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@ZanderLaw

9 months

@VisionaryVoid @fasc1nate When parents know they Know!!! 💖

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10 months

@realmartinkemp @realmartinkemp What an Absolute Gentleman you are Martin, I bet many wouldn’t bother, just shows how much you Care about your Fans! Thats why you’re So well liked 👍🏻 Lovely Gesture and Invite and I hope the Gentleman makes a full and speedy recovery ❤️‍🩹 Thank you Martin for

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6 years

@davidwalliams I felt a bit sorry for her, I just wanted someone to sit beside her and give her a Cuddle ! 😕 She looked a bit Lonely x

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2 years

@derry4d @joelycett @trussliz I don’t think she realised they Both didn’t start with the same letter, One is a Curly ‘C’ and the other is a Kicking ‘K’ 😂

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1 year

@StephenSmithXD @fesshole Yes, there is an Independent Adjudicator who films them if they get the Call to Prove no Cheating 👍🏻

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1 year

@MalesInDisguise ‘Rot Pocket’ 🤦🏻‍♂️ 🤢

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2 years

There’s an 11 Year Old girl gone missing from where I live now too, she hasn’t been seen since last night, Helicopters have been out today, they’re checking the river, it’s Hellish! Wtf is going on in this World ? 🤦🏻‍♂️ #NicolaBulley

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1 year

@MalesInDisguise R.I.P Sir 🫡

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8 months

@RealKenBruce So sorry for Your Loss @realkenbruce I’m absolutely Devastated! Always loved Steve! What’s going on in the world 😭😭 RIP Steve 💖🙏

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3 years

@dystainak @JeremyClarkson TV Gold, this is thee Best thing I’ve watching in a Long Long time! 100% watch it, You’ll love it, The other people in the show, it really makes it, and it’s possibly the best I’ve ever seen from Clarkson, it’s just Genius 👍🏻

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3 years

LMAO, Someone get this man some help!! #ThisMorning

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1 year

@AvonandsomerRob ‘Victim’ is saying Nothing Illegal happened, Seems to be the Parents, Mum and Step Dad who are Pushing this not the ‘Victim’ 🤷🏻‍♂️

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5 years

@MichelleGeorgi9 @AvonandsomerRob @engelbraith And Ruth !

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5 years

I miss Michael Barrymore on my TV I think he should be brought back, second chance 👍🏻👍🏻 #LifeStories

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5 years

Ffs, Can people not give things a chance nowadays ?? No it’s NOT Jon Pertwee, but unfortunately he’s no longer with us, it’s a Huge think to take on this Iconic Role, but I think Mackenzie is a Brilliant writer and Actor, at least he’s giving it a go, good on him👍🏻 #WorzelGummidge

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@ZanderLaw

5 years

I caught the Fireball Meteor thing too! Anyone have more info on it ?? 🤔 #PinkMoon

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5 years

From ‘Hero’ to ‘Peado’ in less than 48 Hours 🥺 What a weekend it’s been on Twitter! And we Still have #DancingOnIce to go! But will he actually be presenting it, or will he have Stepped Back this week? There’s too much Shit flying about and it’s all about to hit the Fan!! 🤔

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10 months

@Depheruk @HackedOffHugh What an Amazing thing to do, and to such an Amazing cause/charity! Wouldn’t it be amazing if some Other Celebrities followed suit!!

