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Zack Klapman

@ZackKlapman

1 year

Our dog is named Tucker because he provides entertainment, not news.

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Zack Klapman

@ZackKlapman

8 months

Headlight engineers: take a few years off. They're bright enough. Sincerely, everyone being blinded.

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9 months

I want a '67 Mustang GT350 clone that idles like this.

Science girl

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9 months

How massive amounts of balloons are deflated after special events

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2 years

As requested, with Prodigy’s “Firestarter”.

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2 years

The only difference between a used German car and a lemon is optimism.

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2 years

“AWD, a turbo, and a hatchback. It’s what makes a Subaru a-“ *Toyota kicks the door in, steals the plans at gunpoint, and slowly backs out of the room.

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2 years

Saw a red Bentley Arnage for sale for $25k. I can’t think of a quicker way to spend $50,000.

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2 years

Should have pulled up on the yoke.

Benjamin Young Savage (ᐱᓐᒋᐱᓐ) 

@benjancewicz

2 years

Someone decided to jump a Tesla on Baxter St in Echo Park, LA.

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2 years

The Fast and the Forgiveness

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2 years

EVEN THO THEY SHARE AN ENGINE AND BODY THE TOYOTA 86 AND SUBARU BRZ ARE DIFFERENT BECAUSE SUBARU USES A THINNER REAR SWAY BAR, DIFF. SPRING RATES BY 7 AND 11% -hic- PERSPECTIVELY AND ALUMINUM FRONT KNUCKLES.

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5 years

@ChristianPost But she prayed inside the house, and the house is gone.

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2 years

After watching that drag race, how long before Twitter bans @LucidMotors ?

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@ZackKlapman

2 years

MINE IS PAINT TO SAMPLE GREY. ITS A SUPER RARE COLOR YOU HAVE TO SPECIAL ORDER. THE ONE NEXT TO IT IS JUST REGULAR GREY. GET YOUR FLASHLIGHT APP AND YOU CAN SEE THE FLAKES BETTER.

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Zack Klapman

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2 years

Every week someone asks me whether they should drive their car or lock it up in the hope that it appreciates. Drive the car. Happy memories are the only thing that's guaranteed.

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Zack Klapman

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3 years

Thinking about selling my 125k mile E46 project and using the funds to purchase Apple.

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5 years

Had a talk with myself about my M3.

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Zack Klapman

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3 years

I am officially renaming the Cybertruck, the Doge Ram.

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2 years

@jasonfenske13 This is a terrible V.O. reading. It's like they blended a car commercial script with a rap song that plays during the credits of Need for Speed 2.

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@ZackKlapman

2 years

Remember when these were $5k?

Bring a Trailer

@Bringatrailer

2 years

Sold: 1991 BMW 325i for $19,250.

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2 years

Proud to announce that Toto Wolff has joined The Smoking Tire.

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Zack Klapman

@ZackKlapman

1 year

@KevinMKruse You’d think Kyle would know that since he worked at- checks notes- the FBI.

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Zack Klapman

@ZackKlapman

3 years

Me: What kind of car do you have? Porsche GT3 owner: A GT3. Me: Porsche or Mustang? Owner: *Screams until head explodes*

Jalopnik

@Jalopnik

3 years

The Mustang Is Finally Going Racing On The World's Biggest Stage

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3 years

Best looking Audi in a while, imo.

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Asshole with the burble tune that makes it sound you're firing a gun as you decelerate: you're an asshole and your car sucks.

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Zack Klapman

@ZackKlapman

2 years

The Cybertruck will be faster.

Jalopnik

@Jalopnik

2 years

Rimac Nevera Is the World's Fastest Electric Car After Hitting 256 MPH

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Zack Klapman

@ZackKlapman

9 months

This frunk looks smaller than a Lotus trunk.

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@techstock_

9 months

Opening the frunk of Tesla Cybertruck $TSLA @elonmusk #Cybertruck

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Zack Klapman

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2 years

The new Prius makes nearly as much power as a bugeye WRX and is probably more reliable.

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Zack Klapman

@ZackKlapman

6 years

@FactSoup This tweet directly opposes your handle and name. Amazing.

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4 years

I look forward to @theRealTavarish next video, “I bought a wrecked Congressional building”

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2 years

It's amazing that George Santos designed the McLaren F1.

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2 years

A group of Delicas is called a delicacy.

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Zack Klapman

@ZackKlapman

1 year

Finally, some good news.

Toyota GR Corolla Production Is Increasing Due to High Demand

In addition to increasing GR Corolla production volume, the carbon-roofed Circuit Edition is coming back in 2024.

www.thedrive.com

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2 years

I miss the million mile Lexus

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@ZackKlapman

3 years

@TeleEnvironment @NASA Sure, but that's just what scientists - people who are trained in this particular field- think. What do the paid pundits think?

