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@Zachxburns

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Words. I should post photos and videos on here but don’t. occasionally I do.

Fort Worth, TX
Joined May 2018
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@Zachxburns
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5 years
@freaknastyhoe1 All fun and games until you order a venti, no ice and they fill it up to that 75% line
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6 years
Photographers dealing with local band: we want you to take photos of us but we each only have 10 bucks and no real jobs. Won’t offer you free merch, won’t credit your photos and want a 2 minute recap video. $50 should be way more than enough right?
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@Zachxburns
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5 years
The dothraki have been having to find new career paths since the end of filming GOT @JosiahVanDien
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4 years
@witchcopse I used to shoot for her and her husbands Texas events before Covid. She’s one of the nicest people ever.
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5 years
How to catch white people
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5 years
Dear @WhiteOakMH , this dude was so awesome and took care of everyone this whole weekend At @sowhatmusicfest . Hands down the greatest and the most fun pit crew.
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5 years
How can photographers be supportive of the scene if you just use them for photos and never pay them. Food for thought. 90% of you don’t actually support us.
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3 years
Security became fans of @SWStheband after seeing their set at @UNSILENTNIGHT
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4 years
Never felt safer
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4 years
An alley in Fort Worth, TX February 14, 2021
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6 years
Started a @boyfriendz666 cover band
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6 years
PSA: if you’re offended by this, you’re what’s wrong with this situation. Act like the adult you are and pay the price for the services you ask people for or ask your mom to shoot your show for you.
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@Zachxburns
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4 months
This is @UNITYTX , if you skip their set at @sowhatmusicfest you’re fucking up
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@Zachxburns
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1 year
Every photographer has a series of photos they’d love to show that aren’t straight forward bangers or most people wouldn’t understand but they’re special to them
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@Zachxburns
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5 years
Juul-ia Roberts
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@Zachxburns
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5 years
I think the worst part of being a photographer is the amount of fake friends I have
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@Zachxburns
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4 years
I quit doing hard drugs 96 days ago. I had my only relapse 52 days ago. I was tired of where I was and was just in a spot where I absolutely hated myself. I feel like I’m doing better now and it’s hard sometimes but I definitely know I’m in a way better place.
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@Zachxburns
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5 years
“Can you play (x-rap song)”? @BasementGhost “This is Emo Nite...”
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1 year
One of my favorite sets this weekend. @DONBROCO | @sowhatmusicfest
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4 months
My nephew wants to get into photography after getting to hang with the media team tonight
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4 years
I’m feeling accomplished today
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3 years
Just demon things
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4 years
@LILXLOTUS Deep Ellum, TX
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5 years
Prom 2010. I look like a young Karen about to ask if I can speak to the manager...
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5 years
We look like a Cobra Starship cover band
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2 years
Saw @PostMalone tonight
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4 years
Did it work?
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3 years
29 and doing semi-fine
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@Zachxburns
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4 years
I have to black out peoples faces for their safety. Do you see the problem here?
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5 years
*generic white oak photos
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3 years
Since I told my older brother that I’m a they he’s gone from “let’s go to the gym to get you buff” to “let’s go to the gym so your legs will look better in pumps”
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@Zachxburns
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1 year
This was a crazy, amazing, beautiful experience Thank you @FurnaceFest for letting us join your community this weekend. Can’t wait for next year! Video @Zachxburns Fisheye @noxjustice Drone @JustinRoseMedia
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6 years
Tonight I actually felt good about myself. I fucking hate how I look and I think I’m unattractive but I had three different girls flirt with me tonight. Whoever you ladies were thank you. I’ve felt completely worthless lately and that honestly made me feel better about myself.
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6 years
What’s your excuse? They can.
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4 years
Protest tonight in downtown Fort Worth #GeorgeFloydprotest
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5 years
Just got hired as an editor for a big university starting next month, so that’s dope. Super easy stuff too and it’s 3 miles from my house next to my favorite lunch spots. I needed some good news.
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@Zachxburns
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5 years
Spotted a @MalibuJones_ out in the wild at @TroubleNTexas last night
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5 years
The masked singer is fucking stupid *Takes bong hit Dude, there’s a giant Christmas tree singing to me, this is pretty dope
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@Zachxburns
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6 months
Greatest eclipse photo there will ever be
@vidsthatgohard
vids that go hard
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Images that go hard
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Saw these two in the pit on different days, I hope they meet someday, they would make a great couple. They’d probably ‘stick’ together.
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4 years
Me: I’m having a good day Life: hey, don’t forget
@chaosaeternum
𝕰𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖓𝖆𝖑 𝕭𝖑𝖎𝖘𝖘
4 years
gm
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5 years
My dad doesn’t have cancer, fucking awesome day
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2 years
A brief moment with @3OH3 at @sowhatmusicfest this weekend
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5 years
How to get a girl, 7th street edition
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4 years
I haven’t had a cigarette in over three weeks 🙌🏻
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4 years
The story of Fort Worth
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5 years
Well I’m 28 now, time to give up photography and start Zach’s Big Fat rescue
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6 years
Just trying to get my life together and make things right. It’s weird how you can be happy and depressed all at the same time.