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5 years

@The_OlaJordan @The_JamesJordan Haha 😂 But he has a point, I think, from what I’ve seen anyway that Hamish is very Professional, an Excellent Pro and a Gent 💖👍🏻

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1 year

@MalesInDisguise Imagine the ‘Euphoria’ He’ll get if he smells his ‘Rot Pocket’ 🤢 🤣

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2 years

@MusicBko @anthonyjoshua @DAZNBoxing @SkySportsBoxing You were saying ??? Deep Cut yeh ? 😂🤣 💩

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1 year

@lyncey_gilbe Ironically She’s the White on Taking the Knee, the Black woman Ain’t lol 🤷🏻‍♂️

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1 year

@BobCallahan181 @Auras_Journey I’m so sorry for your loss Bob, I hope you are managing a Little better now, Always here if you need anyone to talk with 💖

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1 year

@MalesInDisguise What The Fu*k?! 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@ZanderLaw

8 months

@Bezeley_MBChB1 @PicturesFoIder Ironically Judge Caprio is going through treatment for cancer right now! Lost all his hair and the chemo has aged him loads, but he’s still bashing on 👍🏻💖

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1 year

@Whiteball100 @sophielouisecc Can we not just use the word ‘Real’ ? 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@ZanderLaw

8 years

@lewisty25 I think it'll be a one hit wonder! Mr Cowell has obv seen a chance to make ££'s from a 'Novelty' Single, then drop her after it!!

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@ZanderLaw

2 years

@ask_aubry You HAVE to watch This 😂

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5 years

@debbiesuth27 @MichelleGeorgi9 @AvonandsomerRob @engelbraith They didn’t eh! But were probably TOLD, Go along with it ! No wonder Ruth doesn’t like him, she’s obviously sussed him, Women can read people Far better than us Guys 🤷🏻‍♂️ !!

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1 year

@MalesInDisguise Maybe it’s because a gynaecologist examines *Women* 🤷🏻‍♂️ And don’t deal with ‘RotPockets’ and Colons 😳😬

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2 years

@BuenoBielsa In What way is he ‘Shameless’? A Man who tries to the very best of his ability with modern technology to help find missing people & help bring closure to grieving families, Oh For Free, he done a hell of a lot more than you Bashing out a few Hurty Words from behind your keyboard

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1 year

@MalesInDisguise Can’t have come to earth with a ‘Hard’ Bang, It’s Not possible after his SRS surgery lol 😂 🍆

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1 year

@dgPickles @TraneemAlajmi Don’t think so, People Have successfully been to the Titanic and also the Deepest part of the Ocean, But in Other Submersibles and Vessels, Not this one! 🤷🏻‍♂️

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1 year

@Rylan It’s AI matey, They’ve sampled and used your voice! It was Cheaper than just Hiring you 😳🤷🏻‍♂️ Wasn’t Cinch was it lol Like your Mum said on that ‘You’re Everywhere’ lol 💖👍🏻

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4 years

This is Deffo an @antanddec thing, Holly needing a wee, her and Schofe being Really Awkward too #thismorning

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@ZanderLaw

4 years

@AvonandsomerRob It’s just fuckin disgusting!! They’ll eat anything, Dead, Alive, newborn, Dog cat human, Anything!! No wonder we have all this shit going on !!! 🤦🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

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@ZanderLaw

9 months

@AvonandsomerRob If the Customer wants ‘Porcelain’ then that’s surely gonna inflate the cost!!

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@ZanderLaw

3 years

@BanronsBase @josierones Ryans Dad should have Pulled Out sooner and spared All of us this hurt 😟🤷🏻‍♂️

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@ZanderLaw

2 years

@AuschwitzMuseum Let’s bring her back to life a little more with a bit of Colour 💖 x

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@ZanderLaw

1 year

@ScouseLakes @Deadferrets @EamonnHolmes There’s an NDA out which Silences McGreevy! But it runs out in July, So reckon That’s why Smugfield is doing this now, Damage Limitation before the Shit Really hits the fan in a few weeks time!!

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6 months

@WarwickADavis Thinking of you all after the sad loss of your Mum 😢 Your Dad is a wonderful man, Please look after him and yourselves, My thoughts are with you all and your family 💖 XxX

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2 years

@webuyanycar As a Mark of Respect to us Menials, Please get RID of Schofield!! He’s NOT a liked Man and could Tarnish your Brand!!

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1 year

@lyncey_gilbe No wonder the UK crime rate is UP!!

