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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
7 years
Mind = Blown. Wendy Rhoades is the GOAT @SHO_Billions
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
5 years
Marty Byrde has come a long way since his dodgeball analyst days #OzarkS3
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
6 years
Last night the rule was that you had to do a double pistols thumbs to chest and yell “Shooter” in honor @ShooterMcGavin_ before you had a sip of your drink. This was the greatest rule of all time.
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
7 years
This HQ Trivia glitch may or may not have just ruined the final few minutes of 2017.
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
7 years
It All Started With Wrestling, Says Billionaire Owner of Philadelphia 76ers via @forbes
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
9 years
Big congrats to my homegirl, @ang_williams13 , getting the big time job at Fernwood Ave.!!! #hugenews
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
2 years
As good as they get. Happy Birthday, @CoachHun_SMU .
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
7 years
One play into the game. Already contemplating whether I can watch an entire football game next to Matt Cap or not.
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
10 years
EHT Eagles with a huge win tonight. Awesome game. Congrats to Coach Stetser on his first win. An Agostino with a TD too. #bestteamsinblack
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
8 years
Out to nice dinner w/mom in city. Go to bathroom n realize my briefs have been on backwards all day. Accept embarrassment or remain silent?
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
6 years
Been retired for many years now. But the 18th hole today brought me back to the old first pump and scream celebration. I must admit, it felt really good.
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
6 years
Just drove by a kid practicing his free throws in a church parking lot with no lights and a busted up hoop. If that doesn’t fire you up in some way, I don’t know what will.
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
6 years
Highlight of my Twitter career? I think so.
@SHO_Billions
BILLIONS
6 years
Boss lady for sure! Thanks for the shoutout @ZachAgostino . #Billions #Showtime
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
10 years
Egg Harbor Township graduate Maddie Gregory to play professional soccer in Iceland http://t.co/VoPYnUODNv via @ACPressTopNews
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
6 years
Been on the road for a majority of the past 2 months. In that time I have seen or heard from my closest friends on this planet almost daily. To say that those out of the blue phone calls to catch up or check in texts mean something would be beyond an understatement. #lovemyfam
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
7 years
For months I constantly shook my head when I would see my parents talking to their cat as if it was a newborn child. Tonight I found myself talking to the cat in that very same manner. #comeonman
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
8 years
Tried to get my parents to put 5 big screens in living room for all of the Sunday tv series that are back tonight. I lost that fight by KO.
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
12 years
The world lost a great person today. To Nick and the Santoro family, I love you guys. We have another angel looking over our heads tonight.
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
6 years
This is right about the time my grandmother would be calling me to gloat about her Patriots winning another Super Bowl. No such call this year but I think I can imagine the "We Caught Pittsburgh!" chant I would have heard repeatedly.
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
12 years
Officially heading to Vegas this Summer as a PR Intern for the UFC! #pumped
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
11 years
Keep it going @knott_21 . Chris Knott hopes to slide into MLB Baseball http://t.co/R3p3lNNBdv
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
6 years
My dad drains a 15 footer for par. Goes double pistols and yells “its Shooter’s turn.” @ShooterMcGavin_
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
6 years
Woke up in a panic last night from a dream where I forgot I had a 20 page paper due in 24 hours. It took me 20 minute after waking up to realize I graduated over 3 years ago 🤦‍♂️.
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
8 years
Nothing quite like getting a haircut & intensely checking 2 see if the recession in ur hairline is further back each time they slick it back
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
6 years
En route to wedding. My brother & dad have yelled back and forth for the last 45 minutes about whether Lebron or MJ is the 🐐. Can already picture this turning into a brawl during the vows later on.
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
11 years
Tough loss for my brother tonight. Gotta use it as a learning experience and I have no doubt he'll be back stronger nxt yr. @ConnorAgostino
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
11 years
Favorite part of Friday, watching @ABCSharkTank and @kevinolearytv . "You don't have a business, you have a hobby." #howareyoumakingmemoney
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
11 years
4 yrs since that cold, miserable day. Hate thinking about it but it made us tougher @MarkMyWords55 @Air_Borden75 @JimHuntzinger @SmittyEHT
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
6 years
Everyone living and dying after every Tiger shot. Entire Charlie’s crowd screaming after every birdie. And @BPC_EdCharlton got the volume turned up. Golf is great again.
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
7 years
You know you've made it when your entire family tree roots against you in a competition against your little brother.