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Zack Klapman

@ZackKlapman

2 years

The internet is amazing.

William Byrd

@WilliamByrdUSA

2 years

Too soon?

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Zack Klapman

@ZackKlapman

11 months

Ah the U.S. medical system, where you pay a lot of money but only have to wait *checks note* 5 months to see any ear doctor in network. This is much better than having to wait a few months and paying $0, like they do in those OTHER countries, right?

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Zack Klapman

@ZackKlapman

3 years

The B-pillar is always a bridesmaid but never the bride.

Inner Wounded Child

@jimmy3686

3 years

@TheSmokingTire @ZackKlapman wow! These people really believe safety is #Tesla #1 goal. Much kool-aid has been consumed.

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2 years

A group of Suzuki Cappuccinos is a froth.

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Zack Klapman

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4 years

I’ve had a puppy for one week and I now completely understand why someone killing your dog would make you three-John-Wick’s mad.

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Zack Klapman

@ZackKlapman

1 year

@Jalopnik How to make a customer buy two steering wheels for the same car.

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Zack Klapman

@ZackKlapman

2 years

You can’t make this stuff up.

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Zack Klapman

@ZackKlapman

5 years

Apparently Tesla people are hating on Rivian. This rivalry reminds of the silly tribes of the Big 3. Can’t wait for forum slogans like, “I’d rather be Cyber Truckin than Tank Twirlin’” .

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Zack Klapman

@ZackKlapman

2 years

These helmet cams are amazing.

Formula 1

@F1

2 years

Leclerc's eyes were darting all over his rear-view mirrors! 👀 Incredible footage from the Ferrari driver's battle with Verstappen 😵 #BahrainGP #F1

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Zack Klapman

@ZackKlapman

2 years

I feel very safe dining outside with a planter box separating me from LA traffic.

Road & Track

@RoadandTrack

2 years

Somehow no one was seriously injured in this insane Tesla crash.

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Zack Klapman

@ZackKlapman

4 years

My kid....yeah....that’s why I downloaded them.....

Road & Track

@RoadandTrack

4 years

Legendary designer Ian Callum releases ready-to-color sketches to entertain your kid.

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Zack Klapman

@ZackKlapman

8 months

Really love @united . I could buy 2 tickets in cash for $536, OR use all 27k miles I have saved and THEN just pay $567 for the additional 28k miles needed. How does this make any sense?

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@ZackKlapman

2 years

We never got the STI we wanted.

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@ZackKlapman

1 year

If you like cars and could have bought one, and didn't, the regret will be heavy.

Gordon Murray Automotive

@PlanetGMA

1 year

It's time. Professor Gordon Murray CBE completes his T.50 sign-off drive. See the full film on our YouTube channel. #gordonmurrayautomotive #gordonmurray #Cosworth #v12 #gma #supercar #hypercar #fancar #engineering #t50 #t50supercar #art #automotive #car #savethemanuals

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2 years

@PatBannerman24 @FINALLEVEL People underestimate how much it costs to own/maintain a plane for a year.

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@ZackKlapman

1 year

Sniffing out the good parking spot.

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@UnusualVideos

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3 years

If you’re thinking about watching the original “Italian Job”, just find the car chase on YouTube and save an hour of your life.

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@ZackKlapman

3 years

Road & Track asked for my bio. I gave them 2 versions. I'm so happy they went with the serious one.

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Zack Klapman

@ZackKlapman

7 years

Shaving your balls is like trying to paint a plastic grocery bag.

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Zack Klapman

@ZackKlapman

1 year

Landlords: We need to see proof of income to rent you this apartment. Also landlords: Can you take time from work to view the building during the middle of a weekday?

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Zack Klapman

@ZackKlapman

2 years

A common rebuttal against us who want universal/socialized health care is, "Do you want to wait months to see your doctor? That's what will happen." TIL I have to wait 1-2 months to see an ENT doc, despite paying all the money each month. It can be better than this.

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Zack Klapman

@ZackKlapman

2 years

Just finished w/ a car that was never imported to the U.S. "Forbidden fruit", etc. I came away thinking that the U.S. version was fine & that we get plenty of great cars here. What's a car we never got that truly feels unfair? (Besides R34)

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Zack Klapman

@ZackKlapman

5 years

Went to the dentist today. My dentist is a very nice 70 year old man. As he finishes he says, “So, Epstein. Suicide or murder?” Wasn’t expecting that.

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@ZackKlapman

5 years

@BernieSanders Free community college will be an easier sell.

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Zack Klapman

@ZackKlapman

7 months

So it's not just me!