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9 months

@scardoug A Beautiful Human Being taken Far Too Soon by this Awful Disease!! No age at all, RIP Jonnie mate, Just So So Sad 😞 💖

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@ZanderLaw

6 years

Not happy at @thevoicekidsuk WTF was that Abrupt end all about ?? Where’s the Winners Airtime ??? You should have Ditched Kylie and given the time to the Coaches, Contestants and Winner!! If the Football runs over the News is on later, What happened Here?? FFS 🤬 #theVoiceKidsUK

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@ZanderLaw

2 years

@MartinSLewis Thank you @MartinSLewis Appreciate that and also for pushing to get that clarified today 😉👍🏻

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@ZanderLaw

5 years

@pollyester17 @AvonandsomerRob I wonder if he’ll be presenting Dancing On Ice tomorrow night 🤔 Or will they have a stand in at the last minute? Wonder what Barrowman has to say?! Ohh, This WILL be interesting 🧐

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1 year

@MalesInDisguise That’s just a Fetish thing IMO, He’ll Never ‘Pass’ 😂😂

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@ZanderLaw

8 years

@lewisty25 it's not fair on whoever wins on X Factor tonight! Kinda steals their glory away. Wonder if it's Contractually allowed ??! 🙄

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@ZanderLaw

6 years

@hughesjg @imacelebrity Nah, I’ve watched diy SOS many times and I really like Nick, I think he genuinely does have a kind heart, Of course it’s all a Game and Tactics, but I think that was Genuine 👍🏻

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4 months

@cbdoilbuzz I have nice designer clothes, Loads of Trainers 👟 and shoes that I can wear a different pair every other day, Trousers, Shorts, designer watches that I can match with my clothes, Jackets, Coats, It’s Amazing what you can get for your ££ 💷 In Turkey 😂 I Don’t pretend my clothes

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3 months

@ClarksonsFarm1 I’d love to see Charlie Ireland as Chancellor, If not PM! 😃

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1 year

@MalesInDisguise What ‘Cleavage’ ?? I have bigger Man Boobs lol 😂

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1 year

@JoeBangles11 @NoContextBrits Get Out Oh My Pub !!!!! 🍺 😂

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4 months

@moment_mirthful @PicturesFoIder An Actual Proper ‘Hero’ ! He didn’t only just save that girls life, But he saved the next generation, Her Kids, then her kids kids and so on! That must Truly have been Scary AF at the time but it looked so Calm and organised, I’m so glad he was in Control of the situation! 👏🏻 👏🏻

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5 months

@NoCapFights He’s making sure she’s Still out whilst He’s Banging his Bit on the side while the Wife’s out playing 😂🫣

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5 years

The Skate Off should use the Public Votes and couple with the least votes goes! Don’t let the Judges Choose! What’s the point of the public vote if they don’t use it 🤷🏻‍♂️⛸⛸ #DancingOnIce

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1 year

@xPaulzox @garry__spence @EamonnHolmes @KellyAllen01 Ruth Did make a Formal Complaint and look where it got her, Sacked from Presenting This Morning along with Eamonn !! Can’t wait for this NDA to expire, the 💩 will hit the Fan!! Schofield is doing Damage Limitation right now as he knows he’s Fu*ked!!

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3 months

@RealMattLucas Is This what Kate gets if she doesn’t behave ? 😳🫣

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5 years

@ButteryEloise I don’t understand the UK tbh, all these countries like you say in ‘Lockdown’ So it shows you the seriousness of the Virus, but everyone in UK just sauntering about like nothing’s going on, or out on the hunt for Loo Roll! Kinda annoys me tbh 🤷🏻‍♂️ #StaySafe 👍🏻

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3 years

@aging_hacker @celebrityradio I’ve never watched his show, can’t stand him, I’ll be watching Tomorrow though 😂👍🏻

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4 years

@piersmorgan Thank you Piers for just letting Ken and Kia talk, I know time is tight but to just sit back and listen to their 2 stories was just fantastic, Great Interview and a breath of fresh air 💖👍🏻

