BGoodmanTX @FuddBusters You should be super smug right now so we can all see the expression slowly shift to horrified shame real soon. Also, all of X now because of you:

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@tulpapilled "What do I do?" Apparently go on to 4chan and cry instead of getting shit done.

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@Liz_Wheeler Sorry couldn't hear you over the sound of my wife playing Animal Crossing.

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@TheBattlecock Oh and +1 for doing it on a Crown Royal bag.

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@ChrisHarrisKC

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@DocStrangelove2 You people don't deserve me.

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@chrisdmowrey Oh that ratio got you in heat doesn't it? Should I say it again? Lets. “Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.”

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@HardPass4 Senate hearing room video memory remover.

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@JebraFaushay Damaging airplane engines in flight while Bill Shatner looks on in horror.

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@KellyCDickson @LPTN1776 @ElijahSchaffer Says so right in your profile. "Ron Paul Republican".

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@gretchenwhitmer Like gun rights, right? Oh. 🖕

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@Slatzism Why is THIS the thing that enrages me today?

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@DocStrangelove2 This ad is from 2006. You should be angrier.

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@AgoristN

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@SallyMayweather They're trying to speak it into being. Might as well spin a prayer wheel and light incense.

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@GBerkez @AFpost I'm not Indian. Also but that logic you're not allowed to play that Chinese Monke video game because the Monke King in that, from Chinese myth, is based on that guy. IDOLATER etc. reee and so on.

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@DocStrangelove2 That's for shooting at Jeep girls. (Do not shoot at Jeep girls)

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@davidhogg111 Your father is a fed and your posts are written by paid shills.

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@DocStrangelove2 "that gun in his own picture would be banned by his own policies." And he'd be surprised when he found out.

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@allisgood007 @Tim_The_Sandman @realpeteyb123 @FenixAmmunition "Regulate your nervous system, not your neighbor’s life." And yet here you are.

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@DocStrangelove2 So this is literally the first time I've ever hit the jackpot. *Snoopy Dance*

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@Rothmus Operative word: "Can" I don't fish but -

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@dieworkwear @bayneframework THE ARISTOCRATS. People forget it's a punchline. Thank you for reminding them.

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@Dnice29197 @kylegriffin1

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@KrisB_Brown Noice.

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@YoBoiTim0614 @FenixAmmunition

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@chrisdmowrey STIMULANT HANDS DETECTED

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@CountDankulaTV Obligatory - This is why -

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@hodgetwins

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@SobrietyCM Ending the age of man.

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@brixwe Manbearpig.

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@DocStrangelove2 This should help you find it. You're welcome.

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@TruthChaser10 @FenixAmmunition Good thing anti gun people are arguing for Stand Your Ground laws. Makes it easier for sane, normal, healthy people.

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@Rothmus Prime opportunity to post 2112 links.

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@chrisdmowrey This is you.

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@Rothmus That guy dated a nurse or two. Clearly. I'm mostly joking but many nurses and a tendency toward grumpy controlling behavior is not entirely dismissible. And people who work in health care need to be a little callous. Thick skin + Seeing people die daily = Sanity.

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@davidhogg111 You are a paid shill, your father is a Fed, and your Twitter account is likely run by an ad firm.

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@DocStrangelove2 I have several hundred Altoid cans. Fuck I could do this if I were really retarded.

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@ATF_Tampa @ATFHQ ATF Dogposting is always maximum lol.

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@Mrgunsngear Propagandists who try to revise history are liars. That is my thought.

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@FenixAmmunition Wayne and Oakland counties are literally 90% of the I ended the sentence abruptly there on purpose as I don't know how to end it without I did it again. You get my point.

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@Belligerented I mean... All of them.

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@ksorbs That specific case? The least expensive handgun* that I know is reliable so none of my regular carry guns sits in evidence for years. *No need for a rifle or shotgun from four feet away obviously.

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@LeninLiker

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@Rothmus

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@Rothmus That is the exact build that the Secret Service sniper used so there are crossed wires someplace. The shooter had what is reported to be an "AR style" rifle. That is a Rem 700 build on a super expensive chassis, which is a bolt action.

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@drsuffy WWIII: Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

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@DonutOperator ROFL. IT'S SHILLER TIME

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@chrisdmowrey Dude your actual email account, in your profile, is an ad firm. ""

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