RAC Press & Policy team

@RACPress

7 months

RAC calls for action on headlight glare as eight-in-10 drivers affected say problem is getting worse @HayteratLords @IAMRoadSmart @CollegeOptomUK @Rhodos #roadsafety

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5 years

@bobvulfov “Tell me again, slower. And call me ‘General’”

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Zack Klapman

@ZackKlapman

3 years

I drove an 812 GTS twice today and now my adrenals think coffee is “adorable but useless.”

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Zack Klapman

@ZackKlapman

1 year

The McLaren P1 / Porsche 918 / LaFerrari came out within months of each other. They demonstrated that hybrid power could be exciting.

Tavarish

@theRealTavarish

1 year

What was the last truly significant super/hypercar in your opinion?

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@ZackKlapman

8 months

Even in his prime of proctological pyrotechnics, Steve-O needed less attention than whoever conceived this.

Motor1

@Motor1com

8 months

This is the world’s first Lamborghini Urus 6x6 and… wow. (Via Sliderz_official / YouTube)

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Zack Klapman

@ZackKlapman

3 years

Stunners, these.

Bring a Trailer

@Bringatrailer

3 years

Sold: 1965 Buick Riviera for $51,000.

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Zack Klapman

@ZackKlapman

3 years

If you actually want to lower the abortion rate…

🍺🥂🍸 𝓜𝓪𝔂𝓸𝓻 𝓸𝓯 𝓕𝓾𝓷𝓴𝔂𝓽𝓸𝔀𝓷 🍻🍷🍹

@MayorFunkytown

3 years

THIS is what happens when women are free to make their own informed decisions about their reproductive health.

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Zack Klapman

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6 years

Can we retire the term “ricer”? There’s F-350s at SEMA with TV screens bolted to their shock towers, playing bald eagle documentaries. It’s not an import thing, it’s a shitty ideas thing.

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Zack Klapman

@ZackKlapman

2 years

On a recent podcast, a Patreon member asked us why dealerships have a bad reputation. I can’t think of a single reason.

Road & Track

@RoadandTrack

2 years

Forget markups, some dealers are straight-up auctioning Corvette Z06 build slots.

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@ZackKlapman

7 years

If you want to experience the anticipation of the unknown, that nervous excitement of opening a Xmas present, every day, put a key into a used BMW.

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@ZackKlapman

6 years

Your straight piped V6 Charger sounds like a pregnant cow moaning into a vuvuzela.

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@ZackKlapman

5 months

@SenWarren @SenMarkey Congress should figure out a way to make healthcare affordable or free instead of creating performative holidays pretending to care about sick people.

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@ZackKlapman

1 year

Smart move for Lucid. They’ve demonstrated their tech. If they can be a hardware supplier, that buoys them if their cars aren’t popular enough. Picks and shovels.

Aston Martin turns to US EV company Lucid for high-tech help

Aston Martin has reached a deal that will give U.S. electric vehicle (EV) maker Lucid Group a 3.7% stake in return for access to its "high performance" technology, the British company said on Monday,...

www.reuters.com

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Zack Klapman

@ZackKlapman

3 years

Nobody: Not a single anybody: My gf: “Why aren’t we calling Elon Musk stans ‘Musketeers’?”

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Zack Klapman

@ZackKlapman

3 years

I have GOT to go to this event.

Goodwood FOS

@fosgoodwood

3 years

Rubbing doors, little nudge and BIG SAVE in the John Whitmore Trophy presented by @sure #ReviveAndThrive #GoodwoodRevival #GW_Unilever #GW_Sure

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Zack Klapman

@ZackKlapman

1 year

Wonder if this will hurt my relationship with BMW.

Axis Of Oversteer

@AxisOfOversteer

1 year

Amazing! 🤣 @ZackKlapman

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@ZackKlapman

6 months

F1: “No one has heard of Andretti. Now HAAS? Kick Sauber? Temporary Equity Capital Limited Minnow? These names live in the hearts and minds of the world.”

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Zack Klapman

@ZackKlapman

10 months

Here's the new 911 S/T on a road that was a bit too tight (imo). There's not much different from a GT3 but as I explain in my video, the two cars feel distinct.

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Zack Klapman

@ZackKlapman

2 years

This sucks.

Road & Track

@RoadandTrack

2 years

Pro rally driver and Hoonigan founder Ken Block killed in snowmobile accident.

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Zack Klapman

@ZackKlapman

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What a nice way to reward the state in which you built your company: change residency to save an amount of money that is a penny to you but would be a windfall to, say, schools.

Jeff Bezos will save over $600 million in taxes by moving to Miami

Bezos plans to unload 50 million shares of Amazon before Jan. 31, 2025. Posting those sales in Florida will save him millions.

www.cnbc.com

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Zack Klapman

@ZackKlapman

2 years

Racing move of the year, across all series.