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1 year

@Tejas284387522 @mwilliamsthomas So how could she be missed for 3 weeks with All those Searches that took place ? 🤷🏻‍♂️

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2 years

And a Final Consonant please Rachel, Ohh 😯 Yes, I can see a 9 Letter in there 👀😵‍💫 #BGTFinal

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1 year

@ettrophy @sophielouisecc Real 👍🏻

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1 year

@MalesInDisguise Aww 😳 Why the Long Face ? 🤷🏻‍♂️ lol

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2 years

@MsBlaireWhite Mom Probably wanted a Daughter, but gave birth to a Son! No problem, we’ll just call him Her/she and plant it in ‘Her Mind’ that she was born into the wrong body and I’ll have the daughter I wanted all along! 🤦🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️ FML

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3 years

Any of my Buddies on here any good with Photoshop ? Just looking for a quick Logo to be made, transparent background, Any help appreciated 😉👍🏻

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1 year

@xoundmind @MalesInDisguise I take it ‘Cis’ Women are ‘Real Women’ as in Biological women, Born Female ?! 🤔

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11 months

@Kimbles848 Only saying but, she said she lost her Dad 4 years ago, So if it was before this tweet in the July, He ‘May’ still have been alive, Just! Im on Fred’s side with this anyway, Everyone knew he meant he was Old enough to be her Dad 🤦🏻‍♂️ Not like he said he ‘Was her Dad’ 🤷🏻‍♂️

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4 years

Think Annabel might be one of these ?? 🤔 #TheChase

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@ZanderLaw

5 years

@VictoryDay_Hope @Michael73530035 Well done Lee, good deed done for today 😉👍🏻 I Hope said ‘4 Elderly Ladies’ were grateful 🤔

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1 year

Have to Admit, I absolutelyLove Drones, 100% More than Fireworks, plus they don’t scare the shit out our pets 👍🏻👍🏻 👏🏻 #CoronationConcert

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1 year

@HeathenOnEarth_ @BirdSeedBigot @EamonnHolmes I’d say ‘Grooming a Child’ is Highly Illegal!

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1 year

@MalesInDisguise I don’t drink Tea or Coffe, so I just Spat all my juice out reading this 🤣🤣😂😂

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@ZanderLaw

5 years

I loved the Original Series’ of Worzel Gummidge, it was Great, I was dubious of this one with Mackenzie Crook, but he’s a brilliant actor and we do have to remember This isn’t a follow on from the 70’s & 80’s one, it’s a totally New version, I’m Chuffed it’s back! #WorzelGummidge

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3 years

This is 100% Antonia from #TheWheel 😂

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@ZanderLaw

3 years

@cambridgecrown My respect for Kate really grew seeing her at the funeral, She has just ‘Got It’ in my opinion, She joined the RF, She never makes things about her, doesn’t cause any fuss and just does whatever her Job is, what she’s told really, Be seen when she should & speak when she’s told!!

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1 year

@MalesInDisguise Is the Phone 📱 hiding his Adam’s Apple 🍏?? 😂😂

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1 year

@Nsecurityaddict @Auras_Journey I hope you are Away from that and doing Ok now Rebecca, That’s So sad 😞 💖 Look after yourself 👍🏻

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1 year

@LozzaFox My Mum has Bulging discs in her lower back, these then press on her sciatic nerve 24/7 causing Pain constantly down Both Legs! She also has osteoarthritis in her Neck too, She’s Constantly in pain! It makes her Grumpy, she struggles! If anyone has any ‘Proper’ Helpful advice I’d

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3 years

#lorraine Wearing her ‘Charity Shop’ Dress today! Making a Big thing out of it, Some people have to wear clothed to charity shops everyday, to work, school, etc I hope she paid the VAT on it 🥺 #gmb