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
8 years
All this talk about a certain video. R-E-L-A-X.
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
10 years
Congrats to my man, @Air_Borden75 , ending his career on the 2nd team all east region team.
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
11 years
Car ride home with the birthday girl @katielindt and Gabby. Wouldn't have it any other way! #loveem
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
8 years
The GOAT
@GDsullysays
South Jersey Glory Days/Sully
8 years
Check out our latest Vic's Subs Cover Story, highlighting career of EHT wrestling coach Mike Caiazza
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
6 years
Kid cramping on sideline. Mother screaming at coaching staff: “They need to be drinking Gatorade during the day!.” Love it
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
7 years
Goes to Chick Fil A. Doesn’t check bag for sauce. Gets home and parents happen to have Chick Fil A sauce stashed away. Today is a good day.
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
7 years
But I will congratulate my friends who got their due after 25+ long years tonight. @MarkMyWords55 @DrManBoy @BPC_EdCharlton @Knott_21 @scrapetola @Quiggaveli and many others.
@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
7 years
Can’t do it. The kind voice on my one shoulder is saying I should hope a good majority of my friends are yelling in jubilation at about 10:00 tonight. But that voice on the other shoulder will always win this battle.
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
6 years
Another Summer Sunday with no Game of Thrones. The withdrawal is real.
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
6 years
Decided that midnight of last night was a good time to start Friday Night Lights from the beginning again because...... why not.
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
9 years
Yessir! @edcharlton15 Local minor leaguers: Ed Charlton has big playoff debut - http://t.co/yIIO3SelhL via @ThePressofAC
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
5 years
Only about the 5th time watching in the last 48 hours..... but the music is the Night King/Bran scene is too damn perfect. Raises the hair on your arms every time.
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
11 years
My deepest fear has become a reality. I will never forget you Wilk. I have learned more from you than anyone I have ever met. Love you coach
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
7 years
My frequent sarcasm has gotten to a point where I told a best friend of a real life event & he still didnt know whether to believe me or not
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
6 years
It’s been 14 hours since the festivities settled down last night. My tuxedo is still soaking wet. Dorney Park Log Fume reached a new level last night.
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
6 years
Really happy I decided to walk the width the of the 90 degree beach barefoot. The smoke coming off my feet is confirmation of a smart choice 🤦‍♂️.
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
7 years
Right on que, my dad tells me I’m forgetting the best part when I left a piece of crust on my plate. It’d be one thing if he didn’t just tell me the exact same thing last week. #jimboisms
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
6 years
My mom just asked me what Fansville was & if I thought it was a good show. Well done, @drpepper , well done.
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
8 years
Fairly certain it's an easy process, but my career record when trying to figure out how to fold up a futon still has a 0 in the win column.
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
7 years
My dad just quoted Step Brothers at the blackjack table. Maybe he ain’t so bad after all. #pow
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
11 years
Fridays like these where you miss the bright lights. Good luck to my brother and the EHT football team who have their home opener tonight.
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
6 years
Nothing quite like @reeses eggs season. Undefeated and undisputed champion of the candy game.
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
11 years
One yr ago, I said goodbye to the strongest person in my life, Nicholas Santoro. We are all stronger ppl as a result of your influence. #RIP
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
6 years
I have chills watching this. Super Bowl/World Series/Stanley Cup/ World Cup game winner all in one reaction.
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
11 years
After tonight's wrestling reception & the speeches given, made me realize how grateful I am to be a part of the Penn Wrestling family.
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
6 years
When did Margate get a Congo Falls? This significantly changes the landscape of mini golf in Atlantic County.
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
6 years
Today was set to be a great day. Get to watch some golf, a little known guy named 🐅. Then we got to Philly & realized I had my dad’s car keys in my pocket for no reason. He has a wedding to go to tonight. Yea, I let Ed make that call to let him know 😳. Did not go over too well.
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
7 years
My dad's cellphone screen saver is a picture of our cat. I'm guessing everyone else's parents do the same with their pets? #CmonMan
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Zach Agostino
7 years
Wrestling parents, perennially ranked #1 in the craziest of all parents rankings.
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
7 years
Applebee’s Birthday Chant > Any Other Birthday Chant
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
8 years
Pet Peeve. When you say "hello" or "what's up" to someone when walking by and they say absolutely nothing in response. #cmonman #facepalm
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
8 years
Here We Go #UFC200
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
7 years
Biker runs a red light in the middle of 42nd Street directly into me while I am crossing. Wonder if he forgave my forearm shiver or not.