NASCAR

@NASCAR

2 years

ABSOLUTELY WILD! BELL WINS! CHASTAIN WITH AN INCREDIBLE MOVE! #NASCARPlayoffs

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2 years

A classic BMW is like a highly skilled but flawed artist: More dysfunctional than normal people but when it’s good, it’s great.

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@ZackKlapman

2 years

A perfect replica of the yellow Skyline from fast 1 just rolled by me. I didn’t get a picture but I need you to know that it happened.

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@ZackKlapman

6 years

@nytimes Oh man. They’re gonna get fined tens of dollars I bet!

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@ZackKlapman

2 years

Would you like to renew your subscription to gears 4-8? #BMW

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2 years

A group of E46 M3s is called a traffic jam.

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Zack Klapman

@ZackKlapman

5 months

Big story but I feel bad for Fisker, both the co. and the man. The Karma was flawed but cool and beautiful. Heavy for its time. Early. Ocean looks good but is imperfectly engineered. Building cars is incredibly hard. Kudos to them for trying again.

Morning Brew ☕️

@MorningBrew

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1/ Youtuber @MKBHD recently tested Fisker's latest EV and called it the "worst car I've ever reviewed." The video has picked up 4.3 million views since he posted it and even reached execs at the company. But things got really weird when Fisker responded. Let's get into it.

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I got my license 23 yrs ago First car: ‘65 Pontiac Le Mans Best car (owned): '02 M3 Best car (driven): Cars owned: 7 Cars driven: Lots Most 'WOW' car driven: Tesla-power sand buggy or Ariel Atom Current car: '02 M3 You?

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@ZackKlapman

3 years

I hate the YouTube algorithm.

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@ZackKlapman

3 years

We must do this, @TheSmokingTire

Parker Kligerman

@pkligerman

3 years

Last night I drove a Crown Vic for 45 minutes on a half dirt-oval-with-a-chicane in Florida with a bunch of other wild people. It was some of the most pure, fun racing I’ve done in a long time and I could hear the loud crowd in the car Slow cars, no grip, loud crowd = epic

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Crashing like this is as inexplicable as forgetting to pull your pants down before you brown.

HUGE Lamborghini Huracan Performante Crash Leaving Supercars Meet,...

Sadly a £215,000 Lamborghini Huracan Performante crashed today after Supercars Sunday Meet. No one was hurt in the crash.Comments: Disabled as of Friday 29th...

www.youtube.com

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@ZackKlapman

2 years

@wonderofscience This is so silly. It won’t be hot when they get back to the lab. They should put it in a Starbucks coffee cup.

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@ZackKlapman

1 year

Me driving the S63 on 4 hours sleep: “They should make smaller versions of these that are easier to park. That would be brilliant.” (8 too-long seconds later) Me: Right. They do.

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Zack Klapman

@ZackKlapman

5 years

I want to buy this, live in it, and drive around the world.

Bring a Trailer

@Bringatrailer

5 years

Now live at BaT Auctions: LS3-Powered 1988 BMW 320i Touring 6-Speed

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@ZackKlapman

4 years

@TheSmokingTire This video does highlight a benefit of a mid-engine layout, in that he could drive away after hitting that van.

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@ZackKlapman

4 years

I love Panteras. They combine American hot rod bravery with European design. They're like having a Coors, a bump, and getting in a fist fight while wearing a suit.

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Zack Klapman

@ZackKlapman

3 years

Count me in.

Chris Clarke

@chrisclarkefly

3 years

There is not a single sad person in this video.

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Zack Klapman

@ZackKlapman

1 year

We’ve said no such things.

Linda Yaccarino

@lindayaX

1 year

For years, fans and critics alike have pushed Twitter to dream bigger, to innovate faster, and to fulfill our great potential. X will do that and more. We’ve already started to see X take shape over the past 8 months through our rapid feature launches, but we’re just getting

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@ZackKlapman

2 years

The chance that my Lyft driver has filled a diaper during this drive is above zero.

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Zack Klapman

@ZackKlapman

8 months

When you can’t choose between giving out bonuses and spending millions on buybacks, you fire low-level employees.

United Airlines

@united

8 months

When you can't choose between the city or the mountains, you go to Denver.

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@ZackKlapman

1 year

Can’t believe I’m saying this but hey @washingtonpost , someone misspelled “brakes”.

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Coach Ed.

@DepressedDETN

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What would be yall first purchase if you just signed a $700mil contract?

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No one: Apple: *Sitting on a barge of money. Bored. Throwing a ball at the wall* "What if we create a new photo format that no applications can use? That could be fun."

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