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5 years
I’m definitely happy right now
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2 years
Well my ex kicked me off the Hulu account, which means I’m canceling the hbo max that she’s linked to. All forms of civility have ended
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@Zachxburns
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4 months
Peak performance
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5 years
This just fucked me up 😂💀
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Concert photographers in WWIII
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4 years
New shirt came in 🤘🏻
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2 years
My mom had so much fun at @sowhatmusicfest she wanted to do my makeup for today. She’s the cutest.
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2 years
Fun little edit of @SWStheband from this weekend
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2 years
Quick flashback to @MsRebeccaBlack playing at @sowhatmusicfest this past year
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@Zachxburns
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6 years
If some dude is ever being aggressive or making you feel uncomfortable at a show please let us know and we’ll happily remove them for you. Your safety and enjoyment of the night is always more important than photos or playing a set. We’re here for you.
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metalcore Michael Cera
4 years
If it wasn’t for my roommate last night my dad would have died. He walked into the house and my dad couldn’t breathe, he had a large amount of fluid in his lungs and around his heart. Hug your family, hug your friends, tell people you love them.
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2 years
How many days until the next @sowhatmusicfest ?
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4 years
Someone who tried fucking over my friends got raided by the fbi 🤣 must be tough being such a... Letdown 🥁
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5 years
Remember to always call her cute names like princess, babygirl, coconut yogurt, turkey chilly etc.
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5 years
Wear your best clothes tonight, I’m taking you to Taco Bell
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6 years
The Unlikely Candidates last week
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3 years
If someone says no to a drink, please don’t keep offering. It always feels super awkward for me when I have to say I’m sober, it’s always followed by a weird judgmental look. I said I don’t drink, not I do heroin, don’t look at me like that.
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2 years
Here’s a photo of me disappointing my dad with my life choices lol 📸 Justin Rose
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6 years
The only time it’s ok to not photo credit is when you actually pay for the photo. If you got that for shit free it like you not tipping a server on at least a $200 check. If you want your clout you gotta pay for it e-boy.
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1 year
I have no problem walking up on a stage or doing anything related to my job but I’m somehow terrified to try and talk to this cute girl I keep making eye contact with at the coffee shop
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2 years
Some band “This is our last show ever, we’re going to miss you” @MikeZiemer making a festival lineup,“not on my watch”
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@Zachxburns
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5 years
I miss Waffle House and need it in my life more than ever
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4 years
What ever happened to that warped artist and his gf Reddit post at the beginning of quarantine? Did they ever figure out who it was?
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@Zachxburns
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6 years
Mexican food is bae Photo @crystallegit
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1 year
I found out I love directing, helping the people I believe in having every opportunity to succeed and do their best. They all deserve so much spotlight.
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3 years
I fell down the stairs twice that night. I don’t even drink.
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2 years
Just a they and their dab pen 📸 @JustinRoseMedia
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5 years
You can’t be in our top 8
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4 years
He hated it
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4 years
I don’t mean to brag, but I’m reallyyyy good at hurting my own feelings
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7 months
I grew up super poor, I have a weird thing about spending money on myself. I feel guilty or like I’m not allowed to do it. I went and got myself some shorts that I’d normally not buy because of the price and my first water tumbler. It’s not much at all but it’s progress.
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6 months
Today was a good fucking day
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2 years
I’m about to start buying deodorant in bulk and putting it by the entrance of Brazos room at Emo Nite. Boys, there’s no need to be that smelly, it’s like you’re performing a war crime.
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5 years
Not many people know I live with my dad. He wasn’t around when I was a kid but he cleaned up and came back into my life. He has 14% of a heart left with not a whole lot of time left and got a new doctor today that’s supposed to be one of the best in DFW. Today was a good day.
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4 years
Get in bish, we’re going to the club 📸 JFK
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6 years
Underoath
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3 years
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4 years
Got referred by someone in the wedding party to photograph this bachelorette party. The bride is an older country woman, it’s at Billy bobs, she’s drunk and thinks I’m gay. We’re all having the time of our lives 🤷🏻‍♂️
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1 year
Day 1 done for everyone but me, time to go home and make a recap. I’m so fucking proud of the @sowhatmusicfest media team. I couldn’t have asked more amazing, talented and wonderful people 💜
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2 years
Emo Nite anime girl edition 📸 @crystallegit
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2 years
Hi, howdy, hey
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6 years
It sucks missing someone that doesn’t miss you back, they hate you and you don’t know why. I miss you, I wish things were different.
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4 years
Finally to the point where I’m having clothing companies I like hitting me up to collab on photos. Life has been getting so much better lately.
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5 years
Should figure this out while stuck in quarantine
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1 year
Separate friendship and business. Bills don’t get paid in exposure but learn to know when doing free/discounted work is actually worth it.
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1 year
photographer hot takes, go
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4 years
Can we just send her to Florida or something already 🤦🏻
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4 years
Just living my best life over here
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5 years
Takes a nap and wakes up to @SubuBhandari on instagram
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8 months
Hi, this is a new reel
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