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1 year

@Jaime91340945 @MalesInDisguise This Bad Un’ pulled up next to where the girl was walking home, Main Road too, Dressed as a woman, Pretended he was her mums pal and offered her a lift home! Because ‘He’ was dressed up as a ‘She’ the girl believed him and sadly got in the car, She wouldn’t if He wasn’t dressed

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6 years

Look at @Mark_Hanretty in that Pro Skate, So Beautiful, such a Talented Skater, Amazing, loved that Mark 👍🏻💖 #DancingOnIce

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1 year

@paulsinha Ohh!! Can’t say that!! A different generation Paul!! Is he a Tory Boy ? 🤷🏻‍♂️ Ffs!! I’d think Dishy Rishi is more grounded than this Old Man !!

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1 year

@lucyhamp1229 @tallgreekdude @MalesInDisguise ‘Rotpocketinosis’ 😂

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@ZanderLaw

6 years

@_SJPeace_ @Ryanair @RyanairFlights The Black woman deserves a Full written apology from @Ryanair and a Full refund of the cost of her flight, at the very least! And staff retrained in handling Racist Events !! She should Not have been moved, He should have been removed from that flight!!

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9 months

@TonyBellew RIP Carl (Apollo Creed) Weathers! What a Man! A big loss to Not just the Boxing 🥊 Community but to Movie fans alike and Rocky Fans!! 😞💖

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@ZanderLaw

6 months

@JoeBangles11 OMG I just can’t believe what I just read! Honestly, I’m actually Speechless mate!! That is a Horrible Horrible thing to say! I am SO Sorry you got that message 🤷🏻‍♂️ I am SO Glad your Mum is on the mend ❤️‍🩹 You have More Love on here than Hate, So please try to ignore it, But wow,

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6 years

@PixieLott What happened at the end Pixie ? Was the show running over ? Lots of ppl unhappy on Twitter at the Abrupt Ending of #thevoicekidsuk No time to talk to you guys, or even Daniel who won ? Where was these Kids Airtime ?? Loved the Series, but the Ending Ruined it 😞xx

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5 years

@unrealknowledge @gallantfive @ITV Ask me on a Monday, Or maybe on a Tuesday, Or a Wednesday...

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4 years

It’s a Hard Watch 😢 #EastEnders

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1 year

@dbs100000 @AvonandsomerRob She also has Osteoporosis in her face, so that’s also contributed to how she currently looks! It’s quite public knowledge!

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5 years

@gallantfive @ITV I can’t imagine what it’s like for you watching this, I don’t know the Truth so I can’t judge, but I hope you’re well and Staying Safe 👍🏻

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2 years

@rantymcmoanface @SASR666 Phil = 🤔 I wonder if the Camera is on me now, I’ll put on my ‘Sad Caring Face’ 😳😟

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@ZanderLaw

4 months

@AvonandsomerRob Can you remember the episode of Jezza Kyle where he said to a guy, ‘You’re not a Father, You don’t even know how to Spell it’s and the guy said Course I Do ‘F-A-R-T-H-E-R’ 🤣🤣

FATHER FAIL

Dumbass cant spell on jeremy kyle Subscribe ;)

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2 years

Geez, I’m a mess! These Surgeons are just SO Amazing and the Patients are So Brave! Giving these people a chance of a Longer Life because of their Skill and Dedication, It’s truly Inspiring 💖 #SuperSurgeons

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11 months

@Rylan @ITV We’ll ALL vote for you to win Mate, So don’t worry, It’d be SO worth it ☺️🫶🏻💖

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5 years

@ourkev20 @DarrenPlymouth Maybe not, But he’s been Skating on Thin Ice for a while now apparently 🥺 lol

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@ZanderLaw

11 months

@Mrs_katjones Really Really Enjoying this year, Yourself and Nigel make a Great Pairing ☺️👌🏼 Your Choreography is Stunning 🤩 Good luck this week, Can you tell us what song you’re dancing to ? 💖 X

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