I know we’ve been blessed with Solskjaer & Ruud but fuck me Chicharito was a special poacher. Just seen all his prem goals on YouTube and honestly why the fuck did we ever sell him, one of the most likeable we’ve ever had too.
@ClutchJM
If I was to guess, as someone who doesn’t have one and just used a random picture of a fire stick…. I’d guess ‘ EPL Hub ‘ or ‘ now sports ‘ but what the fuck would I know aye
Why are people tagging fed in the comments when Tesco & Asda literally sell fire sticks on the shelves, there’s nout better than watching Netflix , YouTube , ITV Hub, BBC Iplayer , 4OD & other apps in bed
@BashyMc1
I feel like an idiot now, when I watched him against Slovakia I thought he played really well. I forgot to factor in his potential negative field gain😕
@joebarkerx
Cheers for borrowing me your lambo to drive the other day mate. Also, I promise I'll get that million quid back to you by next week. Thanks for borrowing it me on such short notice 🤝❤️
Genuinely no bitterness involved by how fucking small time is this😂😂😂 taking changing room pics like it’s a cup final, you’ve gone 3rd on goal difference hahahahaha
@piersmorgan
Beat Liverpool, City, Arsenal & Barcelona in his first season and won our first trophy in 6 years . Still in 2 competitions and comfortably in top 4
I know it hurts you because he got rid of the love of your life but he’s gonna be sticking around for many years 😘
Still remember my first day working in Aus, the boss was like ' hiya bud, where you from?' and when i said Manchester he was like 'fuckkkkkkin ell mate no way, ive got a cousin from europe too- in Paris!!'. Fuck me mate thats mad im sure ill bump into him in wetherspoons soon.
Birds are jokes uno ahahaha they’ll post a video of their mate with a caption like ‘ never change you crazy bitch 🤪 ‘ and the video will literally be them doing a shot of Sourz
I agree there is loads of gold digging birds out there but seeing lads on here giving Aitch shit is jokes, young lad from our area gone from spitting bars on his break at Hopwood Hall college to having a song with Ed sheeran... Guys doing absolute bits, jealousy everywhere 😂
Fucking horrible, hope he becomes the best player in the world for years to come. Dealing with this shit week in week out and still dropping the performances he does is absolutely ridiculous.
What a man👏
Feel like Casemiro & Martinez get so much love that Varane sometimes get forgotten about. We are so lucky to have this man play for us, one of the best signings we’ve made in a long time , Rolls Royce.
✅ Raphael Varane: “I feel very happy, it is a great experience for me, I am really enjoying every moment at this great club and I feel good with my team-mates.”
#MUFC
❤️🇫🇷
A few week ago I wasn’t in work , didn’t have a phone or have any money and started counselling for my mental health. Less than 3 week later I have full time work , moved into my own place and got back into football and my fitness and happy as fucking Larry . Don’t give up✌️
@ChefEdwardWatts
@joebarkerx
I'd be very lucky to call him my friend , its nothing to do with the fact he's let me stay in his mansion twice now - ever since his penis reduction he's been such a gentleman to me and others in general.
@rickthereduk
Man management. Gives the player confidence to do it again and keep trying to improve, Ole being made to look too nice is such a false narrative and he’s proven to be ruthless multiple times behind closed doors
Stam
Rio
Vidic
Beckenbauer
Maldini
Baresi
Cannavaro
Nesta
Ramos
Moore
Puyol
Pique
Terry
Campbell
Adams
Thiago Silva
Pepe
Varane
Kompany
Ledley King
Chiellini
Bonnuci
Should I go on?
Once was having sex with a bird and she was ontop and started screaming loud as fuck and her legs were shaking all over the place and that and me in the moment was like ' yeahhhh do you like that???' and she jumped off and was like nah I've got cramp in my leg 😭 not spoke since.
@NavMUFC
One of our greats but definitely not a legend. He was the reason we won 20 and one of my favourite ever players but more longevity and success is needed to be a ‘legend’ . The word gets thrown around too much
Hahahaha my mates been shagging some bird and he went round hers last night and she said she had to block her ex because he's tried to message her on everything, they went to watch a film on Netflix later on and saw this 🤣
@MrStephenHowson
Stretford paddock is by far the most unreactionary / level headed channel on YT, only ones who don’t create a divide in the fanbase after every shit result
@MufcWonItAll
Most years usually is a piece of piss, for once in scratching my noggin second guessing myself on every one of these
Ten Hag has done wonders
Beating Leicester , Barcelona & Newcastle in the space of 7 days with a thin squad and only conceding once is fucking ridiculous.
Absolute genius that bald bastard.
@UtdCathal
@utdreport
Spot on mate that’s exactly why we could never attract players like Sancho , Varane & Cristiano Ronaldo!! All desperate to avoid Ole
@utdreport
He's been poor the last few games but so have most players, he is Manc through and through, his mentality is class and he is still only 19- people need to get behind him because he will become a top player in the future 🔴
@markgoldbridge
@KipstaUnited
Got speaking to him for about a week or so before he passed and this is the last message he sent , even in all that pain he cared about others more . Absolute hero ❤️