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
11 years
Had to state my case in support of Mike Tomlin against @adbrandt in our last class of the year today. Not an easy task. #bestclassatpenn
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
11 years
An inspiration to so many, but more importantly a great friend of mine. Have kept quiet on this long enough. Please #PrayForWilk
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
11 years
Congratulations to my former coach and good friend, @SmittyEHT as well as @carli227 !!!!! #babyontheway
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
5 years
I’ll take Saul Berenson on my team any day of the week. @SHO_Homeland
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
8 years
Ended up having to walk from 80th to 42nd st today for work. So at least I got that going for me.
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
5 years
The Replacements & Wedding Crashers..... A quarantine Sunday tradition.
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
6 years
The only guarantee when watching sports with my dad is that he will not say one positive word of enncouragement towards his favorite team. #glassalwaysempty
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
5 years
!!!!!!!!!!!! #OzarkS3
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
8 years
There's nothing worse than misreading the type of handshake someone's about to give u. You try to recover, but it's too late #clapupproblems
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
6 years
Didn’t think it was possible, but being the passenger in a @scrapetola driven golf cart is more dangerous than being in his real car.
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
6 years
Are @GameOfThrones pre show jitters a thing? Or maybe it’s the lingering effect from TW’s @TheMasters win earlier. April 14, 2019: The Greatest Day In TV History. #ReturnoftheGOT
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
5 years
Someone just asked me if the World Cup gets intense. I don’t know, but I watched a USA boo France during their national anthem earlier. I won’t say who it was....... but @katielindt was in the room 👀
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
11 years
So my teacher will be a few minutes late due to the fact he has to go on Sportscenter real quick. #notcomplaining
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Zach Agostino
10 years
Congrats to one of my good friends, @Knott_21 for getting drafted by the Tampa Bay Rays.
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
6 years
I said it once, I’ll double down and say it again after this week’s episode. Wendy has again solidified her stance as the GOAT. @SHO_Billions
@SHO_Billions
BILLIONS
6 years
Boss lady for sure! Thanks for the shoutout @ZachAgostino . #Billions #Showtime
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
6 years
Have been wanting to go @TheSecondCity since childhood when i found out Chris Farley got his start there. Tonight I finally made it there for a show. #goosebumps
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
7 years
The Magic @Quiggaveli is able to work when negotiating with parking garage operators is second to none.
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
8 years
The best Thursday of the year. #themasters
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
10 years
The greatest week of the year. #theMasters
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
6 years
It’s Master’s Week. See everyone again in 7 days. #themasters2019
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Zach Agostino
5 years
Charlie’s took 37 items off the menu and I have never been more confused. This is a national news story. #guessiwillhavewings
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Zach Agostino
5 years
John Krasinski Wants to Share Good News With the World, So He Reached Out to Steve Carell via @POPSUGAR
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
6 years
The fact that Mosca 360’s are still being sent from people all over the country is one of the greatest success stories of the last 5 years. @Mike_MoscaHall you are an innovator.
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
9 years
@EdCharlton15 with his 1st career homer as a pro. #yessir
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
6 years
Good luck to those who didn’t watch tonight’s episode. You thought LeSean McCoy’s Endgame spoiler was bad. You all have no chance.
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
7 years
@ang_williams13 @Mike_MoscaHall i am intrigued by this battle.
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
11 years
Awesome banquet. Great to have spent the last 4 years with these guys. From frosh to seniors, always stuck together. http://t.co/1UWMemeoWA
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
6 years
NFL player who saves nearly 90% of his income teaches a money class at Penn called 'Life 101'
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
6 years
Really gotta feel for beach taggers. No tougher Summer job than one where everyone either tries to avoid you or yells at you for doing your job.
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
7 years
Just started sweating after drinking a cup of water. It's about 5 degrees outside. This is a problem.
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
7 years
Anyone know someone who had a fear of escalators growing up? I do. That same person fell on the way down one today. At least his hand looked kind of cool afterwards.
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
11 years
EHT football HC job a hot topic. IMO most people don't know enough about this situation to be making the claims or remarks they are making.
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@ZachAgostino
Zach Agostino
6 years
Many thanks to the table next to us for selecting Applebee’s as their birthday dinner choice. Nothing compares to the Applebee’s Happy Birthday song. NOTHING.
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